#cucumber boi

[antonymeanonyme]

some of the rawest lines Ren wrote

[taffywabbit]

do you think two green guys who are wanted for tax crimes could ever find true love...? 🥒💚🦖

[confuzing]

My Super secret AU were Airplane and Cucumber Bro live in the same apartment building but don't figure that out until the entire building and it's tenants get transmigrated into Proud Immortal Demon Way post realms merging.

It's super secret because the stuff that's interesting to me is the apartment residents banding together to figure shit out. If I wrote this we'd probably be 20 chapters deep before any known PIDW characters showed up, and Demon Lord Luo Binghe isn't showing up until after the retired electrician grandpa and the engineering students (apartments were near a college so there's a bunch of students in the building) have figured out how to make their own solar panels.

(Also this is secretly about giving Mu Qingfang a happy ending because his canon PIDW situation is Real Sad- he shows up at the apartment and adopts the small gaggle of med students and starts a clinic.)

(Also he might start a lil cultivation school because a bunch of the residents got brand new shiny spiritual veins when they transmigrated and they have no idea what to do with them.)

Ok I gotta stop talking about this.

[egophiliac]

I feel like F/P/S was still a pretty weird one, even by Lance's standards.

sorry for (in an ironic twist) not doing much Ride Kamens art now that it's actually started; I've been pretty slow going through it and I feel weird posting about things I'm not caught up on! though I'm. definitely gonna have to set aside some time to actually get through episode 13, after what they posted today. (w-what did they do to my Leon) (NOBODY TELL ME I HAVE TO FIND OUT ON MY OWN) (LEOOOOOOOON)

[tisforpterodactyl]

today i’m thinking about john telling mary about his days with sherlock, about bart’s the day they met, about running through the streets of london handcuffed to one another, about the baskerville case and about that night at the pool, about dinner at angelo’s in the middle of their first case together. i’m thinking about mary laughing with him and saying, “you know, i’m starting to think you were in love with him before i came along” and john just goes very, very quiet.

[onnahu]

Magical Girls AU continuation!

Part 1 <- Part 2

Yup. The eye-roll doesn't look like an eye roll at all. Oh well.

Also, Shen Yuan's and Liu Qingge's relationship is here significantly different from canon, since they never were antagonistic towards each other. But Liu Qingge is still super loyal and every time Shen Yuan leaves his phone somewhere Liu Qingge will bring it back.

Also, they are colorcoded. LQG is blue with orange system, SY is green with blue system, and SQH is orange with green system.

[ouch-my-ghost-skin]

yes, i want the cat king to return for s2. why?

because i want someone to put a cucumber behind him. for the cat king to turn around, get a proper scare and dramatically jump like a meter into the air

[denomixgecko2]

Art block is being dumb so ima just throw this out there

This has been on my mind for like an entire year and I just realized that now I have tumblr again I can say it

Edit: since idk if y’alls can see my repost with this Ima just put this here

Donatellarry boy.

[nonbinoclard]

[SUGGESTION - Godly 16]: Turn up the charm.

[antonymeanonyme]

one day ren is going to have a tiny desk concert and the world is going to implode

[huntersapprentice]

that one Sailor Moon meme, and some doodles

[anachronismstellar]

For the blushing prompt:

"A and B try to figure out who can make the other person blush first/the hardest." (Idk if this counts but oh well...)

Airplane has fun making his bro blush out of embarrassment or anger (or a secret third thing). In revenge, SY tries to make him blush too, but to lose face you have to have face, so Airplane isn't going to give in that easily.

Embarrasing fail after shameful fail, options start to become scarce... Desperate situations call for desperate measures ;)

Ooooh I like how you think Frozt heheheh >:)

Hold my fan, I have an idea-

BTW the poem I got from this link here, and it's a famous poem but we gonna pretend SQH wrote it shhhh

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It started, as most things between them, with a dare.

Shen Yuan doesn't remember how the dare started, but he remember it having something to do with trying to make Liu-shidi blush. Shen Yuan had bet a few coins that Airplane couldn't do it, to which the writer just laughed and gave Shen Yuan some papers to hold with a "Watch this," right after.

Then he proceeded to grab the War God of Bai Zhan Peak Liu Qingge by his waist and knock him on the ground as if the man weighted as much as a feather.

"I can't believe you threw him like that. No, actually I can't believe you got him by surprise," Shen Yuan said as Shang Qinghua poured them tea, the bamboo house intact by a miracle after Shang Qinghua's nonsense. For a second, Shen Yuan really thought Liu-shidi would retaliate, and his house would be knocked out. But instead of giving Airplane the beating of a lifetime, Liu-shidi got red all the way to his hair, jumped on his sword, and left without even saying goodbye.

"What can I say, bro," Airplane said with a wink. "I do have some tricks on my sleeve, or I wouldn't have survived this far, would I?" Then he failed miserably at being smooth when his elbow knocked his cup of tea, spilling hot liquid all over Shen Yuan's expensive table.

"Wow. A true charmer," Shen Yuan flicked his fan open as he watched Shang Qinghua fumble around, doing his best to clean up the mess he had made.

