Your name is John Egbert, and you have just realized you’re the luckiest guy in the world.
(Any pronouns for Nepeta, He/They for John, and He/She for Dave.)
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thinking about john n davesprite n dave
what happens when he finds out its not just a bird dave thing but a dave thing.....
the idea hes built up of The Real Dave comes crashing down
like things were def made worse by being stuck together for 3 years with noone else n all of the extra issues davesprite has On top of all the normal dave bs
but like, fuuuckkkkkkk
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r/FifthWorldProblems
ROSE: I asked god what the most unlikely thing in the universe was. He replied.
ROXY: my daughter identyfies as a small group of words standing 2gether as a conceptual unit typically formin a component of a clause. should i be worried or is it just a phrase?
CALIBORN: I RECENTLY CANCELLED MY SuBSCRIPTION TO TIME. NOW EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING AT ONCE.
JOHN: you’re stuck in second person and you can’t get out. help you. help you. please. help you.
DAVEPETA: B33 < how combustible is gender fluid?
DIRK: I just broke the 5th wall, so now my audience knows they are also fictional.
TEREZI: SO P1 1S 3X4CTLY THR33 NOW 4ND 1 DONT L1K3 1T 4T 4LL >:/
ARADIA: my (101010F) m0irail is n0w identifying as n0n-binary. i want t0 be supp0rtive but wtf is a 2? 0_0
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completed movie night commission for @space--dog with some cuddly Jade and Davepeta and their beleaguered but delighted pillow John!
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Davenep (or Dovenep)!
So I know that mod aqua already posted t4t Davenep, but I had already planned on posting this today. I just have really shitty internet. Anyways this was for both a Davenep and Female Dave and Male Nepeta request. Enjoy!
- Mod John
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