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hellsite-hall-of-fame · 10 months

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Hey there! If you want to block ads on a phone, there's a reasonably easy way to do it (It won't block all hands but it will block 95% or more of them)

What you can do is you can go to this website, and follow the instructions for your device, whether it is an iOS or an Android phone. If you are having any problems, you can just send me an ask or something, and I'd be happy to help!

- AlfaighaDo

Bonus Round (you don't have to read this): I'll explain what this will actually do. When you set this up, you are changing your default DNS server. Usually, it just uses one that is set by your service provider, such as a proprietary one, or the 8.8.8.8 address provided by Google.

A DNS basically gives your device a map of the internet, and translates web addresses (such as tumblr.com) into IPs (such as 192.0.77.40). What this ad blocking DNS does is that it spoofs the address of ad-serving websites, and returns either an error, or it redirects it to its own website. Either way, the ads on your phone don't work because your apps can't connect to them at all!

Unfortunately, this method is not perfect, so you'll get some stuff like tumblr's "in-house" ads, like the colour of the sky socks et al, so if you can't live with that, you could always try to download some app off the internet instead, but that's always a bit more risky.

oooh thank you!!!

I had my Tumblr problem solved by a very very kind anon, but might still do this in the future!

also posting this in case anyone else mostly uses mobile and wants to try this !

#I did legitimately try to read the second part where you described what it does to block the ads #but I completely zoned out every single time I do apologize #damn my attention span #but really this is a truly wonderful and well written explanation #thank you!!!!#ask #the hellsite answers #hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit #adblocker #Tumblr mobile #ad free Tumblr

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toxooz · 9 months

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his crows feet lookin real kissable in this image ngl 😔

#down bad for the emotional support generic army man with the dumbest mowhawk ever today lads #grabs his face and gives im the ol 💋MOIM 💋MOIM💋 MOIM💋 MOIM #caint wait for my milfsona to have crows feet cutest shit ever man idc #anyway enuf gab im abt halfway done with this damn ass comic section and im trying my damnedest to get it done b4 at least august 26 #pray for me yall my attention span is FIGHTINGGGG me tooth and nail #soap #call of duty

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bigcats-birds-and-books · 1 month

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Books of 2024: NEVER WHISTLE AT NIGHT: An Indigenous Dark Fiction Anthology, ed. by Shane Hawk and Theodore C. Van Alst Jr.

This has a bunch of authors I already love in it (Stephen Graham Jones, Darcie Little Badger, Waubgeshig Rice, and Rebecca Roanhorse!!), and several authors I've been meaning to try (like Tommy Orange, Nick Medina, and Kelli Jo Ford, to name a few), so I'm really hyped for them all to be together in one volume! Plus dark fiction is very much my jam (especially when it comes in a bright and colorful package).

#books of 2024 #books #book photography #never whistle at night #never whistle at night: an indigenous dark fiction anthology #shane hawk #theodore c. van alst jr.#stephen graham jones #rebecca roanhorse #darcie little badger #waubgeshig rice #i'm sorry i'm not tagging ALL of them lol there are twenty-six (26) stories in here and i do not have the attention span for that many name #i love all the details on the cover too!!#the longer i look at it the more i find #full disclosure: i did in fact used to whistle at night because i don't want to startle creachers directly into my face when i take out--#--the trash or nocturnally shovel snow but uh. i have stopped doing that. since this book hit my shelf lol #(also sorry i just now noticed that the detached human eyeball is PURPLE of all things)#(driscoll posting)#(yeah this was vaguely in the driscoll lineup too #that's where it's been living on my shelf in the meantime)#(right next to OTHER TERRORS lol)#driscoll #in btw #anyway ignore this next text post i'm about to make pretend i'm reading this #and/or doing my damn taxes

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soldier-poet-king · 5 months

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My 14 yr old brother called me an 'english teacher (derogatory)' last night at dinner for jokingly pointing out that our mother likes the pixar movie Cars because it follows the same narrative structure as a hallmark movie. ....Fellas....are you a highschool english teacher for making very basic thematic connections between pieces of media?? As a joke???

Not to be An Old Person at the tender age of 27 but 'the curtains are blue' anti-intellectual discourse, esp prevalent on social media, has done infinite and potentially irreparable damage to these kids and their reading comprehension + critical thinking skills

#hes like. well. i hate reading but i wish i liked it for the aesthetic.#EXCUSE ME????#also 0 attention span.#not to be like. ur always on ur damn phone. BUT FOR REAL #ABSOLUTELY ZERO READING COMPREHENSION #this was after brother 1 went on an anti immigration rant #and said the government shouls force all immigrants to canada #to move to the prairies or other less populared areas #and not toronto. bc that would fix the housing crisis. according to him #and if they dont like it they can go back to their bad countries. according to him #they should be grateful. according to him #ofc he would never want to live in rural Saskatchewan #but he said oh if they really want work theyll find jobs there.#dear friends. i am so committed to nonviolence and yet i am so regularly filled with blinding rage #not to b like i lowkey think its good his gf of 4 yrs broke up with him #but she uh. deserved better #the duality of fran #to be clear i am not dunking on Saskatchewan. i personally am not a rural prairie person #but that's just me. i am simply quoting my asshole brother here

