#daddy kars

[fabunicorn]

Pillarmen forced agree part 5

Warnings

Forced agere

Agere

Yandereism

Diapers

Drugging

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You stared blankly at the mobile spinning above your head you could hear the muffled voices of your self proclaimed *caregivers* Kars was upset with Whamu for ‘hogging’ you it was only your second day here, it was ridiculous in your mind Kars had barely left you alone only leaving you when he had to leave for that mission. “You must let us spend time with her she must view us as her caretakers and put her full trust in us, she can’t do that if her brother is hogging her attention” Kars glared at Whamu outside of the door having what he thought to be a serious conversation. Meanwhile Whamu was trying his hardest to contain his laughter he’d never seen Kars jealous before and over something so small and pathetic, even Eisidisi was mad at the young pillarmen.

Deeming the conversation over Kars sent one final glare at Whamu and opened the door to your nursery making his way to your bassinet cooing lightly at you when he saw you make a tiny yawn. “Good morning my little one I hope you slept well” kars said in a hushed voice, he of course expected no response they had been filling your bottles with herbal tonics to weaken your body and lessen your speech, the pillarmens race being much more advanced they had discovered specific affects of plants thousands of years ago. You simply just laid there unmoving until he lifted you out of the bassinet making tiny grunts and whine of protest you still didn’t like the pillarmen but knowing of your body’s weakened state you chose to ignore them only protesting when they touched or moved you. Kars nodded towards Whamu and Eisidisi “I shall handle the little ones care today, you continue the search” both pillarmen made hums in agreement an left the room quickly not wishing to invoke the wrath of their leader.

Kars carried you over to the changing table changing your diaper and also putting you in a fleeced purple onesie ‘thank god I wasn’t conscious when they took care of a dirty diaper, dear god’ you assumed you had, had a dirty diaper since you had been fed a lot and been there for along time, you just thanked whatever higher being there was that you were not conscious when it happened and that the other pillarmen didn’t tease you about it. Kars took you to the throne room and fed you as he normally would before burping you and standing up again he broke the silence once again “it is finally time for you to see the rest of your home, little one.” Kars carried you throughout the base pointing out statues as he moved along “this one right here was a great warrior back when I was young, but when the time came of course your daddy beat him.” He carried you into a big room with walls made of what seemed to be sandstone with strange and complicated texts written all over the walls. “This is the very history of our people recorded over millennia, one day you shall learn to read it too, its very important that you know of your ancestors great power and history.”

After he was done showing the various texts and reading some aloud he deemed it to be enough stimulation for you and began carrying you back to your room, you whine in protest seemingly intrigued by the varying messages and images on the wall. You felt a soft chuckle vibrating through Kars chest “not to worry little one you will see and read it again soon, I will be sure of that.” He spoke before continuing back to your nursery. Checking your nappy once again Kars laid you down on his lap grabbing a large book from the table beside him, you could not read the title as it was in a language that had been long forgotten by humankind. The pillarmen began reading translating the text to English, it was about the brutal wars between the pillarmen and the humans going into specific detail when it came to the torture of the humans the stories nature and seemingly true history made you shiver in disgust Kars taking notice spoke. “I know it is unpleasant little one for you to hear about the treatment of a race that you considered yourself to be bu this is the truth of our kind and what we are meant to do and be.”

You whimpered ‘I don’t want to be a killer, I want to be with my friends and family again’ you thought tears welling up in your eyes, kars sighed “perhaps you are too young for such stories yet, my apologies my baby girl I will not show you these again until your older and you remember as long as your daddy, papa and brother are here no one shall ever harm you, EVER.” He hugged you to his chest bouncing you up and down in an attempt to soothe you swaying slightly humming an all familiar lullaby as you drifted off to sleep the other two pillarmen entered the room, alas you were too tired to care as the drugs they put in your bottle took effect and lulled you into a peaceful sleep. Eisidisi was the first to speak “Lord Kars, we have discovered that the stone currently resides in Italy, the vampires have warned us that those two lowlife hamon users are travelling there to train as we speak.” Fumed Eisidisi, Kars put you down into your bassinet before turning to the other two pillarmen gaze hardening “those savage brutes who hurt our baby already trying to steal from us, we shall not let that happen tomorrow we devise a plan to destroy those lowlifes and gain the red stone of aja.”

