#crowley is burr

[goodomens-girlie]

Crowley in the 70s vs Freddie Mercury in the 70s

[anthonycrowley]

history fandom found that post and my notifs are full of people obsessed with the founding fathers which is so unbelievably painfully funny if you know my lore

[orcaofmyheart99]

Chaos at the Theatre part 1 (Musical with You)

On ao3

Aziraphale always loved the theater and everything about it. The costumes, the script writing, the scenery, and the acting. This is why Crowley had arranged for them to go and see it. It was a surprise for Aziraphale. As they entered the Troubadour Wembley Park Theatre, Aziraphale drew in an excited breath. He enjoyed the busing of the crowd. People talking animatedly, hands moving, some even softly humming the show tunes. Crowley looked around, frowning slightly. He hated crowds, shows and music, but it made Aziraphale incredibly happy. Aziraphale did things he didn’t like much to make Crowley happy.��

“Want to get some tea and Eccles cakes?” Aziraphale asked Crowley, pointing to a small cart.

Crowley nodded and they walked off to get some sweets.

There was a line, and both couldn't help but overhear the conversations around them.

Two well-dressed men were in a light conversation. They were obviously American. One man was tall, slender with hair brushed up and over to the side. The other man was on the shorter side but held himself with great confidence. 

“Thank you for this Rafa.”

“You’re welcome, Sonny. I knew that we would both be in London for the conference so I thought it would be great to get tickets. I wanted to surprise you with tickets to a Broadway play, but I know that you love Newsies, and I thought it would be a great thing to see since we were going to be in London”

Sonny leaned and gave Rafa a kiss on the cheek.

Rafa’s phone buzzed.

He smiled and showed the text to Sonny.

“Looks like Amanda and Olivia are having fun at the Maneskin concert. Apparently Maneskin is performing their new song, Honey, Are You Coming? I can’t believe they are dressed like that!” Sonny laughed. 

Crowley’s attention turned to a group of some college aged women and men. They were dressed in a particular manner. The women had on long formal dresses and the men looked like they were dressed as if they were straight out of the late 1700s. The gaggle of youngsters were joking around. 

“Alex, I can’t believe you did that!” One commented

“Hey, it is not my fault Jefferson is so annoying! He deserved to get pushed into the pool!”

“Yes, but you still shouldn’t do that. Would you like that if I did that to you?”

“Aaron, you can do literally anything to me.” 

The man called Aaron turned away blushing. 

“Plus, Jefferson is so annoying. He said it was stupid to go and see a musical all the way in England and that I have to be a better role model.”

“Yeah, like he was any standing” Chimed in Lafayette 

“We all know that he and Madison are a total item,” Hercules laughed.

Crowley looked over at a pair of men who looked very out of place. 

One of them was wearing a black t-shirt which read drink coffee, hail Satan and wore an upside down cross around his neck. A worn gray and dark green flannel was draped loosely around him. 

The man standing next to him, was shorter than him with a tanned complexion. If you had to picture what a stereotypical nerd was you would come up with him. He had on a striped polo shirt and a light purple suit jacket. 

The man with the hail Satan t-shirt glanced at Crowley who, like him, was dressed in mostly black. 

The man’s what Crowley only could presume to be his boyfriend was talking to the girls in the formal dresses. The man looked as though he was being forced to be there and was trying hard not to scowl. Crowley muttered to him. 

“Forced to be here by your boyfriend” The man nodded.

“He said that we were going to a death metal concert. But I should’ve known. The most rock and roll type of music he listens to is the velvet underground. What about you? Why are you here?”

“I surprised my boyfriend. I detest musicals and theatre but since he always accommodating me, I thought I might as well as try to do something he likes.” 

The man smiled. 

“I like your t-shirt.”

“Thanks, I mostly do it to piss people off. I like to see their smiles disappear.” 

Suddenly the man’s boyfriend appeared. 

“Gilfoyle come on, Elizabeth, Eliza and Peggy are inviting us to go and meet some of the actors before the musical starts.” 

“Pleasant meeting you” Crowley stated as the man was dragged away by his boyfriend over the girls who had separated themselves out from the boys.

The lights flickered indicating that the show was about to begin. The patrons made their way into the expansive theatre. Seats were taken as the lights began to dim. A collective breath was held as the musical began. 

It opened on two characters, high up, with the cityscape of New York behind them. The set design was amazing.

“They say folks is dying to get here. Me I’m dying to get away to a little town out west.” 

