#demetri alexopoulos imagine

[gemini-sensei]

In honor of the first day of fall, I couldn't help but think of Demetri's monster cock in a pair of grey sweats😵‍💫and him not even realizing why his girl is suddenly like a cat in heat trying to get on his dick

OMGGG yesss

I just have this image of him standing, stretching his arms up and his shirt lifts to reveal his stomach a bit, and your eyes trail down further to the imprint of his long, fat cock down the leg of his sweats 🤤

No, he would not understand what has made his girlfriend ready to go feral. He sits down and suddenly her curvy body is glued to his side, she's feeling up his chest and speaking hotly in his ear. He'll be so startled and clueless as to what has her so frisky all of a sudden. Her hands on him are nothing unless they're in public, to which he will get embarrassed and complain; he just pushes her hands away as politely as possible with a weary smile her way. "Please, please wait 'til we get back to my place."

"I can't wait that long," she whines.

If she could hop on that dick in public and ride him to high heaven, she would.

And no, she doesn't tell him why or how he's gotten her so horny suddenly. She just begs him to fix it and keep wearing those sweats 😈😈😈

[sensei-venus]

Thinking about Robby with his tiny chubby girlfriend who is always bubbly. She's always bouncing around trying to do something. There is never a dull moment with her. Robby is the complete opposite. He's more mellow than she is by a good mile but it works. Both of them try new things together and encourage the other to go out and do things.

Reader always ends up sitting on his lap or cuddling up next to him when they are around each other. Practically glued to each other. Reader laughs at almost everything Robby says, he loves to whisper things in her ear and she just cracks up. Covering her mouth as she laughs, it's adorable to watch and he always ends up smiling a little about it.

Demetri always gets flustered when he catches them together.

Deep down he might have started to develop a crush on the two of them after getting to know them better. Robby is handsome and so strong, Reader is so sweet and adorable. It's like a weird awakening when he finds out they are a couple. Suddenly he wants to be between them in more ways than one. Hawk knows about this the minute he catches him staring at the couple from afar.

It's a normal day of training when Reader stops by to hang out with Robby during their break. Sitting together while they chat about going out later that week. Robby says something with a grin which makes Reader giggle a little. Hawk looks over to Demetri to find him all big-eyed with flushed cheeks just watching them. He snaps the boy out of his little trance by slapping him in the back. He flinches under the touch and looks away from the happy little duo. The mohawked teen just smirks at him for a while which has the taller boy shying away pretty quickly. After that day things just get even more awkward for poor crush-stricken Demetri.

Reader is the first to take notice of the new set of eyes that have started watching her from afar. She finds it adorable at first, just looking over to find the boy watching her. Eyes scattering around the minute he was caught. It was adorable to watch and she couldn’t help but smile and wave every single time. Robby caught on soon enough to Demetri’s little game. He couldn’t help but catch him looking at his girl multiple times, glaring at him within seconds. But at some point Reader just laughs whispering in his ear that he’s been watching not only her but him too.

For a split second shock is written all over his face.

Should they mess with the lanky boy a little bit?

[magewritesstories]

[ ᴄᴏʙʀᴀ ᴋᴀɪ ] ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ ɪ.

summary: a few blurbs of the original miyagi do’s and what happens when they meet your parents. (Cobra’s will be up soon as well) TW: none, just cute fluff note: i feel like i’m getting back into my cobra kai phase— btw i will definitely write full fics of these if someone wants them! and sam’s blurb’s family dynamic is most definitely based off of ant-man lol. Oh and, there’s a note at the end too!

ʀᴏʙʙʏ ᴋᴇᴇɴᴇ — ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇʀᴠᴏᴜꜱ ᴏɴᴇ

Robby looked at his clothes; plain jeans, a white t-shirt and a blue flannel. To say he was nervous was an understatement. The brunet had spent an hour practicing with his friends how to greet your parents and answer questions they might have for him beforehand. 

The boy in blue knocked on your door three times and waited patiently for someone to answer. He really hoped you would be the one to open it.

“Hello,” An older woman greeted, she was wearing a white sweater and some comfortable pants, “You must be Robby,” She said with a smile, as she ushered him inside. She had your smile— or well, you had her smile, he supposed.

Robby smiled, holding out the box of chocolates Demetri had made him buy (“It gives off a good impression!”) and nodded.

“Y/N, Robby’s here!” She shouted, making her way towards the kitchen counter. That’s where Robby found the next member of your family; your dad was sitting at the marmer counter scrolling through his phone.

He stood up, and Robby realized he had the same warm look in his eyes as you always do. The man held out his hand, “Robby, pleasure to finally meet you.” The brunet shook his hand, “Pleasure’s all mine, sir.”

You came storming into the kitchen and wrapped your arms around him in greeting, giggling slightly as Robby turned and leaned down to hug you.

“Gross, get a room!”

The entire family turned to the person sitting on the couch, headset over his head, eyes still trained on the TV-screen in front of him, where there was a large screen displaying Watch Dogs on it.

You rolled your eyes, “You’re just jealous,” You replied, sticking your tongue out at your older brother.

“Kids, behave,” You’re mother said sternly, although there was a smile on her face at the look of her children’s antics. You nodded, dragging Robby over to the couch, making a point of accidentally bumping your sibling’s should as you sat down. 

Robby listened to your back and forth teasing— quietly, of course, so that your mother couldn’t hear— and laughed slightly. Your dad joined you on the couch, as he teasingly told your brother he would be so much better at the game than him.

Robby laughed along as your family teased each other or laughed and told the others stories over dinner. He could definitely get used to this.

