#dans diss track

[artwasadisaster]

Decided to rewatch Dan’s Diss Track for my own mental health…have some Quality™️ screenshots

Pt. 2

[blondephil]

hearing phil say motherfucker ….. transcendent

[ilovepinof]

we have access to dming dan now… i think he’s gonna block me

[energeticwarrior]

Absolute banger

[dnpbeats]

choose between dan roasting himself and phil roasting himself

dan!! he already has quite self-deprecating humor which lends itself well to him roasting himself lol

[kcyars99]

Nickelodeon: haha you guys had Steven universe our programming is a lot better

Cartoon Network (after watching the quiet on set documentary):

Why you trollin’ like a bitch? Ain’t you tired?

Tryna strike a chord and it’s probably A minorrrrrrrrrr

They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

[gnfmoon]

idk what the dnf song is gonna be about but i just have a bad feeling they're gonna say the word "dnf" in the song like

[m-a-d-e-l-e-i-n-e]

I can’t remember anything I actually need to but hey at least I just found out that I still know all the words to Dan Howell’s “roast yourself” diss track years later

[deadandphilgames]

No but seriously imagine it: Dan does a birthday charity livestream. Phil is blonde and Dan makes Phil wear Dan's edgy clothes. A few moments later Dan comes out dressed as a slutty nun and flirts with Phil, then reads Phil's phantiction The Hand out loud. Everyone is having a great time. Phil seem a little excited. “I have a surprise for you guys.” Phil says. He goes away and all of a sudden he comes back dressed as Father Phil, then he sprays Dan's hair red so they look like Good Omens characters and they start singing “The Internet is Here” together. When they gets to the chorus, they look into each other's eyes. The chat goes crazy, so they decide to sing the Interactive Introverts song and then you see Dan singing Phil's diss track, while Phil is singing Dan's diss track. Everyone in on tumblr is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil come out with sharpies and whisker themselves and then give themselves eyebrow slits.

posts that would obliterate everyone in 2014

[artwasadisaster]

Decided to rewatch Dan’s Diss Track for my own mental health…have some Quality™️ screenshots

Pt.1

[reunitedinterlude]

dan's diss track: the remix

[pseudophan]

Nora I need your take on a piece of phannie history. Dan's diss track, I really want to know what it was like when he released that? I wasn't around then and I would love to know because I can only imagine the reaction it caused lmao

oh yeah everyone lost their fucking minds over the obvious lines and then the phandom split in half between people more convinced than ever dnp were together and those who had all their hopes and dreams killed cause they decided that video was ultimate proof it was all fake, for some reason. i went back to check my own posts about it but i forgot i couldn't take the secondhand embarrassment when it first dropped and barely got through it LMAO. like now it goes hard but back then i Could Not Deal

such a good post 17 year old nora you are so funny and interesting

[astradyke]

clothing swap sister daniel father lester hand slap red hair dye sims 4 the internet is here the diss tracks random dan pics of the year their music in the background matching whiskers matching slits again we didn't know what to expect but there's something coming & raising so much money for PCRF... we didn't start the fire

[simplydnp]

love how dan tests phil on knowing his diss track when phil didnt even remember his own. and of course phil knows it.

[thetrashthatsmilesback]

Can't believe I have to block people on Tumblr for hating Dan's thirst traps.

I'm actually not going to lie, I genuinely don't understand why people have been so... Shocked? Confused? By at least Dan's behavior since the comeback considering how sex positive and, yes, horny on main his channel has always been. I'm not even talking about the nakedbooths, I mean how he used to get naked in every video that had a skit. I mean the sexy end screen dance. I mean ending his diss track with "I'm going to go masturbate then cry into a slice of pizza..." I mean the wine and lace photo, I mean the amazingdan videos, I mean "laughter, food, and sex," I mean "I'm versatile" and "got a few things into my system if you knows what I mean"

And on

And on

And on.

You're shocked by Dan being a whore (affectionate) on main? Literally how??? I've followed his social medias since I was eleven, I've seen the types of horny tweets he has posted over the years (and the photos he's posted).

I'm not trying to gate keep, but I find it really hard to believe someone actually has liked Dan all these years if you're shocked by this behavior. I find it especially hard to believe if you somehow think the phandom is primarily straight women.

[animaniacs16]

So much happened in that stream

Phil in Dan’s shirt and the choker

SISTER DANIEL’S GLORIOUS RETURN

Father Philip and that whole roleplay

Dying Dan’s hair red and it becoming redder as the stream went on

THE STORIES?????

All the pictures of Dan

The reading of The Hand

Singing multiple of their songs and we found out Phil Does Not Know Dan’s Diss Track

The Whiskering

The Slittening

Tour hints?

The heartfelt message at the end

Most importantly, OVER 80K RAISED FOR THE PCRF!!