The first song began. It sent shivers doing everyone’s spines. A few minutes later the set changed and revealed several boys standing and getting ready for the morning. The crowd erupted in cheers as the first dance number began

“Ain’t it a fine life carrying the banner through it all. A mighty fine life, carrying the banner tough and tall. When the bell rings, we goes where we wishes, we’s as free as fishes, sure beats washing dishes. What a fine life carrying the banner home free all.”

The actors flipped, danced, and sang much to the crowd’s pleasure. Crowley looked over as saw Aziraphale positively beaming with delight. The Newsies were quickly being broken apart by the Delancey Brothers and other union busters. The audience’s eyes followed the chaos as one of the characters was caught and dragged away. As Jack Kelly began to sing Santa Fe, there was not a dry eye in the house. Aziraphale took out a handkerchief to tap at his eyes.

“Sante Fe!

My old friend I can't spend my whole life dreamin',

Though I know that's all I seem inclined to do.

I ain't gettin' any younger, and I wanna start brand new.

I need space, and fresh air-

let 'em laugh in my face, I don't care-

Save my place, I'll be there...

Just be real is all I'm askin', not some painting in my head,

'Cause I'm dead if I can't count on you today.

I got nothin' if I ain't got Sante Fe!”

The crowd cheered as the song came to a finish. The emotions were displayed clearly on the actor’s face and through his voice. Everyone felt their collective hearts break for Jack Kelly. 

 The audience got up and filed out to the common area for some more drinks. 

Aziraphale asked Crowley “So did Hell have anything to do with the poor working conditions of those children and the higher price for newspapers?”

Crowley nodded “Yes, Hell did have some influence in Pulitzer’s idea to raise the price. Greed is often traced back to Hell.”

“I quite like your suit” The young man named Alex came up and complimented Aziraphale.

“People don’t have fashion sense anymore.” 

“Yours is quite nice as well” Aziraphale returned. 

“I always enjoyed the 1700s fashion.” 

“Same here. The only problem with the 1700s is King George. God he is annoying. He is always like “you belong to me” and “I’ll kill all of you” So extra” The young man rolled his eyes.

Crowley and Aziraphale gave each other a strange look. 

“And don’t get me started on Jefferson. He thinks he is soooo much better than everyone else because he went to France.” 

One of the girls came up to Alex, and stated that Aaron was getting mad, because apparently Alex had changed his ringtone to Never gonna give you up.

Alex replied “Angie, he must accept Rick Astley as his lord and savior.” 

The girl sighed and tugged on Alex’s arm.

“Go apologize to him, Alex.” 

The young man and woman walked away.

“That is peculiar. It seems as though they believe they are in the 1700s. I mean they have to realize they are in 2023? A whole musical was even written about them in 2015."  Aziraphale remarked.

“Time is a unique thing. Past and present seem to collide much more often than we think” Crowley replied, shrugging. 

The lights dimmed once more and the audience walked back into the theatre, taking their seats. The musical started up again with an energetic tap number. Kathrine, the young woman who wanted to prove herself, joined in the boys tapping. The audience enjoyed the dancing as a much-needed break from the previously mentioned song. The musical traveled one, with Kathrine being outed as Pulitzer's daughter. And a beautiful love song between Jack and Kathrine proved that they believed in each other and would not let anything stand in their way. 

The newsies were back, fighting together. Fighting for all the young workers who were being abused. 

“There’s change coming once and for all” The actors sang out.

To everyone’s surprise, even more actors were walking up the aisle towards the main stage. It was very powerful to be fully surrounded by the characters, as though you were part of the very movement.

The musical came to an end with Sniper being arrested and Pulitzer coming to an agreement with Jack. The actors took a final bow and were given a standing ovation. 

The crowd left the theatre talking about the show. Everyone was buzzing with their opinions and thoughts. 

Some of the crowd were taking turns grabbing photos with a newspaper stand in the common area. The two men Aziraphale and Crowley noticed talking in front of them were about to stand in front of the newspaper stand.

“Excuse me, would you be able to take a photo of us?” The lanky man asked Aziraphale.

Aziraphale replied with an “of course” 

After the photo was snapped, the shorter man thanked them. 

“This is our first time in England. We thought we might as well go and see Newsies since we are huge Broadway fans.” 

The taller man smiled.

“Not just fans, you actually have performed in theatre. He was excellent in Tick, Tick, Boom!”

“Local theatre, Sonny.” The man corrected him, blushing. 

“Theatre is theatre. “Arts are very important,” Aziraphale added.

The two men walked off holding hands. 

Slowly Aziraphale and Crowley made their way out the front doors.

“That was magical,” Aziraphale exclaimed, leaning in to kiss Crowley on the cheek.

“Thank you for the surprise.”