ꜱᴀᴍᴀɴᴛʜᴀ ʟᴀʀᴜꜱꜱᴏ — ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ꜰᴀᴠᴏᴜʀɪᴛᴇ

“Oh, Sam, you’re such a sweetheart,” You’re mom smiled, as the brunette helped set the table. You rolled your eyes as your mom sent you a mocking glare, “This one over here never helps around.”

Your stepdad laughed, “Now, now, honey, that’s not true,” The older man came to your defense, “Y/N helps out plenty.”

You sent him a grateful glance, turning to your girlfriend, “I can’t believe you’ve been here for two hours and you’re already the favourite,” You huffed, pouting slightly.

Sam let out a sweet laugh, putting down the last piece of cutlery. “Don’t worry, sweetie, you’ll always be my favourite,” Your dad said, sending you a super cheesy grin.

“Sam knows how to make pizza.”

“Sam, you’re my favourite daughter-in-law.”

“Dad!” You protested loudly, cheeks burning bright red at the suggestion made by your dad. Sam giggled— although her cheeks were red as well— and replied, “I’m your only daughter-in-law, Mr Y/L/N.”

At this point you were certain you were as red as a cherry. Sam’s hand brushed slightly against yours as you both reached for the meal. 

“Sam, now that you’ve reached favourite child status,” Your stepdad piped up, “Would you like to know about the time Y/N electrocuted herself?” 

“Which one of the three times?” Your mom added laughingly. You groaned burying your face on your hands. Your parents continued to tell your girlfriend about some embarrassing stories, and you felt like sinking in to the ground. Sam on the other hand was laughing loudly at the aneqdotes. 

She looked stunning, smiling as your dad told her about the time you’d ran into his house in the middle of the night because you’d finished the Song Of Achilles and needed someone to rant to.

“You know she did that with me too,” You mom spoke, as your dad finished his story. You all turned to her questioningly, “What’re you talking—” You started, but you quickly cut yourself off, realising what she was talking about, “No!”

It was too late though. You mom jokingly told Sam about the time you’d stormed into her room, exclaiming that you’d kissed Sam, and had no idea what to do next.

“I’m starting to regret this,” You mumbled, as you grabbed some ice-cream. Sam smiled at you and placed a quick kiss on you cheek, “Don’t, I’m having a lot of fun.”

You sighed, smiling at the sight of your girlfriend and family enjoying their time together. This was nice.

[ ᴅᴇᴍᴇᴛʀɪ ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴘᴏʟᴏᴜꜱ ]  ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴡᴏʀʀɪᴇᴅ

“So you’re not worried at all?” You asked incredulously, staring at your boyfriend sitting at the wheel. Demetri shook his head, “Nope.”

You stared at him in surprise. The two of you were on your way to a super fancy restaurant your dad had insisted on, so that Demetri— your boyfriend of two months— could meet your parents.

“Why not?” You asked, remembering how nervous you were about meeting his mom and little sister. The black-haired boy smiled, “I was a delight to have in class,” He replied, “You’re parents are gonna love me.”

You laughed at the comparison, slightly shaking your head. He wasn’t wrong though; your mom liked all your boyfriends ( “If they make you happy, I like them.”), your dad was a different story.

He hadn’t liked any of your previous boyfriends— although now that you look back, you didn’t blame him. All of them had been trouble. But Demetri wasn’t like that, you were fairly sure the boy— despite doing karate— was incapable of hurting a fly.

Once Demetri’s car, which was really his mom’s, was parked, the two of you made your way to your parents.

The restaurant was small, despite being fancy, and your parents had chosen a small table on the terrace. Your mom was the first one to greet you both, speed-walking her way over to you.

Demetri held out his hand in greeting, but she swiftly ignored it, wrapping her arms around him instead. Your dad opted for a curt nod before looking back at the menu, “I hope you two don’t mind we ordered appetizers.”

You sighed at your dad’s apprehensiveness; Demetri didn’t seemed to mind the cold behaviour, opting to happily answer all the questions your mom bombarded him with.

At an offhanded mention of karate, your dad perked up “Karate?” Demetri nodded, “I started it during sophomore year out of self-defense, but it’s become somewhat of a hobby now.”

Your dad sent you a meaningful glance, but your mom quickly cut in before he could continue, “Speaking of school,” She said, clasping her hands together, “Where are you planning on going to college?”

You couldn’t help but grin. You were hoping someone would ask this question— preferably your dad, but you couldn’t be picky— this was your ace, after all.

“I got into Cal Tech and MIT, but I’m not sure which one I’m going to yet,” Demetri replied, a slight dust of red coating his cheek. 

Your mom clapped excitedly, “Oh, that’s amazing!” You dad seemed surprised as well, although he was much better at hiding it. “Something wrong, dad?” You asked smugly.

“No, nothing, those are very prestigious universities,” He replied, “But they’re not exactly neighbouring Berkeley.”

“Well, you and mom did three years of long distance,” You shrugged, “We’re planning on breaking your record.”

For the first time that night, you’re dad actually smiled. You felt a sense of victory wash over you, and clearly so did Demetri as he grabbed a hold of your hand under the table. If the adults noticed the movement, they didn’t comment on it.

By the end of dinner you were smiling happily, and Demetri had even managed to get a few laughs out of your dad with his dumb jokes. Once the two of you reached your car, Demetri turned to you, “So, how’d I do?”

You smiled even wider— if that was even possible— and replied: “They loved you.”

