#countersign

[elektroyu]

2 weeks ago I signed the lease agreement for the new apartment, but I still didn't get the countersigned copy. Called people and they want to look into it. If I don't get my agreement copy or an an email soon I can call again next week.

[quantumofawesome]

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

Hey frank I'm curious. Can you give santa clause a middle name.

I can and I will. The middle name shall be "Charles," because "Santa" and "Clause" are, to me, inextricably together like father and son. You may call him "Father Christmas."

[loverhymeswith]

How do we feel about a one shot with “Dress” with a little smut here and there😏

Only Bought This Dress So You Could Take It Off

Pairing: Tommy Shelby x F!Reader

Summary: Written for The Taylor Swift Tapes: Tommy Shelby - based on ”Dress”

Word Count: 2.2K

Warnings: 18+ only, minors dni. Smut. Not beta-read.

A/N: Thank you so much, Anon. I love this song and I was hoping someone might request it!

“Your hands are shaking, love.”

The sound of Tommy’s deep voice tears you away from the paperwork in your lap, a handful of important documents that require your signature - ostensibly, the only reason for your presence here tonight.

“I didn’t think they were ever going to leave.” You glance across the dimly lit office, towards the doorway through which Polly, Michael and Arthur have finally disappeared. 

Like your hands, there’s an audible tremor to the words as they leave your painted lips. Business with the Shelby family often seems to be a drawn-out affair, with evenings like this proving to be a lesson in patience. What could have been a fifteen-minute meeting has stretched out into the early hours of the morning. 

But finally, the two of you are alone.

Tommy offers you a cigarette across the desk, but you decline, choosing to watch instead as he lights his own. The brief glow of the flame illuminates the sharp angles of his face, his expression remaining calm. Neutral. It never fails to amaze you - the apparent ease with which he maintains the illusion of control. 

“It’s killing you that much, eh? The anticipation?” The twitch of his jaw confirms your growing suspicion. He’s finding this amusing. 

“It’s been hours, Tom.” You scowl, shifting in your seat and pressing your thighs together. A woman’s patience has its limits. 

Tommy takes a long drag of his cigarette. When the smoke clears, his blue eyes are fixed on you. “And it will be worth the wait.”

“Is that a promise?”

The ghost of a grin flickers across his face, alarming in its rarity. He really should smile more often. Thomas Shelby has always been an undeniably handsome man, but when he smiles he is devastating. 

“Are you going to sign them anytime soon?” He nods to the documents clutched in your hands. Right. Now he’s waiting on you.

Without hesitation, you reach over for his pen and hastily scrawl your name along the first dotted line. 

It had been a curious twist of fate that had seen the Shelby family thrust back into your life almost twelve months ago. When your ailing uncle with no children of his own had granted you joint power of attorney over his growing liquor empire, you hadn’t expected to find yourself returning to your hometown of Birmingham, let alone landing directly in the path of your childhood best friend.

Six years had passed since the last time you had seen Tommy Shelby on the streets of Small Heath - six long years since the outbreak of The Great War. The conflict had irrevocably changed a lot of things; Tommy and his brothers were no exception, the horrors they had witnessed and wrought turning them into shadows - demons - of their former selves. 

But when you first found yourself standing before Tommy in his shiny new office on Watery Lane, it quickly became apparent that no amount of time or turmoil could quell the stirring of desire that had begun to blossom between the two of you in the months prior to him leaving for France.

No distance could erase the mark his friendship had left on you, an invisible tattoo.

By all accounts, it was nothing short of a miracle that had brought the two of you back together, and if this was simply borrowed time, neither of you planned on letting it go to waste.

“All done,” you declare, dropping the paperwork onto the desk with a small smile.

Tommy gathers the documents towards him before leaning over to pluck the pen from your grasp, his fingers lingering for a beat too long against your own. As he swiftly countersigns the agreements, cigarette poised between his plump lips, your pulse quickens. 

Hopefully, this is the last distraction of the evening.

With excruciating care and clearly testing the bounds of your patience, Tommy shuffles the paperwork, straightening the pages before sliding them into a leather bound folder and locking it away in his drawer. 

“Now that business has been taken care of…” He rises slowly, extinguishing his cigarette in the expensive bronze ashtray. “...we can attend to more important matters.”

“What did you have in mind?” You fight to hide the excitement in your voice, equally resisting the urge to stare at his muscular thighs as he rounds the desk to stand before you, hands resting casually in his pockets. 

You’d hate to give him any more satisfaction when you’re already confident he knows just what effect he’s having on you; the master of planning and strategy, indeed.

“That’s a pretty dress,” Tommy observes roughly, blue eyes dipping leisurely to the swell of your chest. 

Before you can respond, he offers a hand to pull you to your feet and proceeds to twirl you around, gaining an even better view of the dress in question. It had been a calculated purchase on your part and so far, the expensive silk number seems to be well worth the investment. 

Apparently pleased by every angle, Tommy stops you abruptly when your back is turned to him, silently stepping closer until you find yourself pressed up against his chest. A large hand lands on your waist, keeping you anchored against him - inescapable, not that you would ever want to try.

