#dave is 18+ obvi

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[campfam4lyfe]

Got any campfam aus or ideas in the works?

hey anon! I wouldn’t say I have any ideas in the works, because I have what I like to call commitment issues when it comes to writing fic.

This means that while I have an abundance of ideas, outlines, and wips in my Google docs for the fandoms I’ve been in. I’ve never actually finished a fic and posted it.

In fact, the only single time I have, (diff fandom!) I am not counting properly, because it was a collab with a close mutual, and a lot of the legwork was them. I had the initial plot bunny and was going to leave it as a one off tumblr post, but my mutual rlly liked the idea and we bounced drabbles and such back and forth. We wrote a bunch of snippets and put them together in a doc, until we had cohesive chapters, as we filled the empty spaces with more and more work, ending up to a total of 18 chapters. It took us a year and a half to post it, and that was mostly my fault, as where my mutual had finished most of their allotted sections, different hyperfixations kept pulling me to other unfinished works. This is why I won’t promise anything—I don’t want to disappoint anyone.

But, that being said. I do have ideas, hcs, and aus! One that is currently consuming me, was actually inspired by this one other post I saw recently. (When I find the post ima link it dw!) OP of the post was saying that there should be a Carmen Sandiego au for CC and I jumped on that SO fucking fast anon. I LOVE Carmen Sandiego, and have since it first aired when I was in HS.

So. Here’s some of the Carmen Sandiego au thoughts copy/pasted from my Google docs. (Yes I do always write out my outlines as if I’m taking to someone but that’s bc i sometimes end up sharing the doc link with some friends)

JWCC Carmen Sandiego AU:

Y’all know Kenlynn is my JAM and so is RedCrackle. So obvi I thought of mixing the two right? But here’s the thing. While I love Carmen/Gray, I am also in love with Carmen/Ivy and Carmen/Julia.

So with that in mind. Kenlynn is going to take a backseat for a second (meaning tho they'll become a thing and obvi they will bc they are a constant to me, theyre not the center of this), and my fave girls YASAMMY will be at the forefront of this au.

I’m thinking. Carmen Sammy. But I’m not entirely sure about whether or not that’s what I want? It could be argued that Sammy’s love for her family is a core driving force in her character, and Carmen doesn’t KNOW her family. But also—a huge plot point is that she’s looking for her mom. So. Tentative Carmen Sammy.

MANTAH CORP AS VILE MANTAH CORP AS V.I.L.E MANTAH CORP AS V.I.L.E

So I figure not everything is going to be one-to-one. This means I am placing Kenji in the role of Gray/Crackle. His story is going to be different tho, bc whereas Gray was a recruit, with MANTAH CORP AS V.I.L.E that means Daniel is already on the board. So kenji trying to make his dad proud? More likely than you think.

(I just wanted my Sammy&Kenji besties. Bestie betrayal can be just as good as romantic betrayal)

I’m sure you know where I’m going with this if we’re not going the redcrackle route. Thats right. YASMINA JULIA.

I considered at first, YASMINA CARMEN and SAMMY IVY, but in the end the need for Sammy Carmen was too great.

So I also considered Dave and Roxxie as Chase and Julia but, I decided to scrap that idea for now. You know me, at some point I might revamp most of the au anyways lol, now is not a time for fine tuning it’s just a tentative starting point.

Torn between DARIUS as Player or Brooklynn as Player. I considered Ben of course, but I think we need to put him on an island at some point—he needs a Bumpy, no matter the universe.

WAIT. REVISITING BEN AS PLAYER. BECAUSE DARIUS AND BRAND AS ZACK AND IVY. This means no Carmen/Ivy vibes but since we ditched the Gray/Carmen as well in this au I think it’s fine.

Ben still has to end up with Bumpy somehow tho? Original Ben plan, when Darius was a Player candidate, was Ben is also a V.I.L.E recruit.

V.I.L.E having a faction that deals with genetics and cloning (in addition to like. Kash and his robots) and ending up with a dinosaur—Bumpy! And that being Ben’s flip to the other side/Team Sammy. He defects and steals Bumpy on his way out.

Okay I’m a little too attached to that, so yeah. V.I.L.E recruit Ben, so Brooklynn as player??

Oh! She doesn’t have!!! IRL friends!! Brooklynn being an Internet famous vlogger as in canon. So we get that running gag of Sammy and Brooklynn always being in contact and Brooklynn being a big part of the heists through investigative work and such, yet she’s constantly on the other side of the globe? Sammy needs to be in Sydney but Brooklynn is in New Orleans. That kinda stuff.

Works with Brooklynn having traveled all over the world, she can also do those factoids player does—she’s got the deets.

Oh!???? THATS HOW WE GET MY FAVE DUO OF DINOSTAR BESTIES!!! They both love their facts. They’re nerds.

Mae as shadowsan? Tentatively?

Okay. Player Brooklynn. Except instead of being home most of the time, she’s usually on the go. She’s talked to kenji a few times during Sammy and Kenji’s V.I.L.E recruit era.