Demetri grinned, “Told you they would.” You rolled your eyes at his smugness, but you couldn’t help the sense of relief taking over your body. The night had gone well, and your parents, both of them, liked Demetri. What more could a girl want?

word count; 1400 words note; I hope you liked it, leave a comment if you did or if you just have something you wanna say. My inbox is always open to requests! links; part ii, my cobra kai masterlist

[clarencethemouse]

Demetri Alexopoulos Relationship Headcanons

I got carried away...

this boy literally doesn’t know how to handle it

I’m sorry, but Demetri is the most clueless one on the show

have you seen the way he tried to flirt on the show? Like that for you, but 20x worse. Cause it’s you

and look at you... of course he’s gonna trip over a pencil on his way to share a super cool fun fact no one asked for. And then play it off cool when you look his way and try to spill a smart remark that only ends up with a stammering mess and word vomit

and we adore him for it

and clearly you did too. He doesn’t know how it worked for him, but here you are: dressed up for a date with him

unimaginable, he insists-

is prepared and will rant about the latest comic book in his possession for upwards of an hour on end. And you support him and appreciate his passions

r i g h t ???? yes :)

okay this is something I’ve been imagining

so he has a Bean in his room. You know those giant bean bag chairs that are half the size of a couch? A Bean. He has one in his room. And when you sleep over, that’s your home

his parents trust you two in the room at night cause they know you live on the Bean. And that thing is only really comfortable with one person’s weight sinking in

you’ve considered stealing the Bean on multiple occasions

but how could you pull this off? How could you pull it out his door, down the hall, down the stairs, and out the front door into your car without anyone noticing? 

this is one of your life’s biggest questions

would he give it to you if you just asked nicely? Ha. No. It’s his Bean. Get your own

okay I feel like his parents are divorced, and you’ve only met one of them 

the other one doesn’t know of your existence cause Demetri never sees or talks to them

(idk what canon has to say about this, but I don’t care. At all. Because my word goes now)

Hawk kinda scares you not gonna lie

Miguel and Sam are cool about you, though

okay bear with me hear

my gut is speaking to me

this is coming to me like an oracle in my dreams

he tried two times to ask you to prom, one of which was before you were together

the first time he got up to face you very far ahead of time, got out four words, and promptly excused himself. You politely waited for him to come back, which never happened

then the second time happened. You realized what he was trying to stammer out after two rambled sentences and you just popped the question yourself

you should have seen his face

I truly and utterly believe this man was dumbfounded

he knew you would agree

it was still a shocker

Hawk tagged along on your prom date, which you didn’t mind, given when he had just gone through

he thought you minded, and politely dipped out without warning midway through

which led to you and Demetri hosting a search party for him for about an hour

you had to let Demetri abandon the effort a little when he started hyperventilating over the thought of his best friend being kidnapped

Hawk was just chilling by the car, though

but that’s beside the point

couples costumes

and the most offhand ones, too

not Anakin and Padme

not salt and pepper

no, you two went as freaking Captain Crunch and the berries one year

and you rocked it

it does stress you sometimes when he gets so down and pessimistic

you know he thinks that way about your relationship, but only cause it’s his first defensive instinct to assume danger and disappointment

you make it your mission not to let him down

he deserves better than what he expects from the world

this is a fun relationship

can be a little stressful at times. But aren’t we all?

---

please this was fun to think about

Robin

[roadkill-writes]

Party animals

Pairing: Eli ‘Hawk’ Moskowitz x female!reader

Prompt: "I’m not gonna be here when she breaks your heart" And “Are you going to tell him?”

Word count: 6.1 pages · 2,208 words

Warning(s): Swearing, underage drinking, name calling, Hawk being stupid

Part 2

You told Demetri there was no way you were going to the party at Moon's house and some how here you were, getting dragged through the front door of her house by none other than your dojo member Miguel. Somehow within the first few minutes of being in the house Miguel patted you on the back and disappeared into the crowed of school mates and people you've never met before. You slowly made your way through the house, having to push a few teens out of the way while doing so, running into Moon finally. 

"Oh my god, (Y/n)! Demetri said you weren't coming I didn't expect you to be here. Drinks are in the kitchen and kegs in the backyard." She had a wide smile on her face, red solo cup in hand the only indicator is was a real high school party and not the kind you, Eli and Demetri used to have. You gave her a smile back not wanting to seem rude with her knowing you didn't want to be here. "Yeah, ended up having a change of plans and thought why not come over for the fun." You knew that was a lie but couldn't muster up the guts to tell her the real reason why you didn't want to show. Scanning the crowd you seen the one person you did want to avoid here, that person being Demetri in question. "Well I'm so glad you could make it (Y/n). I'm gonna get back in there go have fun." She gestured over her shoulder back towards the living room where Demetri was. Once she turned around to leave you spun around to part ways but ended up running face first into someone's chest. You stumbled back a few steps taking a look to see who it was. 

"What were you two talking about?" You had a confused look on your face. "Hawk?"  He gave you a stupid flirty smile like he normally does, handing you a red cup full of who knows what. "Here princess, drink up." Taking the cup from his hand and taking a sip, that damned nickname he decided to call you since he turned into “Hawk” and god did it ruffle your feathers. It was liquor mixed with little to no coke, this wasn’t your first rodeo but god was liquor not your go to drink, especially with little to no mixer in it as well. “Jeez I know you’re a badass now but no mixer? What’s wrong with you?” You choked out a small laugh, looking around at everyone. 

Hawk gave you a friendly chuckle with a smile and took a sip of his own drink. “It’s honestly something you just get used to. But what were you two ladies talking about?” 

You threw a playful smile on your face you knew about Hawk and Moon’s old relationship and you knew how hung up on her he was. “Oh, you know just the usual; nails, hair and how I’m gonna beat your ass if you don’t stay out of my business.” Punching hawk in the shoulder, but immediately turning your attention to the the cheering going on out back. 