As he inclines his head to whisper into your ear, his warm breath tickles your cheek. “But I thought that I might take it off.” 

Your own breath hitches, your blood turning to molten desire as the reality of his words sinks in. “I was hoping you would say that,” you admit as his other hand begins to trail a warm path from your wrist, up to your shoulder, eventually reaching the edge of your satin sleeve. Ever so gently, he tugs it down.

“Here?” You struggle to hide your surprise, biting your lip as his mouth brushes over your exposed skin. With privacy so important to the two of you, Tommy usually takes great care to ensure you won’t be disturbed - a suite at The Midland Hotel, or at least a locked bedroom. “What if they come back?”

“They won’t,” he mutters into the crook of your neck.

“But Polly-”

The sound of your name, murmured softly into the shell of your ear cuts you off, and it’s as if everything else simply stops. 

Time stands still. 

The fear of reproval should either family find out about the two of you fades away as Tommy’s capable fingers slide to the fastenings of your dress. 

“We’ve waited long enough,” he reminds you.

Despite this, Tommy still takes his time undressing you; a small part of you is grateful. After all, you really like this outfit, and it wouldn’t be the first time he’d destroyed articles of clothing in his haste to get the two of you naked. Buttons torn from blouses and shredded stockings, his passion in the bedroom more than matching the power of his machinations in the boardroom.

After helping you step out of the dress, he turns you around, lips parting as his eyes dance over every inch of your bare body. His pupils are blown wide with lust. Along with his quiet confidence, his reaction is more than enough to chase away any lingering doubt about being so exposed here in his office.

With his attention still focused firmly in your direction, his hands rise to the dark straps of his shoulder holster but you step forwards and take his hand, effectively stopping him in his tracks. 

“I’ll do it,” you tell him, a soft smile tugging at your lips. Because two can most assuredly play at this game. 

Tommy stands perfectly still as your fingers brush along the corded muscle of his biceps, sliding the leather straps of the holster over the sleeves of his crisp white cotton shirt before discarding the item on his desk. 

One down…

A muscle in Tommy’s jaw ticks as you meet his eye again, before giving his waistcoat equally attentive treatment. You can feel the beat of his heart, pounding furiously within his chest. A thrill runs through you to know that your touch has this kind of effect on such a man.

Two down…

Once his waistcoat has fallen to the floor, you make a start on the buttons of his shirt, but Tommy growls, grabbing your wrists. 

“Enough.”

It seems his patience has finally run out.

Without warning, he lurches forwards, sweeping the contents of his desk to the floor. 

Before you can even begin to anticipate what comes next, he lifts you by the waist, depositing you unceremoniously onto the edge of the now-empty desk. You gasp as he swiftly parts your thighs, placing himself between them and pressing the hard length of his body into that sweet spot at your centre.

“Tommy,” you moan, shifting your hips in the pursuit of much needed friction.

Countering the rough and sudden behaviour of just moments earlier, Tommy releases your waist and his hands rise to cup your jaw, thumbs stroking your cheeks as he gently tilts your head towards him. 

“No more waiting.” 

He punctuates the command with a claiming kiss, the kind of kiss that ignites the smouldering desire beneath your bare skin until every cell in your body is keenly attuned to his presence, his own desire evident as you continue to rock against him.

“No more waiting,” you agree, muttering the words against his mouth without breaking the kiss, sharp teeth grazing his lips. At the same time, you reach for his belt buckle, fingers fumbling to free him from the confines of his slacks.

Once he’s stripped from the waist down with only his half-buttoned shirt still remaining, Tommy splays a hand across your lower back, the heat of him a burning brand against your sensitive skin. Meanwhile, you clutch his broad shoulders for support, readying yourself for what comes next. 

With his other hand, he lines himself up against your core. 

Tommy doesn’t waste another second - not another word -  before he’s breaching your slick entrance, burying himself to the hilt in a single thrust. His name is torn from your lips, this time in the form of a strangled cry, but he dips his head, quietening you with another kiss. 

It’s a brief reprieve, though. Just long enough for you to relax around him, to catch your breath. Because he knows better than to be patient and gentle now - knows that, just like him, you enjoy the pressure. That you crave the burn as he stretches you to your limit and beyond, over and over again until you lose yourself to pleasure, until you find yourself hurtling towards your release.

In the amber light of the office - darker now since the lamp clattered to the floor - Tommy’s skin is flushed, his ocean blue eyes almost black. But not once does his intense gaze waver as he fucks you over the desk. Like he’s afraid that if he looks away you might vanish - that this might all have been a dream.

Overwhelmed by both his attention and the way he angles his hips to hit that sweet spot deep inside, you rapidly find yourself shattering around him.

As always, he doesn’t let you fall too hard, holding you close as you ride out the wave of your climax.

“I’ve been thinking,” Tommy grunts suddenly, his pace finally faltering as he smooths a strand of hair from your sweat-slick brow. 

“Should I be worried?” you pant, struggling to focus on his words. The room is still spinning. You're drunk on him.