Whamu and Eisidis smirked back at Kars, Whamu laughing slightly “those humans shall pay for ever hurting our family and for even thinking of disrupting our goals.” He spoke turning back to his master who each had the same blood lustful looks in their eyes.

End of chapter 5

Hi I know reader sleeps a lot in this and that’s because I’m going for a newborn type of treatment as that will make the pillarmen view reader as even more weak and helpless and newborns sleep a lot (is it weird saying that being treatment like a newborn is nice, like its so relaxing but I can’t help but to imagine it in a ageplay sense like Yandere kaming you helpless,idk intrusive thoughts I guess I don’t know id its wrong to bring that up on an agere story but seeing as I’m not putting the two together and talking about them as two different topics its ok? Idk someone help me I’m anxious and intrusive thoughts are winning the day)

Anyways hope you enjoyed I feel like this is not on par with my other stuff but oh well, I tried.

[nesqu2msblog]

Uğruna savaşılacak bir kadın değilmişim ben. Bana çiçekte alınmaz. Sadece bir çiçek konur mezarıma o da bana kokmaz

[dadsinsuits]

Wong Kar-Wai

[stone-cold-groove]

Ed “Big Daddy” Roth.

[yourgirlfoe]

To quote my marvellous bestie: I'm having breathing difficulties-

[karshmallow]

in better news today i finally found a female piplup :)

i named her jewel after my SP starter. i named the alpha empoleon romeo after my original pearl starter

[kare--kare]

Drifter Bingo

I want Drifter to be put in new situations so bad, it feels like they really therapy'd his whole character and a lot of Deep was just reruns of his lore that book readers would have already known, so there was nothing new or interesting about his lines for me as a long standing Drifter fan

Anyway angsty tsundere dad energy send tweet

[count-alucard-tepes]

Cute chibi Kars says hi...and to kill all the humans...with kindness...

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...and MURDER! Ayayaya

[spilladabalia]

Massive Attack / Wong Kar Wai

[fabunicorn]

Pillarmen forced agree part 4

Warnings

Forced agere

Yandere Sam

Agere

Diapers

Drugging

Welcome to the fourth instalment of this fic I think there will be two more parts one for Kars and one for Eisidis and ill answer any questions relating to this or requests relating to this so without further ado lets get into it

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The next day…

The twinkling of a wind chime wakes you up yet again, this time however the pillarmen were not looming over you which was a welcomed change, you had grown tired of they’re constant presence. ‘I spoke too soon’ you thought in annoyance when you saw the door opening in the corner of your eye. this time it was Whamu who entered the room face void of all expression until he saw your tiny figure laying awake in the bassinet a soft smile gracing his well sculpted face. He walked over to you bottle in hand reaching for you and lifting you into his arms, he smiled down at you cooing softly as he walked over to the chair in the corner of the room settling down into the chair with you laid in his lap. He put the teat of the bottle to your lips and to his surprise you didn’t resist, mainly because you didn’t want to revisit the last 3 times you had been bottle fed.

Once you were done Whamu burped you and carried you towards the changing table checking your diaper and changing you into another comfy onesie, “petal your daddy and papa are on a mission today so I am in charge of your care.” Whamu spoke softly interrupting the comfortable silence once you were dressed instead of putting you back into your bassinet he laid you on the plush rug that Kars and had laid you on the night before, Whamu then pulled out some stuffed toys, teethers and of course your pacifier should you need it. He then sat down next to you legs crossed attempting to play with you “come on petal your daddies will be concerned if you don’t even try to play” he spoke barely above a whisper, you just huffed and turned your head away from him making the younger of the pillar men chuckle at your stubborn behaviour ‘well she certainly takes after Kars’ he though with a light smile he truly thought you were the perfect addition to the family despite his jealousy of the attention you were receiving from his masters.