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carpe-dulcis-solis · 3 months

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why is every Al Pacino film i've watched at least 2 and a half hours

#for reference ive watched 2 and starting on the third #(ive watched Scent of a Woman and Scarface #starting Donnie Brasco)#im not complaining but DAMN #i end up finishing these films in 4 hours cos my attention span is so bad #al pacino

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tickfleato · 5 months

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cant sleep so i must simply think about fictional characters

#i should watch more doom patrol the episodes are just so damn long they're all like mini movies #and for stuff that long i prefer to watch it with other ppl to keep my attention span corralled. but i'm like 6 episodes in

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cookinary · 7 days

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Okay, I get it now

Thanks @mileikcin for making me curious about this game like god damn I've been missing out

#Sayonara Wild Hearts #THIS GAME IS SO MUCH FUN???#DAMN #AND the OST slaps???#how did I not play this earlier holy shit #some of my reactions including but not limited to:#''BROOO HOHOHOHO'' *mad laughter intensifies under insane good times*#''Oh so it's like Audiosurf all over again''#''THIS IS NOT LIKE AUDIOSURF ALL OVER AGAIN''#''I'VE PLAYED JUST SHAPES AND BEATS YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON M—'' *dies* ''Okay maybe you do get something on me''#''I'VE PLAYED HI-FI RUSH YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME'' *misses QTE* ''FUCK!!''#''What the fuuuuuuuuuck''#''THIS GAME IS NOT COMPATIBLE WITH MY ATTENTION SPAN''#''NO MAGICIAN I REFUSE TO SKIP THIS BIT STFU I WILL STRUGGLE BUT MAKE IT THROUGH''#''YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO MY BRAIN PLEASE''#''C'mon smooch the dragon. Can we smooch the dragon? WE CAN SMOOCH THE DRAGON 10/10''#also The Fool is super cute #might add her to my list of cosplays i wanna do #after Chai and Beheaded #Yeah I'm gonna enjoy replaying this game every so often #fave boss are the Howling Moons btw #insane

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iceeericeee · 5 months

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I wonder how many tags i can add on to this

#there must be SOME kind of a limit otherwise posts would get suuuuuuper duper long like is it just 30?#idk but i'm going to find out by simply maxxing out the character limit for each tag and finding out the limit of tags for each post lololo #this is gonna be great. i just have to remember to type without ever using the comma. it shouldn't be too hard right? fuck i almost typed #the comma i'm already bad at this smh my head. also if your still here i commend you. you have a better attention span than i do.#i'm already starting to get bored holy shit this is not happening. i gotta power through this. FOR SCIENCEEEEEEEEEE. or somethinggggggggggg #but fr idk what else to say. maybe just saying that i don't know what to say will be good enough? but does that even count?#I don't even know anymore. ffffffffuck. this is gonna be a while huh? also holy shit if you're still here omg u deserve like. a prize or #something because u definitely didn't have to stay and read all of this bull shit. lololol i typed out bs but decided to just spell the who #thing out just to make it go by faster. i'm so lazy. this is only the nineth tag HOW will i make it to 30. i am sobbing the adhd is adhding #very hard rn. are you still here? bruh this is insane. i have somehow managed to keep ur attention this long and it's just me spouting #absolute balderdash. wait do you know what balderdash even means? i don't care if you do already i'm gonna tell you anyway. balderdash is #basically just another word for nonsense. boom. you learned something new today. balderdash equals nonsense equals this damn post.#why did i decide to do this in the first place. it was a dumb idea. i don't know if i can even keep going. this is only the *counts tags*#it's the 14th tag. we've got a long way to go boys. men. soldiers. comrads. friends. besties peeps. marshmallows.#where was i going with this? oh yeah. trying to max out the limit for tags. dang i almost typed a comma there. i haven't done that since #i think the third or fourth tag. dang that feels like such a long time ago. not for you guys probably. it feels longer because i have to li #type it all out and stuff. so it's definitely gonna feel longer for me. are you still here? good lord don't you have better things to #be doing than reading all of this? we're already on tag number 18. it feels like i should be on the thirtyeth by now. or however it's spell #'toast' you might be wondering 'why are you typing out the names of the numbers instead of say '9' or '5'?' well you see. young one.#this is a strategy i'm using to make each tag slightly longer. even if i don't know how to spell it. it'll make it just a little bit longer #anyway. i got off topic. not that there was ever a topic to begin with. unless it's about making this as long as i can.#which i am apparently good at doing. i guess. are you STILL here? do you seriously have nothing to do? i guess i'm flattered you stayed thi #whole time. instead of reading something else you stayed here. with me. listening to me talk. on the twenty-third tag. oh yeah its tag 23 #except now it's tag twenty-four. how crazy is that. this little talk is almost over. only 6 tags away if memory serves right. this's strang #i kind of don't want this to end. but i know it should. after all there is a limit. but all things must come to and end at some point i gue #i'm running out of things to say. it's probably a good thing it's almost over. hahahahah............... but i don't want to go. i don't wan #to leave this post. i've worked so hard on it. and for what. just for it to end. are you still here? yes? good. i'd hate to end this alone.#thank you for indulging me and my craziness. the end is only 2 tags away now. you can go ahead and leave. i'll be okay on my own. really...#...you're still here? i- i don't know what to say. i suppose a toast is in order. perhaps. for this journey. this stupid dumb post i though #would be fun. i'll make it short. it's the last tag after all. this was fun. but i will never do it again. so long as a i live. i'll miss y

