Honestly, I love this little mushroom goblin!
Why is his skin green? Who knows!
Why does he live out in the woods? Why wouldn't he?
What is he? Look buddy, for all we could know he could literally be some kind of uncanny-valley-eldritch-horror-mushroom-thing, but I don't see anyone asking why most animals have some kind of half pound fat sack in their skulls.
Jokes aside, love him! He is baby, I mean look at him! Hehe nom nom, such a skrunkly boi!
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Riiight so a lil cute request from a sweet fan made me realise I should try something new like rather than cake I might go for cupcakes or doughnuts. Hehe anyway reader stuff is pretty difficult but I'll try my best hehehe enjoyyy
Warning spoilers for the archon quest.
Annnd, after this, I don't take requests, guys... see you in 2024, then...
Your heart pounds in complete horror. The sound of those tapping foot steps just outside the courts you could sense a divine aura from the small silhouette.
Your mind raptured in the consequences you'll be facing for mere thievery by the Hyrdro Archon herself, Lady Furnia.
"Judgement shall be passed even for the most pettiest crimes." she curls her lips to a smirk, now walking towards you with confidence. Small she may seem, but she got greater tricks up her sleeve that will send butterflies into your stomach.
"Now y/n you should know stealing is unacceptable, correct?"
You began to stammer "I-I seriously didn't m-mean to-!"
"Steal? Is that an unconscious action, dearie?" Her finger slides under your chin to make you look up at her as you feel yourself quite smaller while on your knees. Swallowing dryly your palpitations escalated "L-Lady... Furina I..."
"Enough futile chattering," she grins with a pompous attitude "My word you're adorable when you're flustered... let's try something new for today's punishment"
Whatever did she mean by that? You clueless thought and began to scrutinize your predicament. Until you could grap it, she snapped her fingers, bringing two guards to pin you down to a chair they brought, strapping you to the centre.
Startled you squak "G-gah! Nonononono, I didn't mean to break the law! Eek! Lady Furina, don't hurt me. i swear i won't steal again!"
Clicking her tongue and wagging a finger, she smiles endearingly. "Tut tut, naughty children should know what will happen to them if they defy the laws... now, shouldn't they?"
Her finger descended to poke your sides, emitting a shriek from yiu, both from the electrifying touch and anticipation of pain... giggling nervously realisation dawned on you "Ah uh...um whahat are you -eek! Doing! Ahaahahaa!"
She wiggled her fingers mercilessly at your sides. The pure tortrous touch was even worse than pain. You felt your heart leap at every touch she gets on your ribs.
"Having fun, you have the liberty to laugh to your hearts content... or rather..." she snickered playfully "Mine"
"NOHohohoho ahahahaha plehehease nohohot thihihis! Throhohow mehehehe to thehehehehe dohohogs ohohor meheheheka? Ohohor pihihiranas! Ahahaha nohoho tickling!"
Unexpected turn of events often fluster you. you couldn't believe the mighty god would take such an approach. You shudder when she curls her fingers to your neck, making you squeal. "Naaaaaa waaahahaaait! Pleeeeheease!" geeehahahahaha"
"My, ticklish little thing, aren't you, I don't feel like stopping for the next..." she professed while firmly squeezing your hips to make you cackle."The rest of the five hours!?"
"NOHOOOO! LAHAHAHADYYYY FUHUHURINA MEHEHEHERCY!!!"
Although it's punishment, you knew perfectly well it won't be merciful. Her nimble fingers perfectly made you crumble in every way, and she would tease you "Oh does this tickle? Then how about here? Oh, this spot is better!"
"Yeeeeaahahahahahaha plehehehease! Ahahaha"
Furina hums now getting to your sensitive feet. "I just started... let me play -oopse- I mean, punish you a while longer... sweet Y/n" her giggles sent another shiver down you, and yet you can't say you could deny this adorable playful side of the god. She's entertained enough to tease you, so... hopefully not to lose your mind, you'll make do for the next five hours...
Perhaps... without dying of laughter or by Furina's sweet merciless side.
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People are so beautiful.
They way they talk about what they care about. The way they are driven to action. The way they are passionate for some cause. The way their eyebrow is crooked or neck particularly long. The way they dress. The way they joke. The way that they sit in themselves. They way they do the things they want to.
So much beauty is fragile. Breaks my heart to see it villified or destroyed.
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hi! just wanted to let you know that your masterlist's links led to a site to create links without the https bit. hope you can fix it! <33
I see thanks for letting me know... I just don't know how to use links. Oh dr... it was such a tiring thing...hehe if anyone can help me out I'd be happy to try again~ pretty pls... help this less computerised being.
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i dont know shit about dan and phil, but i have a lot of mutuals who get posts about them in my dash very often, so here's all the information i have gathered about them purely based off of tumblr posts.
they're gay
they're dating eachother
they're not dating eachother
they do comedy
they sing
they sell things
they wear clothes
they have existed for quite a while now
they like mcr (good taste if so)
they are youtubers
one of them know how to play the ukulele
they're trying to get rid of evidence of something
they do shows, not sure about what but they do
they're gay
they're youtubers
one of them wore tiny shorts once and people were either happy or mad about that
they do gay stuff on stage
idk how much of this is right, but thats what my brain has absorbed over this couple of months
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