Ignoring your teasing question, he presses his lips against your breast, driving his hips deeper one final time as he spills inside you. 

“I’ve finally woken up,” he rasps. 

It’s so unlike Tommy to speak in riddles that you find yourself tensing beneath him. Roughly, you grab his face, forcing him to look at you. “What are you talking about, Tom?”

He stills, lowering his head until your brows are touching. There isn’t an inch of space between you and when he speaks, his voice is hoarse. “You're the only person who knows me - who believes in me. In my worst times, you see the best in me. And even with my worst lies…you always see the truth in me.”

Concerned, you pull back from him. Clearly, his sex-addled brain is not functioning correctly. “Tommy, what are you-” 

“I love you.”

Silence fills the room. It’s so unexpected, his admission, that you freeze. Imaginary walls fracture like glass around you. 

When this thing between you and Tommy started up months ago, there had been an unspoken agreement that it could be nothing more than lust. An added benefit of your business transactions. Your family history, not to mention the relationship between your two companies, is far too complicated for anything more. 

Love was never part of the deal.

But as much as you might want to believe that he’s simply not thinking straight - that he’s as intoxicated by your body as you are by his, you realise he is right. You see the hope - the truth - reflected back at you in those beautiful blue eyes.

Tommy Shelby has fallen in love with you.

Even if you wanted to, there's nothing you can do about it.

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[todaysdocument]

Telegram from President Abraham Lincoln to Major General John A. Dix, Commanding at New York, Regarding the New York World and New York Journal of Commerce

Record Group 107: Records of the Office of the Secretary of WarSeries: Telegrams Sent and Received By The War Department Central Telegraph Office.File Unit: Telegrams Sent By President Abraham Lincoln, March 10 - October 11, 1864

[blue stamp in upper right corner] WAR RECORDS PRINTED 1861-1865 Executive Mansion To Maj. Gen'l Dix, Washington, May 18, 1864 [underlined] Commanding, at New York. -- Whereas, there has been wickedly and traitorously printed and publi this morning, in the "New York World" and New York "Journal of Commerce", newspapers printed and published in the city of New York, - a false and spurious proclamation, purporting to be signed by the President. and to be countersigned by the Secretary of State, which publication is of a treasonable nature, designed to give aid and comfort to the enemies of the United States, and to the rebels now at war against the Government, and their aiders and abettors You are therefore hereby commanded forthwith to arrest and imprison in an y fort or Military prison in your command, the editors, proprietors and publishers of the afore said newspapers, and all such persons as, after public notice has been given of the falsehood of said publication. print and publish the same, with intent to give aid and comfort to the enemy. - and you will hold the persons so arrested. in close custody, until they can be brought to trail before a military commission, for their offense. - Your will also take possession by military force, of the printing establishments of the "New York World" and "Journal of Commerce", and hold the same until fur order, and prevent any further publication therefrom, A.Lincoln

[floridacracker]

What do you have there? What’s that? No, you can. You can tell me. You could tell me. Is that a right wing influencer? Let me see that. No, let me see. Is it a gay, minority, or non-Christian that uses their “right wing” platform to countersignal against southerners, rural people, white women, or Christians? Turn your follow list out really quick

[pwlanier]

Mohamed MELEHI 1936-2020

The tree of Juba II, 2014

Oil on canvas

Countersigned, dated and titled on the back "Melehi 2014, The Tree of Juba II"

Artcurial

[greenthena]

Hey! It's self-promotion Friday!

You should definitely go check out the latest chapter of my wip GO fanfic, The Trojan Horse Virus!

“My cousin?” Mr. Crowley finally found his voice.

“Yes. Your cousin. Shax,” Mary clarified. “She’ll be countersigning the trust papers.”

“Shax?” It seemed Mr. Crowley was only capable of repeating Mary’s words back to her. He said the name like a curse.

“Yes, your cousin. Ms. Shax Morningstar.” Mary waited to see if Mr. Crowley was going to mimic her words once again, but he remained silent. “She apologizes she was not able to arrive sooner, but cited a previous engagement. Mr. Crowley may be joining her, as well, though he couldn’t say for certain.”

“Which Mr. Crowley?” asked Mr. Crowley.

“Mr. Ferdinand Crowley.”

“Fur-fur?!” Mr. Crowley (Mr. Anthony Crowley, of course) exclaimed too loudly. He contorted his face into a sneer that clearly demonstrated his opinion of Cousin Ferdinand, if the diminutive nickname hadn’t been enough of a clue. His fiance was observing him coolly, and seemed to be unbothered by his flash of teeth.

[vladdocs]

CD SHORTS: Are there any documents written by Vlad Țepeș's own hand?