“Anything for you Angel” Crowley responded, with a smile he only showed for Aziraphale. 

Crowley and Aziraphale traveled back to their house. Crowley even had to admit he might have enjoyed the musical, although he would never say that out loud. The final was moving. Once and for all they were truly satisfied. Crowley and Aziraphale love were louder than words.

[midnightmah07]

Alexander = Adeline

Aaron Burr = Leona

John Laurens = Isabelle

Elizabeth = Malleus

Peggy = Poppy

Angelica = Some ex bf of hers

Maria Reynolds = Her dad asking her to leave everything behind

Lafayette = Rook

George Washington = Isabelle (IDK TBH)

England king = Crowley

Thomas J. = Sebek

Madison = Silver

Samuel = Adriano

Hercules Mulligan = Jeanne

Phillip = Anthony

Charles Lee = Adriano (i am repeating)

James Reynolds = Her dad, as well tbh

Schuyler = Lilia

IM CRYING NOT U MAKING A WHOLE ASS AU. HERCULES MULLIGAN AS JEANNE IS SO REAL THO YES SO TRUE. AND AARON BURR AS LEONA YESSSSS PREACH PREACH SPEAK LOUDER GOT THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK‼️‼️‼️‼️

Also does this mean we're shipping Aaron Burr and John Laurens what goes on

[andromeda4004]

Hellooo 🥰 For TMI Tuesday I HAVE to ask you about your "the boys go to theatre" WIP🤭 Depending on how much you want to share, I would be so curious to know when it is set? Do they go to theatre regularly or is a rarity? Which play do they watch? Do you have lines you want to share? (Sorry, got a little over excited🤭)

Thanks for asking! I'm signed up to the Theatre Reverse Bang, so I'm hoping to get an art prompt that works for me, but otherwise I may write this one anyway. I think Crowley would trick or cajole Aziraphale into going to see Hamilton when it was in the West End, which would put it not long before or just after Armageddon. They would bicker their way through the musical style and the historical inaccuracies, but Aziraphale would recognise his own patience and hesitance in Burr and Crowley's impetuosity in Hamilton, and then get quite a shock when their story ends as badly as it does. And that would then encourage some conversation after the show, as he tries to reassure Crowley that he really doesn't dislike him that much.

I'm trying not to write too much of it yet, as I don't know if I'll get a suitable art prompt, or if I'll need to tweak the idea a bit, but I can share Aziraphale's thoughts on the opening number:

"It's hardly Sondheim, is it?" "Sondheim went to his Heavenly reward, angel; you can’t rewatch Company for ever."

[ares-writess]

MASTERLIST!!

Things I am willing to write!!

Character x Character

Character x Reader

Character x OC

Smut

Ships

Fluff

Angst

Lemons

Most AU’s

(basically anything that isn’t illegal!!)

Supernatural

- Sam Winchester

- Dean Winchester

- Castiel Novak

- Jack Kline

- Lucifer

- Crowley

- Gabriel

- Charlie

- Chuck (depends)

Grey’s Anatomy

- Meredith Grey

- Derek Shepherd

- Alex Karev

- Christina Yang

- Izzie Stevens

- Mark Sloan

- George O’Malley

- Callie Torres

- Owen Hunt

- Jackson Avery

- Arizona

Hamilton

- Alexander Hamilton

- Aaron Burr

- Marquis de Lafayette

- John Laurens

- Eliza Schuyler

- Angelica Schuyler

- Peggy Schuyler

- Maria Reynolds

- Thomas Jefferson

Stranger Things

- Steve Harrington

- Jonathan Byers

- Eddie Munson

- Robin Buckley

- Nancy Wheeler

- Billy Hargrove

- Vecna

Genshin

- Any ADULT character

MHA

- Todoroki Shoto

- Katsuki Bakugo

- Kaminari Denki

- Aizawa

- Sero

- Monoma

- Shinsou

- Jirou

- Uraraka

- Etc…

The Turning (MOVIE)

- Miles (<3)

Seven Deadly Sins

- Ban

- Meliodas

- Diane

- King

- Gunther

- Elizabeth

- Merlin

- Howzer

- Gilthunder

Naruto

- Naruto

- Sasuke

- Sakura

- Shikamaru

- Kiba

- Choji

- Kakashi

- Shino

- Kankuro

- Gaara

- Hinata

- Orochimaru

- Kabuto

- Neji

- Temari

Prodigal Son

- Malcolm <3

Shameless

- Fiona

- Carl

- Lip

- Ian

- Mickey

- Steve

- Etc

That’s all I can really think of right now, but if you have requests for any unlisted shows/movies, don’t hesitate to ask!! ^^

[thesherrinfordfacility]

LWA here: I don't take the lockdown video as canon, as it's just too obviously a PSA. I do think there's more to be said about Crowley refusing to hear Chekhov's gun going off in the aftermath of S1, although that may be because I've now back-buttoned out of far too many supposed "fix-fics" in which Aziraphale has to abase himself before his much-abused demon. (Folks, they are equally to blame to the miscommunication pileup at the end! The yin/yang, single-character-split-in-half thing always manifests itself by them simultaneously botching things in their relationship! We are shown and told this explicitly! WTH?!) This is my own sequel to endlessly back-buttoning out of fics for S1.

