#did i miss something

[gunsatthaphan]

The Next Prince 🤴🏻 - coming soon

[unpretty]

how did the internet's favorite vashwood shipper and book reviewer bring someone to weedhorse69

[apoth]

i made htis fUcking venn diagrma. someone tell me imwrong

[yeah-thats-probably-it]

“total eclipse of the heart” but the lyrics are about vampires now wasn’t on my musical theater bingo card

[highladyjane]

The assault at Sangravah happened in early ACOMAF (before Elain's existence even came into picture for Azriel - 3 days before he even got to meet Feyre)... So I don't get how G and Az are supposed to be mates when he's had all that time to feel something?

There's the parallel of Rhys' father feeling his mating bond snap into place the moment he met his mother being assaulted.

"One look at her, and he knew what she was..." (ACOMAF, ch. 16)

Or Rhys himself feeling the bond when Feyre was being tortured by Amarantha...

"And I knew as I picked up that knife to kill her... I knew right then what you were. I knew right then that you were my mate." (ACOMAF, ch. 54)

Or Cassian simply meeting Nesta. "Say what I've guessed from the moment we met" he breathed. What I knew from the first time I kissed you. What became unbreakable between us on Solstice night." (ACOSF, ch. 62)

Bonus from Nesta: “‘From the moment I met you, I wanted you more than reason. From the moment I saw you in my house, you were all I could think about. And it terrified me. No one had ever held such power over me."

Or even Lucien after Elain was Made and maybe even while being thrown into the Cauldron... I don't even need a quote for them, but even Lucien knew and has tried seeking Elain out after the incident.

It's stated in the books and shown again and again that it's the males who are deeply affected by the mating bond. That they can know from the moment they meet. They all in one way or another sought after the females. Even Nesta and Feyre felt something before they knew or opened themselves up to it. And since they all met - They. Couldn't. Stay. Away.

But there's like... no hint of it from Az after stumbling upon G? Like he just literally stumbles upon her - never actually even actively seeking her out through all those years? He hasn't even actively tried to stay away? He's just... *crickets*

It's been Gwyn making noises and attracting his attention through all their scenes together. It was Gwyn asking for dagger lessons. It was 'Gwyn' making Az the new ribbon (whatever that means). And it's Az's shadows reacting to Gwyn, not Az himself. But there's no real hint that Gwyn feels anything romantic for him. There's barely any interactions between them without linking it to her assault in Sangravah and her growth from it.

Besides Az's shadows reacting to G, and that ribbon moment that everyone deems so pivotal when Az realises what it means for the Valkyries (that he's had a hand in training) and maybe even reflects upon Gwyn's character development and therefore what the ribbon means for Gwyn - which made me feel proud too, and that's how I interpreted it - but I can't see an undeniable sign of it being a mating bond anywhere.

I thought at first that mayhaps he was giving her space because of the assault, but then the BC came and he went "It was too late to bank without appearing like he was running," and then "He wouldn't go so far as to call Gwyn a friend,". (ACOSF, Azriel's Bonus Chapter)

Let's not even mention the part where Gwyn was actually in danger (no matter how capable she was at that point), while Cassian was going ballistic at Nesta being in danger, but Az is all like "Let's go save Eris". Eris who both he and Cassian hates. Eris who Az himself nearly killed during the HLs' pre-war meeting (before he exhibited actual mate behaviour and sought and risked his life to save Elain who's not even his mate). But no, he gave just as much or even less action and reaction about Gwyn as Tamlin gave when Feyre was UTM.

And I was like...

How are they mates? Where's the mate behaviour every male - mated or not - in Prythian has exhibited throughout the books? Why did I keep seeing things about them being mates and endgame?

The only hint between them that I could even begin to consider it from is the second to last sentence in Az's BC.

"But Azriel tucked away the thought, consciously erasing the slight smile it brought to his face. Buried the image down deep, where it glowed quietly."

But I basically have the same interpretation about that as this post from @merymoonbeam. (Although I'm still neutral about the lightsinger theory, it's the most interesting take.)

Because again.