Whamus brows furrowed in contempt as he remembered his own childhood he wouldn’t let them treat you the way he had been and his ultimate revenge was going to be making him your favourite so that you’d only want to spend time with him, it was about time Kars and Eisidisi felt what it was like to be ignored in favour of someone or in his case something else. Whamu shook himself out of his daze before turning his attention back to you grabbing a stuffed animal he waved it around acting as if it were talking to it of course you just looked at him with a blank judging gaze. Sighing and finally giving up Whamu lifted you into his arms and settling into the chair across the room again grabbing and old book off of the shelf, the title read “Grimms fairy tales” you hadn’t heard these stories since you were a small child and you remember for the longest time not being able to read them as your parents told you that it would give you night terrors so you were around 6-7 when you had first head these stories. ‘. I’m supposed to be a baby isn’t this a bit intense for a baby’ Whamu taking no notice of your confused expression turned the page to ‘little red riding hood’ as he was reading Whamu rocked you back and forth putting your pacifier in your mouth when you cringed in disgust at the young girl being eaten by a wolf.

Boredom festered your mind as Whamu continued on reading the stories, a slight noise brought your attention to the door of the nursery where Kars and Eisidisi, Eisidisi watching the scene with a bright smile and a tear welling up in his eye his son and new baby were bonding what father wouldn’t be brought to tears. Kars however had a blank face and started walking towards you and Whamu ‘is he angry’ you thought in fear of Kars wrath being brought upon you when Kars reached out for you, you whimpered snuggling closer to Whamu causing said male to coo lightly at your cuddly nature, Kars just rolled his eyes at your disobedience and picked you up cuddling you close to his chest kissing your forehead murmuring “how are you today my little one? Your daddy has missed you.” You didn’t respond, you couldn’t even if you wanted to since these men kidnapped you they must have been drugging you, it would explain the weakness you were experiencing you could barely move your feet an inch above the ground. Clearly not expecting an answer Kars just continued to cuddle you close before turning to Whamu and speaking again “when was she last fed Whamu?” He asked in an authoritative tone this time, Whamu sensing his masters mood replied instantly “just over an hour ago Lord Kars.” Kars hummed in response before ordering Whamu to get you another bottle, you whined at this, you didn’t need feeding so often you were going to be sick.

Kars paying no mind to your little protests merely bounced you in his arms before taking Whamus place in the arm chair laying you in the crook of his arm as always after you were fed and changed, Kars carried you to that all familiar room you were first fed in and snapped his fingers. In that moment vampires surrounded you and Kars all kneeling before their master and his newest baby. Kars booming voice brought you out of your scared state as you stared at him with a look of pure fear had they grown tired of you already and going to feed you to the vampires or worse, were they going to turn you into one. As if sensing your dark thoughts Kars hushed you slightly whispering softly into your ear “you needn’t worry little one daddy will never let anyone or anything hurt you” laying a chaste kiss on your cheek Kars turned around to face the vampires again before speaking in that same authoritative tone.

“This here is my newest chid no harm shall come to her, if you scare her, hurt her or upset her in anyway you will meet a fate worse than death I can assure you, is that understood.” A series f compliant hums filled the room whilst Kars turned on his heel carrying you back to your nursery and laying you down again for yet another nap, well at least you didn’t have to worry about the vampires anymore which may make your escape easier. You feigned falling sleep as Kars laid you down in your bassinet knowingly hoping for Kars to leave you alone, however he just sat next to your bassinet rocking you slightly as you eventually fell asleep.

End of part 4

Yep that’s the end of part 4 I truly have no plan for this I’m kind of just making it up as I go along as per usual as my brain is completely rotted lol well I hope you enjoyed regardless byeee

[nesqu2msblog]

Sezen Aksu'nun bir şarkısında geçiyor ya

"Sen en güzel duyguların katilisin"

O cinayetteki duygu benim ,

Katili de sensin...