I guess I'm one of the three or so people on the planet who got to the end of S1 and said, wait, there were two unambiguous betrayals during the course of this season, both related to trust issues, and unless they're discussed and resolved you cannot extrapolate a successful relationship out of this ending. Aziraphale betrays Crowley's faith that their friendship is different by not telling him about the Antichrist; Crowley betrays Aziraphale by manipulating him like /everyone else manipulates him/ by tempting him to kill first Warlock, then Adam. And there was a start to acknowledging the first during the bar scene, but there is no sign in the script that Crowley apologizes, mentions what he did, or even feels badly about it.* Fan attempts to excuse the manipulation usually repeat Crowley's own justification for the act at the park bench, but the script, via Madame Tracy, insists that "you can't kill kids" is a moral absolute. Crowley, and Aziraphale for going along with him, are in the wrong, end-stop. That was just such a massive stickle-burr for me in terms of conceptualizing how Crowley actually sees his own power in relation to Aziraphale's, and this season concretized that they are both suffering from trauma-related superiority complexes that they act out in ways that deny each other agency (Crowley by concealing information from Aziraphale about Heaven & Gabriel, then attempting to demon-handle him back into damsel-in-distress mode; Aziraphale by still being stuck in binary thinking patterns and offering Crowley a redemption plot he doesn't want).

*--I've seen exactly one analysis-in-fic-form that refuses to let Crowley off the hook, "Auguries of Innocence" (https://rainjoyswriting.dreamwidth.org/241857.html#cutid1), written by someone with experience teaching ethics. I think the author makes Crowley much too self-aware about what he did, but her conclusions about why he might be unable to bring himself to apologize are pretty plausible.

sliding this under a cut:

awesome, that's what i was kind of hoping someone would agree with me on (re: lockdown), mainly because from the feeling of the plot in s2 (plus the contextual characterisation already discussed about aziraphale's ability, vs surrender of his will, to protect himself/crowley's compulsion to overprotect), it felt rather extraneous of the canon narrative in retrospect. it felt like a fun, quirky PSA in isolation, but i didnt want to automatically discount it as not having its place in the story either if it indeed had one! so, im glad someone else was thinking what my gut was saying - that it is likely to be the former.

i get that many people are hungry for some kind of comfort following s2's ending (completely understandable), but i can't currently bring myself to read any fanfiction that follows the events of s2 because of this exact reason you've mentioned. frankly, i personally find it a little too uncomfortable that the resolution seen so far - in general terms, there are well-written exceptions - is for aziraphale to metaphorically prostrate and punish himself for the whole breakup, especially when i personally felt pretty much since ten minutes after finishing ep6 that there was more to it than aziraphale seemingly wanting to change crowley "into the angel he wants him to be", and rejecting him when he wouldn't. it's way more nuanced and complex than that. and every time i rewatch that scene, it feels so obvious that they are speaking words that on the surface fit together in terms of dialogue, but they are saying completely different things.

i love a misunderstanding-leads-to-angst trope, it's one of my favourites, and the way the dialogue was written in this scene to have so many interweaving and contradicting layers and meanings was a profound and immersive depiction of this. ultimately my end impression (until a point we get an actual Conversation in s3 that discusses these exact points) of the scene is that:

- aziraphale will always think he should and could do better and be better, even at the risk of sacrificing everything including crowley, and do so with only the greater good in mind... no matter if the greater good doesn't truly exist in the way he hopes or expects it to (and therefore is completely immaterial), and:

- crowley will always continue to keep and bury aziraphale in his own rage and pain, drawing him back in whenever aziraphale shifts to step outside of it, and do so because it's a constancy that has thus far worked in giving him purpose and a sense of being wanted.

