#dicksuckers

[spurloser]

#fear #jade #mül #abi15 #stom #graffitiarcheology #itek #trick17 #dicksuckers #rip #1995 #trash #spurloser #carlo #arno #ulrike #bob #tobi #elmar #charlotte https://www.instagram.com/p/CmsBVeMoaej/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[crewtawn]

Now that Matpat is retiring I can happily say that I hated him. He held transphobic views, consistantly misgendered cannonically trans characters, donated to anti-autistic charities, and villanized/stygmatized mental illnesses.

You were all too busy sucking his dick to realize it, but he doubled down on the things he said, never apologized for half of the abhorent things he said, and his fans consistantly harrassed people who disagreed with his theories or called him out.

Anyway, MATPAT RETIRING! SO LONG BOZO!

MOST OF THIS SHIT ISNT EVEN OUT OF CONTEXT IN THESE VIDEOS; like op says in the description, probably because people were harrassing them. AND IN CONTEXT ITS STILL BAD.

BUT ITS OK, RIGHT? ITS OK IF UTS JUST A THEORY! RIGHT GUYS!?!?! ITS JUST A GAME THEORY!!!!

[domwitch]

People who own pocket pussies have you ever licked the hole of the toy to mimic eating someone out? Kinda like how folks will practice sucking dick on a dildo 🤔

[tommynb]

only needed a quick bite to eat

[sukugo]

gojo giving me the shittiest sloppiest most atrocious blowjob mankind has ever seen would fix me

[spearxwind]

my controversial opinion on palworld is who the fuckkkk cares if they steal from pokemon. like honest to god who fucking cares its pokemon its the biggest franchise ever they can steal from nintendo as much as they want imo and if they get away with it thats even better i fully support that amen

[beevean]

https://fandomwire.com/i-wouldnt-even-know-how-warren-ellis-had-the-most-realistic-reason-for-not-consulting-the-castlevania-video-games-and-it-wasnt-because-of-wikipedia/

I have no words

I can genuinely believe that a 50 something person may be shit with technology, my mother can barely use her iphone, but an accomplished writer who most definitely should know how to write using writing programs in pretty advanced ways? Who even used to run his own online blog and website?

Are you seriously telling me that he wouldn't know to look on Youtube on how to use a fucking NES and GBA emulator?

The writer and co-showrunner of Castlevania, Warren Ellis, is the man responsible for bringing the dark vampire-filled world of Castlevania to the anime universe and making one of the best video game adaptations of all time. However, the shocking fact is that Ellis has never played the Castlevania video game in his life.

I'm gonna be blunt: it's impossible to write a good adaptation, let alone "one of the best adaptations of all time", without experiencing the source material.

If you like NFCV for its story and characters, as its own thing, it's a different conversation. But it is not, in any way, shape or form, a good adaptation. It's the equivalent of AI mashing together information it randomly finds on the Internet. Ellis and his crew took elements from the wiki and then smushed them without understanding their significance: things like Trevor's scar, Lisa's last words and her relationship with Alucard, Hector and Isaac's entire backgrounds and outfits, the Belmont legacy and the importance of the Vampire Killer. It superficially resembles the games in some details, but the core of the lore and the messages was twisted beyond recognition.

And clearly, the Deats' creed as fans hardly mattered, since the show's idea of being faithful to the games is random easter eggs like the wall meat or Gergoth or the Glyphs in Lenore's book or what have you, but they allowed the story to derail so much, Nocturne can't even be considered an adaptation anymore.

I also can't pity Ellis much, when the writers of Captain N, in the '80s, resorted to describing to each other on the phone what they could see on their discolored TV. Nowadays we have Youtube. It's the absolute bare minimum one can do to understand a game. Even my grandma knows how to use Youtube by now. We're not even talking about behemoths like The Last Of Us: an average playthrough of Dracula's Curse is 1:40 hours long, like a movie, and Curse of Darkness' cutscenes make for a 40 minute video. Fucking hell you might as well read the scripts on the wiki if you're that lazy.

Imagine doing this for books. Imagine refusing to read a book because it's too hard and just skimming the wikis for information before turning it into a movie. Book fans would riot and reject such a shallow adaptation. But it's okay when it's videogames, right? They're just a bunch of pixels anyway :^) good enough to use as a springboard for your edgy Berserk/GoT ripoff, not good enough to be understood, right? :^)

[mail-me-a-snail]

people actually give money to taylor swift? like for real? like y'all are doing that of your own accord of your own free will?? for what??? for her to fly over in her private jet, fuck up the planet some more, and thank you personally???? grow up

[hjeojeo]

quick-turnaround type commission for dicksuck on twitter!

[rizaposting]

"03Roy only felt bad for killing Winry's parents instead of participating in genocide" Hey did you forget the part where he has flashbacks of killing an Ishvalan youth. Like. I'm not saying him feeling Really Bad And Sorry About Participating In Genocide :[ negates the fact that he participated in genocide but it is still patently very much part of his character arc in 03.

And not to get into morality olympics over a 20 year old shonen anime (and certainly not for Roy Fucking Mustang's sake) but I dunno, I think there IS something to be said about "soldier ordered to kill one of their own after they become a nuisance to the fascist body they serve"

[faerunsbest]

Ma’naxRolan feat. Crossdressing

ehehehehehehhe hehehheheheheEHEHEHEHWEHEHHE

---> THIS

[sergle]

In response to your post that went like "I flat out see porn on this site but god forbid i post a selfie" immediately after it on my dash was porn 😅

i'm saying. I'm SAYING!!!!

[dreadfuldevotee]

As someone who enjoys the loumand dynamic with all its tender moments, horrors and heartbreak, I couldn't give less of a damn about the actors' personal preferences.🤷‍♀️

Lbr at this point of the story, Armand hasn't earned any form of forgiveness and he needs to also figure out his identity next season. He has a long way to go. I'd rather have the cast and crew acknowledge that than romanticize it. Can't say the same for how some other toxic, abusive relationships are treated on this show.

Oh absolutely. They're performances and the text itself provides all the context you need, and while its nice if the actors perspective matches up with ours, its not the end of the world if they don't. Unlike viewers, the actor's job is to be in the head space of their characters. Maybe as the shoe goes on opinions on Louis and Armand's time together will evolve into something kinder (if nothing else maybe Jacob will hate Armand less lmaoooo) but who knows! Whatever happens happens.

[girlbossstumacher]

WHAT WAS the PURPOSE of that scene in scream? the one where stu comes behind billy? was it meant for funny jokes? was it meant for not so funny jokes?

The straight (wrong) explanation: because Stu towers over Billy and they likely wanted a scene showcasing both killers and have them both grinning at Sidney to show that they got her

The right explanation: THEYRE GAY, TJEY ARE HOMOSEXUALS IN LOVE, YOU CANT TELL ME THAT STU’S CROTCH WASNT RIGHT UP AGAINST BILLY’S LOWER BACK

[crosbyism]

unfortunate that mcdavid simply does not have enough scrappy boy-loving ferda underdog magic to win a cup

[gaydraisaitl]