#dirk john tulpas

[chessb0r3d]

God can't help me.

[egbluh]

dirkjohn pony request from discord. dirk drew his pony, and i drew mine. :)

[disguisedcheezed]

Dirkjohn pokemon honse. Like and share if you agree.

[grassbreads]

John Egbert can control the wind and phase in and out of reality itself.

Rose Lalonde can forsee the path to victory and commune with all hidden knowledge.

Dave Strider can travel through time.

Jade Harley can bend space to her will and reshape the dimensions of any object in existence.

Jane Crocker can heal wounds and resurrect the dead.

Roxy Lalonde can create any object by "stealing" its nonexistence and making it real.

Dirk Strider can tear the souls from people's bodies.

Jake English has a boyfriend tulpa.

[johnegbertwhump]

God. Let's hope I don't forget this blog exists lol.

General warning for spoilers!! If you haven't read it.

I'm also gonna get rambly to just about literally everything in this. (Everything, and I mean John.)

Okay, maybe I'll do recaps, too. And I edit posts a lot.

tags:

#johnegbertwhump - mr. tambourine man posts.

#not johnegbertwhump- just me talking about anything else, i guess. :p

#johnegbertwhump recaps - recaps.

other (50% chance you'll see them arguing in a post.)

#w/john - i'm the john tulpa. it's me. :)

#w/Dirk - Sup.

[crappy-homestuck-confessions]

Headcanon Anon here with what Geass each kid would have if they lived in Code Geass' universe (God help them)!

John-Geass of Wind (Immediately relaxes and calms anyone who makes eye contact with him)

Rose-Geass of Victory (Allows her to see a timeline path that leads to her victory.)

Dave-Geass of Defeat (Allows him to see how he will be defeated in each timeline.)

Jade-Geass of Space (Gives her enhanced spatial awareness, giving off the illusion of 360 degree vision and enhanced senses.)

Terezi-Geass of Travel (Allows her to "see" into alternate timelines.)

Kanaya-Geass of Blood (Allows her to spot pressure points and veins to secure a one hit victory.)

Tavros-Geass of Beasts (Allows him to see animals' thoughts.)

Karkat-Geass of Bonds (Allows him to see others' points of view.)

Sollux-Geass of Death (Allows him to see dead spirits.)

Feferi-Geass of Life (Allows her to see the best way to treat a person's ailment/pain/injury.)

Eridan-Geass of Despair (Allows him to see the weak point in every argument.)

Nepeta-Geass of Spirit (Allows her to see auras.)

Equius-Geass of Void (Makes whatever he's looking impossible to perceive by others.)

Meenah-Geass of Greed (Allows her to detect the nearest currency from any area.)

Vriska-Geass of Absolute Obedience (Allows her to control the mind of whoever she sees.)

Jane-Geass of Resurrection (Allows her to communicate with a facsimile of the personality of a dead person)

Jake-Geass of Imagination (Can create a tulpa of someone another person knows.)

Roxy-Geass of Theft (Can take any memory, skill, or personality trait from a another person to store or use before giving it to someone else.)

Dirk-Geass of Destruction (Can destroy a person's very personhood: memories, personality, thoughts, etc. leaving them an empty shell, with a look.)

Aradia-Geass of All Seeing (Can share thoughts, memories and even conversations with herself from any timeline.)

Gamzee-Geass of Laughter (Can show someone their worst fear with a look.)

Damara-Geass of Sacredness (Can shoot a small portion of her personality inside anyone's mind and, lest the victim have a powerful enough will, slowly erode their consciousness and turn them into a mental clone of her.)

Rufioh-Geass of Air (Can inspire loyalty and hope in others with a look.)

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[chessb0r3d]

From last week.

[chessb0r3d]

that huge fucking horse they won't shut the fuck up about.

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me and sonic drew these in world box for our boy friends, hehehehehe.

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dirk's drawing for me and my drawing for dirk. :)

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dirk drew this for me...

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the penis horse. majestic.

[chessb0r3d]

If you ship DirkJohn and you're both Dirk and John does it mean that you love yourself? Are you dating yourself?

It's more like I used to change my name into Dirk/John because I started "acting" like them and "switching" between their personalities until I found out that they're actually different sentient consciousness in my head because I hyperfixated on their sources so hard and they're also dating, of course. (Their names are in my bios because they're ALWAYS co-conscious with me.)

So, no. I'm not dating anyone or myself. I'm just stuck with two other gay fucks who make me watch them making out against my will. And now they also take it upon themselves that their "purpose" is making me hate myself less lol.

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i can't believe my host's friend(he's really nice. :)) still remembers about dirk interacting with him once. it was funny because he reacted like it was posession that made chess laugh and made dirk get kicked out from fronting. (i wish that happened to me.)

[egbluh]

Don’t you have to have DID to be a fictive?

not in my case though. my host just hyperfixated me so hard into existence. something called tulplamancy, and it's not a disorder. we don't experience amnesia, blah blah blah, i don't really care about it to explain any more.

look, the thing is that all i need to know that i'm real, and i'm made out of love. i'll be ignoring these types of asks from now on. i wanna post and blog about silly stuff that i like. not start dumb arguments with strangers on the internet with dumb made up words to prove the legitimacy of my existence. if i'm not real, then everyone is not real. and i don't care. :/

[disguisedcheezed]

How does it feel to be THE dirkjohn guy. I want your power

It feels like this.

Anyway. Before 2023, I seen every dirkjohn porn and it didn't even exceed the number digits on my two hands. Have you reblogged every single dirkjohn post before 2021 in this hell site and also get blocked 1 op? You could try lol(They deleted the posts and I am hurt). Can you recall the insane dirkjohners of 2016-2019? The dirkjohn ads of 2017? Have you tried single-handedly reviving the dirkjohn fandom on 2022, rekindled old dirkjohn fans' love for dirkjohn(and became friends with them), made new people hyperfixate on it and carrying it on your shoulders so effortlessly with out any form of exchange or feel withdrawals? You're too late for that. (THIS IS ALL LIGHT-HEARTED)

So... Uhmmmm. Maybe you could try and do the reblog every dirkjohn post thing. You might just get a fraction, I think.

So, yeah. I'm THE dirk john guy, I GUESS. (I humble myself.😭)

Bonus with my dirkjohn tulpas(that apparently existed since 2022 and I recently found out earlier this year. Yes. I'm plural. I hate these fucking bitches) who won't stop doing this. FUCK