Lately, the news that foreign researchers intend to analyze DNA traces left by Vlad on some of his documents has made a splash. This method might work if these documents were actually written by him. But is there any? Only one letter, in Latin from 1476, could have been written by Vlad. This is practically the most deficient of all the documents preserved from him. The text, written poorly and full of ridiculous mistakes, seems to indicate the lack of a professional scribe. Did Vlad write it, in a hurry and short of money, assuming he knew Latin, even if it was basic? Most medieval elites were illiterate. Sometimes kings would countersign documents, like Matthias Corvinus who could only write 'Matias rex', as his own hand. On the documents of Țepeș and other Wallachian voivodes, such notes are missing, which would reinforce the idea that a particular document actually passed through the hands of a specific voivode. So, there is no certain document from the hand of "Dracula".

[trekkingaroundasgard]

Midnight Meetings (Clint Barton x Reader)

Summary: In the middle of the night you wait to meet your contact for the upcoming mission. He's not quite what you expected.

Gender: Neutral

Rating: Gen/Teen

Tags: SHIELD!Reader, first meetings, spies, eventual colleagues to lovers

Words: 1.1k

Note: The first part in a mini series. It will be updated... at some point.

@thehawkeyesbingo prompt: "Quick catch that flamingo, it stole my wallet"

The seat in the booth behind you creaked. You glanced to your left, attempting to steal a look at the man – you assumed, from the light smell of aftershave. However, a server stood directly in front of the mirrored surface where you could have caught a glimpse. You expected her to move any moment but she didn’t; apparently, flirting with the line cook was much more important than serving truck drivers cold, drip coffee.

Slowly, you reached into your jacket, fingers curling around the handle of your pistol. The last thing you wanted was to whip out a gun in the middle of the shitty motorway diner but it was better to be safe than sorry. Should things turn sour, the nearest exit was less than five steps away and your secondary escape remained unblocked.

You stiffened as the man moved, lazily stretching his arm across the thin surface that separated your booths. He twisted his head, not quite enough to bring him into your peripheral but close enough to your ear to whisper, “Catch that flamingo.”

The grip on your gun loosened. “It stole my wallet,” you responded quietly. If the situation weren’t so dire, you’d be suppressing an eye-roll about now. Whoever came up with these ridiculous countersigns had issues.

Without another word, he dropped a folded note into your open bag which you then gathered casually along with your coat. Leaving a few notes on the table, you walked out to the car park without looking up from the ground. It was only as you sat in your car, fastening your seatbelt, that you finally caught a look at the man you were to partner with through the diner window.

It was difficult to make out details from this angle, not helped by the reflection of the neon sign on the glass, but you saw enough to know who you’d be looking for later. Short blond hair, broad frame. Otherwise unremarkable. Just what you’d expect from a spy.

You unfolded the paper he’d given and frowned.

A New York pizza menu?

You were used to cryptic clues from both your sources and your superiors but even by those standards this seemed left field. Were you supposed to call the proprietor and ask for mighty meat? Perhaps it was a front for the New York branch of SHIELD, a way for agents in the field to get the information they needed. But what good would that do you half way across the world?

You looked at the leaflet again, this time giving it more than a confused cursory glance, and there you saw it. Scribbled in the bottom corner, a telephone number with a distinctly local calling code. A quick search returned the name and address of a crappy hotel about half an hour away.

It was probably a bit paranoid to assume you were being followed but you checked for a tail nonetheless before heading towards the hotel. The guy on the desk was half asleep when you arrived, a victim of perpetually unlucky scheduling judging by the dark bags under his eyes. He didn’t bother to check your fake ID, instead simply handing over a preprepared room key and pointing vaguely up the stairs.

The overhead lights were too bright for this time of night so you only switched on the bedside lamp. Perched on the edge of the bed, in the relative darkness, you pulled the case folder from your duffle bag and skimmed through the files once more. Halfway down the page, you heard a gentle knock.

You peered through the viewer and saw a blond man. Or, rather, a very intense close up of his nose and an eye. “I caught the flamingo.”

Clearly more tired than you thought, your mind blanked entirely on the correct response. It didn’t matter, though, you rationed, since he had already come to your door. Flicking the lock, you opened the door wide enough for him to step through before locking it again. Gesturing towards the beds, you said, “How does that one go?”

“Huh?”

“The countersign. I caught the flamingo…”

“He’s a slippery bastard.” He flopped onto the bed and dragged a large palm down his face. With a sigh that seemed to come from deep inside his bones, he said, “I don’t know. It’s not a real sign. I’m too tired to think. Just needed you to open the door. What time is it?”

“About two thirty.”

“Right.” The man sat suddenly, like someone had yanked on a puppet string and pulled him upright. “Well. It’s nice to meet you and all but I’ve gotta make some calls and get everything ready for tomorrow. You’ve got the files?”

You nodded towards the brown folder that you’d been reading before he interrupted.

“Great. I’ll brief you in the morning.”

He looked up and suddenly seemed to see you for the first time. Not fast enough to hide the interest that flickered across his gaze, he instead leaned into it. You’d have shrunk under such over attention from any other agent, especially one you’d just met, but there was something about him, something magnetic. The bedside lamp cast a warm light over his face, highlighting both the sharp features and the softness in his smile.

