#dani (glee)

[auntiesnixxscorner]

Porlecian's only talking about Blainer's upcoming visit, Elliot's busy with midterms, Dani is taking extra hours at the diner. It's either be bored or spend time with Berry...

[invisible-pink-toast]

some of my favourite kisses

[thesquirrelqueer]

I love that most of s7 is like normal 911 stuff and then literally everything with eddie is like a telenovella

[fionapplespiano]

I’m allowed to HC a character whose had many het relationships as gay if I don’t like any of their het relationships.

[comradecowplant]

So we're fully in lunatic hours, huh. Just every one of these women have fully lost their goddamn minds. And not even, if I may be so bold in my loving-insane-women opinion, in a fun way. Misty-fucking-Quigley is, by several leagues at this point, officially the least certifiably insane person, which I never would have considered a possibility during season 1. Cool cool cool, just keeping up 👍

[somegleeficiwrote-blog]

Chapters: 4/4 Fandom: Glee (TV 2009) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Santana Lopez/Brittany S. Pierce, Rory Flanagan/Sugar Motta, Rachel Berry/Mike Chang, Dani/Sam Evans Characters: Santana Lopez, Brittany S. Pierce, Dani (Glee), Sam Evans (Glee), Rachel Berry, Mike Chang, Sugar Motta, Rory Flanagan, Tina Cohen-Chang Additional Tags: Season/Series 06, Weddings, Wedding Fluff, Wedding Night, Canon Lesbian Relationship, Sex, Making Up, Hook-Up, Getting Back Together, Drunk Sex, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Mental Breakdown, Penis In Vagina Sex, First Time Blow Jobs, Hate Sex, Strap-Ons, Fluff and Smut Summary:

A story set at Brittany and Santana's wedding told in 4 parts all based on the poem: "Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, & Something Blue."

Something Old: Sugar reconnects with her exboyfriend Rory over flower arrangements. Something New: Weddings are tough on Rachel since she never got to have hers. Something Borrowed: Sam teaches Dani that it was better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all. Something Blue: Brittany and Santana start their lives together with a bang.

[cryscendo]

kurt hummel in every performance

5x10 - Trio

Hold On - New Directions seniors, One Three Hill, Rachel Berry, and Santana Lopez

[mytraincantakeuhome]

I am so sorry I wasn’t in that writers room Quinn Fabray

[arizonaaaaaa]

Glee cast sings ARTPOP by Lady Gaga

Aura/Burqa sung by Sebastian Smythe in ''A Katy or a Gaga''

-this comes from my little headcanon that Sebastian transferred to McKinley in season 5, I think this really sums what an audition would be for him, from topics about his sexuality and flirtation and murder which I’m pretty sure he thought about doing it to Kurt

Venus sung by Dani, Elliot and Kurt in ''Trio''

-this trio is very underrated, I would have this be either one of Kurt’s fantasies or an actual performance Pamela Lansbury does, Venus is kind of a lesbian symbol which is Dani’s whole personality and the boys would be there cause their harmonies work a lot, there’s also a verse where Gaga repeats Venus several times and it kind of sounds like penis which I find endearing

G.U.Y. sung by Bree in ''A Katy or a Gaga''

-hear me out, Brittany left, Joe and Sugar disappeared, they need new members, glee introduced yet another bitch cheerleader, you’re telling me she isn’t joining? Like I don’t want this, but it’s so obvious, anyway, she would perform this in a dance performance with Jake, at the end she would kiss him, in front of everyone including Marley, Jake and Marley would be pissed but Bree would be like “don’t worry sweetie it was just for the performance”

Sexxx Dreams sung by Jake Puckerman in season 5

-the song talks about having sex with someone after having a sex dream about another person, confusing? Yes. Just imagine is Jake singing after having a sex dream about Marley, but Marley isn’t ready to lose her virginity, knowing that, Bree would call him and bla bla bla he cheats, but while doing so he only thinks about Marley, which makes him more ashamed of what he did