there's way more to it than that, but those were the immediate first impressions i got. they may love each other endlessly, beyond understanding, and that's wonderful; but love alone is not enough to sustain a relationship of any kind. there has to be trust, yes, but also mutual respect, support for each others' true wants and needs, and a sense of wholly knowing yourself (even the things you wish you could change, or you dislike) so you know what you are giving to the other person. my perspective on being in a partnership is that your heart is no longer just your own, it becomes the other person's too - if not more - and you have to be someone that can be entrusted with it. neither of the characters give me the impression of having really learnt this yet, and have demonstrated on multiple occasions, including the ones you mentioned, that they haven't.

having a read of what you linked, this is exactly along the lines of why i think crowley doesn't want to recognise, or cant recognise, what he did in tempting aziraphale and manipulating him on the occasions that he did... because what would happen if he did accept it? and opened up the pandora's box that is bringing aziraphale's attention to it? how would aziraphale ever see crowley the same way again? id love to say it was the same lines along which i was thinking when i wrote the below re: saviour complex, but is far more insightful and eloquently put:

and also here, when talking in response to another ask of yours about I Forgive You:

essentially: that if aziraphale were to know why crowley does what he does, did what he did, if aziraphale received an explanation and a genuine apology for it, would crowley only be met with benevolence? or would he be genuinely forgiven in a way that is actually meaningful to him because it comes from aziraphale the person, not the angel? the latter would be too much to bear, i think. the irony however is that in not giving his shortcomings air, taking them out of the locked box he's crafted to hide them, he's occasioning further opportunity for misunderstanding between them.

trauma in whatever form is not a valid excuse to project that trauma onto someone else. it can be empathised with, but not excused. again, as always, at the risk of human-ifying two supernatural beings, it is entirely human to fuck up and do so, it's going to happen - that you hurt someone you love by keeping them in your pain. but it can't keep happening in a never-ending cycle, and has to have a breaking point that all parties actively learn from. this ground, them acknowledging having any feelings for each other, is brand new for them to tread on, but when it comes hand-in-hand with having millennia full of trauma, shame and pain, they also need to tread very carefully.

[dothwrites]

while i don't love the portrayal of becky in s7 (all fangirls are obsessed weirdo women who will stop at nothing, even stripping away consent, to get the men they lust after), this episode has its moments.

the main one being GARTH! WE GET GARTH'D! s7 is probably my least favorite season but we do get introduced to Garth, Charlie, and Kevin in this season, and none of those things are bad things.

we also get leslie odom jr pre-hamilton fame (never forget your roots aaron burr, you are dust and to dust you will return) and a cameo from crowley!

also, dean 100% knows what to do with a waffle iron. don't try and tell me otherwise.

[goodomens-girlie]

ruining good omens scenes with Hamilton lyrics:

My God! In God we trust!

but we’ll never really know what got discussed

Click-boom then it happened!

and no one else was in the room where it happened

[ofpineapplesanddawns]

Okay, after some more thought, for android Crowley au, if you are looking for prompts; Don't remember whether they are in hiding or not, but Crowley and Aziraphale, whether in the shop or out and about, meeting, maybe not Crowley's old owner, but someone from that person's circle, someone who aaaaalmost recognises Crowley but not quite, you know? Feelings that might inspire?

Crowley and Aziraphale are meant to be hiding in plain sight, so being spotted can be... dangerous. :)

Warning: future au, human/cyborg Aziraphale (uses the fake name Ezra), android Crowley

On with the fic!

--

It was a date, that's what this was.

It wasn't the first, there have been several between this one and the first, but it was still all so new and amazing to Crowley. He smiled at Aziraphale, who happily thanked the waiter who placed their food down on the table. Crowley wouldn't eat much, he only had the very basic need to 'eat', it'd have to be something liquid, a bio-fuel, but Aziraphale would happily finish off the miso soup for Crowley.

The android smiled as he watched Aziraphale mutter to himself at the tray of different sushi pieces before him, not sure where to start. "How about the spicy tuna one?" Crowley suggested. "I know you love those ones."

"Ah, I do." Aziraphale smiled, taking his chopsticks up and using them with an ease that came from many years of practice. Crowley felt his inner fans burr with life at the nearly orgasmic moan the cyborg made when he popped the sushi into his mouth.

If it wasn't for the dark clothing and gloves he wore, Crowley was sure his see-thru parts would wash this restaurant in pink lights.

He decided to distract himself with his miso soup, taking a small sip, before nearly dropping the spoon when his eyes spotted a familiar figure further in the room. He must have made a noise because Aziraphale asked if something was wrong.

"N-nothing, don't worry. It's just... hot soup."

"I highly doubt that. I know you have pain sensors, but not on your tongue." Aziraphale said quietly, the other patrons didn't need to hear that Crowley wasn't human.

