Good news: I’ve finally gotten over the delusion I was laboring under for years regarding Nico diAngelo being Hispanic (honestly shook my world when Hazel referred to him as “a pasty white boy”) and am no longer picturing him as Hispanic while I read The Sun and the Star
Bad news:
This is how I’m picturing Nico and Will
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im gonna yartz i just found out what happens if you ask alice to connect you to sylvie but kim isnt there to give you her number
27.YOU - "Change of plans, Alice -- connect me to *you*."
[Og] *680.ALICE - "What do you mean, officer? I'm not Sylvie."
[Og] *466.ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Oh, did you hear that? Pure lust. She's a wild one! Throw her a curve-ball, see if she's down to party.
[Og] *603.YOU - Wait, what? 'Wild one'? That doesn't sound right...
[Og] *80.ELECTROCHEMISTRY - C'mon, wake up! The way she said she's not Sylvie -- practically begging you to make a move. Just go for it.
[Og] *47.HORRIFIC NECKTIE - Yeah, bratan, otherwise you're always gonna be wondering what could've been. Just ask her!
[Og] *530.YOU - "Do you like to party, Alice?"
[Og] *428.ALICE - "Sir, you're already connected to the 57th Precinct." Her voice is sharp and noticeably less friendly.
[Og] *186.ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Odd... she didn't sound menopausal. Must be frigid or something. Oh well.
625.HORRIFIC NECKTIE - What an unbelievable prude... Oh well, at least now you know.
[Og] *350.ALICE - "Sir, how can I help you with your *investigation*?" The voice on the other end is becoming impatient.
you can also say:
529.YOU - "I feel deprived of human contact."
[Og] *118.ALICE - "Who doesn't," she states matter of factly. "Now, how can I help you in your *investigation*?"
and:
681.YOU - "I don't know, Alice... just connect me."
[Og] *290.ALICE - "Sir, you're already connected to the 57th Precinct." Her voice is sharp.
[Og] *698.ALICE - "Now, how can I help you in your *investigation*?"
[Og] *309.SUGGESTION - What is *wrong* with you? Why did you ask to be connected to her? Who *does* that?! Act professional now.
[Og] *232.VOLITION - *You* told him to do that stupid thing...
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This Red almost never wears pink...but, I couldn't pass up these Harley Quinn jammies.
Aren't they awesome???
I think so.
~Red
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+ @redhead-reporter asked: ❝ aw, baby. it’s cute when you’re jealous. ❞ (for one of the peters!)
+ " Woah, woah , who said I'm JEALOUS ? " Was it THAT obvious that he was ? No matter how much SERIOUSNESS he tried to hoist onto MJ's comment, he couldn't DENY it convincingly, even to his own ears . He'd always thought he could AVOID the ' jealous boyfriend ' dynamic that seemed to be EVERYWHERE in things . Considering the way his THINKING had shifted the minute he'd THOUGHT whoever this guy at the OFFICE was trying something ? He wasn’t as INVINCIBLE in that regard as he'd thought he was .
He was CAUGHT . Maybe there was some form of PARKER CHARM he could turn on to back himself out of this corner .
" I'm totally not jealous . I'm just ... CONCERNED . That's all . How much do we really know about this guy ? How long he's been working at the Bugle for ? "
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While I'm not much of a Lucia enthusiast - she sounds like a great character on paper, but what I played of DMC2's story didn't hit at all - I find the idea of her and Vergil being a ship conceptually hilarious because- Look, here's how I imagine it going down:
Dante: "Okay, it's time I did something about this Lucia situation. She's a nice girl, but I'm just not that into her. But what can I do? It's not like I can just find a guy who's as handsome as I-"
Dante: "..."
Dante:
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