"At least I know how to use my good looks when needed. You're just jealous I made Liu-shidi blush and you didn't!"

"I'm not jealous- why would I be jealous?!"

"You're totally jealous of my amazing charms and blushing powers!" Shang Qinghua said after finally controlling the mess on the table, crossing his arms with a face too smug for someone with tea stain on his sleeve.

"As if I'd be jealous of a wanna be writer like you, you got lucky and knew Liu-shidi weakness!" He snapped his fan close so hard the wood cracked, narrowing his eyes at Airplane with all the poison Shen Qingqiu could muster. "I bet you couldn't make me blush!"

The smile on Airplane's face sent a chill down on Shen Yuan's spine. Suddenly he was very aware of the fact that Airplane might have died a virgin, but he was the author of a very successful eighteen plus story with some very few scenes that had made Shen Yuan stare at the ceiling for a very long time after reading it.

To sum up, he fucked up.

"Oh? Wanna bet, bro?" And he had no idea Shang Qinghua could move his body like that, all sinuous like a dancer, taking Shen Yuan's hand to kiss softly his palm. Shock was the only possible reason Shen Yuan could think of him not pulling his arm away, it must be it. For what other reason would he get lost in warm brown eyes and soft curly bangs framing Qinghua's face?

"I live upstream and you downstream, from night to night of you I dream. Unlike the stream you are not in view, though both we drink from River Blue..."

Lips slowly brushed over his wrist, as Airplane kept his intense gaze on Shen Yuan's face, sighing as words poured from his lips like drops of warm rain over Shen Yuan's skin.

"When will the river no more flow？When will my grief no more grow?" Shang Qinghua turned his hand until his palm was facing down, kissing his knuckles as if he were some lovesick maiden from westen books. And to make matters worse, as if he had no face at all, Airplane had the audacity to play with Shen Yuan's hair, putting it behind his ear in a move so painfully cliché that made his brain melt.

"I wish your heart will be like mine, then not in vain for you I pine." He finished the poem as he slid the back of his fingers over Shen Yuan's cheek, pressing his thumb against Shen Yuan's lower lip.

"Hm, Shen-Shixiong blushes so pretty," and it was like Airplane had poured a bucket of icy water over him as he wiggled his eyebrows at Shen Yuan.

The bastard.

"Fine, fine! You win, you hack author!" Shen Yuan didn't scream because that would be unbecoming, but he couldn't help himself from pressing his cold hands against his cheeks, trying to make the red go away. "I hate you so much, Airplane! Where was this skill when you were writing this mess of a storyline?" He grumbled, facing away the other, his face not thick enough to let Airplane stare at him while he was still blushing. "If you're so talented with words, you should have written poems instead of this mess!"

The chuckle was way more subtle than Shen Yuan was expecting, making him turn to look at Airplane again, blush be damned. And what a pleasant surprise to see he wasn't the only one with red dusting his cheeks. Although he had no idea what had made Shang Qinghua blush after such a demonstration of thick face.

"Well, poems are a hit or miss, and uh, more academic, I guess. I did publish some, but they weren't as successful as Proud Demon Immortal Way, so..."

Shen Yuan shouldn't be surprised that Airplane had published other things, but it did open an entire can of worms he wasn't expecting. Did Airplane write other books? Did he publish it under a pen name? Has Shen Yuan read his other works? What-

"So what do I get?"

"Excuse me?" Shen Yuan's entire line of thought was broken by the question, making him blink several times.

"I got to make you blush!" Shang Qinghua said with a honest to Heavens pout, as if he weren't some kind of flirty demon a few seconds ago. "What do I get? Oooh can you take a look on my last story? Is about this disciple and his shizun and-"

Shen Yuan hit Shang Qinghua with his fan.

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Ooooh thank you for the ask Frozt this was so fun ♡♡♡

[eltonjohndenver]

saw this format... had to do it to em

[i-draw-shen-qingqiu-every-day]

Day 6 of drawing shen qingqiu every day

It's Magical Girls Boys AU!

His name would be Xiu Ya, but I think i'll magicalgirled the whole cast, including Shen Jiu! They all deserve to have a pretty outfit and a magical transformation.

Shen Yuan has wind powers that he has to recite poetry to get. I'm trying to decide if I want to make everyone the 'good' or if maybe demons will be the evil antagonist to the Cang Qiong Magical Girls team. And then they'll retire, and all live in harmony when they're no longer teenagers. Bc it's obviously modern day and high school au.

Also, SY had to make soooo much growth to not be weird about wearing a skirt. (He's very jealous of Liu Qingge who gets pants, although lqg says they're not really pants.)

Edit: Liu Qingge's here!

A redesign

[fusionsscans]

Veggietales Sticker Sheets

[antonymeanonyme]

the ren rick roll alliteration

Tumblr needs to talk more about how an independant, ill, both physically and mentally, and undergoing intensive treatment, artist is trending at the top of charts all over the world with a self produced self released album, and is now battling motherfucking RICK ASTLEY for #1 spot on UK charts, when a year ago he was a hidden, unknown by most gem.

First of all, the irony...exquisite - Rickroll of the century.

But also ?! The pride ? The message ? This man is a legend.