Do sharks cuddle?
THEY SURE FUCKIN DO.
many sharks are at least moderately social, and if a specific species of shark has the ability to breathe without actually swimming and tends to have a lot of sharks in a fairly small area, well.
they are just going to Pile. and there is simply nothing you can do about it.
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Considering how much of a prick Alastor is when it comes to boundaries, id say hes always been an asshole
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you've heard of "diversity win!" now get ready for
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Like getting a toddler ready for school on a cold winter morning. except hes a grown ass man of 185 years of age. trying to kill a demon.
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I've been dreaming of Marcille as a deer satyr/centaur for the longest time because her and Falin deserve to be monster gfs together
Also Marcille being a prey based animal and Falin constantly chasing and pouncing on her for fun would save me I think
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"which reptile is the most catholic?" obviously Komodo Dragons because they have virgin birth
many other reptile lineages also have virgin birth (parthenogenesis), there's even MULTIPLE species of whiptail lizards that reproduce entirely this way!
there are no males in these species. only females.
however! they still court each other and do some copulating.
that's right. MULTIPLE SPECIES OF LIZARD LESBIANS.
LIZBEANS.
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anakin skywalker
[id: it's a half-body drawing of Anakin Skywalker holding his lightsaber in his prosthetic hand while his other hand is held before him in an offensive stance. He is drawn with brown skin that is littered with freckles and brown locs which are tied back. He wears his usual dark brown and black Jedi robes from Revenge of the Sith. /end id]
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First off this absolutely cursed AU was inspired by Lemonomelette and a post they made -X
Secondly I imagine it all being about bots and cons trying to one up each others factions and not actually helping in any serious way because their too busy with their own faction bs.
Think of two rival car dealerships across the street one upping each other to get business and instead of business with cars its interstellar robot fairys trying to woo sm children to let them grant their inconsequential wishes (which may or may not be worth it) instead of the other guy next door.
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Lemur in a bag from Turok: Evolution
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