[sehodreams]

❝masterlist❝

[this is me trying]

[s] smut ⊹ [f] fluff ⊹ [a] angst ⊹ [d] difficult to describe/dark/darkish

[🌑] noncon ⊹ [🌓] dubcon ⊹ [🌕] con

Eunseok

hard and soft dom [🌕, f, s]

toxic!boyfriend!eunseok [🌓,d]

dom!eunseok thoughts p.1 p.2 [f]

toxic!conservative!eunseok husband [🌓,s,d]

pathetic people also fall in love [🌕, f, a, s]

taekwondo!eunseok ideas [🌑,🌓,🌕,s,d]

everyone loves eunseok [🌑,🌓,s,d]

Wonbin

last day surprises [🌑,🌓,s,d]

dark!owner!Wonbin headcanons [🌑,s,d]

about wonbin's short height [🌑,🌓,s,d]

looks like a movie directed by wang kar-wai [f,a]

wonbin can do better [🌑,🌓,s,d]

Sungchan

pinching [🌓,s,d]

while sleeping [🌑,s,d]

corruption kink!sungchan thoughts [🌕,s]

little star [🌓,🌕,s]

just a gift [🌑,s,d]

classmate sungchan late night confession [🌕,f]

Seunghan

streamer!seunghan [🌕,s]

come inside of my heart [🌕,s]

seunghan corruption kink [🌓,🌕,s]

dom!seunghan thoughts [🌕,s]

chef!seunghan ideas [🌕,s]

Shotaro

soon

Sohee

sohee with a baddie girlfriend [🌕,s]

bite and smile [🌕,s]

you two making out in the hot springs [🌕,s,f]

Anton

anton making you wear his clothes [🌕,s]

anton biting [🌕,s]

kissing anton's tip [🌕,s]

anton tiktok [f]

clingy!anton [🌕,s]

anton touching your boob [f,suggestive]

anton love making [🌕,f,s]

anton with yapper reader [f]

size kink anton p.1, p.2[🌕,s]

lingerie examples [f,suggestive]

anton with plus size girlfriend p.1, p.2 [🌕,s]

anton tit addict [🌕,s]

anton and older!married!neighbour [🌓,s,d]

anton movie date on valentine [🌓,s,d]

giving anton a handjob [🌕,s]

sub!anton [🌕,f,s]

dom!anton [🌕,s]

trying lipglosses with anton [🌕,f,s]

anton with a mommy kink [🌕,s]

anton sniffing tights [🌕,s]

sex money feelings die [🌕,s,f,d]

anton piss kink p.2 [🌕,s]

anton as a bitter [🌕,s]

forgiving others is easy, forgiving yourself not that much [🌕,🌓,s] - extra 1 & 2

nerd!anton getting made fun of for being a virgin [🌕,🌓,s]

virgin!fuckboy!anton with brown hair [🌕,s]

babytrapping anton [🌑,s,d]

anton kissing link [🌕,s]

friends/ first time with anton [🌓?,🌕,s,f]

OT7 (1+)

✶mtl

mtl to get hard when they see reader without a bra (ot7) [🌕,s]

mlt to like it in riize when, while making out, reader takes his hand and puts it on their throat while maintaining eye contact (ot7) [🌕,s]

mtl hardest hitting member if they play that punching machine game (ot7) [f]

mtl tries to fuck you secretely in the car (ot7) [🌕,s]

mtl to make you get on the phone with your bf while they're plowing into your uterus (eun, seung, won, an) [🌕,🌓,s,a]

mtl to corner stylist [d]

mtl pussy spitters (ot7) [🌕,s]

mtl to leave bruises (ot7) [🌕,🌓,s]

mtl mafia!riize to show you off vs keep you hidden (ot7) [🌕,s]

mtl to post revenge porn of you after a break up (ot7) [🌑,🌓,s,d]

mtl to be selfish in bed (ot7) [🌕,s]

mtl to wear a condom (ot7) [🌕,🌓,s]

mtl to cheat on their girl (ot7) [d]

mtl scariest when angry (eun, seung, won) [d]