Why hasn't Azriel felt/shown anything or actively sought her out or even actively stayed away if he's known Gwyn since Sangravah?

If they're mates, shouldn't he have felt and shown something - like that glow - and Gwyn be the one to snap him out of his 'love' for Mor before he even had the chance to meet Elain? If he's just lonely and jealous of his brothers having mates then... Why has he barely noticed or sought out Gwyn who's supposed to be his mate?

What, he had to wait until his shadows reacted to her to even think about her?

I'm not an expert at analysing things - I wouldn't even say I'm good at interpreting things especially when I've got my rose-tinted glasses on, so/but I'm always open to being wrong and changing my mind accordingly.

But/so convince me with actual canon and not just your biased opinions, delusions, self-insertions, or ships.

[kayime]

Bare

them

him

his

dey just hot

[takethebodymarc]

bad explaining why he's so damn old:

he's a time traveler

he was frozen

he's a vampire

he's an alien

he's a vampire alien

he's an android vampire alien

[enden-k]

DOTTORE??????????? 😭😭

why is it ok to like arle but ppl freak out someone likes dottore for being a good written, unsettling villain. theres no way i have to tell you all that liking fictional villains doesnt mean i condone irl of whatever they do. yall cant be serious

[depressed-emoji]

harry's "hobbies," according to me:

quidditch

ruining snape's life [slay!!]

being obsessed with draco malfoy

constantly checking the marauders map for "reasons" [thats me with my phone]

being a third wheel to ronmione [he's so used to it by now]

simping over quidditch players, especially those seekers

crying about sirius [i would]

staying up at night and getting no sleep

then just sleeping at breakfast, in class when binns isn't looking, in the library, in the ROR, literally anywhere

quidditch

screaming in his sleep because of some dream

being so, so, so, emo and depressed [haha]

being obsessed with draco malfoy

hermione: "hey harry!" ; harry: "sirius used to call me that" ; ron: "that's because it's your fucking name." [saw this as a post on pinterest, like a screenshot from tumblr and i was like, 'canon. SO CANON.']

quidditch

having the lily evans temper tantrum™️ that would scare the fuck outta remus and sirius cause LILY WAS SCARY OMFG

hating himself [relatable bestie]

being annoyed by people comparing him to others, especially his father

being happy with just teddy, thank you very much, i don't want an AlBuS sEvErUs lmao

having a twitter acc dedicated to wolfstar [he accepts fanfics, fanart, headcanons, microfics, etc. no y/n lupin-black though.]

having a shitpost youtube channel where he rants with luna and it's the most hilarious stuff ever

restarting DA after the war and everyone just chilling and trying to make patronuses

did i mention quidditch? he loves quidditch.

[fictionaltrvlr]

okay apologies if this is. a sin. or something. in the one piece fandom.

but like. why does he have golden 💩 on his jacket??

[peatzah-rolls]

confused why supernatural and destiel is trending on tumblr rn, but not complaining

[adeptune01]

I FINALLY finished Wolf 359 for the first time and I realized something during the finale...

WE STILL DO NOT KNOW IF THAT IS THE REAL JACOBI

Remember that episode with the Jacobi clones? Remember how they had to decide who was the real one? Remember how they weren't sure but Lovelace (or Minkowski- I can't remember which one) made the executive decision to kill the one outside? And everybody moved on?

In the finale, Jacobi blew that massive bomb and then it cut- Minkowski blacked out and woke up on the Urania. And Jacobi survived.

What if no human could survive that explosion? What if he realized he had been dead and was regenerated? And we- the audience- never knew?

If there is an actual answer to this PLEASE let me know. Otherwise...this will haunt me.

[spotlightlowlife]

Helluva Boss has a responsibility issue - Fizz and Ozzie edition

And for another unpopular option

The episode 'Oops', just two episodes ago, revealed something, interesting.

During his capture, Fizz was allowed to face his trauma (which also placed leading character Blitzø in the victim club (but gave us a cliffhanger as to how) making his apology something guaranteed to be accepted) involving the past, he learnt new information, made amends with Blitzø, hot rescued and went home.

