From the creators who brought you Paper Straight Out Of The Printer, comes the greatest, most satisfying hand-warming sensation:
Tool Packets Straight Out Of The Autoclave
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one hour until the dentist takes my teeth and mashes them up into a little stew and drinks it in front of me to assert dominance
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Person: *gets stabbed*
Their insides: I hunger for freedom like never before
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feeding my 12 something followers
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A Dentists greatest enemy…….
Mary Poppins
You have no idea how many kids I’ve had to treat cause of this bitch!
If you see her please shoot on site. She is responsible for thousands of children with oral hygiene problems including permanent damage to their adult teeth, the unwanted animosity against dentists, and thousands in treatment cost unpaid!
Alien cutting transmission off: we better be wary of this ‘Mary Poppins’. It seems her and the “tooth fairy” are working together to control their young to take over the planet by defanging them at a young age and only those humans called Dentists are the only protectors of humanity.
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11/18/2022
The Rosary: like melatonin for your body and floss for your soul!
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JOKE-OGRAPHY:
The younger sister shares a simple, spiritual view of falling asleep saying the Rosary. The older sister is so moved that she starts to cry, then checks her ears for cavities after hearing something so sweet. Teeth get cavities if you don't brush and floss after eating sweet things (as in sugary snacks), so the older sister is pretending that ears can get cavities from HEARING sweet things (as in the wholesome religious views of children), but ears don't actually get cavities from sweet things unless you stab them with rail spikes made of hardened sugar.
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Send "Open up" to pry my muse's mouth open to look at their teeth!
send "mmph!?" for the reverse!
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Silly doodle I did of my friend and I while playing roblox😋😋
And that's uhh supposed to be TD🧍
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So basically nancy is engineer and henry is the spy and also christopher is scout, and frances is demoman, and god is heavy, dr novocaine is medic, norman is soldier and also candle queen is pyro and arc is sniper
Behold, the stupidest thing I’ve made yet:
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NO DAD!! I DONT WANNA GO TO THE DENTIST!!!!
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