Kenji as the Gray of this au. he’s a V.I.L.E legacy. he became friends with sammy his recruitment year, and he'd talked to brooklynn a few times, due to sammy introducing them because kenji was curious about whether or not sammy has friends in the outside world, and sammy noticing brooklynn feeling a little left out/jealous that sammy had friends she was hanging with in person rather than over a phone call.

kenlynn kenlynn kenlynn

does he recognize her voice from her vlogs? does he even watch them? i dont think hed be a brooklander, guys got a lot on his plate and thats impressing his dad

ben is a V.I.L.E. recruit. maybe a bit of mime bomb, in that he was. not as close? with the other recruits. i do think having ben come in as a recruit the year sammy defects would be cool tho. so he doesn't know her as "black sheep" or whatever code name V.I.L.E refers to her as. he'll first meet her as Sammy.

yaz as JULIA!!!!! a junior agent? a former athlete. trying to make it make sense, but i think it fits.

omg. yaz. is alex rider basically holy shit

was thinking of dave as chase, and decided that i was going to keep it.

roxxie as the Chief.

mae as shadowsan.

yes. it IS because i want a roxxie/mae/dave love triangle and that need's final form was ot3

DARIUS AND BRAND AS ZACK AND IVY. i dont want their mom to be dead. but i dont know WHAT happened to her and why theyre involved in this life of crime? i love the og carmen&ivy&zack meeting. and i love that they were involved with racing. trying to find a way to incorporate it and make it make sense

important question.....is darius and his dad's great shared love still dinosaurs?

OR IS IT CARS? RACING?????? BRAND BEING INVOLVED IN THE RACES BC IT WAS IMPORTANT TO DARIUS AND THEIR DAD AND DARIUS CANT DRIVE YET

AND. SAMMY. AS CARMEN!!!!!!

okay so carmen's dad was a former V.I.L.E. agent who left it all behind for the woman he fell in love with right? well. obvi this au isnt a one to one. like there clearly have been changes in characters and dynamics. but i think involving elements from this could work. lemme map it out to make sense

okay so in cc sammy spies for mantah corp despite her parents not wanting her to. meanwhie carmen's dad defects from V.I.L.E., i think shadowsan was there and so was the chief and he dies.

okay so--sammy's dad was a V.I.L.E. agent, fell in love, defected. V.I.L.E. catches up with him, and does A.C.M.E. and in the fallout, the house collapses. A fire? an explosion? they think sammy died. (im not killing off sammy's dad bc damnit she needs a happy ending)

yaz losing faith in the system and having her hot girl summer being romanced by the pretty thief she's supposed to be catching

ben ditches VILE/Mantah Corp with Bumpy and meets Darius at some point--oh!!!

mae/shadowsan joins Team Sammy at the end of s1 i think? okay, so, when she joins, she brings ben, a fresh defector with her.

obvi ben left after he stole bumpy from them

at some point during their occasional talks, kenlynn became friendly with each other. then The Train scene happens. and kenji is promptly deemed a disappointment and dealt with the way gray is.

brooklynn ends up coming across a memory-wiped kenji during one of her vlogs. he doesnt know he knows her, just that something about her voice seems familiar.

brooklynn brings it up and the other are Concerned but also have a lot on their plate rn/dont truly trust him again or are unclear on whether or not they should. darius/brand bc their experiences havent been good so far, and sammy doesnt want to risk them. but he was still one of her first friends. shes torn

brooklynn making contact with him. smth smth she ends up needing a camera man for one of her vlogs and kenji volunteers. they grow closer during her sporadic visits. he asks her out.

DANIEL KON HAS ENTERED THE CHAT. SAMMY NEEDS BROOKLYNN TO DO HER THING. SHE MISSES THE DATE.

Meanwhile, that entire interactive ep??? of carmen sandiego with the julia/carmen??? THAT. THAT HAPPENS. YASAMMY DANCE AND WE GET THAT SCENE YOU KNOW THE ONE

[tata-is-the-name]

Barely Alive (Chris Evans) (Pt. 2)

PART 1

Characters: Chris Evans x fem!reader

Summary: A zombie apocalypse happened on earth. You've decided to do something impulsive which will lead you into a life or death situation. But despite that, an unexpected savior came to rescue you and he was far more scared for your life than his. (Part 2)

Warnings: Reader is the same age as Tom Holland, but she's legal. Don't go pointing at me like I've created some sin yo. (Pls don't look at my Sebastian Stan oneshots 18+ hehehe 😅) I've read some rumour about H.C dating a 19 year old back then but I'm not sure if it's true. 😂

Words: 2,800+

A/N: I have no idea why I love writing this. Maybe because I love Resident Evil? Anyways, this is only PART 2 and there's going to be part 3. 😊 FEEDBACKS ARE VERY MUCH APPRECIATED! 

Disclaimer: PNG's used in edits are not mine even the GIF's too. However, the edits and oneshots are definitely from moi.

