guys. edwin canonically speaks multiple languages. george rextrew speaks multiple languages.
what if in season 2 they meet someone who only speaks like, french (for the sake of this scenario) or something. and none of them know what to do, and edwin just bursts out in PERFECT FRENCH and when the client has left he just goes "my french is a little rusty so it might be a bit wrong here and there but i think i got it :)" and everyone just dies because how on earth did that just happen
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Coisas fofas que me mandaram desenhar no Instagram
Cute things people told me to draw on Instagram
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I love how both Hope and Haarlep immediately identify us as Raphaels "little mouse". That's just what Raphael calls us. They know exactly who we are, which isn't really surprising since we're the final piece in his plan to get the crown, something he has planned for centuries. He probably can't shut up about it. I like to imagine Raphael pacing through the hallways telling all his debtors and anyone who can't run away fast enough about our adventures and what we're up to, basically bragging about his favourite racehorse that he put all his money on in this game he created. (bets with Korilla are canon, and he puts his money on us). Or maybe it's like a daily movie night thing. Raphael forces the entire House of Hope to gather in the portal chamber to watch our adventures through one of those portal mirrors, which he uses to stalk his prey according to Hope. Can you imagine how insufferable he must be if he gets the player to sign the contract?
Haarlep might know all about us anyway since his entire purpose in the House of Hope consists of spying for Mephistopheles, and preventing Raph from scheming to get the crown of Karsus by distracting him. It's all job relevant information and since so much depends on us, and the crown used to belong to Mephistopheles, it's likely not just Raph who has taken an interested in us. Haarlep probably passes all of Raphaels intel on right away. Meeting us must be quite exciting for him. Raphael has been watching and following this one person for such a long time and then one day they just walk into Raphs bedchamber. So many possibilites, but he also knows you're an actual threat, so he proposes the game to take you out. By killing Tav, he can stick it to Raphael by messing up his plans AND steal your soul from right under his nose, which is probably the ultimate insult in devil culture. Maybe he makes good on his threats and offers Raphael your soulless body as a plaything to put more salt into the wound, gifting him the shell of the asset he was cultivating for so long. If you're strong enough to resist, Haarlep won't risk attacking you and helps you instead. If nothing else, you're at least a chance of putting an end to this tedious spy mission by taking out Raphael and you might even save the world on top of it, which would also be in his interest. If he even believes that you can take on Raphael.
So he basically has the chance to kill two birds with one stone. He harbors contempt for Raphael so spiting him would be gratifying enough, but on top of it he's also just carrying out the orders of Mephistopheles, his real master.
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Cute bunny loaf notebook available on Amazon
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오늘의 어훠 (Words for today):
토끼 - a rabbit
장미 - rose
빵 - bread
꽃 - a flower
잎 - a leaf
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ok just imagine: after the launch they post a compilation video of all the things they had to cut from videos because their relationship wasnt public yet. stuff from all the way back in the first few years they probably found on an old drive,going all the way up until stuff now, with blonde phil and a much happier dan, little comments,kisses, pet names, 'love you's, maybe even a recording of what was going to be the launch before they changed their mind and scrapped it. i think i would die.
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"What do you mean, no?.. do you not like the idea of digital cherries?.. I promise they taste just as sweet as the real thing, Friend!.. and they'll be all yours.. if you let me have access to your webcam and IP!.." - USB!Kinito
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You smirked as he shook and you trailed light kisses along his throat, flicking his dick and feeling, more than hearing, his yelp and shudder against you. Tugging lightly at the fluffy tail, teasing him with it and seeing him squirm and bite his lip.
Wrapping an arm loosely around his waist to keep him steady while he rode your cock. Grinding up into him while he gasps and babbles. "You feel good, right? Shouldn't I have a little fun too, pet?" Smirking while you teasing his cute tdick with your finger. Watching his hips stutter and jolt and almost stop before you slap his little cock, bringing on a wave of tears "Aw bun, that doesn't mean you can stop"
You can tell that he's reaching his limit, hearing him choke back a sob and whimper, his tcock all swollen from the slaps and teasing. His writhing and begging while you ignore him and simply enjoy the show.
"C'mon just a little more, bunny" Your pretty boy was just so so lovely, covered in marks you gifted him, his dick hard and twitching. His arms strained and tied behind his back and a blindfold, wet with tears - it almost made you take it off just to see his glossy eyes.
Suddenly pushing him off, pressing him down completely with your body and forcing his ass up. Fucking into him hard and using a hand to roughly rub his dick while he cries out and gasps until he's squirting and cummingon your strap. You smile as you see his body shiver and tense, see his eyes roll back with hard he came, until he's only panting and relaxing when you finally pull out and pepper kisses all over his face, "Good boy! you did so well for me, bunny~."
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omg me next im sorry its not full yet i gotta keep collecting ! i need a teletubbie to put in there so bad
@goobersplat i love ur acc so much 🫶
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