#crusty eyed white dog...

[givemedamage]

cool dogs bro

[mochinomnoms]

I would like to show you some memes i found.

Prob Jade

When a twst boy lets you barrow his jacket bit your a shrimp

ASKDALAKSJFLKAJSF THE LAST ONE

okay but also consider Jade in the same boat as Rook, I feel he'd also be like "stalking?? no!! >:o how dare!"

[danothan]

i love aus that make barry a creature. i know he’d hate it but not everything is abt you barry, sometimes it’s abt me. put on the angel wing ears.

[mithursday]

for the record im aware mithrun isnt really an old man I call him that because I call myself an old man for being disabled + a cane user even though I'm 20. to me, its funny when I do it, its funny when other disabled people do it, its less funny when ablebodied people do it. many such cases.

[heylinfanclub]

Drawing. Pets. Pixel art. Send me Ask. I will take my sweet ass time but gib me your pets.

[phinoli]

small and mean little dogs are my favorite idc

[sunclown]

Crusty eyed white dog

[oldmanyaoi-jpeg]

at another pride event having a time ever bc it's fun but it's also small and focused on socializing so i am fully in small white crusty eyed dog mode

[nat-20s]

I don't have anything against 14donna romance shippers but personally? To me? Their dynamic is like 30% of if this had been the 1920s they would've had a mutually beneficial lavender marriage and 70% Fourteen is Donna's little crusty eyed white dog in an entirely non sexual non puppy play way. People meet him for the first time and they're like "jesus CHRIST that man who won't stop staring at me with big sad eyes is the single most harangued looking creature I've ever seen" and Donna's like "Thank you❣️ he's a rescue 💖 he's been really enjoying train rides lately now that he's stopped biting people"

[merlinmerlot]

this weird guy and his crusty eyed white dog

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

(BEHOLD).

(more unsolicited nightlords fan art)

("3 million year old wet, crusty eyed, tiny, white dog" edition)

(oh an Konrad is there for emotional support)

It's so soggy-looking, I love it

[soundgarden]

this site truly does have the ugliest userbase. sometimes i go through the different selfie tags on this site with morbid curiosity. this website is full of overly confident dumpy white people pushing 30 who still don’t know how to dress themselves. rocking the same outfits as they did in middle school. haircuts i haven’t seen anywhere else online or in public since 2012. since nobody on this site leaves the house or exercises, everyone is weirdly skinny and fat at the same time. lots of babyfaced individuals with no lips as well. glassy eyed stares. selfie captions are like “just your local evil gay butchfag boydyke he/they/it😈” meanwhile in the pic they’re wearing like. a tank top and galaxy print yoga pants. 3 sizes too small of course. not that they care. probably leaning against the wall in a mirror selfie and smirking in a way that they think looks hot and sardonic. but its just weird and creepy. the kinds of people that you see in those true crime internet drama videos about someone doing insane levels of elder abuse or fucking a dog. unusually high amount of people who think crusty black lipstick looks flattering on them too.

goodheavens

[oldhalloweentape]

🪨Venture (OW II) x (gn) reader ⛏️

(Confession Edition!)

(Picture’s not mine!!!)

(Thought I’d throw my hat into the ring once again, this time with Venture!!)

- Alright so, when it comes to confessions, I think Venture would be the first one to confess.

- This can go one of two ways, they barrel in and tell you with reckless abandon the second they realize they have feelings for you.

- Or, the other option, they become a disaster.

- The whole nine yards with this one, stuttering, shaking like one of those 16-year-old crusty white dogs that outlived its previous owner…

- Just a wide-eyed, frozen-in-place, deer caught in the headlights kind of look to them as they try (the keyword is trying) to admit to their feelings.

- Only to forget the plan they had in mind the second you look at them with those curious eyes of yours.

- Which— Without failure, leads to Venture becoming too overwhelmed and burrowing into the ground as a “tactical retreat”…

- Leaving you absolutely confused. Their actions, or lack thereof not going unnoticed.

- It’s odd naturally right off the bat, that and alongside them ceasing to hang out with you to try to wrack their brain on just how to do this.

- You either know what exactly is going on or you’re the most dense person ever.

- But if you do have brain cells that are eager to redeem themselves, you at least know something is up.

- Sorry, but you’re going to have to bite the bullet and confront them. Though, do it when their drill isn’t on their person.

- It’ll be worth it though because the second they’re confronted, they’ll blurt it out like they’re a volcano spewing out magma.

- They can’t keep things to themselves, let alone something like this. Just, scream it out and have a look of relief after finally (they found out like a week or two ago) getting it off their chest, then freeze up when they realize, they got it off their chest.

- If you reciprocate, they just stand there dumbly, blink, then ask “Really?” In a small voice

- Dumbfounded.

- That’s before they start celebrating by pumping their fists in the air and silently screaming in victory.

- They’re over the moon!

- This lasts for like 5 seconds before they collect their cool and lean against a nearby wall.

- That cheeky crooked grin of theirs written all over their face as they claim “Yeah, I knew you liked me, after all, who can resist this perfect smile?”

(I love them your honor)

[separatist-apologist]

I know Elain always gets described as a deer, but personally I think her fursona is one of those crusty-eyed white dogs

STOP IT YOUR GOING TO GET ME MURDERED

[dimetrodone]

Open season?

Im desperately trying to scrap up any sort of thoughts on this movie but there is almost nothing to say. Similar to Over the Hedge in being a hypergeneric animals tormenting humans story, but OtH is just forgettable while Open season is both forgettable and bad. Its a little funny that its from the same studio as Spiderverse, but its also from the same studio that did those shitty Peter Rabbit movies so doesnt feel too odd of a start for them.

For some reason I have also watch all the sequels, at least they werent theatrical releases so its a bit more forgivable (but apparently only domestically, they were theatrical in other countries?) . I KINDA like the evil sickly bichon frisé in the second movie, I think i have a soft spot for the potential for crusty eyed white dogs as characters.

The movie's most lasting impact on culture is being the basis of the Amoung Us twerking gif