Jewels N' Drugs feat. T.I, Too Short & Twista sung by Artie, Bree, Jake and Will in “The End of Twerk”

-the beat of this song is amazing, the lyrics aren’t my favorite but I outgrew this, I could see this happening instead of Blurred Lines, it’s… not the best song for students to be singing while twerking in the hallways and I’m sure Will would just want to be cool with the kiddos™️. Bree would sing Gaga’s verses, the boys… Will would sing T.I’s since it’s the very first verse of the song, Artie would sing Too Short’s since their voices are similar and Jake would sing Twista’s, which is not reliable since he raps the fastest and I don’t remember if he actually can rap, oh well

MANiCURE sung by Bree and Marley in season 5

-this would happen before the whole cheating thing, Jake would be giving private classes to Bree, Marley would notice how she’s into him so in order to guarantee that she wouldn’t do something, she would get all well dressed and pretty while Bree would also be doing the same before their practice in a montage of them in their rooms getting ready, they would get next to Jake at the same time as the song ends, Jake would ultimately cancel his practice with Bree and walk hand in hand with Marley, Bree would be glaring at them as they walk away

Do What U Want feat Christina Aguilera sung by Rachel and Tina in season 5

-first, fuck R. Kelly, you cursed this amazing song, second, i’m not the biggest fun of the numbers where both the glee club and NYC gang sung together, in fact this would be a Tina solo for me until I listened to the version with Christina Aguilera and immediately though about Rachel, Tina would be singing about her frustration of now having a love after breaking up with Mike, singing about how the boys could do anything they want with her body, Rachel would be singing about how the media and NYADA and idk Brody could do anything to her body, Tina would sing the Gaga’s parts while Rachel would sing Christina’s parts

ARTPOP sung by Artie Abrams

-this was the hardest to choose, when I hear this song I feel like I’m being abducted by an ufo. Gaga describes this song as an orgasm … yeah. But she also says that this song is kind of an anti capitalist anthem and that we should always put art in first place and view it as the most important thing to an artist, which fits Artie’s directing career, often doing something in favor of the concept instead of doing something to please the audience (Rachel’s dress in WSS) or make logical sense (juke box in Grease)

Swine sung by Ryder Lynn

-the song talks about Gaga’s rape, and how she felt gross and disgusting like a pig, while I don’t think Ryder felt that way when he was molested, he was affected by it in a way that he has a hard time trusting others, specially women, I think singing this song would release some tension, it’s very aggressive in a sense that it has a lot of screaming, and his voice is very raspy so he could do a great job

Donatella sung by Kitty Wilde in ''Diva''

-“I am so fab, check it out, I’m blonde, I’m skinny, I’m rich, and I’m a little bit of a bitch” this convinced me that’s her song. Out of all the girls in season 4, Kitty and Unique and definitely the biggest divas, I don’t think Kitty sang in the episode so it would be nice seeing her singing this

Fashion! sung by Kurt, Mercedes, Rachel and Santana in season 5

-these four have the craziest harmony together, How Will I Know was amazing and I’m still bitter Getting Better was recorded, filmed and scrapped and all we have is a pic, this song is them, the original four divas of the club, the song is about feeling powerful through fashion, that’s their anthem

Mary Jane Holland sung by Unique Adams in ''The End of Twerk''

-I picture this as Unique, in an attempt to escape the bullying, she would stop dressing like a mom and go back to dressing like Artie and using her deadname, the rest of the club would try help her see that this isn’t her true self, they would perform songs to her and after their plan work they would go to the auditorium where she would sing this song, embracing Unique in a fabulous dress with the others dancing along, “introducing, ladies and gentleman, Mary Jane Holland Unique Adams!”