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sineskwelaa · 1 year

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hey if you finished all the routes in saint spell's love guide to the magical student's spellbook in one sitting, all ends included,

why are you on tumblr, close your eyes, they need rest

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boyobjectifier · 4 months

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i need to get off tumblr and get a damn hobby or read my books or hop back on romance club (visual novels) because man. doom+boredom+hate-scrolling is not fun when i’m having a bpd moment

#whatever i’ll delete this later bc i feel annoying all the damn time lmfao #anyway #also doesn’t help that the main symptom of my stupid autoimmune thyroid disorder is irritability and anxiety #and the some other symptoms of bpd are irritability and anxiety so it’s like.#i’m getting personally offended by shit i don’t even need to be offended whatsoever by. i’m taking everything as personal slight and-#it literally isn’t? so like. i need to hop off and find something else to do but i hate not having a good attention span rn bc i’m just.#bleh about everything rn. idk. whatever i’m complaining don’t force me to make this make sense. i don’t get it either. trust me.#at least my partner has bpd because she can talk me down from a ledge lmfao

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puppyeared · 1 year

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Bweh

#if u know what this is. thank u for sticking around and I’m sorry for what I’m about to do /hj #I REALLY LIKE THEIR STORY THOUGH.. i wanna do something with it but my attention span is poopy aaeeahhg #literally been thinking about them for weeks like man it would be cool if I did this.. and made a character for this #bearer of the curse #they’re literally my favs though. i think their story is a little more hashed out when im on meds but damn #maybe I’ll work on it when I go on break #my art #myart #my oc #myoc #Pokemon oc #Pokemon #Pokemon ask blog #pokeask #pokeask blog #pkmnask #waves weakly hi guys

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fentysinterlude · 1 year

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flo - not my job live @ vevo dscvr

#do i actually like this gifset? i do not know but i made something #i woulda did 6 but my attention span + frames to layers in ps2022 is annoying lmao #flo #floedit #flolikethis #renee downer #jorja douglas #stella quaresma #mine #femalegifsource #it's not a 'here damn' typa thing more like i wanted to gif sumn recent to get my feet wet in ps again #i need a new gif sharpening action lmao #dailywoc #wocdaily

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revvethasmythh · 6 months

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I had to shuffle some armor around in my party while swapping out companions because I didn't have enough good armor to go around and. and. I forgot to give Wyll back his normal armor when I left him at camp again so now he's just standing around in his underwear. this man wears tighty-whities. I have to talk to mizora with him and he's in his tighty-whities

#I have regrets but I also do not have the attention span to add him to my party again just to put his clothes back on #so. tighty whities it is #also like. damn wyll's hot #rosie plays video games poorly #squad without the s

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icedmetaltea · 10 months

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Ok... I have almost 100 bookmarks in ao3 but starting today I'm gonna try to read at least 1 fic (or 1 chapter if it's multichapter) from my to-read list a day till I get caught up.

Lord knows I'm behind.... I'm so fucking behind

#Metaltea talks #everybody's always rambling about how good Naff's latest chapter of this or that is #I feel so left out and that's entirely my fault #bc I can't get my shitty attention span to work in my favor #but damn it all I'm going to try

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yunwnya · 9 days

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spent almost 2 hours cleaning my room and it's surprisingly relaxing. but i'm kinda physically tired

#i also want to organize files in my laptop and phone #i find this process relaxing #even though i'm easily distracted #attention span issues be damned #yuna.txt

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fizzytoo · 5 months

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esther shadowcursedballs i love you but maybe i’ll continue to enjoy mighty nein vicariously through you

#*fizzyspeaks #how long have they been playing this campaign???? damn #143 episodes my attention span isn’t that great #this is why it’s so hard for me to get into cr 😭#d20 has like 25 episodes i think max. easy peasy #it’ll take ma several months but i’ll try it bc i’m actually rlly interested

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