Dedicated: @readermia​ @mcuclintasha​ @itsallyscorner​

The drive back took only minutes. Once the truck stopped inside the huge factory, Chris had swiftly scooped you in his arms. People came stalking towards the car, surrounding the truck as known faces came in view. The man who was holding you had his heart beating so fast, too rapid even though he wasn't even running. "Is that--" The other Chris intervened, Chris Pratt to be specific. His green eyes bulged out of his eye sockets as he saw Y/N in his arms, all bloody and weak.

"She needs help!" The latter helplessly worded out, entirely shaken from your bruised form as he quickly strolled towards the part of the factory where there were sets of hospital beds. "Ch-Chris," You finally managed to hush a whisper, it was too faint to hear but Chris was too focused on you and so he heard. "I'm here," he panted, heartbeat thumping so fast. The constant worry unconsciously travelling towards his eyes which began to fill with tears. He was trying not to, so he kept on swallowing the jitters. "I'm not leaving your side," whispered the man who gently dropped you on the soft, white bed.

Your pained moans started to come as you felt his warmth gone in just a flash. You couldn't form a word nor any sentences that everything was starting to hurt again and it was too excruciating to begin with. "It's okay, Y/N. I'm here, everything's going to be just fine," Chris choked, hasty eyes finding someone for help and he saw Zoe came rushing to his side, asking what happened and what was wrong.

"She was ambushed by men, four were killed by her. Yet, Caesar had her on the ropes," he uttered pointedly, biting his lower lip in apprehension. He felt Y/N moan another painful one. Instinctively, he reached out his hand to grab onto her hand that wasn't bruised, caressing the pad of his thumb on top of hers to let her know that he was there for her.

It was obvious that Zoe would've seen it, and she did. But, she'd rather not acknowledge it. Chris wouldn't dare be in love with a girl half his age, plus the fact that she had a boyfriend would he?

"Caesar? Caesar Brown?" Zoe subtly shook her head, maneuvering towards the other side of the bed as she began taking care of Y/N. "He's dead, already dead." The latter swallowed a lump down his throat, peering down at the bruised woman. An ache forming inside his heart that began to fill with dread. "Shot to the head," he said almost straight to the point that it sounded remotely restrained.

"By who?" Zoe inserted a needle that made Y/N silently moan, a tear escaping the sides of her eyes in which Chris immediately wiped.

"Me,"

His sympathetic friend stopped in her tracks as she was grabbing a cotton ball, her back facing him. Well, killing wasn't new to the world especially when they were in a middle of a zombie apocalypse. Though, what was bemusing her was from the moment her friend knew Y/N went east to grab some resupplies, he immediately flew out of the base despite of how many people didn't want to come. Nobody wanted to be with Y/N because there was no possibility that there were no infected. The fact that not even her own boyfriend, 'William' stood by her side when she went on her own was like a death wish or an ambush by the infected.

Nonetheless, to her surprise she was actually ambushed by nasty people.

Chris didn't know a thing about her impulsive plan because he went west with the gang to find more survivors. Once he came back and knew Y/N was all alone grabbing resupplies with no back-up, he went completely berserk as there were hundreds of bad outcomes inside his head that will make him regret living in the world they were in.

Thus, he didn't risk it. He'd rather risk his life just for her. As for Zoe's understanding with how he was acting since a month ago, he was acting strange that even his ex-girlfriend who was with them came to notice.

He was always with Y/N. Where Y/N was, he was also there. When he was asked why he was being too overprotective of her, his answer could always make them nod because it seems like he was telling the truth.

"She's like a baby sister to me. Nothing more, nothing less."  

Yet, his actions tell otherwise.

"Please, Zoe. Please, I need you to help her, please..She's..just...please, help her." Chris begged, washing his face with his hands in frustration as he stared in nothingness. Avoiding the state where Y/N was in, appearing to feel like he was hurting to see her in pain.

He was confused and Zoe knew deep inside it was his heart who was in a puzzle and that was the truth.

"Alright, I'll do my best, Chris."

Days have passed and Y/N still hasn't woken up. Those days that he felt like she was barely alive was horribly agonizing for him that he felt like his days weren't normal without hearing her hideous laugh and seeing her youthful smiles. His days went by like he felt as if he wasn't awake. He felt horrible that he hadn't been back before she has made that sudden decision that not everybody supported.

He felt like his head was floating as it ached at the same time while he was explaining tactics and opinions to certain people who were gathered up in the middle of a room with chairs, tables, papers, maps and radios. "We head to Maryland," Chris suddenly paused, sighing deep as he stood in the middle of the room, a table and map flat in front of him. He cleared his throat and shifted his weight to his other foot as another shock of headache visited him, making him tightly shut his eyes.  

"Chris," Robert interrupted, analyzing what was happening to him. "You don't look too good," his friend stated as a matter of fact.

"I'm fine," Chris muttered more to himself, shaking his head to clear the head ache away. "So, where were we?"

