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delileaf · 7 months

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bitches be like oh charles smith save me charles smith your so charles smith and chalres smith and who am i kidding IM bitches pls god save me charles smi

#charles smith #i’m crying #i love him #i’m also drunk #can u tell #deli speaks?

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spinaholi · 1 year

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on the scale of joining a church knighthood with your recently demoted preist friend who’s completely lost his mind to becoming a war criminal and orchestrating the assassination of two major political figures (from the same family no less), how are you handling the break up?

#sir colin is doing his best juggling the remains of raphaniel’s mind #deli and karna r just in their hot shit era murdering candians like it’s no big deal 😭#dimension 20 #the ravening war #the ravening war spoilers #thane delissandro katzon #colin provolone #spina speaks

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gordonsicedcoffee · 8 months

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mans got that clickbait youtube video kinda-face

#all I can think about when I see him #well no. that's a lie. I can also think [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [REDACTED] [redacted]#<-but we aren't speaking on That @ this time #peter strahm #saw #sawposting #mine #cannot believe they named a character in saw after a type of deli meat. these movies are so unserious smh

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nyuheartbreak · 4 months

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hi i normally don't talk or interact with posts much because im shy BUT

first of all thank you all for the recent support on my art, genuinely means a lot to me

second of all (and something more funnier)

the recent surge of fake posts (basically the isat universe found access to tumblr) are so funny to me, because yes the existence of tumblr is VERY funny but PLEASE CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING

imagine, the party is in the house

then maybe mirabelle goes like "haha sorry guys give me a second" AND PULLS A BLINDING IPHONE 13 PRO MAX

#i'm speaking hiii!!! hello!!#isat #in stars and time #there is something so funny about everything in the isat universe being fantasy themed #AND THEN!!! BAM!!! PHONES AND TUMBLR ARE REAL!! RUN NOW!!#also shout out to the isat community #yall are very funny #ALSO ALSO ALSO!!! never introduced myself hiii im deli nice to meet you all....#okay im done talking now

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snepfeathers · 5 days

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sliced turkey + kewpie mayo + dill pickle + a lil pepper is. heavenly tbh

#it's that time of night where I start eating deli meat in front of the open fridge door like an animal #storm speaking #if my to-do list were a hair shorter I'd probably doodle Zeph being a gremlin like this but alas #I need to put my drawing energy into getting these comms out of the way. I feel bad if I don't get client stuff done first #something something it feels like eating dessert before dinner. idk

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bright-and-burning · 5 months

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the charles pics w the big pants and the big blue top like im sorry but he looks like he’s about to tell me where i can get the good gabagool in town completely unprompted

#i hope this makes sense to other ppl. but he is LITERALLYYYY giving italian american new jersey man working at the gas station #pumping people’s gas and hyping up his cousin’s sandwich shop/deli spot down the road #cl #mia24 #as an aside the linguistics of italian americans are soooo interesting lol #read an article abt how a guy went back to his like parents’ hometown in italy #and everyone was like why the fuck is this 30 year old speaking like a 70 year old #cuz i guess things just crystallized over her #here*. anyways!

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irlpretear · 1 year

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artists that FUCKING GET IT

#they get it. they soooo get it #the oozes #zand #lustsickpuppy #deli girls #babylungs #hollis speaks

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royaltea000 · 5 months

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obligatory shilling for my fics because I exclusively write Gilbussy and Gilbussy accessories (ie breeding kink, etc) that may be to ur taste >:3c (but no pressure at all aldnekfkfjfjf)

You will be hearing from me later. (pos/ threat)

#I am going to do something drastic #I AM LOOKING AT THE TAGS RIGHT NOW PROOSH #I AM EATING THEM WITH MY EYES AS WE SPEAK #I need to be home free right this second to read them #I feel like a street dog drooling through a deli window rn

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fantrollology · 10 months

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what food would your characters bring to a potluck

#fledge would bring. bread #spec speaks #jc is bringing Klondike bars.#lauren is bringing good wine #buttons bringin Mac n cheese #iggy bringing something storebought premade from the deli section #uhhhh

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delileaf · 9 months

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officially decided i shant ever write again. decided i suck. if u need me ill be smoking a cigarette at the bus stop and lamenting .

#okay this is just a rant dont listen to me #just really think i am possibly the worst writer ever #feels bad man #posting this on tunblr dot com cos if i rant irl ppl r just like 'no im sure ur great :)' UR WRONG #genuinley debating abt quitting my fic though cos its actually rly bad?#if youve read all my tags no you didnt i just need to get this out of my system cos im FRUSTRATED #writing is fun but honestly bums me out when i read it back cos all i can think abt is how bad it is.#deli speaks?#i dont even smoke

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corvid-gremlin-official · 2 months

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every time i get a pastrami sandwich on rye at the deli downtown across from the performing arts theatre i think of shelby shubble

#corvid speaks #my post #shelby shubble #pastrami sandwich #the local deli is awesome i love them so much #i come here for lunch/dinner when i’m doing shows and spending (up to) 16 hour days in the theatre

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batemanofficial · 6 months

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we've established that if you come in to a restaurant ten minutes before closing you're gonna get subpar service but if you come in AFTER we close the only thing i'll tell the servers to let you order is a knuckle sandwich

#speak friend and enter #a table of EIGHT PEOPLE came in at TEN O'CLOCK and just SAT THEMSELVES DOWN #for reference the restaurant i work at is a 'please wait to be seated' kinda place #and we were already packed up. everything was off. all my stuff was in the fridge in delis. BUT ALAS

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allthegothihopgirls · 2 months

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my cat who is notoriously uninterested in eating human food, and freakishly content with just having a sniff of whatever i'm eating, has decided that deli chicken slices are the one thing he's going to be feral over.

#i fed him the tiniest slither bc i know that although it's not great for them. a little won't hurt #and then he ran away all calm???? like he was so happy with just the tiniest piece #but before that. completely crazy. from the second i grabbed it from the fridge #following me from room to room. staring at it intensely. trying to get a smell of the bag.#rotisserie chicken is one of the things i do give him some of when we have it. never deli chicken though?????#and when he eats normal chicken most of the time i'm the one hunting him down and getting him to focus enough to want it #because he likes it. but actually just doesn't care enough #alden updates #gothihop speaks

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queerlycarter · 16 days

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all these fucking food recalls are a fucking NIGHTMARE

i already have to fight my brain half the time about eating things! im already having to talk myself out of the idea that its gonna fucking poison me! and now it's like. well. honestly, it might! who knows!!

guy who gets his food fears validated repeatedly. jesus fuck

#that on top of eating already being a goddamn chore because my body & brain are fucked up from years of ED #and it being hard as hell to feed myself bc of money and fatigue #and working food service im like. well how many delis actually thoroughly cleaned their shit after the listeria outbreak.#how many of them sanitized their sliders and cooler shelves and shit properly #whoever slashed food production regulations im fucking coming for you.#cant remember who it was but i remember that happening several years ago #and honestly im surprised it took this long for the consequences #carter speaks

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rifleonthewall · 9 months

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hi friends.. havent been thinking much abt fos outside of the oc one im making

#sey speaks #he ran like a bakery/deli type think and beat up someone for me in my dreams #< i had a string of nightmares and this was the only good part

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skautism · 2 months

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i’d commit heinous crimes for a pubsub right now

#save me publix deli :(#rzr speaks

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