#crash the date

[eidolons-stuff]

Ajax: "Here's your cotton candy! And it's your favourite colour, pink!"

Enid: "Thanks, but I actually prefer yellow"

[chaotixcx]

YAYYY!! Chapter 2 is out for this fic! Go and give it a read! @evtraininguniversity literally died for this chapter.

[paiigemahoney]

9-1-1 | BATHENA, HENREN, MADNEY ↳ first date // wedding [inspo, guide]

[aur07a]

while I don’t ship shadowvanilla I do think shadow milk would be the shittiest wingman of all time

[bagofmice]

i wanted to see how simmilar beelzebub in his new card and satan look and... that's literally just satan. like what the fuck

[optimisticmosquito]

What if Shen Yuan was transmigrated into Shang Yuan, youngest son in the merchant Shang family and Shang Qinghua's little brother.

At first Shang Qinghua doesn't put much thought into it. He never did write much of a backstory for the other peak lords, so it makes sense the world has kind of just, written itself? Shang Yuan is several years younger anyways (I'm thinking 7-10 years) so it's not like he has a lot in common with him either. Shang Qinghua even joined CQM when he was barely out of toddlerhood. Shang Qinghua was fully prepared to just slowly fade out of sight and mind in his new family, just like he had in his old one.

Except this kid just really hates his guts? He gets letters regularly from his family, telling him how a-Yuan has been asking about him. But every time he visits the brat just shouts and kicks him around. All out of sight of their parents so he can't even go and complain to them! In their eyes Shang Yuan is their perfect little angel.

Honestly, Shang Qinghua isn't even that surprised the original goods turned into a villain if this was how he grew up. And oops, did he say that out loud? Shang Qinghua peeks down at the rigid brat he's holding under his arm in an attempt to stop him from trying to beat him up. With big eyes the kid turns his head up and whispers "you're a transmigrator too?".

From that day on Shang Qinghua can't help but feel a little bit less lonely, and maybe even a little happy. Who would have thought his number 1 anti fan would transmigrate into his didi! They start writing letters, both complaining about the system, and Shang Qinghua about the sect and his martial siblings. When he starts working for Mobei-jun he tells Shang Yuan everything about it. He even has a reason to go back and visit his family!

Shang Qinhua quickly accepts his responsibility as gege. Helping (or trying to) his little didi grow up to a nice young man and giving tips when Shang Yuan starts cultivating as well. And despite Yuan-di's tsundere behavior, Shang Qinghua knows he has his back as well.

In his own badly written stallion novel, Shang Qinghua finally finds the family he didn't have in the real world.

Now as for pairings. Bingyuan would be hilarious just because I want Shang Qinghua to ask, with a shit eating grin, how long Shang Yuan has been coveting his own nephew. And then for Shang Yuan to try and beat the shit out of him for it.

Jiuyuan would also be an interesting pairing (it can always be a jiuyuan if you're brave enough). Shang Qinghua knows his scum villain is misunderstood and not as bad as the book and rumors portrays him to be. But also he knows Shen Jiu is at least a dozen traumas in a trenchcoat. Does it really have to be his didi helping Shen Jiu deal with all of that? Sure Shang Yuan doesn't seem to mind, but Shang Qinghua also knows his didi makes some really stupid choices if you take your eyes off him. But also he's too much of a coward to say anything to Shen Jiu's face.

Hm, better to keep an eye on that from a distance.

[weewoo911]

911 really left Fox and immediately went:

[autisticgeorgeharrison]

[randomshyperson-main]

the Yellowjackets tag on twitter is actually driving me insane:

Apparently the cast was not lying when they said this season was going to be the gayest of all, they are really out there confirming every ship and I love them for it

[wolfienation]

im shocked that i havent seen shipping of these 2 because the potential😭

edit: ive been strong armed by @softantlers the ship name is vapefork

[katiekatdragon27]

Toodles is Glisten’s practice kid actually and I’m all here for it.

This is what delusion does to a person at obscene hours of the night.

Individual pictures below cut (and non-YouTube be version of the video):

I don't have much to say here today, but have a good one dudes :))

[eidolons-stuff]

Wednesday: "So then where is Enid going with Ajax?"

Yoko: "The night fair"

Thing: *signs* "Ajax, that whore"

[borgialucrezia]

PEAKY BLINDERS (2013 - 2022) ↴ tommy shelby & linda shelby — 3.04

[skeledough]

amaneism thursday 8

i depend on you

[malice-kingdom]

There’s this little moment at the end of « An evening with Mr Yang », where Shawn lock eyes with Gus in the car and slightly nod as an acknowledgment of Gus being there for him during all the wild shit that just happened.

This incredibly small and subtle moment always gets to me 🥺

[pikinanouart]