"Maryland," Paul and Dave spoke at the same time with worried smiles on their faces. The latter nodded at that and tried to remember what he wanted to say before he was interrupted by his own head ache, but nothing. He remembered nothing as his thoughts were drifted to you who was currently in a coma.

"Ah, shit." he shook his head in disappointment before speaking an apology as he deeply sighed, a tight frown plastered on his face while he spun on his heels and left the room in which the team was definitely not used to besides his outgoing personality and large smiles that can get any human infected. Even Y/N.

The team looked at each other with knowing faces and bewildered eyes.

You were moved to a much safer room inside the factory where a hospital bed lays for you. In request by Chris, of course.

His frown tightened even more when he ended up leaning against the door to your room, watching you sleep, entirely motionless and his heart could feel the pricks of dread creep onto his heart for the hundredth time. He was feeling completely down in the dumps since you haven't woken up and it was tearing him apart.

(Just imagine him with the beard first, he’ll get to shave it soon. Hehehe)

"Dorito," Anthony revealed himself and appeared to walk beside him. A solemn look on his face. "You okay, man?"

It took a second for his friend to reply, "It's been three days," he lowly uttered, swallowing the sadness away, his melancholic blue eyes fixated on your form with his eyebrows cinched tight together. "She hasn't woken up since the last three days and I don't know if she will,"

"And you haven't taken at least one decent meal since the day it happened," his friend said with utmost concern. Anthony glance back to where people were encircled around a lit up bonfire. Y/N's boyfriend looking like he was having the best night of his life as he chugged on some beer while talking to some brunette lass. "You look more worried than William over there," he gestured to the back.

"Psh," Chris suddenly reacted, giving no attention to Y/N's boyfriend because as he was walking towards her room, he saw how her lover was coping up to her coma. He was enjoying.

"What kind of boyfriend even is he?" said Chris as he shook his head in disdain as he continued to state a fact. "You know your girlfriend's over here in a coma and he hasn't even visited her," the man mindlessly spat, sounding in much seeth.

"He did," Anthony butted in with a small grin. Remembering the day he saw William visit Y/N for five minutes and never came back. "But, it was only one time!" said the latter who was too irked to even talk about it.

"Kid was telling me he was scared to see her almost close to dying,"

"The kid's an asshat," Chris stated with a raise of his brow, folding his arms against his chest. "Woah, woah. Chris, you sound like a jealous man," There was no doubt, a little tone of mockery in his words. The latter huffed to himself as his eyes continued to gaze at your unmoving form.

"You sure you only see her as your baby sister?"

Chris continued to scowl as he was hearing him out. "What if you actually see yourself as her dad?" Anthony added with a huge grin that made him give him the stink eye.

"I sure as hell don't see you looking at her like she's your baby sister," His friend interrogated him as he was just stating the obvious. Chris couldn't say anything back. "You look at her very differently than you look at your real sisters," Anthony paused, lightly shoving Chris's shoulder to enlighten him. "Everybody knows how you look at her,"

"How do I even look at her, Anthony?" questioned Chris in curiosity. His eyes completely unreadable. Definitely blank. He was an actor after all. "You give her the look whenever the Russo's shout action as Steve Rogers stares at Peggy Carter," his friend trailed off.

"I know she's young and all, but she's legal and I don't see anything wrong about it--" Anthony added for Chris, smirking in the process as a thought came in mind. "--That didn't stop Henry Cavill from dating a 19 year old woman back then,"

Chris couldn't help a snicker leave his cherry red lips, "Stop before he hears you," he quietly chortled. Shaking his head at his friend's abrupt theories. "As I was saying," added Anthony with a nod. "Know your priorities, follow your heart because it's already the end of the world, Dude."

"--I thought Resident Evil or the Walking dead wasn't real, but here we are."

There was a sudden silence that wrapped them both together. Their gazes fixated on you who seemed to be barely alive from your lack of presence. No matter what Chris does in his everyday life, he couldn't get to push himself harder because of the reality that you were facing.

He couldn't accept that maybe it was because of him. You got hurt because he wasn't around.

"Try and think about your feelings and stop being serious like Steve Rogers. It's freaking me out, "

Feelings. All Chris felt was platonic. In his head, he knows his actions meant nothing. It was neither romantic nor sexual. Yet, to some of his close friends or family knew his heart says otherwise.

"Anthony, I'm not in love with her," His forehead creased a little too deeply at his sudden confession. His heart feeling as if it began to drop more stones on top of it.

"Sureeee, Christopher." bantered Anthony, his voice entirely full of contempt. "You know, you're too old to be an indenial boy already."

The guilty man huffed at the back of his mind as he tightly bit his lip to refrain from saying anything more. His words earlier seem like it wasn't right. It feels as if he made himself more frustrated and overwrought. He anxiously bit the underside of his own lips as he blankly stared out of nowhere, seeming to be in too deep inside his thoughts.

To catch his friend's attention, Anthony managed to tap his shoulder to rip him off from drifting into another world.

"So, what's the deal for tomorrow?"