Resting back on his hands, you couldn’t help but mirror his appreciation. The bedside lamp worked doubly hard to emphasise the thickness and strength of his muscles. The midnight chill had set in but he hardly seemed bothered; with no jacket to hide beneath, you were given a full view of the tight pull of his shirt across his chest and the prominent veins along his arms. You doubted if you’d be able to wrap your hand around the muscles, so large were they.

He unashamedly let his gaze drop to your lips, your neck, your chest, before dragging his attention slowly back up to your eyes. “I’m Clint, by the way.”

You gave your name in return and felt your stomach twist when he smiled back. Forcing some semblance of professionalism into the ever shrinking space between you, you stretched out a hand and tried not to shiver at the sparks which danced across your skin when he shook it.

Slowly pulling it back, pretending that his simple touch hadn’t set your nerves on fire, you said, “I look forward to working with you, Clint.”

“Get some rest,” he said softly, finally pushing up off the bed and heading towards the door. “I’m in one-oh-six if you need me.”

There was an invitation there, in the inflection, the up tick of his grin, you were certain. Not tonight, you cautioned yourself. Maybe after the mission was over. Yeah. If he still looked at you the same way after this was done, after he learned what you really were, then you’d accept the invitation. Not a moment sooner, though.

[rendomski]

Thinking, fast and slow

Hunter/Tech, PG

Love confession, first kiss, and a lot of earnest thinking :)

Also on AO3

This ficlet was inspired in a way by this screenshot:

“I am attracted to you.”

“Uh-huh.” Hunter was wiping from his hands the very grease Echo said he didn't want on his scomp. So, he asked Hunter to help Tech realign the heavy rear cannon. Now, when they had it fixed in place, all that remained was to screw back some small parts and the cover. Hunter kinda hoped Tech didn't need his help anymore… “Wait, what?”

“I am attracted to you.”

“You’re… Like, what?”

“Like in the romantic aspect.”

“Right…”

Except that it wasn’t right at all. If Hunter hadn’t been just working side by side with Tech, he would have suspected that Tech fell victim to his curiosity and tried some of the questionable stuff that was sold around Cid’s parlour.

“I consulted with Echo on whether I should let you know.”

And Echo apparently said, ‘Go for it. See, the rear cannon needs some urgent realignment…’

“While none of us was sure of your position on the subject, Echo made a good point. If something fatal happens to you, I will regret not even telling you.”

It didn’t take a genius to see where Tech was coming from. Bracca was a close call for all of them, and for Hunter in particular. He could still feel his chest wound when they were hefting the cannon. Vaguely, he remembered Tech’s worried eyes staring through his HUD as he was rushed on board the Marauder.

“And in case something happens to me, Echo said that now, when he knows, he will regret that I didn’t tell you anything.”

That was oddly sweet on Echo’s part. Hunter felt mildly surprised that Tech didn’t become attracted to Echo after such a heartfelt speech instead of his other brother, currently dumbfounded and hardly deserving of any kind of attraction.

“He did right,” Hunter forced out eventually. He had no idea what to do with this perplexing confession. But if he was sure of anything, he was sincerely glad Tech had someone to unburden himself to, wherever following Echo’s advice took him. Took them.

Thanks to Wrecker and Omega, lately they’ve watched a fair share of romantic holomovies on Ord Mantel’s public channels. Things progressed smoothly there. One of the couple would say, “I love you.” The other replied, “I love you too.” And then they kissed. Almost like a protocol: a challenge, a password, and a countersign.

So, was Hunter now supposed to reply, “I love you, too?” Or rather, “I am attracted to you, too,” Tech being unable to follow any defined protocol to the letter. Just that Hunter felt neither of these things. Never thought about Tech in, well, the romantic aspect. Even during that last year of their cadet training, when they were all horny, had nowhere else to turn their affection, and tiptoed around the idea of making out with each other. Afterwards, Hunter wasn’t supposed to have the favourites in the squad. And since they stopped being a part of the army, this principle felt even more important—no longer a formality but a reasonable necessity. Hunter bore responsibility for all the squad. If anybody had a right to special treatment, it was Omega as the least trained and most vulnerable.

Also, reasonable justifications aside, if Hunter occasionally imagined someone else’s hand helping him out in the partial privacy of his bunk or in the sonic, it wasn’t Tech’s hand. Actually, during recent weeks, Hunter didn’t even need to imagine anything. He would wake up an hour or so earlier, glower at his half-hard cock, say, “Kriff you,” and doze off again, lacking the energy to fulfil his careless promise.

This line of reasoning was probably his best escape route.

“To be honest, Tech,” said Hunter, hand rubbing the back of his neck, “I’m just not into anything ‘romantic’ at all since… since we went AWOL. Was the last thing on my mind. It is not that… You’ve taken me by surprise here. Can I give it some thought, alright?”

Tech nodded, uncharacteristic blush vividly colouring his cheeks. “Alright.”

He fumbled for a moment, fixed his goggles, then climbed up the maintenance ladder. His screwgun buzzed as he began fastening the supporting bolts of the cannon platform. Part of Hunter wanted to put some distance between himself and this damn delicate situation. Slowly, the whole mess registered with him. Tech, essentially, confessed his love to him. In return, he got a less than enthusiastic promise to “give it some thought” and proceeded calmly with the repairs.