Dope sung by Will Schuester

-the song talks about addiction and depression, while Will wasn’t addicted to drugs or an alcoholic it was very visible how much he was affected by Terri’s fake pregnancy and Emma’s relationships with Ken and Carl, I find Wemma to be one of the cutest couples and it took so long till they were fully happy, Dope would be Will’s ballad to Emma, how she brings light to his life and how much he needs her more than dope, drugs? Alcohol? Rachel singing? I don’t know

Gypsy sung by Jesse and Rachel in season 6

-this song is about falling in love and traveling the world, I considered Brittana for this but I ultimately choose St. Berry, while I’m not their biggest fan, the song is about finding true love after a rough pat, several people don’t think they’ll find true love after a partner’s death, but Rachel found, she is happy again

Applause sung by Artie, Blaine, Marley, Ryder and Sam in ''A Katy or a Gaga''

-this song was done very perfectly, all five of them sound really good, Sam and Ryder in particular, never in my life I would guess that two straight men would slay so hard in a Gaga song, I also may like the beat slightly more than the original

And that’s it, another one done, instead of doing the albums first i decided to go chronologically, so next one is Cheek to Cheek, should take roughly two weeks but it will be worth it :)

[will-schuester-hate-blog]

Brittana as But I'm A Cheerleader. I'm sure this has already been thought of but yeah. Britt as Megan and Santana as Graham I think? It could possibly work the other way but I think this probably fits more.

[lopeirce]

honestly, it was so nice of demi to allow them to film at her concert

[gleesmostcontroversial]

Most Controversial Glee Character Tournament: Dani

About this character

[shame-is-a-wasted-emotion]

So for the ask game: (tempted to ask you all!)

💔: If you had to remove one major character from the series, who would you choose?

💕: What is an unpopular ship that you like?

Hey hi!! Finally I was bored and I remembered I have some asks to answer. Glad you asked me Jen. Thank you.

So *clearing my throat*

1. If I had to remove one major character:

Okay I'm really gonna go with it and let my inner Cruela out. If any of the readers get offended, forgive me in advance. Cause I'm not gonna ask sorry after I answer.

I think Artie or Brittany. They were really like undercooked meal for me. I don't usually care about most of the characters but I do think most of them bring something to the table,except these two. I never see the point (even as the partners of two character). I could even accept Artie as a representative for differently able people but Brittany never made sense. Along with s4 newbies. I don't even remember them.

2.unpopular ship I like

Dantana (Dani x Santana). I loved how Dani moved with the pace of Santana and the way they flirted. Too bad Demi was out of the show very soon. I would love to see their relationship development. I love Quinn x Santana too. I mean two bitches fighting going from envious schoolmates to lovers is just hot

Thank you jen once again. I hope my answers are entertaining.

If you wonna ask me ;)

[cryscendo]

kurt hummel in every performance

5x10 - Trio

The Happening - One Three Hill

“Hello, everybody. I'm Kurt, and welcome. I know most of you were excited to see Pamela Lansbury perform tonight, but unfortunately, I have some sad news. Pamela Lansbury... c'est fini. But do not worry, because rising from the ashes like a phoenix, I give you New York's new singing thruple... One Three Hill!”

[gleesongtournament]

[arizonaaaaaa]

Glee cast sings extra songs by Lady Gaga (and some other people)

These are just a few songs either by other artists featuring Gaga, or singles not belonging to any era in particular or an EP or … the Gnomeo and Juliet soundtrack?

Vanity sung by Rachel Berry in season 1

-this is such a Rachel coded song, I can totally picture her singing this at one point in the first season, maybe start as her singing at the auditorium following her to the hallways until she gets slushied, funny honestly since the song is about glamour and being famous.

Christmas Tree feat. Space Cowboy sung by Artie and Sugar

-I’m convinced every artist has a song that it’s absolutely terrible, for Katy Perry is Peacock, for Avril Lavigne is that cover of O Holy Night, for Gaga is this one, I have yet to hear something so terrible, literally sat down and felt like grinch, I would have Sugar sung this terribly in the episode and slightly better in the studio version cause even tho Vanessa Lengies can sing no one can sing this song and be good.