Making your way out of the sliding glass doors onto the back porch to be met with the crown of people standing around Tory and some random guy standing on bar stools on one foot chugging out of red solo cups as the crowd cheered ‘chug! chug! chug!’ Watching as Tory gulped down her cup swiftly. You clapped and cheered her along as the guy fell down off of his stool while Tory held her cup to rejoice in her winnings throwing the cup down to the ground and yelling into the crowd who wanted to challenge her next and both you and Tory loved challenging each other at the dojo sho what could be the damage in taking up her offer. 

“Who wants to go next!” 

“Hey, miss sunshine! I’ll take ya up on your offer!” You held on to some poor guys shoulder as you climbed atop of the wooden bar stool your chunky heel of your ankle boots making a clonking noise at it made contact, being handed a red solo cup. You and Tory both stared at each other with a gleam in your eyes a challenge in which who could hold their alcohol and themselves up better on one foot. Tory definitely knew how to hand her alcohol but you’ve seen her sparring at the dojo you’ve out balanced her plenty of times to know you could win this you just had to hold on longer than she could, obviously.

”New game!” Both you and Tory raised your cups in a cheering motion inches away from clinking the plastic cups together, raising one leg up just like a flamingos and all at once the crowd started just as they had been earlier when you walked out shouting, Chug! Chug! Chug!. Tory gulped down her drink in fast succession as you slowly started to down yours, this wasn’t a race of who could drink the fastest just of who could stand on one leg drunken longer. Tory had been at this game long before you had stepped outside so she couldn’t last much longer could she?

Finishing your drink here some people on the crowd cheering for you long with stingray and some girl he brought along. Getting handed another cup, downing that one a bit quicker this time you began to sway a bit as the wind pushed through, Tory couldn’t help but smirk as you tried to ground yourself to stop the swaying.

”Is it getting too much for you, freak?”

You crumbled the empty cup in your hand before throwing in to the ground not caring who it hit on the way down. “Not yet, but you couldn’t possibly last much longer sunshine!” 

Yes to everyone else it might seem as if you and Tory actually hated each other but in all honesty that’s just how you’ve acting towards each other since you’ve became friends, saying rude things to each other in challenges to push each other to do better. You called her sunshine because of the very clear difference of her attitude to the seemingly nice name, everyone could tell Tory’s attitude was anything but Mrs.sunshine. And she called you what’re the hell she felt like would fit in the moment but sometimes you still felt as if there was some truth behind her words as you were in fact a freak. Hung out with people of a much lower popularity class as everyone else at least that’s how most people see it. 

Taking another cup from a hand in the crowd, Tory doing the same the crowd began again yelling Chug! Over and over again. Both of you about six maybe seven cups in and now moving onto shot of vodka holding the shot glass in your hand you began to sway you noticed that you had almost put your foot down but focused and steadied yourself. 

“How ya doing over there, (y/l)?” Tory gave you a smirk.

”Oh I could do this all night.” You threw back your shot and threw it to the ground. And just like that Toriywas laying on her back, the stool had kicked out from beneath her. 

“Guess someone couldn’t hold their liquor, huh?” You looked down on Tory from atop of your stool. Tory gave you a disgusted look as you stepped down off of the stool, throwing out your hand you helped pick Tory up from the ground.

”Good game there sunshine.” You smiled and jokingly judged she arm with your elbow. 

“Didn’t think you’d be able to hold your liquor sweetheart. But Monday in the dojo a new challenge.”

”Oh you’re so on Tory!” You patted her on the back accepting the challenge turning to walk back inside to the kitchen. At this point the world was spinning a bit but eh you would manage, mixing up another drink of vodka and whatever mixer was laying around on the counter.

“(Y/n)? I thought you said you were coming.” Whipping your head around to me met with Demetri with a confused but saddened looking face. you knew it was inevitable that you weren’t going to avoid on of your friends for long but god why did it have to be while you were drunk.

“Demetri, hey!” You couldn’t notice the slight slurring in your words but he definitely could. “Here take a sip you look a lot more sober than I am now.” Pushing your drink towards his face.

Demetri pushed the cup out of his face, ”You know drinking isn’t going to make you forget about him you know.” 

Chugging down your cup and angrily placing it back on the counter before trying to start making another one. “I don’t know what you’re talking about Demetri. I’m having fun, letting loose ya know. Now drop it.” 

He shook his head in frustration and pursed his lips together before stating, “Are you going to tell him? Or am I going to have to? This is the longest running running secret I’ve kept and believe it or not it’s eating at me.”

”Gonna tell who what?” Hawk stood across the kitchen island from you both. You swore your heart stopped beating in that moment in time as your eyes connected.

“Hawk… it’s nothing drop it.” You grabbed your mixed drink and went to step away.

”She’s been in love with you for years and you’re to blindly in love with Moon to see it!” 

You felt your cup slipping out of your hand as Demetri blurted out your entire life secret the one that’s been eating away at you for years, the one you stayed up at night thinking about constantly, the one that made you avoid playing truth in truth or dare. The one that made you join karate in hopes that maybe then he’d see.

You didn’t stick around to see what you come out of either of their mouths, making a b-line out of the kitchen pushing and shoving people out of your way to the nearest set of stairs to get way from everything and then everyone. Shutting yourself away into a bathroom with your back up against a way in hopes no one would be bothered to come looking for you. The sound of knocking pushed you out of your trance of running through your own head. 

“It’s occupied!”

Another laps of knocking came from the other side.

”For fucks sake I said it was occupied!”

Again more knocking and at this point you were drunk and beginning to get more angry than you already were quickly unlocking the door and swinging it open, “Can’t you fucking lis-“

You hastily tried to shut the door again as a foot got stuck in the door, “Hawk go away.” You felt defeated, absolutely drug through the mud.

”(Y/n), you’re drunk and I don’t think you should be alone right now.” He started to push the door open some more, you just stepped back believing you’d be strong enough in your drunken state to push against the door to keep him out. 

