#crying into my ramen

[mytortoisegotstuckinatupperware]

o shit its me

[halloworhorecrux]

In case you're wondering.

Goyle is Draco's best man at his wedding.

" I don't have a lot of words, I've always had Draco for that.

But I've to say this.

Potter, I was there when he was chased by peacocks at 3 years old, I was there when he got mauled by a Hippogriff at 13, and now I'm here at 23, so this it --- you didn't ask, but this is me giving you my brother.

You can't hurt him anymore

You've got to take care of him because he has been waiting for you for his whole damn life.

Fuck. Draco, do you remember when we used to play house? Well, Harry, Lucius never knew this, but Draco married you every time. So I know you got shit luck at 3 with the Dursley's, but know that Draco has been yours since then. It may have taken a couple of decades, but he finally found you so he could love you.

It's going to be good, Harry. I know because I've been loved by my brother. So toast ya to my brother and the love of his life"

Draco and Greg dance together to Dean Lewis by "How do I say goodbye" as they remember the third member of their trio

[i-am-bitterly-jittery]

Logan is a master baker because baking is a science

Roman is a master chef because cooking is an art

Patton loves to try new things but they barely work out how he wants

Virgil puts ramen in the microwave without water and sets off the fire alarm

Janus orders takeout for everything

Remus loves to experiment with flavors that should never under any circumstance be combined

[wordsifelt]

Why do I feel like I'm the target audience for Those Anime™? Like you know, queerbaiting, crazy plotlines, the ones you think are a comedy and then BAM the angst begins.

[fabdante]

Blunt Force Object

“Spread?” She asks, dry and disconnected. He nods and she looks at him, still dry and now frowning. “Are you making some kind of sex joke because if you are-” No. He’s learned his goddamn lesson enough after the ‘I like it rough’ thing. “It’s a jail food,” he tells her. He turns slightly between her and the kitchen, hoping it’ll prompt her to walk out of her doorway. But it doesn’t. She’s still standing there. Unconvinced. “It’s fun.” She blinks. “You want me to make…jail food with you?” She asks and he nods once again. “Yeah. Everything we get from donations and aid is better quality but it’s the same basic shit we’d get in commissary. Figured we could make a pretty good spread out of it,” he says with a shrug. “It’s good. I promise.” Ok. Maybe he can’t promise that it’ll be good. Especially since she’s never had spread, will have nothing to compare it to, and lacks any nostalgia for it like he has. But Kat’s been in her room all day. And maybe this could get her out. Cooking something, something they make together as a team, will be good for her. Plus, she needs to get something in her stomach. Maybe she’ll remember she isn’t alone. Because a lot of dinners are spent fending for themselves and he knows she’s not used to it still. She feels alone. He knows she feels alone. But they’re a team and she can talk to him. He needs her to know that.

Summery: Kat won't leave her room and Dante has an idea.

Words: 8,934

Rating: Mature (references to: past drug dealing, past jail time, childhood abuse both in and out of the foster care system, past self harm, past drug use some bad and some not, speculative major character death no ones really sure on that one, and probably the amount of swearing one expects from DmC: Devil May Cry my beloved)

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[imgoom]

when soup feels sad :(

[mathias-wanabe]

Why must I want so desperately to post my cj art but find mistakes every time I look away for more than a GODS BE DAMNNED SECOND

[dark-elf-writes]

I’m dyingggggg

What if Naruto and Anko are arguing and Naruto’s like “your fangs aren’t even real!” or “you hiss like an illiterate snake!” and Anko clutches her imaginary pearls bc damnit naruto you know I’m insecure about having to file my teeth!

Naruto uses the first instance of the word “Poser” and it’s because his sister thought she was going to pick a fight after one of her fake fangs got knocked out during a spar and had to be regrown with chakra meaning it’s all dull and flat again.

Anko is fucking devastated tbh. There’s no coming back from that. Just a straight brutal homicide by a twelve year old right in the place he knows will hit the most and she’s just

[goron-king-darunia]

Eggtober 11

Tonkotsu Ramen (Featuring Ramen Egg, Enoki Mushrooms, Kikurage/Wood Ear Mushrooms, Chashu Pork, and Green Onion Garnish.) Clip Studio Paint, Gouache Brush, 20 colors, ~1 hour (I forgot to count, I got too into it.) Tonkotsu ramen has to be one of my favorite comfort foods, especially with all the good stuff you can put in it. I’m a sucker for mushrooms if you haven’t noticed. Love them almost as much as I love eggs. Strangely I’m a bit picky about pork, but chashu pork is always so tasty that I’ll just wolf it down. No picking around the fatty bits or picking it apart for fear of gristle. Just shove the little slabs of meat in my mouth and delight in all the flavor. Used the same technique as last time, which means a lot of the detail got covered. But it ALSO means less volleying between colors and a better end product in my opinion. Getting ahead and doing/posting this Eggtober item early today since I keep waking up late and getting to my egg art at midnight. So technically I did an egg, took a break, and then did another instead of going straight into other stuff. Honestly? A delightful way to spend my time. Once again, huge thanks to @quezify. Art is actually starting to be fun again. For the longest time I was so shy about it because none of my stuff measured up to my own expectations. But I’m honestly just... starting to love the process and the product again. The stress of it is just... melting off. I find myself EXCITED to draw a new egg every day. Best Inktober niche ever. All eggs. 😊