Fashion sung by Kurt and Tina in “Theatricality”

-rise animation meme fuckers, tbh I was very surprised a gaga song became an animation meme, I was even more surprised to know that the song was going to be featured in the sex and the city movie but got scrapped, anyway, the episode with Tina needing to find a new look, who better to help her than Kurt? This would look kind of like Diva in season 4 with Kurt and Tina cat walking and later Mercedes, Quinn, Brittany, Santana and Rachel would join.

Chillin by Wale sung by Artie, Rachel and Tina in season 1

-this would be a fantasy song by Artie, he would be rapping about how cool he is and blablabla and Rachel and Tina would basically be thirsting over him kind of like the girls in rappers MV’s, until he would wake up with Tina stuttering and Rachel being annoying and he would go back to his reality

Big Girl Now by New Kids on the Block sung by Brody and Rachel

-this song is catchy as fuck but lyric wise it’s a bit… strange. From what I understood, it’s about a grown man singing about a little girl he knew, that is now a big girl (aka an adult) and… yeah it doesn’t fit exactly their relationship but the other option would be Rachel and Mr Schue singing… this song is very straight forward to throw the naive card at Will, so Brody will do, he’s like 22? 23? Older than Rachel so yeah

Video Phone by Beyoncé sung by Santana and Tina in “Sexy”

-Telephone’s little sister, lil sis is a little 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 tho, that’s definitely something Santana would sing on the first seasons, just throw Tina in the mix with her whole goth style simulating leather or something, could be something very hot to come out of Sexy for example, even so since Tina mentions not having any asian sex symbols for her to get inspired

Bad Romance (Halestorm cover) sung by Artie, Finn and Puck in “Theatricality”

-okay i’m annoyed, you have a “Gaga episode” in season 1 except only two out of five songs are from Gaga, and one of them was done dirty, I actually like Beth and I don’t really mind Funny Girl, but Shout It Out Load is a no no, I wish the boys would’ve sung a rock version of Gaga, the only I could think off was the halestorm cover of Bad Romance, and honestly, I think they would kill it

Hello, Hello with Elton John sung by Beiste and Will

-I think Will deserves to have a black and white fantasy performance with the teaching trinity, he has with Sue and Emma but not with Beiste. Could happen in season 4 at the time she had a crush on Will, specially since this song is from the… Gnomeo and Juliet soundtrack… yeah

White Christmas sung by Blaine and Kurt in “Glee, Actually”

-one of the few songs who were already covered in glee, of course, this version is also a cover by gaga, and since there’s no headcanon to add I will just say that I like Gaga’s version more, it’s more serene and calm and Kurt’s “ay-ay-ay-ay” it’s… not for me

Orange Colored Sky sung by Artie and Brittany in “A Very Glee Christmas”

-I feel like the two of them had the major role in this episode and it would make sense if they got a song together, specially this one that’s very cute and sweet, it could maybe be performed at Britt’s house or at the ending scene of the episode with the New Directions caroling while they sing

3-Way (The Golden Rule) by The Lonely Island with Justin Timberlake sung by Blaine, Sam and Tina in season 5

-this song is very funny, you should definitely listen, it’s about a threesome, and how it’s not gay as long as a girl is involved, that’s the most blamtina song I have heard, I definitely would love to see the rest of the glee club reactions, especially in the part when Sam sings, and I quote “helicopter dick helicopter dick helicopter dick”

Stuck on Fuckin’ You sung by April Rhodes

-this song was written for April omg, that’s literally a song about her admitting her attraction to Will while saying how he is her alcohol and her addiction, and while I’m not a fan of April or her situationship with Will she’s pretty much the only woman that can sing country so she’s an obvious choice, let’s see how many times she appears in Joanne