It felt absurd.

It felt so brand on Tech. Almost homely.

And it felt wrong.

Tech’s fumbling, his obvious dismay were wrong. As if Tech was nervous. Tech, that overconfident smart fucker, wasn’t supposed to be nervous. It occurred to Hunter that he wasn’t the only one who noticed the consistent protocol: “I love you.” —“I love you, too.” —Kiss. Knowing Tech’s struggle to understand the emotions and social conventions that were plain to other people, Tech probably put a great deal of trust in this protocol—and was totally disoriented when it didn’t work.

But Hunter could not be expected just to follow along and kiss him, right? Kissing Tech was never on Hunter’s mind, even back then, during that last turbulent year of their cadet training. They went off-world afterwards. Time after time, all of them grabbed the opportunity to blow off steam on the side. Reverting to their cadet years must be the wrong thing to do.

Not that seeking a relationship with anybody in their seedy neighbourhood on Ord Mantell seemed like the right thing to do, either.

And if anything was definitely the wrong thing, it was distraught Tech. As for a damned kiss… Hunter sighed. Unlike in those sappy holomovies, he never dreamed of or even thought of it before. But it would be far from the first time for them to improvise.

“Tech? Get down here,” Hunter called. The buzzing of the screwgun stopped. Tech climbed halfway down the ladder, frowning at Hunter quizzically. Impatient, Hunter gestured at him to get down properly. As Tech’s feet touched the ground, Hunter, determined to resolve his annoying doubts once and for all, matter-of-factly cupped Tech’s face in his hands and kissed him.

Hunter’s first relieved thought was that, thank Force, he didn’t dislike it. Tech’s skin smelled faintly of burned sugar from one particular kind of snack he was handpicking from the Mantel mix when offered. The lips under Hunter’s own felt warm and ample, they parted invitingly when Tech half-whimpered, half-moaned at the contact. The sound reverberated pleasantly in Hunter’s gut, but he ignored the opening. This light, probing kiss felt nice enough as it was. Also, Hunter preferred to play safe not to scare away the hesitant relief that, alright, it might actually work, they might work. The sensation was completely different from kissing just another handsome stranger in a bar as a foreplay before the full-frontal assault. Not about the intrusion or heated tongue battle for dominance. He was kissing Tech, for kriff’s sake. His unwavering, level-headed brother with an unexpectedly bared vulnerability, and taking advantage of this vulnerability was the last thing on Hunter’s mind. He wanted Tech’s confidence back as he reassuringly pressed into the kiss harder, a hint of stubble scratching at his upper lip. Wanted to want him back.

And it wasn’t an impossible thing to want, as Hunter discovered when they broke the kiss. His hands were still cupping Tech’s face, Tech’s cheekbones slotted comfortably in the crooks of his thumbs, some leftover grease smudged over Tech’s cheek. Tech licked his lips involuntarily, as if catching the traces of Hunter’s taste. Something inside Hunter responded to all these small details with voracious approval. And he liked the tug in his belly when Tech leaned in to kiss him back. It was nice that not only Tech’s crazy flying could do it to him. Despite them keeping the kisses light and shallow, the hard edge of his goggles pressed against the bridge of Hunter’s nose; a constant reminder of whom he had been kissing all along.

Hunter didn’t mind. Didn’t mind at all. Didn’t let go when the kiss reached its unspoken conclusion. He just readjusted his position to press their foreheads together, and Tech moved in sync with him without needing a discussion or pre-established protocols. Like they ordinarily did.

“That was uncharacteristically fast thinking.”

Hunter huffed a laugh, giddy, and not only with the simple relief of having Tech back in his habitual mood. “I am attracted to you.” Tech’s confusing wording was weirdly accurate. Thinking back, if Tech had said “I love you,” Hunter probably would be surprised by Tech voicing it, but not with the sentiment itself.

There was always love between them. As for the attraction, it was slipping in cautiously but stubbornly, like Tech’s fingers slipped in between Hunter’s own, still cupped around his cheek.

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

Do you like Halloween? Do you celebrate Halloween? Or do you not have an opinion on it?

I never really liked Halloween as a kid, although I still haven't really been "into" Halloween this year. I always felt sort of out of it, in a way I didn't understand -- I didn't want to celebrate Halloween, but I felt I had to?

I started liking it once I understood that it was my own personal Halloween, that I could pick an outfit, and that I could put decorations up, and be "a cool person doing cool things on Halloween." In high school I got really into dressing up as a vampire and such, but I'm not really into dressing up as a vampire these days.

But I never really understood why you would? I always thought it was kind of silly.

[the-alarm-system]

that endogenic bullshittery blog has existed for 15 days and has like 5 posts💀 at least get real if you want to be the new tumblr FDC so much wait like those 1-2 months and send your tumblr application in syscourse to the competent office in a triple copy signed and countersigned. like everyone here did

(all /joking of course that blog is just hilarious)

@seasidewanderers

LOL every one of those blogs are just jokes, they’re so insecure it’s embarrassing. Also they just love to spit out so many lies??