Closing the door behind him and leaning up against the sink while you stood across from him in your original position against the wall. “Why didn’t you tell me sooner?”

“And what exactly was I supposed to say to you? Oh hey Eli I’ve been I love with you since middle school please date me!” You flapped your arms around as you spoke. 

Hawks breathe hitched when you heard you call him Eli for the first time in a while. “I’ve liked you too for a while but I’m sorta with Moon and you know that.” Hawk across his arms over his chest.

That made your blood boil that he’s still pining after a girl who’s clearly not interested in him anymore at this point you were in fact shouting in anger, “Oh please Eli, she doesn’t like you anymore! Why don’t you see that?”

Hawk dropped his arms down to his sides in disbelief of your words, “We’re on a break dude and I’m trying to win her back over!” 

It was now a screaming match between the two of you and your didn’t care who heard you at this point. “I’ve been your friend for a while now Eli and I’m definitely not afraid to tell you that you’re a fucking idiot she’s clearly moved on did you not see her in the living room arm wrapped around that other girl!”

”Maybe we shouldn’t be friends then anymore if you’re going to try make me feel stupid about my decisions!”

”Fine then Eli I’m not gonna be here when she breaks your heart!” You swung the bathroom door open and pushed past Eli to get out of the door making sure you push your shoulder into his as you went past. Can’t believe Demetri and how stupid Eli is being

[fodenswhore]

cobra kai s5 rant

- thoroughly enjoyed this season, i thought it was funny, not as cringey as previous seasons and the fight scenes were so so good. however, there were a few things that really annoyed me or made me question why i have a netflix account. here they are:

pregnancy storyline - when i tell you this plot annoyed the fuck outta me, i mean it. as soon as carmen said ‘i’m late johnny’ i was like oh for fuck sake and i had to pause the tv and resist the urge to smack my head off a wall. it’s such an unnecessary storyline and it aggravated me every time it was mentioned throughout the rest of the season. like, come on writers, could you be any more predictable? and don’t get me wrong, i think babies are cute n stuff, but throwing a baby into a book or a show just ruins it for me. also, johnny runs from all of his problems so who’s to say he won’t do the same when things get challenging with his new baby?

robby - i love love love robby, but the way he gets treated is not it. whilst johnny is funny i’ve come to the realisation that he is a really shitty person. he only acknowledges his own feelings and doesn’t care about anyone else’s - especially robby’s. and robby’s reaction to the pregnancy threw me off guard. he was happy??? he deserves to be angry about it, hell i would be. his dad literally neglected him his whole life and is now having a baby with miguel’s mum? i’d be more than pissed. robby needs a hug and i volunteer to give him one, he deserves the world <3

carmen and johnny - carmen really pissed me off this season idk why, she just did. like babe, how are you gonna have a child with a man who still acts like one😭😭😭 and johnny annoyed me too, he literally prioritised everything over robby. and then when he forced robby and miguel to fight out their issues as if those issues didn’t literally stem from him being a better father figure to miguel than he was an actual father to robby (i am glad they’re all good now tho).

silver - even just his face annoys me, had to hold myself back from punching the tv every time he had a scene. he’s a good villain though.

kenny and kyler - oh my god. i physically recoil anytime kyler has a scene, he’s so cringe it’s actually painful to watch. kenny also annoyed me as well, like bro i think you’ve messed with anthony enough, leave him alone now. and then when he tried intimidating robby and miguel, like honey know your place x

sam - now sam annoys me every season, i reallyyy want to like her but i just can’t. this season however, she did annoy me significantly less than usual. although she did make miguel’s circumstances in mexico about her which was very irritating and then had the audacity to get mad at miguel when he kissed another girl after she’d broken up with him???

okay, rant over. i’m sure there’s more that annoyed me but i can’t remember at the moment. so apart from the pregnancy storyline that it is so stupid, pointless, basic, predictable, annoying, ew and the characters mentioned above (except robby i love him, just the way he was treated annoyed me), the season was really good.

to clarify, i am not hating on the actors at all, i think they all do a brilliant job, this is just my opinion on the characters and storylines which are both entirely fictional :)

times the word annoyed/annoys was used in this rant = 9

[demetriandelibinaryboyfriends]

@allvalley100

Prompt: Rewrite

Pairing: Hawkmetri

***

“You gotta feel the energy. Live in the moment, you know?”

Eli starts walking away. Demetri pulls him back.

“Are you…with that girl now?”

“Her?” Eli laughs, sitting back down. “She’s hot and all, but alphas keep their options open.”

“What kind of options?”

“Whatever they like.”

Live the moment.

Demetri leans in, kissing that smirk.

Eli’s speechless. Demetri’s stomach sinks.

“Maybe I wasn’t feeling the energy properly…”

Then Eli beams.

“Fucking A, dude. That’s the kind of Strike First shit I’m talking about!”

He yanks Demetri in for another round.

Perhaps the McConaughey-ization of Eli Moskowitz isn’t so bad.

***

Because if Demetri had really taken that "live the moment" advice to heart, he would've just leaned in and given Eli a big ol smooch.

And honestly??? With how damn flirty Eli was being by that campfire??? With his recent full embrace of "striking first"??? With him not having fallen far enough down the weird misogynistic dudebro rabbithole where he thinks he has to "win over a girl" to be cool???

I think he would have been into it.

[h0nkch0c0late]

Me staring at the multiple Cobra Kai fics in my drafts, not knowing how to start any of them:

[blahblahblees]

ヽ｀、☁ヽ｀─── cobra kai masterlist

miguel diaz

none

eli “hawk” moskowitz

none

robby keene

delicate (fic on wattpad)

tory nichols

none

samantha “sam” larusso

none

[may-moskowitz]

out of all the ck characters who would you say has a size kink-

This mf.