We’re Doing a Sequel with Tony Bennett sung by Artie, Blaine, Dani, Elliot, Jake, Kitty, Marley, Ryder, Sam, Tina, Unique and Will in “Puppet Master”

-as you can see, it’s the muppets so of course it has to be from that awful episode, it would obviously be a fantasy number in which Blaine sings the majority of the song with the new directions and Will having small line segments and such, and now you ask, where tf is Gaga and Tony in this? They have exactly ONE LINE, yes, and for that, Dani and Elliot would have those lines as they’re, you know, one liners Hollywood features,that’s it

Til It Happens to You sung by Kitty and Ryder

-wow, listening to this being a SA victim is very powerful, this song is from a documentary about rape/abuse/molestation of woman on universities and colleges, I can’t think of everyone else but these two to sing about it, they weren’t the only ones sexually assaulted on the show, but were definitely the ones to be affected the most by it, they would sing this together, holding hands in mutual support for each other and for everyone else who unfortunately suffered from the same fate

Winter Wonderland with Tony Bennett sung by Blaine and Kurt in “Previously Unaired Christmas”

-Klaine’s best duets came from christmas episodes, the fact that they don’t have one in season 5 is depressing, I mean, I don’t know how it would fit with neither of the two plot points in the episode but I’m curious about how it would sound, plus, volume 4 had only 6 songs while the other three had 10-12 songs, let’s talk about lazy

The Cure sung by Marley Rose

-this song gives Marley Rose writing career, the song is very catchy and pop-y and it’s definitely something Marley would write at one point or another, maybe the New Directions would encourage her to do a YouTube video of the song and they would back her up, and maybe at the end of the episode we would see a lot of vocal producers at Marley’s comment section

Your Song by Elton John sung by Ryder Lynn in “Shooting Star”

-I love this cover, Ryder has always been such a gentleman, to me at least, I may have a soft spot for guys who dedicate songs for their lovers, unfortunately for Ryder it was that awful fake Katie catfish Unique thingy, if he sang this to Unique in fact, or Kitty, Marley, Jake, whatever it would definitely be appreciated more as a cover

I Want Your Love by Chic with Nile Rodgers sung by Kurt, Quinn and Rachel in season 1

-I think one of the best parts of season 1 is how many bitches Finn was getting with that stupid baby face of his, counting, Rachel, Quinn, Kurt, Santana and Brittany, that boy was on fire, anyway, this song would be sung by the three of them in various situations, it would be before the baby reveal so it’s Quinn wanting Finn to love her while he loves Rachel, for Rachel it would be the opposite, and for Kurt it would be him admiring him from afar

Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood by Brian Newman sung by Rachel Berry in “Audition”

-Rachel would sing this similarly to What I Did for Love, singing about how she had good intentions but no one thinks that way, even so, she doesn’t want to be misunderstood, you know, it’s not like she sent someone to an ACTIVE crackhouse

Sweet Sounds of Heaven by The Rolling Stones sung by Artie and Mercedes

-this song is pure vibes, I can’t explain in words, is an experience to listen to this song, of course it has to be sung by the powerful duo, artcedes, these two manage to turn anything they touch into gold if they’re doing it together, this song would be like, the song where everyone breaks character and claps when they finish of how good it is, I wish I could talk more about this song cause I genuinely loved it so much

Santa Claus is Coming to Town sung by Finn, Joe and Puck in “Extraordinary Merry Christmas”

-yes, Joseph ‘Joe’ Hart sings in this, only in the studio version since he was only introduced like four episodes later, which SUCKS as a Joe fan, while Rory and Sugar had a decent amount of bonding time, Joe barely had any outside Quinn and maybe Mercedes and Sam, it would be nice to see him dressed as a Star Wars character and just having fun with Finn and Puck

Wrap, I wasn’t planning on doing any of this songs but thank god I did, some of these are definitely in my playlist now, thank you gagapedia for making me a more informed human