#dip's tips

[serpentface]

He slowed to a halt and looked over his shoulder for signs of pursuit. None followed, but most of the crowd still watched him, not even the death throes of the now-divine corpse sufficing to tear their eyes away. The calf appeared as an earthbound moon hovering above the shoreline, alive and radiant and beautiful beyond words. He could not know this. What he knew was that familiar cattle were somewhere close by, the breeze heavy with their comforting scent. The calf shook his bloodstained head, took a long piss, and trotted away to meet them.

[thatoneemoginger]

started my new serving job and you know i had to put these two divas in my server book for motivation

@danielhowell @amazingphil

[stagedoor-sobber]

i've found the solution to me wanting to watch dan and phil play horror games but being scared

in the background. it's really hard to feel uneasy when behind the ominous music, there's just ✨manchild✨

[evermorepeyton]

i assume this is the setting for most people writing fan fiction too right?

[hiatedateus]

The We/Us pronouns were STRONG in that video

[g00se-ars0nist]

dan’s brand back in the day was loving shrek, and now he turns phil into a swamp dwelling ogre?

hmmmmmmmm

[cakemoney]

MISFITS POLYCULE TRUTHERS WE STAY WINNING

[sweetestflow3rs]

if i told you the ways that dolpc!vanida has most of the LIs wrapped against her finger by having them think they are dating, you’d think she was insane for having done all that on top of managing work ( spa / sw / model ). like!! she is a LIAR, and she WILL continue to tell MORE lies!!!

she ESPECIALLY ESPECIALLY gets upset if someone can catch onto her bullshit and then tries to mess with the perfectly curated “dream” she’s worked so hard to make for others!! like she is making them happy in a town that is literally the shittiest place ever: WHY would you want to ruin that?? like quickest way to aggro vanida / put a dint in her mask, and have her go and fight you physically. cause if the person just catches onto her lies but doesn’t do anything? cool!!! stay that way!!!!

[emotoangel]

I suck at edits so desperately bad but can a talented phannie PLEASE make an edit of 2009-2024 phan with unlikely hero by the Hoosiers playing behind it I am on my knees begging u thank u <33

[evermorepeyton]

chapter 9 of my dnp f1 au is up and i like it very much!

[maggotmold]

ibs default brushes r honestly so good

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Hehe get scanned, idiot

[everything-is-as-it-was]

"I gave myself the editing tips" is gonna become a euphemism from now on isn't it

[chaintimeless]

( @scaleyend )

Alas! The poor lapdog notices Grim, not in time to nearly ask for help! Lips spill out music, leaving Roland ragged, sweat dripping, thanks to scarred slim body losing the will to keep fighting, & struggling against this odd abnormality-

"H-Help..!" Is that he musters out, not before giving the eye-watcher a show. ; Tentacles hastily ripping off button up, revealing touched wounds beyond anyone can imagine, & tearing nice slacks-

HEY! Angela won't replace those wait wait wait-

It notices how it's victim enjoys being ravished, how his body responds despite all muffled screaming & silenced cries. Too bad, so sad!

[romantically-yours]

I wanna pick up a girl and pin her against a wall and give her lots of lil smooches while we giggle like the little gay goblin gremlins that we are

[phanstan4eva]

So my T-shirts and stickers came today and I’ve decided to ✨spice✨ up my laptop but to me it looks too “gappy” (is that a word) any suggestions to fill the extra space in. Thx