#dont sexualize that old man
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I saw someone go om tiktok on the tags of one actor I enjoy "me when he's over 3 times my age." And it's a thirst trap/fan cam. And I go "well that's weird, he's just under two times my age!" And I check the account and it's a 13 year old.
Tempted to write an essay in their comment section "noooo baby don't go down this path! If any man looks at you runnnnn!!! Far away!!! Love yourself! Log off!!!!!"
#personal#no minors please#because yea#dont sexualize that old man#stay age appropriate#ive been on your path#its dangerous#i Still deal with the consequences#ahhhhh#children online#theres a world of difference here#theres a world of difference between the web i grew up on and now#the internet is evil now
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"That was nice" "No it wasn't"
do you guys think that Shawn and Gus kissed once in like Middle School or something and that was when Shawn officially realized that he liked men too and it was also when Gus became the straightest man alive (bonus points if it was just a completely random thing with no feelings whatsoever they just. impulsively kissed)
"Wow, that was actually kinda nice feeling, I think I like men too"
"You didn't brush your teeth this morning, Shawn, and now my lips taste like old pineapple. That's disgusting. I'll stick to women, thank you very much."
(now Gus has to deal with all of Shawn's obnoxious man-crushes.)
(Lass is one of those obnoxious man-crushes)
#psych#shawn spencer#burton guster#bisexual awakening#straight...awakening??#i believe that all best friends have kissed at some point#if you haven't then you will#gus#who is straight as fuck#goes with whatever bullshit shawn is pulling beacuse whats he going to say? no? that never works why would he try that#its not like he minded all that much anyway hes very comfortable in his sexuality#Lassie is one of those obnoxious man-crushes#gus is sick of hearing about it#“i dont need details shawn stop telling me the details”#i havent slept in 24 hours i fully believe i am deteriorating#sorry if youre here for magnus chase updates i am currently being held hostage by an old show from 2006#shassie
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also while we're here i would like to share the two iterations of tumblr user gorespawn that have existed since i abandoned this blog back in like early 2021. Who wants me
#i grew my hair out so i could twirl my hair while giggling about bald men#and also t.o.p of bigbang#and short men i see at the grocery store who honestly make me feel light-headed with raw and unbridled Want#but that's just a joke. i am. Lesbian#''no ur not'' I AM#anyway i used to be so ripped and hunky but now i am frail and sickly#what getting a job can do to a mf#thankfully i quit my job last week YIPPIIIEEEEEEE so now i will work towards becoming an absolute hunk again#wish me luck#ALSO#if anyone is obsessed with me and remembers all my lore i used to be transgender and i still am like lowkey on the down low#but in a new exciting way#anyway i used to be a gay man and then a stone butch dyke (as seen above) but now im practicing being a girl#it is very difficult but it is also fun. ive never been a girl before so it's a lot#anyway i bought two super cool sexy dresses yesterday for the first time ever in my life#sexy dresses meaning up to my neck and down to my feet and past my elbows. kind of like a wardrobe straight out of the handmaid's tale#from (to quote my friend) ''*The* old lady store'' thanks man. well i think theyre pretty and its v exciting bc ive never been a girl befor#anyway#who wants me#i still use the name emil online btw and i honestly always will i think it's just so me and also i do still answer to he/him dw#in a man way not in a he/him lesbian way#''he's LGBTQA+'' what. all at once?#yes.#i have mastered them all i have collected all the genders and all the sexualities and ive never been ''wrong''#it just keeps switching. which is fine. well im a girl now. in a detransitioning man way. who is insanely attracted to men#but you will have to tear this lesbian label out of my cold dead hands#''you can't call urself lesbian if u have sex w men'' well first of all fuck you and second of all i am celibate so you dont need to worry#''what the hell are you talking about'' nothing. now look how hot i am#im just joking around i hope that's fine w y'all
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You changed url names again?! I am impressed and amazed at how quickly you think of these although i will be missing oldmanpuspuss and beatlesabortion and paulmccartneygrinder. It's fascinating just how many ways you can sexualize an old man. I admire it. Keep doing what you love.