Demetri Alexopoulos has the biggest size kink aside from Eli, only on the contrary.

Demetri being the tall boy he is brags over the fact that he gets the upper hand in any given situation regarding his partner… especially the intimate ones. I mean just look at his hands compared to yours and tell me you don’t see him get flustered.

Eli on the other hand adores being the smaller one in a relationship, we all know he’s a hidden little spoon. It’s also probably due to the fact that he’s such a fucking pillow princess, it doesn’t take much to get him in a subby headspace. In fact, just him having to look up at his partner is enough to get him going.

AND IMAGINE THEM TOGETHER 😮‍💨🥶

[gemini-sensei]

Best friends Eli, Demetri, and Reader who would go trick or treating every year as little kids. They loved dressing up and showing off their costumes to each other, all their little planning paying off because they're impressed with each other's ideas. Reader giggled and bounced about as she ran around in her costume, unable to wait to go trick or treating for another second.

As they walked house to house, the whole time she held the boys hands. She skipped and jumped, pointing out other cool costumes. The people who were handing out candy complimented their costumes. One yeah, she'd smiled big and did a little twirl on someone's porch to show off her fairy costume . Demetri and Eli kind of giggled as they watched because they already voted that her costume was the best out of them. Demetri came dressed as a classic vampire while Eli was a zombie, in full makeup his mom did for him.

As the years passed, going trick or treating turned into going to school dances. They still dressed up, as the dance dictated one should. Their costumes became more elaborate and thoughtful. They spent weeks in advance thinking them over and putting them together. They got together at someone's house and then we're driven to the school, where they stuck to the walls and stayed to themselves. They were more than okay with that, enjoying each other's company over everyone else's.

Afterwards, they'd go to one of their houses to watch scary or Halloween themed movies. It always turned out to be a good night. They'd do the same thing when actual Halloween night came about, watching movies and eating junk food all night. On the odd year, one of their parents coworkers would ask them to babysit and take their little ones trick or treating, which gave them the opportunity to go out for candy. It was a lot more fun than regular babysitting but it only happened twice. So it was mostly junk food and Scream movies for them.

But as they got into later high school, things changed.

Sophomore year, their routine was the same. Costumes, Halloween dance, movies at home. They hung out by the punch bowl with their new friend Miguel, who tried to get them to branch out and dance with people. There was nonsense in it in their opinion. They never came to dance, only hang out with each other. The night didn't end so well after an incident in boys locker room.

Then junior year, suddenly and sadly, none of them were hanging out together. Halloween night, instead of getting on her costume to hangout with Demetri and Eli, she was putting it on to hand out candy. Ever since they started karate, things hadn't been the same and it depressed her, but she tried not to think about it. Thiugh that was hard when nothing felt right anymore.

Apparently there was a cool people party happening that she wasn't invited to, but Eli - or Hawk as he liked to go by now - was going with his dojo. She wondered if he'd dress up, but she decided not to check instagram to find out. It hurt too much.

And as far as Demetri went, he was too far up Sam LaRusso's ass to pay much attention to Reader anymore. Reader figured he was in love with her or saw her as some kind of karate goddess, or both if Sam were that lucky. He hardly texted Reader ever since she decided to stay out of all the karate drama, suddenly having nothing to say to her if it didn't involve Sam's karate or getting Eli out of Cobra Kai.

She felt utterly alone. She missed Demetri and Eli like crazy. It hurt so much, like there was a hole in her chest where they were supposed to be. But instead of crying, she put on her makeup for the night and pulled on a smile.

The doorbell rang and she hurried to answer it. The first group of trick or treaters stood at her feet and she smiled, grabbing the bowl of candy she had for them. There was a witch, a Ghostface, and a black cat.

"Trick or treat!" They cheered, holding up their buckets.

"Wow! You all look wonderfully wicked," she said, making them giggle. A little girl in a pink princess dress coughed from the back of the group and Reader smiled. "Oh, my highness, my apologies. You look beautiful!"

The girl smiled and Reader passed out the candy, wishing them a Happy Halloween.

It distracted her mind for a few hours, but once she was out of candy, she turned off the porch light and retreated to the living room. She put on a movie, but it didn't feel right without someone to fight over the popcorn bowl with or cuddle up to. It isn't as if she had other friends, but they wouldn't be able to fill the hole anyway. After all, she'd never love them like she does Demtri and Eli.

[sensei-venus]

A First For Everyone~ (Chubby!Reader/Robby/Demetri)

(Unedited) (Reader watches her boyfriends, boyxboy, Anal, Sex Toys, Dry Orgasm, First Time)

Random thought I had while reading some of the old monster dick Demetri stuff. What about where Reader and Robby are together at first but then they bring Demetri into their relationship. Reader is the first one to actually have sex with him and it was a huge event.

But then it's Robby’s turn one day and it's like wow.

Demetri is surprisingly not that embarrassed over it. After having sex with Reader a few times he's no longer as nervous or embarrassed as he use to be. He's not overly confident but he's not backing out or getting scared over the idea of having sex now. He's been craving to fuck Robby by now. Of course he had given him a few hand jobs during the relationship, sucked him off a few dozen times.

But Demetri had yet to actually fuck his ass.

Robby is a little nervous when Reader whips out a plug one day before they all go to work. It's not huge but it's definitely big enough to give him a nice long burn. But with the help of some nice morning head along with a generous amount of lube and work, the plug pops in and starts working to stretch his ass. It's uncomfortable at first but both Reader and Demetri tell him it will lessen over time. So he goes to work, the big metal plug helping to work his ass open for later on.