[cuprohastes]

The Trouble with Pebbles Pt 2

So to set the scene:

Dave the human, actual human of indeterminate ethnic and cultural origin, who has never done anything wrong, or more accurately he's never done anything wrong that anyone cared to find out about has been given a really good rock by a small alien lizard who has an unfortunate speech impediment.

This means exactly what you think it means.

Garfield, Gondy and Rax, Two large and a Medium Atrix are swinging between delight, bewilderment and anxiety. Un-Named male, Garf's little Guy, hasn't woken up form a nap and is at this point, not really a stakeholder.

The Station chiefs, an Atrix called Don't Make Me come Down There AKA Big Ma, and her human counterpart, Chief O'Patel are locked in their office with a half dozen pet rats, some good moss and the emergency biscuit supply trying to figure out how not to get yelled at by Homeworld & Homeworld.

EVA 43 is currently conniving with Humanity's smartest person, which has around 18 different government groups from seven species taking terror shits.

Trashdancer is just having a shitty day because to paraphrase St. Marvin: Here I am with a brain the size of a planet and you want me to Wiki that for you.

Dave The Human is just keeping the plumbing working and singing along to a Human musical, re-written and re-scored for Tsin. It's Squeap!: The Musical.

The Von Neumann Space Squid aren't in this story.

Now: On with the show:

Dave the human is being fired.

"This is not how I thought my day was going to go." he says. He's holding the rock that was given to him my the small Atrix a few hours earlier. He's turning it over in his palm, feeling the smoothness and the roughness.

O'Patel is doing something bizarre with his face an Big Ma is maintining what can only be described as a Poker face. For a species that talks wit chromatophores splayed across their cheeks, muzzle and forehead, Dave can only deduce that he should never play cards with her, or possiby she's under near fatal amounts of sedation.

Slowly Dave starts to realise that O'Patel is trying to tell him something that he doesn't want officially recorded and starts to pay serious attention. Atrix Stare levels of analysis are going on here.

"Unfortuntely [Wink] due to the diplomatic [Eyebrows go up] realities of the situation [Grimace], we are unable to maintain your contract [Slight hunch of hte shoulders, headbob, are you following yet?] as one of the human specialists on this station. "[Pointed eye swivelling at Big Ma].

Dave has now developed telepathy. Let's re-run that with context.

"Oh shit homeworld is being dicks. We have to think fast, and we have to show we dealt with the situation. We have a plan, play along, over to you Big Ma"

"Coincidentally, your job has been allocated to the Atrix." says Big Ma, poking her tablet.

Dave's tablet vibrates and he looks up to see both Station Chiefts making emphatic Answer The Phone motions.

Dave pulls the tablet out, reads the message. He thumb-prints it and sits down hard.

"Oh look at that. Fortunately we were able to..." she says as she smacks a few on-screen buttons and makes Dave the Human vanish. "... find someone who is not only Atrix..." she says pausing.

O'Patel lurches across his desk and thumbprints about 9000 documents that scream across his display, in a performance of button mashing that will never be properly appreciated outside this office.

"... but has exactly the right qualifications. Graak. And... is getting a signing bonus for speedy... application." she says and countersigns about as many documents with the biometrics of her chromatophore pattern.

"Well." says O'Patel. "I'll miss Dave. Good chep, not his fault, good technician, crap taste in music."

"Even so," says Big Ma, "I'm sure you'll be happy to welcome Dave the Atrix, our new technician."

"My life is taking turns for the weird." says Dave and O'Patel slides the biscuits over sympathetically.

A little later on...

Dave the Atrix has a fresh set of work clothes in the Atrix pattern and is sitting on a work table while Dave The Human is working on a helmet with a UV visor.

Dave has a cloth bag lined with a fuzzy blanket, out of which is peeking Dave's little Guy.

The little Guy is a bit traumatised. He kind of assumed that Bad things were happening when Gony, Garf and Rax had ploughed into the common area, dredged the ferns sending kids and Little Guys scattering and then grabbed him specifically and lumbered at tooth rattling speed out of the nice bright Atrix wing of the Station and hauled him through terrifying corridoors.

Dave had been there, the lynchpin of the Little Guy's plan to Get out, and he had said an apologetic Graak, assuming they were both being thrown into space (though rumour has it that humans find this annoying then come back in and bitch about it).

It'd been a bewildering though pleasant surprise when the worst that'd happened was he was stuffed into a weird furry bag, and then Dave had said something about clothes and... now he was here watching the four armed Tsin, who probably ate small Atrix, adding ossicones to a lightweight helmet with a flip up faceplate of some nearly opaque material.

Dave the Atrix on the other hand was watching his friend add an arrangement of knobs to his UV helmet which had a nice buttery yellow visor, that blocked UV.

"Check this out." said Dave The Human. She toggled her tablet and a grid of hexagons on the faceplate rippled up and down in a colourful wave."