[nerice]

(day 2) from akiba with love (only takes pics inside stores) lol

[prodesse-non-nocere]

[boxwinebaddie]

uncle neen!!! i love that ravenstan is a nasty gremlin boi irl but if you put him in the raven outfit he gets hot lmaoooo

NO BUT ACTUALLY!!!!!! LITERALLY!!!!!!!

like that man is a...disgrace. like ravenstan walks into an arizona taco bell at like 3 o clock in the morning absolutely trashed could not drive thru the drive thru wearing the kuromi spa headband he got at tj maxx for like $5 on the record label credit card ( best purchase he's ever made ), the pink hot topic death metal shirt, the red and black plaid pajama pants that are literally RIPPED in five places and the fuckin chanclas, whipping out his sailor moon wallet like..."i will give you literally ANY amount of money for a baja blast rn"

and the fucking awkward college kid working there is like "uh, sir it's only $2.39...u gave me a $50 bill" and ravenstan just like kisses that young man on the head and is like "keep the change jeremy I Love You you just saved my LIFE!!! please put some extra Baja in it for me Hermoso besito besito besitooooo <3~ also how would u like a free $500 front row ticket to see crimson dawn???"

literally looks so homeless that you...literally cannot tell he is famous and you DEFINETELY can't tell that's raven of crimson dawn, help!!!

but like he puts on The Raven Cosplay and everyone is like pleeeeease your hand in marriage!!!! ILL DO ANYTHING sahldskjds

like...oh my god

OKAY.

so like the first time crimson dawn was going to preform in concert like waaaaay back whenever, like a day before that, they were testing what their on stage outfits would look like on

( yes before they were famous they were on their broke boy shit and living in an apartment that was bad if not worse than blondies so they Understand The Struggle...they also drank A Lot of cheap tequila )

and raven was in the bathroom like "guys...idk about this. i am embarrassed!!! i am not coming out!!!"

and kenny was like "babes!!! it's probably not that bad!!! relax!!"

and jimmy was like "yeah plus you already came out GAYVEN you bisexual ass b-b-BITCH!!!" ( roooooooooooasted oh my GOD )

og crimson dawn guitarist like "pls show us!! we will be nice!!"

and hes like "ok ok ok ok......"

and walks out w the dyed hair and the emo boy eyeliner in the little tank top and the fishnet shirt and the PANTS!!! THE PAAAAANTS!!!! and the combat boots like

"shlksadh ok how do i look Please Don't Laugh!!!"

and everyone like looks at each other like "..."

and then is immediately like

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!?!?!?!!!!

and hes like oh my god its bad its bad!!! oh my god where is the tequila!!! im gonna throw up aaaaa!!!!! help sahdlkdsah

and kenny is like BROOOO WHY ARE YOU HOT????? and jimmy is like D-D-DAMMMMMMNNNN SON DSLKHDLKHS theyre like crying and throwing up like SHEESH DAMN SHEESH RELAX RELAX RELAX OH MY GOD WHOS MANNNNN IS THAT AHDLKHSD

theyre like do a spin!!!! do a spin!!!!

and hes like oh my god guys sahkdshsd sSHHHSHhshh

and theyre like SPIN SPIN SPIN!!!!!!!! RAVEN RAVEN RAVEN!!!!!!!

raven: *does a little spin*

everyone like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

kenny on the floor like ONE CHANCE ONE CHANCE ONE CHANCE!!!!!!!! everyone is Barking sakhddlasd theyre throwing one dollar bills at him like YOU GOTTA PICK THEM UP SDKHSKDL

it was so unserious oh my god!!!! they gassed him up so much oh my god he was blushin i love it here i love raven simp-son dawn <333

but yeah no he really....looks so haggard like a depressed college student going thru a break up watching anime for like 16 hrs straight...but is so fIONE on stage...comedy....amazing.

-uncle nina, obsessed w my lil tragic emo boy fashion disaster son

[inkling0121]

Me: ooh I have a big test I today and Ive been studying hard all week, I better eat a big lunch so I won't be distracted by hunger and drink plenty of water

Me after eating a big lunch: regret has been my closest friend since birth

[itsva1]

Husbands

Husbands that look like they're being interrogated because it's almost 4 am and I spent my entire day painting walls

[only-lonely-www]

I WANT TO GO TO THE YONA ART EXHIBIT SO BAD AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 囧rz

[arcanemadman]

STORY TIME

So yesterday I went out with my friend as a final hang out for the year, it was really fun we played Mario Kart DS, but before that we went out and got some ramen for lunch. This was all an elaborate ploy to from him to give me some t-shirts as a christmas present which I love and so will now die for him but BACK TO THE POINT

We were jut chatting as we ate, talking nonsense. He mentions That he knew this gal that was trans, and described how she was in a metal band and was roommates with someone growing weed in the toilet. We drifted from the conversation a bit until this asian lady sitting next to us said out of nowhere "Weed in the toilet! Cool!"

We did not know how to respond to that and just started pissing ourselves laughing. My friend had his head in his hands from embarrassment and I was trying not to choke. Mind you this lady was out with I assume her husband having a nice lunch and heard these two Australian numbskulls chatting about how growing weed in the toilet was a give away that someone was LGBTQ+ and she just?? wanted us to know it was cool?!?!? This woman is a menace

I don't know who you are lady but I love you, don't ever change and have an awesome new year.