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Prompt: Rewrite
Pairing: Hawkmetri
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“You gotta feel the energy. Live in the moment, you know?”
Eli starts walking away. Demetri pulls him back.
“Are you…with that girl now?”
“Her?” Eli laughs, sitting back down. “She’s hot and all, but alphas keep their options open.”
“What kind of options?”
“Whatever they like.”
Live the moment.
Demetri leans in, kissing that smirk.
Eli’s speechless. Demetri’s stomach sinks.
“Maybe I wasn’t feeling the energy properly…”
Then Eli beams.
“Fucking A, dude. That’s the kind of Strike First shit I’m talking about!”
He yanks Demetri in for another round.
Perhaps the McConaughey-ization of Eli Moskowitz isn’t so bad.
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Because if Demetri had really taken that "live the moment" advice to heart, he would've just leaned in and given Eli a big ol smooch.
And honestly??? With how damn flirty Eli was being by that campfire??? With his recent full embrace of "striking first"??? With him not having fallen far enough down the weird misogynistic dudebro rabbithole where he thinks he has to "win over a girl" to be cool???
I think he would have been into it.
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a rap song describing a hot sexy lady but it slowly unravels that she's an eldritch horror
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What do you think of Rook's savanaclaw card? <333
I didn't get him (and I need to save my keys for Silver's birthday, sob) so I looked up his groovy, and I'm not over how incredibly dramatic and epic and cool it looks in direct contrast to the absolutely ridiculous context. just look at that dynamic action and his majestic sparkling tears and keep in mind that this is pretty much right after a bunch of characters have been dance battling for his soul.
and then even the actual moment of the groovy is just like
this is NOT a negative in the slightest, I love it all, this truly was an incredible update in so many ways
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dichotomous plants are so weird man. like they’re not even weird it’s the becoming the dichotomous that’s weird. i went to a talk once about a population of strawberries that were accidentally slowly becoming dichotomous and they didn’t even have sex chromosomes, like they had like a bunch of genes across a bunch of chromosomes that did a little bit of sex but not a lot and it added up to one whole sex kind of but not enough that they had all collectively decided to be one sex or the other, so there was still like, a sizable chunk of the population that was producing flowers of both sexes. like they were microdosing it. taking the sex genes for a spin in the strawberry patch
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Ehy Birblr ATTENTION pls
DO YOU LIKE BEARDED VULTURES? Even if you don't, Well we need all help possible.
Bearded Vulture Eglazine is Missing
Eglazine was born at Parco Natura Viva in Italy in 2020 and released in the wild later that year in the French Massiv Central. Since then she flew all around France, Belgium, Netherlands and Germany.
As of May 2023 her GPS has stopped sending signals and we have no information on her status. Her last know position was in Normandy. Neither her or the tag have been found. This is a call to all vulture lovers, birdwatchers and photographers to keep an eye out for her and help search for Eglazine.
But HOW Do I recognize Eglazine?
Eglazine is currently in her sub-adult phase, which means she is transitionig her plumage. Black head with some possible white feathers starting to show up, gray-brown body plumage, on her wings she had 3 bleached feathers as of her last sight but more could be present now, she has a PVC ring argent color with the code ET.
If you happen to find a Bearded Vulture that seems to possibly be Eglazine please share informations and photos to the Vulture Conservation Foundation at
[email protected]
Best case scenario she just lost her GPS Tracker while molting her feathers, in the worst case scenario...
Please reblog and share this so more people can keep an eye out for any trace of her.
Photos and pictures shared are from the instagram page of Parco Natura Viva ( @parconaturaviva )I got permission to share
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@breannasfluff asked for Triple Threat Trio art!
I posted your ask on accident and thought I could delete it while keeping your ask.. I was wrong🥲 anyways enjoy lol
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remember how we thought black widow (2021) was going to be the darkest mcu movie, but then after the really well-done opening credits montage, the movie stopped being dark, and then two years later, a silly little Guardians of the Galaxy movie ended up being the movie where every person I’ve talked to said that they were deeply upset by it and they cried 6 times and that it was the most beautiful marvel movie in years and 100% the darkest movie that the mcu has ever made and was surprisingly gory and had the mcu’s first f-bomb and i even openly wept in a movie theater for the first time since avengers: endgame and there were points where i could just hear everyone crying and
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