Crowley made another noise before lowering the volume of his voice. "Angel. Someone is here."

"Who?" Aziraphale asked and turned around to look and Crowley hissed.

"Stop, stop! Don't-!" He clicked his mouth shut when he saw a glance of ice blue eyes look in his direction. Fuck.

Aziraphale looked worried. "Dear?"

Crowley felt his insides going too fast, his core temperature rising when the figure rose from their seat and excused themself from the table with whoever it was they were with. Despite their smaller stature, Crowley knew from experience how dangerous they were.

The figure stopped at the table and glanced between the two of them, Crowley was doing everything to avoid eye contact. He hoped his shades and the wig he wore would hide him well enough.

"Can I help you?" Aziraphale said to the person next to them. "We are trying to have a lovely meal right now."

Crowley glanced at the person, who was glaring at Aziraphale. "You're that wanker from Heavenly Industries' brother, yes?"

"Depends... on who is asking. I am Ezra Fell."

"Hm. Bealze Prince."

Crowley could see Aziraphale's body tense, just for a second. Bealze Prince was the vice president of Ninth Circle Inc, the company that teamed up with Heavenly Industries to make Crowley's model.

A model that is not really avaliable to the public.

A model that was meant to be perfectly obedient, but Crowley didn't exactly follow protocol.

If Prince recognized him, he'd be taken away. He'd be brought back to be reworked, decommissioned, scrapped!

Or worse.

He'd be returned to-

"This is my date, Crowley, and we'd very much like to be left alone." Aziraphale scoffed, clearly irritated. "I understand that you and my brother like to do business sometimes, but I am not involved with the company, I run my own business. If you wish to discuss bureaucracy, you'll have to call up Gabriel."

Prince glared deeply at him, if looks could kill. "Crowley, eh? Ah, so the rumors are true. Or, at least, the nonsense your brother was spouting about you having a girlfriend."

They looked Crowley up and down. "No offense, Fell, but you could do better." Then they paused, smirked, and snorted. "Nah, I think she could do better. Enjoy your dinner."

The two watched them return to their seat and resume whatever discussion they were having. Crowley slumped in his seat, if he felt hunger, he was sure he would have lost his appetite.

"The nerve of that-!" Aziraphale huffed, inhaled, then slowly exhaled. "Crowley, dear, are you alright?"

"I'd like to go home, if that's alright." He mumbled.

"It's quite alright. I'm sure we can enjoy our dinner together in peace at home. I've got a delicious sake to go with this at home, no need to get a bottle here." He waved down a waiter and politely asked for to-go containers and the check, something had come up and they needed to leave.

Crowley frowned, he'd ruined dinner, the date, hadn't he?

"That's enough of that, darling." Aziraphale tutted.

"I didn't say anything."

"You didn't have to. I can see it as clear as day on your face. It was not your fault our dinner got interrupted. We can have a lovely time at home where we are left alone and kept safe." He reached out, taking Crowley's hand.

His smile was gentle with understanding. "You're alright, Crowley."

"I..." The android shut his mouth, nodding, giving Aziraphale's hand a small, careful squeeze.

He was alright, he was safe with his angel.

But for how long?

--

In case you're wondering why Beelzebub called Crowley a girl, it's due to Gabriel having met Crowley in a previous one-shot when they presented as a woman. He assumed Aziraphale had a girlfriend and seems to have bragged about this to other people (he's rather homophobic in this au, but he's a villain of sorts, so yeah).

Also, once again, I must influence you all to associate Crowley with pink because that would be such a good color on him (and a number of other DT characters).

[wordsthativelost]

Brushy brushy

I've never posted fic on Tumblr before (I don't think) but this ficlet is a bit too crack-y for ao3, and I don't *think* anyone follows me on Tumblr anyhow, so ...

“Darling, you’re an absolute mess, you know.”  Aziraphale *tsked* at his favourite foul fiend, currently seated on the floor next to the bookshop sofa, apparently trying to avoid tracking (more) mud on the antique carpet and furniture.  He buried his hands in the long matted cinnamon-red hair and pulled softly, trying to tease out the knots and burrs.

Crowley said nothing, but leaned back against the angel’s legs heavily with a plaintive little whine.

“Very well, you menace.  But we’ll do this the human way, by hand, no miracles.”  Aziraphale picked up a silver-backed brush and comb from the endtable.  He hesitated a moment.  “Ah.  Where shall I … best begin at the top, as it were …”

Very, very gently, he brought the brush down over the back of Crowley’s head, using his fingers to smooth and separate the strands before they could catch painfully on the bristles.  Crowley bore it stoically, barely wincing even when Aziraphale accidentally yanked on his ear.