Chris did a double-take, his expression solemn as he was staring straight at your motionless body laying peacefully on top of the hospital bed. He subtly cleared his throat, eyebrows knotted in a twist.

"We head to Maryland, bring back survivors since Scarlett had evidences that there are atleast thirty of them. Some are kids. Some are already suffering from starvation. We might need tons of back-up because the place can be a trap. Lots of infected come by there every now and then as it was said by Hiddleston. We need to take risks,"

Anthony kept his eyes fixated on his friend. A small grin plastered on his face as it reached from ear to ear. "Noted, Cap."

"Shut it, Ant." he playfully spat with another shake of his head. Chest puffed up and arms folded together.

"Stop being an indenial bitch before it's too late,"

"I told you, I can only see her as--"

Anthony interrupted his sentence like he knew what he was about to say next, "--my baby sister, nothing more. Nothing less. Alright, alright. I'll leave you to it,"

Chris seemed to drift off somewhere after a minute or two. His thoughts suddenly were in a haywire just by looking at you and it was frustrating him why he was feeling stressed because of everything.

It's not like living in a zombie apocalypse wasn't as stressful as before.

Anthony gave Chris a manly pat on his back, turning around his heels with a smile. "I've managed to sneak up a stack of Heineken when we were back at that abandoned mall. Caesar and his friends had it,"

Chris had his eyes solely on you, his lively blue eyes now filled with dread and uncertainty. Staring at every bruise on every parts of your body and cursing the heavens why Caesar had found you vulnerable to the point that he wanted to dominate you into demise.

Chris wasn't in love with you. No. It was impossible.

Anthony's laugh pulled him off his head space. His next words making him lift a small smile on  his face.

"You're free to chug it all down, man."

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XOXO, TATA

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Sophia, Y’all and the Great Comet Ship Survey of 2018

On Monday, October 15, 2018, I published a survey on Google Forms. The purpose of my survey was to collect information about what War & Peace/Great Comet ships you all shipped. After three days, I received a total of 62 responses. Below are my findings. Thank you to all the participants and all those who rebloged the survey!

Potential sources of error for this survey are as follows: no publicized release info and no closing date info, the list of ships was incomplete, the addition of a question midway through the survey and the potential for individuals to respond numerous times

The top three ships from all categories are as follows:

Pierre / Natasha - 51 votes (82.2% of respondents)

Ippolit / Being Mentioned in an Adaption - 41 votes (66.1% of respondents)

Pierre / Andrei / Natasha  - 36 Votes (58.0% of respondents.

The rankings in each category are listed below

War & Peace ships (61 Responses)

Andrei / Natasha - 34 votes

Anatole / Natasha - 7 Votes

Pierre / Natasha - 51 votes

Pierre / Hélène - 0 Votes

Hélène / Dolokhov - 14 votes

Hélène / Boris - 2 votes

Boris / Julie - 7 votes

Marya B. / Nikolai - 18 votes

Sonya / Nikolai - 10 votes

Andrei / Lise - 13 votes

Nikolai / The Czar - 25 votes

Nikolai / Julie Karagina - 0 votes

Anatole / Mme. Bourienne - 0 votes

Berg / Vera - 10 votes

Great Comet ships / Canon & Fanon (55 Responses)

Anatole / Dolokhov - 25 votes

Hélène / Natasha - 17 votes

Sonya / Dolokhov - 8 votes

Hélène / Marya D. - 16 votes

Mary B. / Sonya - 28 votes

Mary B. / Natasha - 33 votes

Pierre / Andrei - 35 votes

Pierre / Andrei / Natasha - 36 votes

Miscellaneous Ships (46 responses)

Balaga / Andrei - 0 votes

Dolokhov / Natasha - 0 votes

Dolokhov / Nikolai - 7 votes

Anatole / Mary B. - 3 votes

Dolokhov / Mary B. - 0 votes

Hélène / Andrei - 1 votes

Mme. Bourienne / Mary B. - 7 votes

Mary B. / Lise - 11 votes

Mme. Bourienne / Lise - 4 votes

Balaga / Sonya - 1 votes

Balaga / Lise - 1 votes

Nikolai / Anatole - 0 votes

Boris / Andrei - 1 votes

Dolokhov / Mme. Bourienne - 1 votes

Berg / Nikolai - 1 votes

Dolokhov / The Shah’s Brother - 9 votes

Lise / Ippolit - 5 votes

Ippolit / Being Mentioned in an Adaption - 41 votes

Marya D. / Anna Mikhailovna - 6 votes

Dolokhov / Andrei - 2 votes

Andrei / Nikolai - 4 votes

Pierre / Sonya - 2 votes

Pierre / Lise - 0 votes

Pierre / Mary B. - 4 votes

Responses to ‘Please List Any Ship not mentioned above that you ships’

Tolstoy/Death

Vasily Kuragin / A Miserable death

fyotr smh

Andrei/Happiness

broadway/a great comet revival pierre/natasha/mary b.

tolstoy / my fists

PIERRE/ANATOLE !!

