#cunk on everything

[catinfroghat]

Philomena Cunk lore drop

[callmekamel]

Philomena Cunk the Wonderous Time Lord

I rewatched Cunk on Earth recently and thought: "Oh she would make a great Time Lord wouldn't she? She flies across the universe and crashes the planet Earth or sth"

Then I saw this Cunk x Doctor Who fic on AO3 and it was wonderful!! Inspired me to draw for 5 hours straight. Philomena Cunk across time and space in costumes!!!

[skipp3r]

Please stop liking this its over

[shoobydoo]

*judas gasping for air in the other corner of the room*

[theeluisifer]

"Loads of people think Frankenstein is the name of the monster. But it's not. It's the name of the book." - Philomena Cunk, Wisest of All Thinkers

[harpsichord42]

realisation today

[r3m-ster]

my history teacher. miss information

[okletsgetnuts]

[diane-morgan]

[lady-ashfade]

Vs Cunk. Pt.1

Kaz brekker vs Cunk!reader.

Alina Starkov vs Cunk!reader

Warnings: Sexual themes, cunk sense of humor, kaz being done, Paul, me just having a laugh.

Part one. Part two.

@wrapperpaper who gave me the idea. And @rorygilmoreclown who made one and had me laughing.

Y/n sitting in a chair across kaz who was forced to be there: Who are you?

Kaz: I thought you already knew? That’s the whole point of this “interview”

Y/n nods and cheeks off a box on the paper: Hmm, kaz right? They said you’re like a biting little dog.

Kaz: Little dog? Who says that, I’ll have you know I am the bastard of-

Y/n: I don’t care what your mother, it’s okay to be bedded out of wedlock. But that’s not why you’re here today.

Kaz tightens his jaw and clinched his hands together.

Y/n: So, you had the firepox?

Kaz tenses up: Yes. What does that matter?

Y/n: Is that why you cover up? How bad are the burns? I bet you’re glad they didn’t get your face.

Kaz confused: Burns- It’s not actually fire.

Y/n: Oh really? Interesting. Then why call it firepox? It’s like the chickenpox, what has that to do with chickens?

Kaz rolls his eyes and doesn’t answer.

Y/n: I can see you’re annoyed and the others told me you’re like that all the time. Is it because you can’t touch others and sleep with them?

Kaz titles his head: Are you asking about my ability to be intimate? I can tell you that’s not why, and don’t continue that road.

Y/n: My mate Paul can’t go a week without having a good wank, or to visit a brothel. I once walked in on him and I was scarred for life. I mean the sounds alone were like a demonic pig-

Kaz standing: This is over.

Y/n: I didn’t even finish- *Looks at the camera* He’s a charmer.

Y/n looking around and walking to the a room in the palace: I feel like I’ve died and ended up in a saints fever dream. *Takes a sit in front of alina* What are you?

Alina taken aback: I’m Alina starkov, the sun summoner.

Y/n nods with a impressed face: Well thank you for giving us the sun.

Alina: I didn’t give you the sun- I just have powers.

Y/n: Could you give me the sun? Who does it belong to now? What would I have to pay?

Alina shakes her head: I didn’t create the sun, that’s what they just call me.

Y/n disappointed: Oh..Then why are you where?

Aline: I was told this was a interview.

Y/n nods and go to more questions: What is “The summoner”

Alina: I have power of light, I can tear down the fold- I don’t know to explain it to you.

Y/n: So you’re a walking candlestick? Do you have to light yourself each time, or can you just turn it on?

Alina laughs nervously: It just happened, it’s within me. And I’m a little more then a candle.

Y/n hums: My mate Paul once lit himself on fire once, but it just burnt his feet off. I think he was trying to make a pretty show, not sure really.

Alina covers her mouth: I’m sorry to hear that.

Y/n: Yeah….*Stares at the floor in silence*

Alina confused and what is happen, she looks around the room.

Y/n snaps out of it: Are you more like a lamppost? Because that’s worth alot, would you be interested in working for me? I sometimes can’t see when I go outside at night.

Alina stunned.

Should I make more?

[boudoirmood]

[catinfroghat]

Philomena Cunk becoming popular suddenly is soooo surreal because I was obsessed with her back in 2018 I even bought the book so here are a few entries:

[bramwellbern]

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

based on my friend not remembering her name, he referred to philomena cunk as ophelia supercunt. and it hasn’t left me

[dysfunkshunale]

[squigglyoctosquigglez]

i made a philomena cunk cardboard cutout

its not full size (im 4'10 and slightly taller than it) and it was already challenging the size of my room floor but it can jumpscare people walking into my room so it does its job