✶others

fanta grape (an, won) [🌕,🌓,s,a]

riize calling reader at night (ot7) [🌕,f,s]

toxic!riize and how it turns into sex (eun, sung, so, won) [🌕,🌓,s,d]

size kink (sung, an) [🌕,s]

toxic!conservative!riize enemies and reader winning a deal (eun, sung, so) [d]

riize reaction to reader with adorable lingerie (ot7) [f]

riize buying bags for reader (ot7) [f]

riize as toxic!conservative!men (ot7) [d]

seunghan and anton taking turns on you all night and waiting to cum on your face p.2 [🌕,s]

riize removing your hands when you hide your fice while having sex (ot7) [🌕,s]

riize reaction to you giving them a lap dance (ot7) [f]

who would say that? (ot7) [🌕,s]

character riize reaction to seeing reader be slapped by her ex/currentbf (ot7) [d]

riize reaction to bratty reader (ot7) [🌕,s]

riize as taylor swift songs (ot7) [f]

how riize tells you they want to fuck you (ot7) [🌕,s]

which riize members are sugar babies vs sugar daddies (ot7) [🌕,s]

riize as school bullies (eun, won) [🌕,🌓,s,a,d]

big dick energy but can't use it well (sung, an, eun, sho) [🌕,s]

dark!riize buying reader in a market (ot7) [🌑,🌓,s,d]

bitch (won, sung, an) [🌑,s,d]

headcanons of each member kinks (ot7) [🌕,🌓,s]

✶different

a good girl's paradox - lee tang [🌕,a,f,s]

[bunmurdock]

spotted pigeons and telepathic dog walkers | matt murdock x oralfixation!reader

summary: combined three inbox requests! (1) “sucking matt’s fingers for comfort” + (2) “having a bad day; matt lets you curl up in his lap while he whispers sweet nothings” + (3) “matt x oral fixation!reader; he would love how needy/clingy she is and oblige her with his fingers.” tags: humor, fluff, daddy!matt, use of a pet name (“pup”) word count: 918

“shh, there you go, sweetheart,” matt whispers. 

you're curled up in his lap. his thumb nudges its way between your parted lips, a gesture so deeply rooted in your shared moments of comfort. his skin tastes of the day's work, a hint of soap and something uniquely matt, and it grounds you, pulls you back from the edge of your anxieties.

“someone was a little firecracker today, hm? got all worked up, and now look at you, quiet as a mouse.” you suckle on his finger, cheeks puffing adorably. 

he laughs softly. “ah, there's that pout. knew it wouldn't be long.”

matt shifts, caressing your cheek with his other fingers. “let's see if we can't find a better use for that pout, hm?” his free arm reaching over to the nearby bluetooth speaker. soft, instrumental music fills the room.

“music to soothe the savage beast,” he quips, the laughter around his eyes crinkling with something more tender. he rocks you gently, the movement subtle but comforting. “or in our case, to soothe the sweetest pup in the world.”

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“you know, i was thinking. maybe we should go birdwatching like you suggested. you and me, out in the park at dawn, and you can tell me when you see the rare... spotted pink pigeon.”

the absurdity of the statement, delivered with such faux seriousness, is enough to draw a reluctant smile from you.

“spotted pink pigeon doesn't exist, pup, but if it did, i’m sure it'd be as unique and lovely as you.”

he leans back against the couch, taking you with him. the question he's been pondering dances at the tip of his tongue, a gentle inquiry meant to bridge the silence that has settled between you.

“which, speaking of, we’ve been debating at the office. how would you feel about a little office mascot? foggy and kar—”

before he can continue, he feels your body tense slightly, the shift so subtle only someone as attuned to you as matt could notice. the question hangs in the air, unfinished, as he tunes into your reaction. there's a stillness about you, a hesitation that speaks volumes to him.

“ah,” he whispers, a gentle kiss pressed to the top of your head. “not the time for decisions, huh? that's okay. let's get your mind off of things.”

he shifts slightly, making sure you're nestled comfortably against him. 

“so. you’re not going to believe this. today, foggy brought in this client—mr. boetticher. a guy who claims he's developed a 'revolutionary' method to walk dogs telepathically. says he can control up to ten dogs at a time with just his mind.”

