#dont mind me ahhhhh

[hamsteroveriord]

i played this game just to support the developer and now im having gender envy and gay panic at the same time

[schoolchaos]

I need to get more of my friends into Epic because ohmygod I have never needed to talk to someone about shit I like as much a I do right now

[oflgtfol]

guy told me he loves me. ahhhhh

[kimmkitsuragi]

not my first reaction to this information as i learned it during the intermission of challengers (yes i finally went to see it) and i was having a lowkey breakdown through the intermission and the beginning of the second half a little bit but ummm: well of fucking course i literally dont deserve anything

[mariatesstruther]

this new mitski album is so miller family coded

[surskip]

i changed my icon to have the trans flag in it because somoene made a poll based on one of my posts (the safety quiz one) and tagged me in it and when i was scrolling to find it i found out they were a really weird catholic terf

[lordpuzzle28]

hmm. talking with one of my friends sends me into an indescribable rage. strange.

[cptnbeefheart]

work has been WAY less dreadful lately and i feel like im finally connecting with my coworkers because im not as shy & ive gotten more comfortable there and feel more adult in general but idk i think im just feeling down or something because i just cried about not being able to find a clean bowl in this stupid house i haven’t eaten since lunch and theres nothing here that i want/ wont make my stomach hurty except soup and thats going to be so unsatisfying its so dumb but i AM dreading work tmrw we have a meeting which always makes me insane anxious i hate being trapped in a room and having to sit there and not be visibly anxious have to appear cool calm collected but not trying to throw up at the same time like im gonna be anxious all day which means i wont eat much because im afraid of puking and then ill feel worse because im hungrys im going to rip my skin off AHHHHHH!!!! <- thats me screaming

[lunarxdaydream]

It’s more like she doesn’t want to deal with the drama and child unless she has to. Could she do it? Probably? But will she? Eeeehhhhhhh

( mystery bingo #2 )

bingo count: 3 🎉

Anki doesn’t expect anyone to successfully handle his daughter considering … well, he did raise her and she’s anything but easy to handle. Not to mention that she’s experienced herself that even her father as trouble wrangling her in from time to time (though he’s not against using strength when need be). 

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[pocketramblr]

my apartment has literally never been cleaner but on the other hand i still have so much paperwork from work i haven't done this weekend like i said i was going to ughhh

[obiwan-kenobabe]

Literally everything about my birthday week has made me feel like a task to everyone and I Do Not Love That Feeling.

[cinderellakinnie]

not to be trans on main but i genuinely get sad that i don't have a dick

[toastsnaffler]

man I think I fucked uuuuppppp a little 😭

[two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat]

Ahahahah

I feel like shit

And im 99% sure its because I'm stressed

I always feel sick when im stressed

But the stress always gets worse now when that happens cuz of covid. Which makes me feel more sick.

Awesome 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[blushouyo]

lucifer was going to stay in the devildom w satan while the others went back to the celestial realm...? 😭😭😭😭

[emmyrosee]

ONG OMG OMG CLOTHES SHOPPING WITH SAMU AND SHOWING HIM ALL UR OUTFITS WHILE HE SISTS AND COMPLIMENTS U AND AHHHHH 😍

“Okay. That one’s my favorite.”

You roll your eyes and snicker as his eyes glaze up and down your body, a smile on his face while he soaks you all in. “They’ve all been your favorite, baby,” you remind him.

“I can’t help that you look good in everything,” he scoffs, leaning his elbows on his knees. "What, are you saying I shouldn't be grateful for dating a goddess? You're out of your mind."

Your cheeks are blazed from his words and your mind swirls, how he’s so sweet and the best at hyping you up keeping your heart pounding in your chest. Osamu’s always had the way to make you melt into a pile of mush, though doing it in public so boastfully is definitely new.

“I think I’ve got one more,” you assure, stepping back k into the dressing room.

“I miss you,” he calls.

“I miss you more,” you return, and you pick up the final article of clothing- a short, tight dress, one you snuck in when he was looking at men’s shoes so he’d never get a peek before seeing it adorning your body.

It slips on and fits like a glove.

You’re pretty sure you saved the best for last.

You smirk at your reflection as your hands smooth down the dress, giving yourself a little spin in the wide mirrors. You sigh softly, happily, and you hear him chuckle, “don’t leave me in suspense, come on now.”

“I don’t think you’re ready for me,” you challenge.

You hear him scoff, “oh, I’m ready for you.”

You’re quick to fiddle with the lock and open the door, revealing yourself for the nth time today.

This time, however, his jaw drops. His eyes widen and they shamelessly take you all in, and the smirk that starts to spread is captured by his teeth as he sinks his them into the fat of it. His body tightens, and he lets out a small sigh through his nose, a small hand coming up to card his hair back.

“Holy fuck.”

“Osamu!” You giggle. “Dont say that!”

“You look… divine, momma,” he exhales, dropping his hand and resting it on his knee. “I was full of it before- this one’s my favorite.”

“Yeah?” You mewl, using your index finger to beckon him closer, and as if tranced, he stands up and makes his way to you, hands immediately reaching out to rest on your hips. “You like it that much?”

“I love it, angel face,” he confesses, his eyes shining with adoration and complete obsession. “If you get nothing from today- which you absolutely should- get the dress. For me.”

“For you?”

He chuckles, “yeah. Wanna look at you in it forever.”