All good.

He also claimed he never wanted to go outside again.

Now here's the interesting part.

At the start of the episode, Fizz looked forward to going to his contest rehearsal, in the greed ring, where he would meet Mammon, his other boss.

Ozzie's whole issue was how dangerous the greed ring was and how he didn't want Fizz travelling alone. Fizz had to cute his way into getting what he wanted that was travelling unescorted.

Away from Ozzie, Fizz admitted that it was "great not being in the spotlight for once", but remember, he's about to meet Mammon who we would be lead to believe is the cause of all his remaining issues the following episode.

The following episode, Fizz would be stressed out about the pageant, understandable enough, he could easily be toppled from his decade long champion reign and needs to keep up appearances but he's covering an injury from his recent abduction. Why was it OK for Ozzie to withhold the foundation Fizz desperately searched for as he attempted to talk Fizz out of entering the pageant, only handing it over upon failure? Ozzie tries talking Fizz into failure to attend on grounds of Mammon being an issue (which is the first we hear and we have no proof) and being the reason behind the creeps, but didn't Fizz as good as let us know in the last episode where Mammon wasn't an issue that the spotlight he's constantly in is stressful, but who gets the blame for this?

Not his partner, the prince of lust who manufactures his dolls but now doesn't like them after how many years

and runs a hyper sexual club where he has him on stage and easily accessible to fans and haters.

On the subject of fans, specifically creeps who Mammon is supposedly to blame for, the only creep we are then introduced to is the stalker who has been obsessed since Fizz was a teen in the circus. Over 15 years ago since this was the time or the accident, but Fizz has been the reigning champion of the clown pageants for the past 10 years and 'Oops' let's us know that Fizz has been the face of Mammon's brand 'since' meeting Ozzie?

For one, where has this scary stalker been all this time?

And two, if Fizz and Ozzie's relationship predates Fizz's branding, then why is he doubting Ozzie's love for him stripped of his elevation down to Mammon? And how long have they been a thing?

Doubting those who care, performance anxiety and not feeling good enough dispite being excellent are shown to have always been a thing, as has being manipulated by those who wish to exploit and those who care alike

but what was the solution? Once willing to accept the validation constantly offered, blame the annual job that just become an issue this subplot, the idolised employers who just become an issue this subplot, then quit, to do what? Spend even more time at his other job that he also wants time away from, where his boss won't let him out of his sight and is also his lover?

Fizz is waa that starry eyed child who fails to hear and see how others are responding to him, such as Blitzø back when they were younger failing to answer the question of if he could win the pageant, the exploitative Buckzo seeing him as the perfect child (which is very significant) or Ozzie's claim that he would have had everything he already has without Mammon as Fizz sits in the pageant dressing room and we're now blaming Mammon for the attention he receives, just this episode. Fizz is highly impressionable yet highly emotional and entirely vulnerable when stressed, which is why he will always have others undermining his choice.

Damsel in distress again but Fizz wasn't scared for his safety, ever, he needed the courage to lessen the load and find his voice, he needed confidence that only he could summon, it happened in his own time, this is good.

Only, what if it happened at the beginning of the episode where Ozzie talked him up then? What if he stuck to his words from the last episode and understandably wanted stay indoors? This way we could have seen Mammon be that horrible boss who doesn't care for safety and wellbeing and forces work, or that horrible boss who will replace someone they underappreciated immediately, but no, he was the fall guy to give Fizz and Ozzie the lovey dovey moment the fanbase craves and stick it to man at whilst at it.

Again, this may not be an accidental bad writing, but more supply and demand for the same needy audience who will lap up misses and inconsistency without question because the cute quota was met. I'm still open to the last episode being a worked on more recently.

[elden-bling]

I do not recall meeting a character named anything like this.... Is this Pino?

[kayime]

d answer.

dis included coz he tian lays on momo's share of mattresses in d motel

wow it seems a lot😮..m surprised my self🧐both of dem really need to get a room ne💕

[ghostfires]

are u telling me the lab people jus LET spider go out into the wild as a child on his own with just a mask 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