#don't trust google

[alfietimewolf]

[artsformyvoid]

Google deleted my and thousands of users test results in Fundamentals of Digital Marketing. Over 30 hours of work gone. But its Nobodies vs the Super Rich. As always.

[alphabetcompletionist]

Не могу сказать ничего умного но увидела ваш пост про то, что никто вам не пишет кириллицей, так что вот, пожалуйста! Хорошего дня :)

yippee! yay! i don't know what to do with this now.

[screwpinecaprice]

In the city!

Commission for  missyuniverse_ for her fanfic at Wattpad! ( account: Kittens_escapism or juanitasuniverse ) 😊😊😊

[sergle]

also I know ppl hate vetting ingredients, but also want to know what I mean when I say Bad Ingredients, and I’m generally talking about the stuff that’s pretty high on the “might irritate skin” to “I WILL give you cancer and that IS A PROMISE” scale. this is the list I refer to when ingredient checking

Fragrance / Parfum Butylphenyl Methylpropional Butylparaben / Benzylparaben Isobutylparaben / 2-Methylpropyl Methylparaben / Methyl Ester / 4-Hydroxybenzoic Acid Ethylparaben Propylparaben Octinoxate / Ethylhexyl Methoxycinnamate / 2-Ethylhexyl / DEHP DMDM Hydantoin Diazolidinyl Urea / imidazolidinyl urea Almond Fragrancealpha-Isomethyl / Ionone / Laurel Fragrance Oleth-10 Ammonium Chloride Alpha-Isomethyl Ionone Cocamide DEA / Coconut Diethanolamide Selenium Sulfide Ammonium Lauryl Sulfate Laureth-23 / Laureth / Laureth-3 / Laureth-12 / Laureth-10 / Laureth-4 / most of the laureths with a number after them

[sleep-nurse]

btw i think the funniest thing that happened during drawing the newest render is how i put 2 refs for colourpicking but one of them was the ''let's take pantoprazole together'' drawing except i put the text ''let's shit toghether'' and didn't even notice the typo

also my mouse fucking up when i tried writing ''r''

[caluski]

Nephew keeps confusing words for "mustard" and "firework" (musztarda/petarda) but i love him nonetheless

[lynxgriffin]

Вы понимаете мой язык? Хочу задать вам вопросы

I'm sorry no, I don't speak or read Russian. I just use google translate if I need to!

[svtskneecaps]

my biological peer reviewer (sibling) called this theory “fun” and said i should send it, so here goes

my personal theory is the feds ((”federation”)) created the eggs because they decided the best way to enforce “you can never leave” was to give the people something they couldn’t lose, like in the post by tumblr user alexaloraetheris (no relation to the smp) where their friend who might be a deity had said,

"When you die you descend to the underworld with nothing to lose. To keep you, they give you something to lose. When you want to return, they will demand it back. That's why nobody ever leaves. The only way out is to never enter."

i’m thinkin that on egg D-Day, at the end of the countdown, the feds weren’t gonna give the eggs back. they were just gonna hide them forever, or do something else, anything else, just keep them away from their surrogate parents, because then the people would just be STUCK, because people could theoretically take their eggs and leave, but if the eggs are missing, gone without a trace, then the residents CAN’T LEAVE, because presumably the eggs are STILL THERE, SOMEWHERE, IN NEED OF HELP AND RESCUE, if only the residents could find them ON THE ISLAND. if they leave the island while the eggs are missing, they are abandoning these things that have become their children.

but then in came the brazilians. and shit went south. because see, the spenglish (spanish / english) streamers were INVITED, but the brazilians CRASHED; the feds didn’t INVITE THEM, they weren’t EXPECTING THEM, but they can’t let these guys leave either, so they PANIC, and they scramble to give the brazilians the same thing--something to lose. the new egg had a brazilian jersey, homie was TAILOR MADE for them to pack bond with. the feds didn’t have time to send out multiple eggs, it was all or nothing, so they picked something they could reasonably assume all five of them would find endearing because they don’t know shit about these guys--they had a week to observe the OG batch, but all they know about these newbies is the brazilian flag on their boat--and so they sent the little egg out to become THEIR THING, the thing they couldn’t afford to lose.

it leaves open why the eggs are cracked too, bc idk what’s going on there lol, either 1: the eggs cracked because they’re hatching and the feds picked that date bc they wanted to yoink the eggs before they got Too Powerful, or 2: the feds were the ones to crack the eggs as an excuse for why they vanished--returning the eggs untouched would open too many questions the feds don’t want them asking; this way, instead of being concerned specifically with “why were the eggs missing”, the residents presume they know the answer--the cracks.

but yea i’m just gonna add as an aside that personally i think cucurucho / osito bimbo / the white fucker is way more active again because the feds are still scrambling to keep up with the brazilians (which, again, the feds weren’t expecting), and the binary fuckwad came in to put the fear of god into the newbies--maybe so they didn’t get too focused on the morse code transmissions; iirc max was theorizing that both osito and binary were part of the federation ? and if so it does make sense that the binary entity went to fuck with cellbit immediately after cellbit was introduced to the conspiracies of the island, yknow, a warning shot. i think they want them to be focused on the eggs.

BUT THAT’S JUST A THEOr

[itsjustdg]

Hudson & Rex S06E08 Promo

"Charlie, how many inmates have been placed in [prison] Correctional by you and Rex?"

(name omitted because I can't actually understand what Jesse says)

Also I spy more whump 👀

[synonymroll648]

sophie: how are you feeling?

keefe, sighing: i’m blue

sophie: da ba dee da ba di? 

[mishkakagehishka]

Studying languages will have you browsing home appliance stores trying to figure out how a gas stove is actually called by actual people in your target language

[andy-clutterbuck]

𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐀𝐥𝐟𝐢𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐯𝐬. 𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐢𝐧 𝐋𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐧 𝐉𝐚𝐧𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝟐𝟐, 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑 📸 : 𝐀𝐥𝐟𝐢𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧

[zu-is-here]

Shattered in Russian is never Shattered translated. It's shutter, shartered, etc, but never Shattered.. Maybe the Russian community simply hates him hihi

We prefer him in many other ways ;)

[themanwhowouldbefruit]

my doctor was sooooo fucking worthless and unhelpful im going to masturbate and i hope it fucking kills me

[updownlately]

question for any spanish speaking folks

is there a spanish equivalent of whipped or simp? or like another phrase you guys say to tease someone for being smitten with their s/o?