#daily-uno

[theendofuno]

*starts coughing uncontrollably* hey yall *throws up blood* im still sick haha. does anyone wants to make some soup.for me. pelase.

anyway anyway. i was looking thru uno's phrases thru datamining vids and

either we have phrases that didnt make the game cut or my game is bugged (which. probably not besides it being made by kog), AND I WANNA TALK ABOUT EM :D SO IM DOING IT :D

again, these are adaptations from br-eng just because. i refuse to hear this game eng dub. im not. doing. it.

also also i might include a few that can be found in game just because i have things to say about it! call it free will #iguess

since i dont have screenshots to separate my shit here ill put the tl it in bold text

"Should I congratulate you? Since I was born I have [evil] spirits attached to my heart, it's a cursed destiny, I'm jealous of those who can celebrate their birthdays." brother i gotta say. i crode. probably not news that im heavily traumatized by birthdays but thats not about my life.again. the thing is. Uno got his birthday stuff leaked. and its literally just a Sieghart shit show. this makes this phrase SO much worse man.

he doesn't feel worthy of having a birthday, he don't even have someone who would come by his possible party, the fact that there's a marked day just to let him be aware that he exists is. painful.

for context

i honestly dont feel like making a whole new post just to talk about this bday because its just BOTHERSOME and PAINFUL (genuinely physical pain in the most neurodivergent way possible) to read this shit and the only funny thing to come out of it is uno's icon with sieg being this

ANYWAY BACK TO. PHRASES. HI. SORRY. i just wnated to compare sieg to this bottle and this was my opportunity. sorry!

"I wasn't born yet. When I drink his blood, I'll become the real highlander, and this day is...today!" this is either the most self conscient newborn baby to ever be registered or this is just le edgy stuff i need sieghart blood again, but i think. it is a bit more deep than that.

Uno doesn't feel alive, he doesn't feel like he deserves to be considered a human being who breathes and lives, hes just on constant autopilot, surviving. he mentioned SO many times how hes afraid of dying, how hes afraid of disappearing, how he wants to be normal, how he wants to have a life. he doesn't have what he considers living, so he doesn't see himself as an alive body.

"Does... resting really exists?" i think this one is in game but MAN THIS KID IS. TIRED. SOMEONE GET HIM A BLANKIE PLEASE.

"Who said I need to be awake during the day? The night is dark and surrounded by death. It's not my fault, I'm a predator and these are my teeth." AAAAAAAAAUHDGFUSAFDFVGAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i say as i start to hit my head agaisnt the wall. He's so. stuck. into that religious psychosis. he so believes that he's meant to be a savior, a bigger entity. fuck my life dude. at the same time he's begging to be seem as what he is. an innocent, lost person who can't have peace of mind he has that mindset fed to him that he needs to be the best, that he needs to be praised and that he IS a terrible person.

"The bloody moon is so beautiful, isn't it?" pretty sure this one was discarted because we have "the red moon will bloom" AND "look there, the moon is melting, huh?" but. i just wanna give kog a tiny credit here because i really like how whenever he talks about how he hallucinates the moon he asks us (the viewer) for a confirmation. it's like he wants to make sure he's not crazy and that this is really happening, besides the fact that he fully believes it's real. he just wants to be fully sure. idk, jsut think thats a nice touch. i do that sometimes aswell :)

"Is it okay if i wash my clothes in the water? Uhh...I get it dirty very often..." ngl im not sure if this is meant to be said to a character or to us, but im sad it was discarted. i know kog wants to make uno seem as a threat and a big antagonist, but this tiny slice of life detail is so cute. besides, Uno sounds so shy and childish saying this (at least in br, his jp voice is pretty child-like in general), he probably feels like thats too much of a request for someone like him, but at the same time he just. wants to be caring to himself. he wants to feel clean and look pretty to himself, i guess! if i can go a bit deeper, Uno's mind is probably such a fragmented mess and these tiny moments of cleaning his clothes and finding new perfumes is just a tiny necessary break for him. i think thats cute

"We need to run, my body is...starting to go dry..." AYHGFHGDAFGHFGHAG part 2. pretty sure this one is in game (i think its a battle phrase rather than a profile/lobby one? im not sure) but. AAAHHHHHHHHHHH. uno is so misinterpreted it HURTS because he's literally shown as a sweet, comprehensive guy almost all the times. he even tried having a dialogue with sieghart, not once but twice. he literally does NOT want to hurt people and he hates himself for having such a disgusting body that forces him to. and people still think hes genuinely evil. hes literally just a kid. thats my baby yall.

"The victims spirits are carved onto my soul." FML DUDE OH MY GOD. I FEEL LIKE CRYING JUST BY RE-LISTENING TO THIS TO TRANSLATE. Uno is. a sweetheart. he hates himself for everything he did, he hates himself for everything he caused. he misses Reina more than anything in this world (as seem by his death phrase apologizing to her) and he carries with him (in a non literal way lmao) everyone that he ever hurt by accident. he hates himself for that. this shouldnt have happened, thats something that will always haunt him and AUGHHJFGHFGF IM KILLING MYSELF

"What are your wishes that haunt me? Vengeance...or...or only resentment?" yeah hes talking to Sieg here, the way he says this kinda looks like. he does not give a single fuck to that man #ngl #lmao i feel like Uno is treating him in the same coin as he got treated. he doesn't care why Sieghart is pissed off in any universe anymore, he won't try to be compreehensive to him! he knows Sieghart is just an immature 600 yo who doesn't get he's wrong even after getting his ass beaten. that's a quite funny phrase to discart lmao

also im not gonna lie i could go on forever onto every single phrase and why theyre more deeper than it seems but im. already too much of a yapper and this will become a cornplate posting. but i hope yall enjoyed reading this nonetheless because its genuinely funny to write everything i post here

[theendofuno]

my son he has 0 braincells......

the most creature to ever have creached...

his ahoge is actually a super powerful weapon... if he sneezes it WILL stab someone

[dailynumbuh86]

DAY 38

Wanted to try something different here

[herbofthyme]

lqg on ice

[puhochi]

I'm sure little Cheng Xiaoshi HATED Uno... still played it all the time tho

(happy fools day lol)

[daily-polls0]

stupid poll limitations meant I had to clump the trilogy and remove shenanigans altogether but I got most of them in so this'll have to do...

[mazojo]

How do y’all like your metaphorical love confessions?

[biancathebrawler]

I’d hate it so much man..

If your new, comment and you’ll get a follow

[nyxypoo]

i mayyyy ask self ship questions to friends... if any of u are up and willing to indulge me

[theendofuno]

A VOLTA DOS QUE NUNCA SE FORAM

[f1wags-opinions]

Sooo… rebecca deleted her athleisures brand from her ig page, wonder why lol.

Lmaoo yeah i saw. She deleted it after she acquainted that dior PR person lol. I guess now she can finally move on from her persona of model/entrepreneur/quasi-athlete. Before you know it, she’ll adopt that “old money”/classy aesthetic lol

[mariaescribe]

[dailysquiddo]

squony but when she was a little baby guy who hasnt Become The Horrors yet

[beginning-writer]

At this point I'm just using my tumblr as a personal diary when I have nothing to post.

Playing Uno during school break with friends (this was in the morning, I just didn't remember to post earlier)

Note: Everyone was comfortable with me posting the photo and I am taking it down, so I'm not in the photo.

[daily-keisou]

Day 25: they’ve been playing uno for an hour

[daily-joemaru]

Day 12: uno!