Dave Malloy / A Tony

pierre/dolokhov, denisov/dolokhov, denisov/nikolai, somehow denisov/pierre

balaga/god, pierre/happines

ssophia tolstoy/the love and recognition she deserves

Marya B/Julie Kuragin Nikolai/Ilyin Balaga/His Trokia

tolstoy / my fists (same person who answered this last time)

Dolokhov/Pierre

Pierre / Natasha / Mary B

boris/nikolai

Nikolai/ Denisov

Dolokhov/Sonya for book canon, Anatole/Natasha for GC canon, Dolokhov/Petya (one-sided, aged-up, or post-war AU)

Natasha/Sonia,

Marya B/Julie K

i mostly ship nikolai with any dude in his vicinity, the vibes are just too strong, also petya's crush on dolokhov is cute

helene/a life free from misogyny & mary b/lise/natasha

Mary. B / Julie, Andrei / Anatole, Mary. B / Natasha / Andrei, Anatole / Sonya

me/murdering tolstoy

Balaga / his troika

balaga/troika (KIDDING)

Anatole/Dolokhov/Balaga, Hélène/Natasha/Mary B Sonya/Dolokhov's sister

(For the record, I don't hardcore ship all of these? but i checked off ones that i thought were interesting~) mmmm... omg balaga/anatole/dolokhov bc that would just be wild

is nikolai/boris valid or no also what about denisov ships like denisov/nikolai mayhaps also having nikolai/the tsar as an option is so fucking valid 

Mary B. / Julie (when Mary sees Julie's letter she starts blushing and when her father asks to see it she blushes more and refuses to show it to him. Also, translating quite literally from the Spanish version of War and Peace, Julie writes to the Princess: ''our hearts are attached by indissoluble bonds, mine rebels against fate (...) I can not help a hidden sadness, deep in my heart, from the moment of our separation (...) your sweet and intuitive glance that I love so much and that I see before me in the moments in which I write you.'')

Responses to ‘Which ship from the above questions is the most cured?’

Vera/Berg hands down

Pierre/Hélène is canonly an abusive relationship. To make it even more cursed... Peter/Ellen

the incest obvi but also? the concept of pierre and marya b together romantically is deeply Uncomfortable and cursed

Balaga / Andrei

balaga/lise wtf

helene/marya d

lise/ippolit

Andrei/Pierre/Natasha

sonya/dolokov

Anything with Balaga

Balaga/Lise

considering that I ship literally the most cursed one (Anatole/ Natasha) I don't feel entitled to judge, Anatole/ Dolokhov is very much not to my liking though

Dolokhov/Natasha

Anatole/Marya B

pierre / natasha, nikolai / marya im neutral on the subject sjfnsjfnd Nikolai / The Czar lise/ippolit LOVE URSELVES Helene and Andrei bc how the fuck would that ever work out?????

The one I just wrote in (balaga/his troika)

dolokhov/anatole not bc its a bad ship but because they both scare me; sonyakhov is extremely cursed and so is pierre/hélène.  also I just want to say for putting andrei/balaga in here that gave me a good laugh this fine wednesday morning (Soph’s note: you’re welcome <3)

sonya/balaga

Hélène/Andrei

Anatole/Natasha or Sonya/Dolokhov but also Dolokhov/the Shah's brother

ANATASHA I SAID IT (w/ dolokhov/sonya coming in 2nd. also balaga/sonya how dARE U)

didn't dolokhov kill the shah's brother also ippolit fucks also i am intruiged by some of these like dolokhov/nikolai.....hmmm

Anything with Balaga belongs to the fiery pits of Mordor. Except Sonyaga, that ship is freakin' magestic.

[sportsannouncer]

1, 8, 12, 18 !! if you're still doin' 'em ))

yess!!

What makes you the most emotional about your muse?

hooo nelly. a lotta things i guess. just generally the way he closely guards his sensitivity until the right person comes along is a Thing. like. anyone whos known him for a long time knows that that shit is usually on lock, even when he’s discussing personal topics, but if he actually shows real vulnerability willingly? like you are probably fucking. max trust right there. this is like a once in a lifetime thing it just doesn’t really happen with him bc he’s private and most of the time there’s no reason not to be.