After a long day of work the fun begins.

Robby's ass is completely stretched and the need to have the plug out is starting to scratch at his mind.

They end up all naked on their shared bed, Robby face down with his ass up. Demetri pulls out more lube. Spilling some on the base of the plug so it drips down to Robby’s tight ring. He gently starts to play with the toy. One hand grips one of his thick ass cheek while the other gently pulls at the plug. He moves it back and forth, pushing and pulling it in and out of the boys asshole. Robby can't believe the noise he makes. He didn't even think about how having the toy stuck up his ass all day would make him so sensitive.

Demetri’s dick just gets harder and harder the more he plays with the shorter boy.

Both Reader and Demetri are in awe as they watch Robby’s ass play with the metal object. Ever so slightly the toy is pulled back by a inch or so only to be sucked back in. It's no surprise that it takes a hard tug to get his ass to let it go. Robby yelp at the bringing and sting of the object being pulled out of him. But Demetri can't hold in the loud moan that leaves him. Watching the way Robby’s once tight hole now gapes. It sits wide open, the ring of tight muscles around his entrance stretched for the moment. Held completely open on its own.

It twitches a little but continues to stay wide open for them. Demetri pulls both of his cheeks apart to get a better view along with Reader. Amazed at what they are witnessing.

Demetri lubs his fat dick up with the help of a few long pumps. Making sure he's all wet so he can finally get a piece of Robby’s sweet ass. He gets up on his long legs and knees and pulls Robby closer to him. It only takes a moment for him to line up his dick to Robby’s spent hole. Every so slowly he pushes in, but there is little to no resistance at all. At first, there is no real force in his ass. The first few inches he slides in with no problem and it has Robby whimpering.

By the time he's at the half way end Robby is groaning in pleasure. His ass finally starts to catch up with the rest of his body. He tightness up once he meets the halfway point.

His eyes start to roll back and his toes curl with every new inch he takes. The feeling of Demetri’s body over his starts to make him all fuzzy feeling. Not to even mention the feeling of having his prostate tapped very few seconds from Demetri’s shaft.

Demetri tried his best to go as slow as he can to bring some kind of comfort to the guy. But the feeling is just good for him to stand. His hands grip at Robby’s tight waist, digging in as he slammed home. His dick slid all the way in, his toned pelvis’s hitting his soft ass perfectly. He grunted and leaned over the smaller boy.

That was all it took to have Robby’s eyes rolling back into his skull. The sound he made was almost inhuman. A mix of a scream and moan flew from his lips. He had never felt something like this in his whole life. He was so full and felt so good. His thighs shook and his mind was completely and utterly gone.

With that his dick went off like a fire house.

His orgasm rocked through his whole body, a mix of fire and ice through his veins.

In a matter of moments his body gave way and flopped down onto the bed. The cum puddle under him meant nothing, it spread over her dick and stomach as it started to slowly seep into the sheets below. It was sticky against his warm belly the feeling alone had him whimpering.

“Did he just-“

“I think he did.”

Demetri wanted to finish himself off but the sharp turn of events had him rethinking. He pulled out with no second thought. His dick twitched even more once he was free. He couldn’t help but watch his boyfriend in awe. The mess he made was starting to stain over the sheets below. It made his gut clench just at the sight. His dick spilled a bit more precum just from looking at him.

Reader watched in awe from the side. Her eyes big and sparking while she looked at her two boyfriends. Pussy throbbing at the sight before her eyes. She loved watching her boys play with each other. This was so different, the sight before her had to be the hottest thing she had ever seen them do together. Her voice shook in pure awe “Robby I can’t believe you just came! All from having Demetri bottom out oh my god!”. Slowly she started to play with her wet folds. The scene before her was just too arousing.

Robby could only whimper out a none audible word. His hole was still twitching, spasming around nothing. His whole body shook as his orgasm started to drop. The high begins to fade into nothing, and his body starts to cool down.

After it started to pass he was flipped over.

The other two taking turns “cleaning up” his mess with their tongues~

He moaned out with every new lick from them. Their eyes shut tight as he enjoyed the feeling of being taken care of in such an intimate way.

He loved this more than anything else and he couldn’t wait to try this again soon.

[magewritesstories]

[ ᴅᴇᴍᴇᴛʀɪ ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴘᴏʟᴏᴜꜱ ] ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ

summary:  Headcanons for getting into and being in a relationship with Demetri when you’re a semi-popular cheerleader. TW: none note: I love the popular x nerd trope and he’s the definition of my type so, kinda self-indulgent but whatever.

I imagine it’s set up by Moon because she knows literally everyone

You needed help with a subject, and she said that she knew someone that could definitely help

Cut to Demetri ver nervously waiting in the library for you, wondering who Moon’s mysterious friend that needed help was

When you show up he’s a little thrown off, he was suspecting it was someone popular— because that was most of Moon’s friend group— but he wasn’t expecting it to be you

He did know who you were, the two of you had worked on a small project all the way back in freshman year, afterwards you always waved at him in the hall or made small talk whenever he was close

Thankfully that meant he didn’t have to do the whole awkward introduction he’d rehearsed in his head a hundred times

The two of you sit down and start working, and somewhere along the way, Demetri makes a small Star Wars reference because he’s a nerd and can’t help himself

Absolutely horrified when you offhandedly say you hadn’t seen the movies

You seize the opportunity and say that maybe the two of you could watch ‘em together sometimes

He literally malfunctions, and you couldn’t help but laugh, but hey you couldn’t just let that opportunity slide

So, the two of you make plans to watch the first three movies at his house next Saturday

After that your little crushes turn into full blown feelings, and one of you has to confess or you’ll both explode from feels— or Hawk will just grow impatient and tell you both to make out and get it over with

