#damn that was a Lot

[sc0rpi0const]

self-indulgent (as is everything i draw) crossover-au-thing of dsmp and moomins!

i have explanations for them and i would put them under the cut but i dont know how to make the cut!

so you will. suffer :] (i am sorry)

Wilbur and Tommy are mymble+mumric and mymble respectively! pretty logical, they both are scrunkly, the species are sort of related, etc. Tommy as a tiny baby mymble is just pure serotonin too

Ranboo is a fillyjonk and a ~mystery creature~ hybrid. cus anxiety, rat-like long looks and just the general style of him. Tubbo is a moomintroll and i will take no criticism. he's friend shaped, soft and deserves the best. no i have no bias (<== a lie)

Techno is a hemulen cus i thought its funny. he collects weapons :] and knows a fucktone about strategy and shit. he's also sleeping like 80% of the time. i struggled with Phil's design and then i remembered that i in fact made Wilbur a mymble+mumrik thing so for it to make any sort of sense Phil needs to be one or the other. i chose mumrik cus im a bitch like that (no parallel with Joxter in sight (<== also a lie))

thats where it goes down the hill in a very nice and creative way

Dream is a thing and thats all ive got to say on this matter. he leaves black goo around, noone ever saw his face and he lives with Punz who just found him and went "huh... thats a funny cat." on the matter of Punz, he's a human (yes, very creative, i know) hes a lumberjack... i didnt come up with anything super special for him, i dont know his lore. he might dabble in mercenary work as well (yes i do ignore the latest lore about them thank you very much)

Sapnap is a fire spirit. theres no such thing in canon as far as i remember, but theres the Ice Queen and i decided that its a good enough parallel. it was nice to draw him :] and Gogy is a mushroom creature, just... just a mushroom creature. he also sleeps a lot. idk man he's cute, isn't he just a little blorbo

thats it for now, sorry for longread. i dont know how to cut

enjoy the brainrot. you can contribute to the au but i will judge your takes harshly (i wont, i dont care, just have fun and draw your scrimblos)

[sivarcher-sivvie]

On the other hand, the drama in my head won't stop either 🥲🥲

Look I love them in their domestic slice of life and also drama 🤣

I'm trying to keep those drama ideas at least logical 🤪🤪

Like, has Kevin seen how much passion(hatred) Raymond has for Wuntch? Did he ever wonder or in their younger year gets suspicious about it?

Or have he seen how drama Raymond is at the precinct? Did he ever wonder why his husband is much more childish and dramatic around his colleagues and secretly thought if he's the one restricting Raymond? Although from the Season 6 heist we know that he doesn't like that side of Raymond lol

Did Raymond ever get competitive with Kevin? I mean he's super competitive and I think Kevin is not as much (if it's not serve as an argument or structured debate).

What was the occasion or what happens that makes Raymond in his younger years think he has to change all about himself? (Which internally he's still that hot headed detective but what makes him decide to tone it down?) Did something happen to him and Kevin was devastated about it so he swears he won't make Kevin go through like that again?

And omg that Honeypot episode, I swear Kevin will start a storm (likely silently because he still trusts his husband after all, but I think he'd secretly resent Jake for bringing Gordon into the 99) if he sees how flirty Raymond and Gordon is, which I understand it is for Triple Dragon (or whatever the name is, I kinda hate that episode so I rarely rewatches it) operation but still. I mean going to a barrel museum with some other men is enough to be banished to the guest room what will happen if he sees the flirt??

Oh oh also, Raymond is all fed up when the dentist insults(kinda?) the word "doctor", what would he do if a fellow NYPD higher ranking people (from another precinct ofc) does that? I think Raymond would have defended Kevin to his superior officer now but in his younger years when he's trying to climb the ladder maybe not??? (That's where the drama started) One more unpleasant NYPD memory for Kevin!

Then, what else... Uhh we know Raymond is likely Kevin's first boyfriend or at least the first official one because his parents not knowing he's gay before that, so how was the struggle of him come to realize that Raymond is the one?

A personal headcanon for me is that Raymond is the one who shapes Kevin the confident, sarcastic 🤣 academics (which I know my Kevin tend to be much softer because... Well idk how to write sarcasm and they are too smart for me 😂) today because I'd think a closeted boy in his 20s in maybe 1970-ish? will be a pretty quiet and lay-low type, and maybe scared and sheepish. Especially if he came from a likely Christian family?

So Kevin always looks up to Raymond, he will always adore him and Raymond does the same to his high-end academic boyfriend/husband lol And despite their similar POV on stuff and interest, I still think internally they are attracted to each other not only for their similarities but also their difference!

Like how Raymond was always protecting Kevin physically and Kevin always protecting Raymond mentally. Look it's my personal headcanon but I loved it. 🤣

And oh oh I'd also like to imagine such smart academics like Kevin will receive all kinds of offers from other Universities but he always turned down them. Maybe Raymond found out through a citizen coming into the precinct and met Kevin, excited all about it and disappointed that he turned down their prestigious significantly better offer. Then Raymond started his overthinking drama train, all aboard on the drama train! (I mean he even suffers when Kevin was just away for 6 months in Sorbonne)

Speaking of dependencies, I guess Kevin is kinda used to being alone because of Raymond's job (he said it himself in the Commissioner episode that he sacrifices a lot of time with Kevin) so he's not as dependent as Raymond. But for Raymond, he already doesn't remember the life before Kevin where when he came back home there was no husband in the house.