“That’s my lovely demon, so patient, so brave,”  the angel crooned.  “You’re being so, so *good* for me, darling.”  He smoothed the flame-coloured locks over each shoulder.

Crowley gave a token growl at the praise, but pushed his head back into Aziraphale’s hand, clearly relishing the sensation.

Aziraphale kept brushing, falling into a meditative rhythm as he carefully restored his beloved to his customary beauty.  Crowley quickly relaxed into the attention, liquid amber eyes slowly blinking as he meditated on his own (undoubtedly evil) thoughts.

But all things must come to an end, and all too soon Aziraphale couldn’t find a single tangle or speck to justify his continual loving strokes.  He patted Crowley on the shoulder in a brisk, friendly manner, hoping to communicate without words that the grooming session was over.

Crowley whined again, turning his head into the angel’s palm and panting softly.

“Oh, very well, you dreadful beast.  But this is the last time today.”  Aziraphale picked up the black leather collar, embossed all over with silver snakes, and buckled it around Crowley’s neck.  “But mind how you go.  No more jumping in mud puddles for you.”

And with that, he clipped on the lead and allowed his Irish Setter to pull him towards the front door for another evening walk. 

[ranger-august]

Gay HoracexWill headcanons but it turns into headcanons about Horace, Will, Cassandra, Alyssand Maddie. Plus a random George pop in???

It’s long so I’m putting a cut

•They’re not in a relationship but they do play around sexually and experiment with each other

•Halt is aware of it but pretends not to be because he and Crowley did the same

•Horace really likes basic pop music (Taylor swift, Billie eyelash, the works) and suppresses it for years. He only stopped because Will gave him a large talking to about healthy masculinity

•It wasn’t Horace’s fault. He didn’t know any better. Society did him dirty

•Horace is pansexual and demiromantic

•After the whole Morgarath thing, Horace takes up crocheting as a coping skill

•Pauline teaches him and displays all the pieces he makes for her around the house. Everything from the lopsided beginning squares to his little stuffed animals

•Pauline knows how to crochet because it’s part of diplomacy training. Not only is it important to know the skill for going undercover purposes but it teaches the skill of practicing until you get it right and patience

•The relationships between Cassie&Horace and Alyss&Will are not as separate as they lead others to think

•The only exemption to that is Cassie and Will. They see each other as siblings and nothing more

•What I’m trying to say is they’re in a happy polyamorous relationship

•This does stop once Maddie is born and Alyss.

Maddie found Will’s journal from that time once when she was snooping while Will was out and vomited

•She never snooped again. Will thought he had just succeeded in drilling honesty into her

•Will and Horace both have PTSD and one of the ways they deal with it is they have identical stuffed animals that they sleep with every night

•When they see each other they switch stuffed animals so they always have a piece of the other with them

•Horace and Cassandra try to sneak up on and scare Will but it never works

•They complain to Pauline about it and she smiles

•Horace has dyslexia and Will helps him with his reading etc.

•Horace goes to pride and wears one of those “Free Dad Hugs” shirts

•Will thinks it’s the corniest things ever but loves it

•George unironically has an among us obsession to everyone’s amusement

•They are the master of “your mom” and “yo mama” jokes because they don’t have a mom

•They lose this ability when Pauline and Halt get married

•Pauline and Halt set up an adoption law process thingy and adopt Will

•Everyone cries

•They have a “gotcha day” party every year

•Every couple I’ve mentioned here is the definition of a power couple

•You know the line in Hamilton where the people talk about how they feel like they can grab a beer with Aaron Burr?

•That’s Horace

•He’s widely loved by the kingdom and is completely innocent to the extreme thirst that people have for him

•Oblivious would be a better word. Someone could scream …stuff at him and he’d shout back that he’s married

•Maddie develops a new code for the diplomats and rangers which is used for more long distance

•It consists of stitching code into embroidery

•Similar to how braids where used in the Underground Railroad

•It had an extra bonus of the same things that crochet does, as I mentioned above

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Chaos at the Theatre

by, orca_of_my_heart99 by orca_of_my_heart99 What happens when Crowley and Aziraphale go and see Newsies? Who might else they see? Words: 1839, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Newsies!: the Musical - Fierstein/Menken, Måneskin (Band), Law & Order: SVU, Silicon Valley (TV), Hamilton - Miranda Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/F, M/M Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Aaron Burr, Alexander Hamilton, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, Angelica Schuyler, Elizabeth "Eliza" Schuyler, Margaret "Peggy" Schuyler, Rafael Barba, Dominick "Sonny" Carisi Jr., Olivia Benson, Amanda Rollins, Hercules Mulligan, Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette, Jack Kelly (Newsies), Kathrine Plummer Relationships: Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens), Aaron Burr/Alexander Hamilton, Thomas Jefferson/James Madison, Rafael Barba/Dominick "Sonny" Carisi Jr., Dinesh Chugtai/Bertram Gilfoyle, Olivia Benson/Amanda Rollins Additional Tags: Newsies References, Måneskin References, Hamilton References, Silicon Valley References, Law and Order SVU References, Good Omens References read : https://ift.tt/SfLc6jK - September 01, 2023 at 09:45PM