"Oh wow." said Dave A. "Does that actually work?"

"Not really." Dave H said regretfully. "There's a lot of research but right now it can approximate a name pattern, and repeat one back if the cameras catch it. Otherwise it uses the standard Atrix Icons, the ones they use as emoji."

"Well better than nothing. Uh, chunky pixels because... "

"Yeah. The Uncanny Valley. CG looks weird."

Dave A nods and looks over into the laundry bag at his Little Guy. "You ok?" he asks again.

The little guy just stares, but there's no ripples of colour and he says "grak."

Dave reaches in and pulls him out, sits him on his lap. "Come on little dude. Lets figure some stuff out. This is my friend, Dave the Human. She's not human but that's what she's called." he says, "And now they call me Dave the Atrix. I'm not an Atrix but I'm going to play one for a while." Dave says.

Every time Dave says Atric, the little guy looks up at Dave's forehead.

"You get used to it. Anyway. Rock accepted. Congrats, you escaped and that's big." he says.

"Grak?"

"Nah I'm not mad. I'd have helped anyway. I think you just startled a lot of people who are now having to answer some questions they needed to hear. So to speak."

"Graak?"

"No. And if anyone tries anything I will get very human about it." Dave says.

"So will I to the best of my abilities." says Dave H. "Hey, the cloth printer is finished..." she says and pulls out a slightly dusty set of clothes. She scrunches them and concertinas them to get the fibres supple and knock out all the cloth dust from the Maker.

Between the two Daves they get the Little guy into a quilted jacket with a hood, and a sarong.

The little guy is initially skeptical because clothes are not very normal for a Tsin of his size but after a minute, he stops feeling so cold and itchily dry and that sitting down on the cloth is a lot more comfortable - and the weird little socks with the silicone dots mean his feet are no longer aching or sliding around, and he starts to come around to maybe there's a use for this.

Then he discovers pockets and his horizons are expanded.

"Graak!!"

"Yeah. Like.. so good." Dave H says. "They're yours. Dave will show you how to wash them."

"You need a name." says Dave A.

"Grak?"

"No not everyone is actually called Dave." he says. "Hang on..."

Dave A motions for the helmet and he and Dave H fuss with it. Dave A puts it on and drops the visor. Now it's being worn, the little guy can more appreciate the dumb friendly expression it seems to have. "Atrix." says Dave A and the hex grid lights up in a pleasing blue and gold pattern that the little guy immediately associates with his new friend.

Dave flips up the visor and pulls the chin peice down. "Oh yeah that really is more comfortable." he tells Dave H and they do some sort of complex hand/claw tap.

"OK. Name time."

They both look at the little guy who up until now has not had an actual name, and has mostly inf act had people try hard not to look at him or refer to him. Hmm. A name like the face patterns he always wanted, but could never have. the tip of his tail starts vibrating.

"Cat." says Dave A. "Cat... Fantastic."

"Really?" says Dave H. "No, let me re-phrase that. Really. hey, Cat, if you don't take the name, can I have it?"

"Grak!" says Cat.

"That's it bud." says Dave H, "That's your name, nobody gets to take it away. If they try, Kick their ass." and proffers a claw. Cat eyes it and tentatively bumps it with a tiny hand.

"So... finally got married. Like... pebble married." says Dave H and Dave A laughs. "I guess. But hey, I'm a modern progressive, non-biological Atrix..."

Cat looks up at everyone's foreheads.

"... But i have been told that I will be in trouble - All the trouble - if I decide to lay an egg."

"Better not do that then." says Dave The Human.

"No promises." says Dave the Atrix and flips down his visor. It's showing cartoon face that from this angle, somehow seems to have a wink for Cat.

[blanddcheadcanons]

Talia has made underground deals with Nyssa and her rebels regarding the safety of her yet unborn child. Should anything happen to Talia, sole responsibility to take care of her child falls to Nyssa. A network of Talia's personal and most trusted loyalists will make contact with Nyssa's without raising their father's suspicions, each soldier carrying a code phrase & countersign which signals action. Each soldier will pass the child along to another, moving the child from location to location, making sure the child's needs are met as they go, until they arrive at a safe location away from Ra's eyes, where Nyssa can properly take care of him.

Talia knows that her father is dangerous. Leaving her child in the care of Ra's if she were to die was not an option, as she knows how he raised her and how he would raise a son even worse than he'd raise a daughter, because that son would be the heir to the league and face every bit of abuse she went through plus the challenges and hardships an heir would face.

She kicked this plan into action once about 2 years after Damian's birth. She had to fake her own death at some point, for reasons unknown. Nyssa had to take care of him for about a year before Talia resurfaced. Suffice to say, they both agree that Nyssa's a great aunt and an even better godmother.

Talia didn't want Damian going to Bruce just yet. Both because he wasn't ready to see his father, and because Talia felt an ever growing regret of how Damian was conceived and couldn't face Bruce again.

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[sjerzgirl]

Take him to court! Make him pay. Anybody want to guess what his inevitable countersign might be?