#does size matter

[walkxngdxsaster]

"The question I want to ask is… does size matter… when it comes to pickles...?" - Dev Patel, 2024.

ᴅᴇᴠ ᴘᴀᴛᴇʟ & ᴊᴏʀᴅᴀɴ ᴘᴇᴇʟᴇ ʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴘɪᴄᴋʟᴇꜱ | ꜱɴᴀᴄᴋ ᴡᴀʀꜱ - 2024.

[robinlovexo]

Does dick size matter for you?

mmmmmmm it does in the sense that like multiple different sizes have different purposes for me, and are fun and sexy in their own ways - like 6 inches and not too thick is perfect for all around most everything getting down and dirty, i’ve been with someone who was like 7 inches and also rly thick and fuck 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 i could barely take their dick. so that was mmm so good but id hit pain thresholds sometimes, which was a fun line to explore but honestly my pain tolerance isn’t the highest. (so if that happened we’d just jerk each other off ehehe, or get creative with positions😋) and like a smaller little cock would be so fun to torture and milk and just really have fun teasing, maybe while riding their face i deny them of touch and get off, seeing if they’ll cum just from wanting my pussy so bad, or when they’re desperately humping the air with their face full of cunt, maybe i’ll begin to play with their cock if they’ve earned it (and really this fantasy doesn’t have to be size specific at all but point being it’s about the creativity and chemistry in sex, there’s no one way to have pleasure and if i’ve got chemistry with my partner we will have a rly good time 💕)

[savage-flirtation]

Sound up*

[howdydemons]

Size matter?

meh it does and it doesnt. I was fully down to try a dude with a micropenis and he couldnt get it up because he was so nervous. Then I've had decent sized ones but their technique was meh so the only memorable thing was how it felt initially but no skills and then ive had some of the best sex with average dudes because of their technique.

[all-that-glitters-is-goldfish]

How much knowledge can a brain have

[ghostyclay]

Why. Why are all the hermits falling for iskalls appartement scam??? Like. What the fuck. I KNOW THEY R JUST PLAYING ALONG BUT???

The way iskall gives them this HORRIBLE deal, and then. He just adds on completely irrelevant "benefits" (like a balcony) until they just say yes to get him to go away. He just starts with such an outrageous deal, that even when he adds more and more to it its still practically the same as during the beginning. What the fuck. I love him.

[anghraine]

ngl I always find it wild to see Star Wars stuff that's like "if you think about it in terms of realistic statistics/science then..." about almost any aspect of it.

I mean, what about the Star Wars films gives the impression that this universe abides by realistic statistics, or realistic anything else? SW is broadly a fantasy epic projected onto an IMAX screen with a space background painted on it. Yeah, the planets and moons in the films almost always have improbably limited biomes and two major locations max, because narratively these locations are usually just fantasy city-states with space aesthetics.

Starships travel at the speed of plot and we simply jump past the amount of time that presumably is passing, and sort of imply the passage of that time through shifts in the character dynamics. But this passage of time cannot be analyzed with any kind of consistency because the only logic governing it is the pace of the story.

Just how long did it take the Empire to send a full contingent of forces to Dantooine, search the entire planet, find the Rebel base, and then report back to Tarkin between one scene and another? No one says and no one appears to care. How long did it take Han and Leia to reach Bespin and what exactly went on between them while Luke was, in the same time frame, going through a protracted training over multiple days at an absolute minimum? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

How do giant space worms survive inside asteroids that somehow have an Earth-approximate gravitational field and I guess an atmosphere? Shhhh don't think about it. The point of the sequence is not "how does the giant space worm subsist off this random asteroid and how does it breathe and how does gravity work in this context, seriously" but that the giant worm sequence is fucking sick.

There's probably some after the fact EU justification invented by people who had nothing to do with the original writing of the space worm (or perhaps there are several mutually incompatible explanations) and I am profoundly disinterested in them. Nothing could make this even slightly realistic and it was never intended to be. Star Wars sings space shanties at scientific/mathematical realism as it sails past on a completely different ship going in the exact opposite direction.

And I do mean "sails" because while astronomy might tell us that space is unfamiliar and wild on a level we as Earthbound lifeforms can barely comprehend, Star Wars understands that space is basically an ocean, yet with stars and cool but survivable planets in it, or sometimes it's air but combined with a super cool space background so you can have early 20th century aerial combat that would make no sense in actual space conditions and doesn't need to.

"If you consider relativity, then just running the Empire would be..." General relativity does not govern the galaxy far, far away. Space magic does. I'm not sure there are even time zones.

[goodnight-whore]

Spoilers for Mammon chat

[kalashnikovlobotomy]

cat business... im moe'd to tears by ruscat's white sock paws okay

[maximura]

[scribefindegil]

What I've learned from a couple weeks of engagement is that I'm going to be pretty chill and flexible regarding like 98% of wedding stuff however I am already conducting an exhaustive survey of every bakery in our metro area because that is the only way to acquire a cake that lives up to my standards.

[skullfragments]

What are the three terrors of The Fire Swamp? One, the flame spurt - no problem. There's a popping sound preceding each; we can avoid that. Two, the lightning sand, which you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too.

Presenting: The epitome of comedy in the cinematic world via my favorite scene in The Princess Bride

the GO Reference Library Study Club did film and album cover redesigns this week, and I maybe got a little carried away!

[mrsfitzgerald]

brussel 🐬😁

[cheeseburgersinparadise]

Currently going insane over the idea of massaging burps out of a massively bloated belly. Like not only do I get to see whomever I'm with lose themselves in how good my hands feel around their taut gut, but also seeing their mind go blank as burps are forced out is heavenly. A double plus if what’s below rivals their gut

HOT!!!

when someone is so full even just light pressing is enough to dislodge a thick burp

or, even if they tell you it hurts, soothing them as you press harder, working up the trapped gas because you know they need to get it out to feel better

hearing their stomach gurgle and groan from everything they’ve packed into it and then when they belch it’s such a relief

[uncanny-tranny]

The most infuriating form of sanism is this idea that mentally ill people/people with mental disorders are just too stupid or too unenlightened to know how to be a proper, well-adjusted person

So many therapists have ignored signs of my unwellness simply because they assumed I was just... being stupid, and I just needed educating about why I'm acting disordered (apparently, mental disorders stop disordering you once you are condescendingly told why you're just disordered and dumb, who knew (sarcasm)).

Like, I could tell them that I knew my behaviour wasn't "rational," wasn't "reasonable" to do or believe and I'd still be treated like I was so dumb I needed hand-holding and scolding about why I'm acting disordered.

I truly wish that people would be able to take the idea of guidance and stop twisting it into "I am superior and enlightened and the people I am trying to help are stupid and wrong and beneath me!"