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DMD 2023

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by Wolviecat

Sborník povídek za DMD 2023

Words: 3101, Chapters: 31/31, Language: Čeština

Fandoms: Proč bychom se nepotili, Battlestar Galactica (2003), MASH (TV), In the Heights - Miranda/Hudes, Star Wars - All Media Types, Andor (TV), Ghosts (TV 2019), Captain America (Movies), The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hamilton - Miranda, Comeback (Czech Republic TV), Cabin Pressure, The Last of Us (TV), Stranger Things (TV 2016), Sherlock (TV), The Owl House (Cartoon), The Mandalorian (TV), His Dark Materials (TV), Avatar: The Last Airbender, Doctor Who (2005), Welcome to Night Vale, Iron Man (Movies), Good Omens (TV)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen, M/M

Characters: Bongo, Crowley (Good Omens), Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Maxwell Klinger, Benny (In the Heights), Usnavi de la Vega, Number Eight (BSG 2003), Karis Nemik, Thomas Thorne (Ghosts TV 2019), Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes, Gideon Nav, Harrowhark Nonagesimus, James Madison, Thomas Jefferson, Tomáš Pacovský, František "Ozzák" Pacovský, Arthur Shappey, Martin Crieff, Douglas Richardson, Joel (The Last of Us), Ellie (The Last of Us), Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Aaron Burr, John Laurens, Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Hunter | The Golden Guard (The Owl House), Hooty (The Owl House), Din Djarin, Grogu | Baby Yoda, Will Parry, Lyra Belacqua, Sokka (Avatar), Zuko (Avatar), Toph Beifong's Parents, Isaac Tettares, Jeannemary Chatur, The Doctor (Doctor Who), Cecil Palmer, Tony Stark, Aziraphale (Good Omens)

Relationships: Benny & Usnavi de la Vega, Ellie & Joel (The Last of Us), James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers

Additional Tags: Period-Typical Homophobia, Artist Steve Rogers, Bad Jokes, Eddie Munson Lives, Daemons

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DMD 2023

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by Wolviecat

Den 0: Rozsypaný vagon

Words: 3101, Chapters: 31/31, Language: Čeština

Fandoms: Proč bychom se nepotili, Battlestar Galactica (2003), MASH (TV), In the Heights - Miranda/Hudes, Star Wars - All Media Types, Andor (TV), Ghosts (TV 2019), Captain America (Movies), The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams, Hamilton - Miranda, Comeback (Czech Republic TV), Cabin Pressure, The Last of Us (TV), Stranger Things (TV 2016), Sherlock (TV), The Owl House (Cartoon), The Mandalorian (TV), His Dark Materials (TV), Avatar: The Last Airbender, Doctor Who (2005), Welcome to Night Vale, Iron Man (Movies), Good Omens (TV)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen, M/M

Characters: Bongo, Crowley (Good Omens), Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Maxwell Klinger, Benny (In the Heights), Usnavi de la Vega, Number Eight (BSG 2003), Karis Nemik, Thomas Thorne (Ghosts TV 2019), Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes, Gideon Nav, Harrowhark Nonagesimus, James Madison, Thomas Jefferson, Tomáš Pacovský, František "Ozzák" Pacovský, Arthur Shappey, Martin Crieff, Douglas Richardson, Joel (The Last of Us), Ellie (The Last of Us), Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Aaron Burr, John Laurens, Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Hunter | The Golden Guard (The Owl House), Hooty (The Owl House), Din Djarin, Grogu | Baby Yoda, Will Parry, Lyra Belacqua, Sokka (Avatar), Zuko (Avatar), Toph Beifong's Parents, Isaac Tettares, Jeannemary Chatur, The Doctor (Doctor Who), Cecil Palmer, Tony Stark, Aziraphale (Good Omens)

Relationships: Benny & Usnavi de la Vega, Ellie & Joel (The Last of Us), James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers

Additional Tags: Period-Typical Homophobia, Artist Steve Rogers, Bad Jokes, Eddie Munson Lives, Daemons

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