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[shamelesscoward]

being a monsters inc franchise fan is for gay people

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[theehorsepusssy]

[imforeverjustyours]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

could i get some facts about me to recite when new people ask me to tell them something about myself and my mind goes immediately blank

This is a problem that happens to many people with much on their mind. Here is a set of things you can tell people, no matter what the occasion:

I am not made solely of pine-wood or pine-derivative plastics.

I have between zero and four thousand limbs, inclusive.

I contain several liters of my people's water.

My name is comprised mostly of real letters (Musks may differ).

I am unaware of the contents of soil on most exoplanets.

My spleen is smaller than the Chicago metropolitan area.

I am not, have never been, and may never be you.

Telling people these facts will always put them at ease and quell any concerns they have about your normality.

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I care about you. It doesn't matter whether or not we are together.

[nando161mando]

[ruins-and-rewritez]

Kaz Brekker Jesper Fahey

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[babyanimalgifs]

This is the fattest polar bear in Alaska. His name is Fat Albert and he lives in a village named Katovik. He weights over 1,000lbs! 

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[didyougaming]

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