“and karen decided we should test this guy's claim. so, there we were, in the middle of central park, with foggy holding onto five leashes, more scared than i've ever seen him, and this guy concentrating so hard i thought he might burst a blood vessel.”

“of course, nothing happened. well, nothing except for the dogs deciding it was the perfect time to chase after a squirrel, taking foggy on a little unexpected adventure.”

matt pauses, feeling the vibrations of your giggles against his chest. “and then later, there's frank castle,” he continues, the smile evident in his voice. “dropped by today. turns out he has a soft spot for old jazz records,” he smirks. “walked in on him and karen having an impromptu dance session in the middle of the office.” 

“really?” you murmur around his thumb, eyes wide.

“mhm. when i walked in, never seen someone jump up so fast. tried to act all tough, like he hadn’t just been serenading karen with louis armstrong's greatest hits.”

your giggle fills the room, warm and hearty, as he continues. “but the highlight of the day? the office itself. ever since we moved to the new place, it's been one adventure after another. and today was no exception.”

“we've been dealing with this... let's call it a 'haunted' coffee machine. turns out, foggy was convinced it had a mind of its own. would randomly start brewing in the middle of meetings.”

you let out a soft snort, the image of foggy arguing with a coffee machine too vivid in your imagination.

“so today, karen had enough. she declared war on the coffee machine. it was a scene to behold, pup. karen, armed with the user manual, foggy providing moral support from a safe distance, and me, well, enjoying the show.”

your laughter is muffled against his chest, the silly image of the trio taking on an inanimate object a welcome distraction. 

“guess what?” matt's voice drops to a conspiratorial whisper. “took them three days to figure out foggy had been accidentally hitting the delayed start button with his elbow every time he leaned on the counter.”

your laughter bubbles up again, filling the room with warmth, and a look of pure fondness crosses matt’s face, a look reserved only for you. 

“but you know, the best part of today?” he continues, “was coming back to you, knowing that no matter how crazy the day gets, i've got a crazier little pup waiting for me—”

you bite down on his finger.

“ouch! alright alright. ah—no teeth.”

~

“so, how about we plan a day out? just you and me,” he teases gently, tilting your chin up to meet his smile with one of your own—even if he can’t see it, he feels it. “think of it as our little adventure, away from the stress and chaos. what do you say, pup?”

[thatsthewrongwallcraig]

hi i came across your post asking people to talk to you about karl heisenberg so i decided to send in an ask because i absolutely cannot be normal about that man in any way shape or form at all he rotates in my brain 24/7 and refuses to get out

plplsplspls list down some of your hcs for him :33

You and me both, you and me both, don't worry 🤝🏻 I have him living rent free up there since I put my eyes on him and now he won't leave, instead he's wreaking havoc where perfectly normal and content thoughts should be 😭

Thank you so much for sending the ask! 🫶🏻

Karl Heisenberg HCs under the cut since their NSFW 🔞 (gender neutral)

I'll write a SFW Head Canon post later!

🛠 So, what's the first thing that comes to mind when looking at Kar Heisenberg, hm? Yes, exactly: "Damn, Daddy!" but as mighty fine as this is, how about we flip that table upside down and consider Karl with a mommy kink? There is something about the thought of consensually slapping that mountain of a man around and calling him a bad and naughty boy that makes my brain rot so fast 🥴 Depending on how complex of a topic this wants to be fleshed out as, one can always sprinkle some trauma into the mix because both mommy and daddy issues can very much stem from painfully real places and I imagine that Karl as quite a lot of that.

🛠 I like to believe that Karl has a surreal amount of patience, nerves of steel, but only when it comes to a few things in particular. One of them being you propped up in his lap with his cock buried inside you up to the shaft, neither of you making any hectic movements as you cock-warm him while he welds together scraps of metal in his workshop. He can do that for hours if he feels like it, enjoying the engulfing warmth of your body whilst sparks fly through the somewhat damp air of the factory, strangely enough helps him concentrate and be precise for neither sparks nor hot metal to get anywhere close to you.

