#dm memes

[saccharineomens]

the succubus chapters: abridged

based off Kate Beaton's Hark! A Vagrant comic, of course.

[hellholejanitorstrashcan]

DM: "As you arrive at the bottom of the hill you can see the windmill up top, it is a rather idyllic scene, with some sheep and trees - except for the monster attacking the mill"

Wizard: "Oh cute I wanna pet the sheep"

DM: "Uh alright you pet the sheep, that are very very frightened since there is a mantikor attacking a woman who is yelling at the top of her lungs for your help, but eh its fluffy"

Wizard: "Oh no, don't be scared"

DM: "Are you going to save the woman?"

Wizard: "Huh what? No I'm gonna calm down the sheep. It's cute. I wanne keep it and - yes, cool, I just rolled a nat20 on animal handling. This is my sheep now"

[genericdndpun]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[msfangirlgonewild]

Slide me into your DMs, my lord! 📲💕😂

[frenchvani11a]

[hotfuss]

society if alan wilder sang more than just backing vocals

[samuelortezbignaturals]

Congrats to my dnd party for saving a small child from a coma (definitely wouldn’t have worked that way irl but hey better severe brain damage than anything else)

[gghero]

POV youre Mickbell and this is the last thing you see before Chilchuck gets your ass

(image id in alt)

[a-preferable-alternative]

hope this hasn't been done before

[teathattast]

[saccharineomens]

i threw together a silly little drawing for marcille's birthday.

may she get all the hunky bishes she desires!

[hellholejanitorstrashcan]

DM: "Oh no, the evil wizard™ starts his evil ritual! As you enter the room, you can see him chanting his evil spells! What do you do? His henchmen are rushing in from behind you"

Sorcerer: "I'll cast my counterspell"

Rogue: "nah mate, I got a plan. I rush to the bad dude and stick my finger in his mouth"

Dm: "you do what?"

Rogue: "well he can't finish his evil ritual of he can't chant the magic words, right? So I stick my finger in his mouth"

[millennium-sketchbook]

He definitely does this

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Hair and beards change but Michael's loving stare stays the same 🥰❤

[unamusedyams]

In 2018, I had weird dream that Yugi's dad was a weird little man and highly skilled pizza maker.

And in 2021, I redrew some of those ideas again.

(old doodles below cut)

The cherry on top is, there actually IS a pizzeria place run by a guy named "Mr. Moto" at least