Do you genuinely want your muse to be happy? What do you think would make them most happy in life?

just,,, honestly, finding somebody to love. it’s that easy. he really needs intimacy and all that shit, he was severely lacking it for the majority of his life and it’s pretty damn Healing. so, as cliche and basic as it is, he just needs to settle down with somebody and be safe and feel loved

What about your muse amuses you?

god. a lotta things i guess. i mean he’s just generally funny ofc, and then there’s just. his general dweebiness that is thinly masked by extreme meta and irony and whatnot. also hoyl fu ck, his attachment to various whiteboi aesthetics, including “hiphop whiteboi”? it’s my favorite. ALSO HES REALLY DUMB FOR A SMART GUY and the fact that half of his humor even as an adult is based around drawing dicks on things

What aspect of your muse’s personality is most important to you? What aspect of your muse’s personality do you think is most important to them? Is it the same? Why or why not?

hm;;; honestly i think the most important aspect is probablyyyy just how he expresses his feelings. how he dances around them with words and conveys things in a way that’s only visible if you look like ten layers deep into it, via extravagant metaphor or vague meme or whatever

boi hit me up if you want me to analyze literally every sbahj comic and show how it reflects dave’s psyche/life events i will take you to fuckin SCHOOL its so obvi looking back

i think thats one thing dave isn’t himself without really- though he does eventually become more genuine he’s always going to express it w some degree of meta irony or whatever the fuck. also UHHH opinions opinions one thing about dave is he pretty much says literally what’s on his mind all the time and he aint afraid to state his onion i could add more but that’s too much i probably said too much about the other thing though because dave’s opinions are also important IDK i could answer this ten different ways pls

MOST IMPORTANT TO HIM… i think personally he’d probably value his actual core feelings/strengths. the way he expresses them comes naturally but he always knows his own intentions. so like, his creativity. loyalty. resilience. etc

[oheyitsjanna]