🛠 Dad-Bod. That's it. Send Tweet. No, but really, I'm drop dead serious about it and will die with my face pressed to that squishy soft belly pooch and my hands clasping at his glorious man-tits. You know what Dad-Bod Karl Heisenberg gets you? So much cuddle-material 😌 And in instances during which you don't peacefully fall asleep wrapped in his arms, he muffles your moans and whines with his chest, just shoving your face into the soft and warm skin.

🛠 In my brain, Karl is a giver. Sure, he might take you whenever the mood strikes, that simply cones with the package, but never without giving equal quantities of affection back. If he'd be out for one-sided sex, he could just as well shove his cock into one of his brainless creations. Karl would make you feel wanted and desired with every opportunity he'd get because he knows how it feels to be left behind, an outcast, and he'd never want you to feel this way especially not around him, ever.

🛠 Intoxication kink, my friends 🙏🏻 Okay, listen, as aforementioned, Kar is a giver and somewhere deep deep down he carries the need to care and nurture. Sometimes it's get so overwhelmingly much that he just has to take matters into his own hands, okay? Fucking you up nicely under his supervision so that you don't go off the rails too hard.

🛠 I believe Karl to be somewhat possessive and very physical about you. Hos fingers are always lingering, sometimes at your waist, sometimes ghosting over the round of your ass and other times lovingly clasping around your throat. Same goes for his lips and teeth. One could say that Lord Heisenberg has a hefty oral fixation that can't be soothed by cigars alone. He'd suck and nibble at your fingers and nipples without hesitation.

🛠 Last but not least, you know how it goes: Save a horse... 🤠

[the-illiterate-pirate]

Oaoaao, hello, can I get a headcanon of sfw? Pillarmen/reader? I'm sorry I stretched it so far.

Imagine that the reader is Joseph's youngest adopted sibling and the sibling was adopted by Erina when JoJo was old enough. Maybe the reader is 10 years old? One thought is that if the reader in JoJo's opinion behaved badly or cried a lot over nonsense, he joked that he would give the child back. Joseph is a dumb jerk not realizing how much it scares the little kid who will probably get used to those words.

I don't know how to think this through well, but the reader goes with Joseph, Caesar, and Speedwagon to the catacombs where they encounter the pillarmen. The reader panics and soon cries, Joseph turns purely mechanically to say a certain stupid thing and the reader suddenly goes off to the pillarmen, patting Kars on the thigh and saying that he is now their new daddy and brother.

My main question, though, is whether the child will be made something of a hostage, while waiting for a ransom, and how the pillarmen would react to a curious child wanting to talk to them and explore their bodies and abilities

Hi! Let me just say this is so cute and a really great idea, I hope you enjoy! <3 Adding Santana to this because I can

Pillar Men with a child "hostage"

Kars

•Kars is bemused at this tiny human kid begging to be taken away, but subconsciously despises Joseph for bringing such a small child to such a dangerous location.

•He'd scoop you into his arms, whispering to you that yes, he'll be taking you in as his new student, but tells Joseph and Caesar that you're now his new hostage. The Pillar Men will be taking you as leverage over the hamon users, along with Wammu and Esidisi's wedding rings of death.

•Your curiosity with his inhuman features is secretly adorable to him, he'll let you explore his body freely, just warning you to be cautious with his sharp horns

•It takes a lot to upset Kars, he's raised two other children from his tribe of course. Rarely would you see him angry, he hides his emotions the best but involuntarily ends up falling in love with this cute human child. You've brought a new light to his men that he hasn't seen in years

•He might get a little possessive over you 👀 even after being defeated by Joseph it's hard for him to let you go, Kars can't admit it but he's grown attached. Maybe they can work something out

• #1 dad mug where?

Esidisi

•Genuinely enjoys having you around! He isn't afraid to let everyone know how much he cares for you <3, despite Kars' negative comments

•Treats you the best out of the four, never lets you down from his arms either.