Btw that being alone in the opera, symphony and I'm sure a bunch of other things Raymond kept cancelling for is another great drama source.

And then I have another one more like What Ifs, where in their younger years Raymond was undercover for a long time (kinda like Pimento but that's too long) and how Kevin coped with that.

Look these are just the ideas that I'd like to think at least logical?? 🤣 And I have like tons for AU, TGP crossover, Canon-Divergent stuff. 🥲

I hope I'll never get over this OTP and just keep going to write about them 🤗

[almondpiglet]

ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!

[corvid-khaos]

fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life

[catragemiau]

That's how that scene went right

[caramelldansenu]

[krembruleed]

the gang is all heeeerrreeee

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur is smart enough that she hisses when I say "Belphie", just on the off chance he's in the room

[inkskinned]

you're in the habit of denying yourself things.

if someone asked you directly, you would say that you love a little treat. you like iced coffee and getting the cookie. you drink juice out of a fancy cup sometimes, and often do use your candles until they gutter out helplessly.

but you hesitate about buying the 20 dollar hand mixer because, like. you could just use your arms. you weren't raised rich. you don't get to just spend the 20 dollars (remember when that could cover lunch?), at least - you don't spend that without agonizing over it first, trying to figure out the cost-benefits like you are defending yourself in front of a jury. yes, this rice cooker could seriously help you. but you do know how to make stovetop rice and it really isn't that hard. how many pies or brownies would you actually make, in order to make that hand mixer worthwhile?

what's wild is that if the money was for a friend, it would already be spent. you'd fork over 40 without blinking an eye, just to make them happy. the difference is that it's for you, so you need to justify it.

and it sneaks in. you ration yourself without meaning to - you don't finish the pint of ice cream, even though you want to. the next time you go to the store, you say ah, i really shouldn't, and then you walk away. you save little bits of your precious things - just in case. sometimes you even go so far as putting that one thing in your shopping cart. and then just leaving it there, because maybe-one-day, but not right now, there's other stuff going on.

you do self-care, of course. but you don't do it more than like, 3 days in a row. after that it just feels a little bit over-the-edge. like. you can't live in decadence, the economy is so bad right now, kid.

so you don't buy the rice cooker. you can-and-will spend the time over the stove. you can withstand the little sorrows. denial and discipline are practically synonyms. and you're not spoiled.

it's just - it's not always a rice cooker. sometimes it is a person or a job or a hug. sometimes it is asking for help. sometimes it is the summer and your college degree. sometimes it is looking down at scabbed knees and feeling a strange kind of falling, like you can't even recognize the girl you used to be. sometimes it is your handprint looking unsteady.

sometimes it is tuesday, and you didn't get fired, and you want to celebrate. but what is it you like, even? you search around your little heart and come up empty. you're so used to denying that all your desires draw a blank.

oh fuck. see, this is the perfect opportunity. if you had a mixer, you'd make a cake.

[grapehyasynth]

I really feel tremendous grief for friendships that kind of petered away in the face of life's currents. There are people with whom I formed deep, unique, vibrant, life-changing connections, and then we had to go our separate ways and it was too hard to maintain long-distance. There wasn't a fight, it just sort of faded. And I feel like I have more friendships like this than friendships that have endured, so maybe I just have to get used to it. But if grief is all the love we have left over - well, I never did get to finish loving them. I love them, and I miss them, and I probably always will.

[notbrucewayne48]

"aphobia doesn't exist"

bitch literally not that long ago an aroace youtuber animator was insulted by almost half of its community for being it

[an-established-butt-dent]

Soooooo after the new details that have been revealed about Veilguard, how do we all imagine a Solavellan reunion is going down? Trapped in the fade together? Lighthouse makeout sessions? A very sad mural dedicated to his Vhenan? My brain is infested with new headcanons.

[tittyinfinity]

Doctor prescribing antidepressants: so this medication can cause side effects such as memory loss, seizures, eating disorders, stomach issues, rashes, fatigue, and could actually make you want to kill yourself even more. This is perfect for you

Doctor prescribing pain meds: Are you sure you don't want to try diet and exercise first? These pills are so bad for you. Yeah technically the list of side effects for this pain medication is a lot shorter than it is for your other medications, but the thing is, they might make you TOO happy. And we hate addicts. I just think destroying your stomach lining and liver with 2000mg acetaminophen and 1600mg ibuprofen per day would be a lot safer, because you definitely don't want "happiness" as a side effect of medication. Not being in pain and being happy is just too addictive and addiction is bad.

[squircatlies]

Things that have eaten/bitten people in the Magnusverse (so far):

The sky

Earth

Worms

A door

Mr. Spider

A vase

Vampires

Mosquitoes

Monster pig

Father Edwin Burroughs (unwittingly)

John Haan's chicken and kebab shop customers and Mikaele Salesa's crew (unknowingly)

Mr. Bonzo

Rich people

A tape recorder

[iaminsideyourwalls]

WHAT YEAR IS IT. SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YEAR IT IS. IS IT A YEAR WHERE FAT IS A BAD WORD OR IS IT 2023??? YOU COWARDS BETTER START PUTTING SOME RESPECT ON THIS FAT GUY'S NAME OR I'M GONNA START BLOCKING. I WISH I WAS JOKING.

[cozylittleartblog]

Columbo and the Knight (1984)

put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.

Autism W!