So Demetri asks, well more like forces, Robby to be his training dummy as he practices asking you out

He would’ve asked Hawk, but his constructive criticism isn’t really constructive, and Miguel’s too nice to give any criticism at all

He has a very elaborate plan on asking you out, but it all kinda goes to hell

Instead he ends up just letting it slip in one of your conversations

Now it was your turn to malfunction, but after the initial shock, you played it off and agreed to go on a date with him

It was all uphill from that moment on

[clarencethemouse]

I had another idea and I hope you don't mind but Hawk and Detri liking the same girl? After Hawk becomes Hawk I see them butting heads over something like that quite a bit lol

This was odd to figure out where to start with this. But I think things went well :)

(also, if you get the TUA reference, I literally love you)

Y/N always had Hawk’s eyes. Before and after he flipped the script, he always sought her out in the cafeteria before sitting down to spare glances her way without being noticed. He always found a way to sit a subtle two seats away if the class seating wasn’t assigned. 

They spoke several times before, but nothing more than casual passing. It was enough for him. He cherished every stolen glance and every polite wave offered his way. 

There was one problem, though. Demetri. 

He knew Demetri shared his keen liking of the girl of his interests. And he hated it. It violated some bro code to like the same girl. They couldn’t both ask her out. It was an unspoken rule. 

But it had been too long for Hawk. He had waited one too many months. Today would be the day...

Y/N sat at her lunch table, already engaged in joyous conversation with her friends. Hawk struggled to keep track of her through the crowd of the cafeteria. 

He had mapped it all out in his head. He would ditch Demetri and Miguel halfway through lunch period. Slip over to her table with two empty seats and make up some excuse about the guys at his table, something to warrant him needing to move. He would talk them up, mainly Y/N. By the end of the day, he had her number. By the end of the week, he secured a date. 

But now, as he recited it all in his head, he realized it sounded better the first time. 

What was he doing?

“If you keep undressing her with your eyes, she’s gonna catch a cold.”

Hawk narrowly turned his head to give Demetri a cold glare. “You got a problem?”

“No problem. It’s the truth, Eli.” Demetri nudged him in the side with his elbow. 

“As if you’re any better,” Hawk snapped. 

Demetri sucked in a sharp, condescending breath. “But, you see, the difference between you and I is that I know I could never stand a chance with Y/N. Neither of us.”

“Not if we don’t make a move, we don’t.”

“And I’m sure you’ll get to that soon enough.”

“I’m working my way there.” Hawk hit him on the arm. “At least she knows me. I don’t see you talking to her!”

Demetri shrugged thoughtfully. “Not yet, but we’re on the trail to being partners for Chemistry ll. I’ll be getting plenty of alone time with her over the week.”

Miguel chimed in. “Guys, can we not today?”

“I thought you didn’t stand a chance with her,” Hawk snapped, ignoring Miguel. 

“Not at this rate. But I’m about to change that.” Demetri winked. He knew he was borderline ticking his friend off, and it was fun. It was nice to know he could finally get some leverage over the guy. Recently his ego needed a major check. “It’s okay, Eli. You’ll get your shot some other time. I believe in you.”

“Bullshit!”

Hawk pushed his chair away, leaping to his feet. Demetri matched him, his hands held up with innocence. “Easy there, Eli! I’m just stating the facts.”

“Hawk, what the hell?” Miguel shouted, throwing his hands up. 

This got the majority of the cafeteria’s attention. Eyes from all directions turned to them, including those of the particular girl of their conversation. 

“Yeah. Stay away from Y/N,” Hawk warned. 

“Hawk, just calm down-”

Students around them ooh-ed and wolf whistled. A lunch lady shouted at the boys to sit down. Demetri was about to release another smart remark when his focus drifted to catch the startled eyes of their cause of argument. Y/N. 

“Shit...”

“What?”

Demetri turned his friend around by the shoulders, vaguely motioning in Y/N’s direction. Hawk swore under his breath, sitting back down. She had heard it all. What would she think of them, oh him? Just as he was working up the cool guy facade to ask her out...

“You got this one, buddy...” Demetri pat him on the shoulder. 

Hawk rolled his eyes, picking up his tray to leave. “Chicken.”

He didn’t catch it as he turned his back to dump the remaining contents of his tray, but Y/N waited until the audience’s drama simmered out to wave. 

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(also I totally didn’t start this a month ago and completely forget about its existence)

Robin

[roadkill-writes]

Party Animals is getting an inside look at kid Hawk and readers relationship ☺️ can’t wait for you guys to read this!!

[annie-bby]

𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐚𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝟐𝟐/𝟎𝟗/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐

happy autumn everybody <3

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WHO I WRITE FOR:

glee:

rachel berry

santana lopez (female reader only)

quinn fabray

brittany s. pierce

finn hudson

sam evans

noah “puck” puckerman

mercedes jones

tina cohen-chang

kurt hummel (male reader only)

blaine anderson (male reader only)

stranger things:

steve harrington

robin buckley (female reader only)

nancy wheeler

mike wheeler

dustin henderson

lucas sinclair

will byers (male reader only)

eleven hopper

maxine “max” mayfield

cobra kai:

miguel diaz

robby keene

tory nichols

samantha “sam” larusso

eli “hawk” moskowitz

demetri alexopoulos

i’m not okay with this:

stanley “stan” barber

sydney “syd” novak (female reader only)

dina bryant

bradley “brad” lewis

jenny tuffield

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requests open, i don’t write sensitive subjects nor do i write nsfw.

headcanons r my fav to write but i don’t mind writing fics/imagines either but they’ll take a while to post :)

thank you for reading and feel free to request anything in my “ask me anything” box:)