•Esidisi doesn't see you as a hostage and more like a "permanent guest", he still goes along with Kars' charade though

•You might spend the most time with him, because he's the best with tiny children. He might get very attached too. You can probably use that to your advantage if you ever accidentally do something wrong

Wamuu

•Isn't impressed with you in the slightest at first, but doesn't hurt you once his master's tell him not to

•A bit awkward with you, but learns to get use to the tiny thing running around being chased by Esidisi and Santana

•Tries to train you in hand to hand combat, slightly disappointed when it doesn't work out

•Unlike the rest he's a little embarrassed with you messing around with his horn and doesn't like you touching it.

Santana

•I don't think Santana ever really falls for you the same way the other Pillar Men do, but treats with with respect

•Secretly jealous that you get treated so much better than he does

•He ends up calming down once you play with his hair/horns. It's therapeutic (for the both of you)

•Plays with you the most, but tends to rough house a little too hard. He's been scolded more than once by his masters

[marsipaniscool]

Santana really did have a shit life. First, his family was massacred. Then he got kidnapped by the murderers and told to become a strong warrior, and when he failed, they just left him there for a minimum of 2000 years. And THEN he woke up to being experimented on, and I'm not sure if he then died or stayed alive but in pieces. Lowkey hope he died and has some peace

RIGHT. gonna talk abt both of the boys because I feel like they bounce off of each other really well, almost foils. under the cut because I love yapping <3

in my opinion, Wamuu and Santana internalised Kars' and Esidisi's actions very differently. Wamuu acknowledges it happened, but his loyalty to his masters runs so deep that he willingly turns a blind eye to it, even though it brings him a lot of turmoil. I think that's a part of the reason he doesn't like fighting women or children, he sees Kars ordering him to kill his mother, and even himself as a child. Something something if Wamuu had been a child instead of an actual baby, he realises Kars would have had him killed too more than likely. He copes with this by proving his worth time and time again on the battlefield, doing quite literally whatever Kars demands. This increased tenfold when Santana was left behind. Yeah Wamuu talks big game about having a code of honour and strong morals but alllllll of that goes out the window when daddy kars demands. Honestly, Wamuu won the genetic lottery in terms of being a fierce warrior, he ends up taller than Kars or Esidisi and appears more well built. I don't think it was the fact that Santana was weak, I think he was just comparatively weak to Wamuu, and ended up being perceived as the weakest link. Kars and Esidisi had milleniums of training and Wamuu was a fighting prodigy, so Santana, who was probably just an average, untrained, pillar person (see:child), was by default the weakest. Santana had to process the information of Kars and Esidisi killing his family in an entirely different way. While Wamuu came to his own conclusion, I can easily see Kars holding that information above Santana's head. Santana had to hear that Kars "saved him from a life of darkness and drab" and how Santana should be "thankful you (Santana) weren't slaughtered like everyone else/your parents/family." When physical punishments were given to Santana, I can see Kars and/or Esidisi telling him how he was just as worthless and weak as his mother. I talked about it in-depth before, so just to rehash my thoughts: Santana was abandoned in Mexico at least 5,000 years ago (K,E,+W went to Eurasia in search of the super aja.) Santana would have looked around 10 years old at his age of 5,000. Picking up here, Santana would very likely stick to the same general area for quite a while before branching out into the greater Central America. Honestly think he became an idol in these areas due to him being bored as fuck with a booming population of humans around him. I see him spending a few thousand years like this, until eventually he got bored/not enough nourishment/whatever happened, and he fell asleep for several thousand years. Really leaning towards lack of nourishment leading to his slumber, he holed himself up in the temple and only woke up to a copious blood sacrifice. He woke up, the events of the show happened, Santana is stone in the SWF again. I don't think Santana is dead, I think they woke him back up and experimented on him. Von Stroheims entire mechanical body is based off of Santana. They may have been able to study him to such a degree while he was asleep, but honestly I think homeboy was awake and just restrained in some fashion while the Nazis and SWF experimented on him. I really hope he passed by the events of part 4 at the latest, but maybe they studied him until they were satisfied, and then kept him turned to stone. Maybe they had Joseph swing by and kill him idk. I just hope he found a peaceful ending.