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🕷️ arachnophobia-incarnate Follow
Oh my god oomfies you’ll never believe what I just found
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📚 jonathan-sims Follow
HELP THERES A DOG ON MY DESK???
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🫖 poet-tea Follow
HELP I JUST LET MY DOG INTO MY BOSS’S OFFICE??
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LITERALLY WHO ARE YOU
🛶 timtimothy Follow
LMAOOOOO
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🪱 residentwormgirl Follow
I think there’s a wasp’s nest in my attic. I’m gonna go check it out.
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Do you hear that
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This is kind of a bop actually
☕️ ihavenohotcocoa Follow
op? op are you ok
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🎭 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow
going on a date tomorrow! 😀
🛶 timtimothy Follow
haha what.
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can you repeat that op
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op?
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op can you repeat that
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👁️ bouchard-elias Follow
I love my job. Everything just goes according to plan exactly how I want it to.
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Hi
👁️ bouchard-elias Follow
hey sorry for this but you wouldn’t happen to have seen a lead pipe lying around would you?
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🤡 notmyvoicebox Follow
does anyone have any skin? For no reason whatsoever of course. Like if you just have it lying around. Out of use.
🌀 funhousemirrorman Follow
why do you need skin
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wouldn’t you like to know, door boy
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is there wifi down here
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no
🐺 detective-daisy Follow
HELLO?? HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME??
📚 jonathan-sims Follow
I CAN! I CAN HEAR YOU
🐺 detective-daisy Follow
Oh. You.
📚 jonathan-sims Follow
What. What does that mean
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👓 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow
I can sense a promotion coming soon I’m so excited !!!
👓 reliable-down-to-earth-nerd Follow
are you SERIOUS
🛶 timtimothy Follow
I’m going to kill that old man with my bare hands HOW DARE HE DO THIS TO YOU QUEEN
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WHYYY IS THE SKY LOOKING AT MEEEE
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my bad
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I'll be honest: I've got no excuse for that one. This is just pure and unfiltered silliness. 😂
The idea that Peach finds Mario very handsome is one that I absolutely adore, and I love imagining that her friends would often catch her staring while he works around the castle. The man would never notice; too absorbed by the task at hand to remotely consider that his visible strain and skillful moves might be closely observed. But little does he know, those seemingly mundane displays of strength and deftness would have the Princess pining even harder for him! xD 💘
What can I say? It's been forever since the last time I drew her looking properly flustered in his presence. I just had to! 😏🤭
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Just got to Daisy's first appearance and I forgot how violent their first interaction is. Jon's fledgling beholding powers emerging, and Daisy so clearly disturbed that she told him her story. Daisy keeps saying she's done answering questions, Jon disregards that completely and keeps asking, and she keeps answering!! Even though she's so disturbed! Even though she doesn't want to!! And it's the first time in season 2, maybe even in the whole show thus far, that Jon sounds sooo completely happy. Like. He's delighted, he's well fed, he's ENRICHED, he's having fun!! And he doesn't know he's even doing it, consciously. But also. He must, deep down. He doesn't even know about The Eye and yet he's already flexing his wet little newborn Archivist wings. AAAAH Haha Jonathan a darkness is unfurling within you from which you can never escape 🤪
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Guess who's here again. DAISY!!!! WHO ELSE??!!!!! :3
Back with more Jonatoast stuff... And this is the only Jonatoast edit I have left. How bad... Gotta edit the creature again... Soon...
Also I need to stop yapping. Like. Really...
Anyways... Okay... I'll stop :(
This your friend shaped guy, Mr. Spineless Bunny?
He is very friend shaped indeed :33
He looks comfortable...
That's good.
The silly is comfortable.
That's.
Good.
Oh oh!! Credits!!!!!
Art: bunny.spine (On Tumblr !!)
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a cure for them old world blues 💗🎄
(Featuring @thebigolbee ‘s Marlow!)
I talk about fallout down there (mostly nonsense thought dump) ⬇️
Thinking Abt the existence of modern traditions 200 years into the post apocalypse is very interesting to me... I think that the Enclave, bastion of conservatism and WASPism that it was, probably held Christmas traditions pretty intact throughout its lifespan. Good Ol American Values yadda yadda conflating American identity with whiteness and Christianity and the picket fence happy nuclear family veneer. So Arcade had at least a few Traditional Christmases as a kid. Which I think would probably be pretty unique in the wasteland. 200 years is a long ass time for tradition and culture to morph when it isn't being held still a chokehold by an insular community. Idk how strongly cultural Christianity would still be smothering the general zeitgeist around 2281, but I definitely think the traditions of winter holidays would have changed and morphed a lot from what they are today. Idk I'm not an anthropologist.
Anyway, The other big source of info about old world traditions would be old world ghouls like Richie!! I won't talk about his lore because he's not my character obviously, but he was alive before the bombs dropped so he'd know firsthand how Christmas was celebrated back then. I think Delilah would want to set up a Real Christmas celebration for him, "just like in the old days!!" To make him smile :) Arcade could help them get the details right. Someone's making eggnog out of mantis eggs or something. Hey are there chickens in fallout??? Do I remember there being some in 4? Are they just regular ass chickens?
Ok stop talking peep MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS OR IF YOU DONT CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS HAPPY MONDAY LOLOL I HOPE YOU'RE OFF FROM WORK AT LEAST.
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