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Only because I’m bored at work. 1. Who was the last person you held hands with? -my girlfriend 
2. Are you outgoing or shy? -already answered. 
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? - my nephews! Going to Calgary to see sleeping with sirens then my nephews in feb!
4. Are you easy to get along with? - oh extremely. I’m probably the most easy going person you’ll ever meet. 
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? - yes. She takes care of me when I’m sober. 
6. What kind of people are you attracted to? - answered 
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? - I sure hope so
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? - my nephews hah I love them so much 
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? - nope. Not anymore 
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? - ohhh either my girlfriend or Ashley. 
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? - “okay”
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? - we were here- lights I need to know- sleeping with sirens Consequences- camila cabello Something’s gotta give- camila My house- PVRIS
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? - yes yes yes 
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? - yeah!
15. What good thing happened this summer? - answered 
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? -over and over again 
17. Do you think there is life on other planets? - I do!
18. Do you still talk to your first crush? - nope
19. Do you like bubble baths? - loveeee them. I’m so sore all the time so it helps. 
20. Do you like your neighbors? - yeah for the most part 
21. What are you bad habits? - answered 
22. Where would you like to travel? - honestly everywhere. Right now I really wanna see Cali. 
23. Do you have trust issues? -answered 
24. Favorite part of your daily routine? - going to bed hah
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? - answered 
26. What do you do when you wake up? - that I didn’t have to wake up so early. 
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? - I dunno I guess a bit darker. 
28. Who are you most comfortable around? - my close friends and my better half. 
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? - haven’t had many ex’s tbh so not really 
30. Do you ever want to get married? - yesss
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? - haha just long enough. 
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? - oh mannnn. Jessica capshaw and shay Mitchell. 
33. Spell your name with your chin. -uqyyq. Hahah that’s a far cry from Janna 😂😂
34. Do you play sports? What sports? - nope not anymore. 
35. Would you rather live without TV or music? - ah that’s a tough one. I guess TV
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? - oh yeah. 
37. What do you say during awkward silences? - well this is awkward 
38. Describe your dream girl/guy? - good sense of humour. Someone I can be weird around but serious when needed. I dunno what else. Just be you. 
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? - answered 
40. What do you want to do after high school? - well I’ve been out of school for 4 years. I wanted to become a social worker/psychologist. That did not happen 😂
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? - answered 
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? - I’m either upset or just tired. 
43. Do you smile at strangers? - always!
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? - bottom of the ocean. Without a doubt. 
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? - realizing that I need money so I should go to work. 
46. What are you paranoid about? - answered. 
47. Have you ever been high? - ha oh yeah
48. Have you ever been drunk? - yes. Sometimes too drunk for my own good. 
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? - nope! 
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? - dark blue 
51. Ever wished you were someone else? - I used to yep 
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? - I guess the way I look 
53. Favourite makeup brand? - I haven’t wore makeup for yearss 
54. Favourite store? - can’t say I have a favourite. I like them all equally. 
55. Favourite blog? - mine ofc. 
56. Favourite colour? - greeeeeen
57. Favourite food? - nachos 
58. Last thing you ate? - meatloaf and potatoes 
59. First thing you ate this morning? - can’t remember if I answered this but eggs and toast. 
60. Ever won a competition? For what? - honestly I can’t remember. Probably not 
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? - nope. Although I did get into shit for shoving a girl face first into the gravel in grade 6. Oops
62. Been arrested? For what? - nope! 
63. Ever been in love? - you betcha 
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? - LOL rather not. It was with a boy in grade 6. Although my first kiss with a girl was actually my current girlfriend rn. We met online and I drove up to see her and I kept saying how it was time for me to go. But I would never leave. I told myself I couldn’t leave until I kissed her but I wouldn’t make the first move. So she did 😂 I’m a chicken shit. 
65. Are you hungry right now? - nah I just ate lunch. 
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? - honestly don’t have many tumblr friends anymore. Just a couple. 
67. Facebook or Twitter? -Facebook 
68. Twitter or Tumblr? -tumblr. I really dislike twitter. 
69. Are you watching tv right now? -nahhh 
70. Names of your bestfriends? - Jay, Eve, Anu, Ashley, Brittney, Tamissa. 
71. Craving something? What? - yes. Junk food but I’m trying to stay away from it. 
72. What colour are your towels? - every damn colour haha
72. How many pillows do you sleep with? - 1
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? - haha ya. I use one as support for my neck 74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? - I have boxes and boxes and boxes. 
75. Favourite animal? - I love all animals. 
76. What colour is your underwear? -black 
77. Chocolate or Vanilla? - vanilla 
78. Favourite ice cream flavour? - mint chocolate chip or tiger 
79. What colour shirt are you wearing? - red
80. What colour pants? - black. Gotta love my work uniform 
81. Favourite tv show? - greys anatomy 
82. Favourite movie? - i don’t have favourite one really. Maybe fox and the hound. 
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? - I actually like them both
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? - 21 jump street 
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? - Cady Heron or Mrs. George
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? - Dory 
87. First person you talked to today? - my girlfriend 
88. Last person you talked to today? - my coworker, Tom. 
89. Name a person you hate? - my coworker tom hahahah
90. Name a person you love? - my mom and dad ❤️
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? - everyday I come to work and I see the person I want to punch. 
92. In a fight with someone? - not currently
93. How many sweatpants do you have? - prob 5 
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? - including the ones I gave to tamissa probably 10 but I only wear like 2 
95. Last movie you watched? - frozen 
96. Favourite actress? - I reaaaallly love Jessica capshaw l
97. Favourite actor? - Dave Franco
98. Do you tan a lot? - nah not really 
99. Have any pets? - yup. 3 doggos and 6 outside cats. 
100. How are you feeling? - extremely tired 
101. Do you type fast? - kind of yup
102. Do you regret anything from your past? - answered 
103. Can you spell well? - oh yeah. I’m really bad for correcting my friends spelling and grammar. 
104. Do you miss anyone from your past? - unfortunately I do a lot. 
105. Ever been to a bonfire party? - you betcha 
106. Ever broken someone’s heart? - not that I’m aware of
107. Have you ever been on a horse? - yessss
108. What should you be doing? - working hahah
109. Is something irritating you right now? - not overly 
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? - yup. It sucked. 
111. Do you have trust issues? - yup
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? - honestly I think it was my mom dad and girlfriend. I was leaning against the bathtub, checking out the new shower head I bought and the carpet slipped out from under me and I smashed my ribs on the edge of the tub. 
113. What was your childhood nickname? - boo boo. Or jannaboo
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? -you bet I have!
115. Do you play the Wii? - I do yes 
116. Are you listening to music right now? -negative. 
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? - when I’m sick yes 
118. Do you like Chinese food? - fucking love it. There’s an amazing Chinese place the next town over. It’s the best. 
119. Favourite book? - I really liked its kind of a funny story. 
120. Are you afraid of the dark? -not afraid of the dark, just afraid of what’s in it. 
121. Are you mean? - I can be yes 
122. Is cheating ever okay? - never. 
123. Can you keep white shoes clean? - only for like a week or 2
124. Do you believe in love at first sight? - yes
125. Do you believe in true love? - yes
126. Are you currently bored? - I am. It’s extremely slow at work today. 
127. What makes you happy? - my girlfriend, dogs, family and obvi food. I get real hangry if I don’t eat. 
128. Would you change your name? - nope I like it!
129. What your zodiac sign? - cancer 
130. Do you like subway? - I love subway. 
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? - yolo I like girls. 
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? - I think this is on here twice. Either my girlfriend or Ashley. 
133. Favourite lyrics right now? - no reason to stay is a good reason to go. 
134. Can you count to one million? - probably but I wouldn’t attempt it. 
135. Dumbest lie you ever told? - i can’t even remember 
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? - well if I had a door, closed. The whole upstairs part of my house is mine haha
137. How tall are you? - 5’7”
138. Curly or Straight hair? - answered 
139. Brunette or Blonde? - answered
140. Summer or Winter? - ahhh I like winter because it’s fun to quad in. But summer I like the warmth and I can still take the quad through mud. 
141. Night or Day? - day. I’m not a night person anymore. 
142. Favourite month? - July
143. Are you a vegetarian? -nope
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? - dark
145. Tea or Coffee? - both. I’ve been on a tea kick lately. 
146. Was today a good day? - yeah it’s been okay. 
147. Mars or Snickers? - snickers 
148. What’s your favourite quote? - you miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take. 
149. Do you believe in ghosts? - you bet I do. 
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page? - “SECTION IV- TOXICOLOGICAL PROPERTIES OF PRODUCT”

[ectobreeze]

4got 2 ppst these. bro makes him dress up.