#i dont have a lot of talents in this life but i do have a gift for wonderful urls ❤️#i will continue to sexualize that old man hes needs it to live
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dad bod appreciation post
#if you know who this is no you dont. dont call me out. the ex-catholic guilt will eat me alive if he is named.#catholic guilt life hack: it feels less shameful if you never specify who youre sexualizing 👍#thats why im constantly on here talking abt ''that old man'' but never naming them#cause it hurtsless to be vague#yeah theres definitely no mental illness in this body 🥴
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you: "fabius is where i draw the line"
me, who's been sexualising that old man since day one: 😔💔
I'M SO SORRY I JUST THINK HIS HAIRCUT IS ASS </3
#sexualize that old man as much as you want#its not that hes old its that i dont like his cut#thats it. thats literally it#fabius bile
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to celebrate this great victory for glenn nation. send me some slutty outfits for me to draw that old man in
#i love sexualizing old man#*men#also if u dont specify which era of glenn u want (early s1/post meth bay/demon) i will probably default to demon lol#these will be little doodles done over the next few days#requests#im unreasonably happy over this
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why are 16 year old girls allowed to get breast implants (super easily too. no years of therapy required. no requirements really) and it's not a problem for transphobes, but an adult trans person can't get top surgery without being called "a confused little girl mutilating their body" and why are 16 year old girls allowed surgery for implants but transmasc 16 year olds can't get even a reduction without everyone freaking out? I knew several girls in high school bragging how they got their parents to pay for their implants for their 16th bdays. but a trans guy I knew just over 18 who was just trying to get a reduction (not even full top surgery yet, but reduction for pain issues) was denied because he's trans and "too young/might regret it" what the heck.
#rhetorical question. i know its because disgusting sexualization of girls and women and female bodies#but WHY (as in why do they have the audacity to do this and think its ok)#trans problems#trans issues#if you ask a transphobe theh will always say “we *I* dont think girls should get implants” yet never mention ir whine about it#but they sure will complain that a 30 year old trans man is “mutilating” his body every chance they get#if you dont support tje children getting impalnts then protest and scream about that!!!!! whys it ONLY trans stuff youre loud about?#i dont get it! double standards are horrible
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I like the Dante x Clive a little too much fufufuf
STOP U GUYS ARE FUELING ME . STOP IT
#I *WILL* SEXUALIZE THAT OLD MAN#DO U WANT TO SEE PEEPAW GET [REDACTED]???? DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT????#1/2 JK#HAHAJHJSKJHGR#who u#i ansr#u guys are crazy. dont fuel me#smirk emoji haha unle#pokemon clive
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Proship dni. More like fun dni
No but literally
And it's so so so ironic when they have that and are also part of a fandom that contains dark content.
The cannibal show comes to mind first, but I've also seen people who like the cartoons that take place in hell act that way, and the trashy (affectionate) show with 4 kid main characters, shit I've even seen it with my current hyperfixation fandoms!
Like, they like shows with gore and cursing and violence, but GODS FORBID anyone who supports shit they don't like interacts with their puritanical ass.
#in order the fandoms i referenced are: h.annibal; hell.uva boss/hazb.in hotel; sou.th par.k; and both the bo.ys AND the w.alking d.ead#its all repackaged anti kink and homophobia rhetoric#“think of the children” was (is in some cases) a common phrase used against queers#whatever im going to be here sexualizing the old man and my own autistic ass because fuck puritans#i dealt with enough of that bullshit growing up i dont need it in my escapism too#ask#anon#ecks barks back
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to every zhongli artist ever: do you know that I love you
#zl artists pls keep sexualizing that old man#love and light to yall ur art keeps me fed 🙏#i honestly dont think ive ever seen zl fanart i didnt like before yall are so talented#me talking
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I don't have an insta 😔
I do have to respect that honestly.
#instagram is one of the worse social media apps i use it only to post my own photography and scroll on my fyp which is well curated somehow#btw if you’re trying to date dont communicate on instagram#exchange numbers. keep that boundary and keep it sacred#dont let whoever ur trying to date see your social media presence#even worse if their dms are on silent who tf are you and whose dms are you trying to avoid?surely not mine#how are you going to set up a date with me when your insta DMs are on silent. you havent responded to me and its been 6 hours the day of!!!#how is it 3 pm and its your day off and we were supposed to have a date but youre acting like youre beyoncé omg text me the fuck back#plus you haven’t texted me two whole days#and im mad about it cause that’s a very attractive long haired peruvian man i mean wow! fuck this#had to block cause even if there wasn’t any commitment im not letting myself be disrespected the fuck#anyway if a man asks for your Snapchat specifically he is a serial killer and he will murder you OR he is twenty years old or younger#if a man asks for your TikTok he thinks youre in high school. we all are too classy for TikTok#TikTok is the temu of apps just trashy altogether. you open and there’s aliexpress-reminiscent ads…ew…I’ve only posted a few times#but every time i open the app i feel like I’ll catch lice it just feels unclean#we talk about twitter and how ass it is to use which is fair but tiktok is worse i mean…UI nightmare#a man that uses TikTok is off the deep end you can’t save him#he’s frying up his attention span. meaning he wont be able to focus on you as he should because you are a queen#instead he’ll think about skibidi toilet or some shit does anyone know what that is?i dont#imagine kissing a man having no idea he has that fucking ‘oh no oh no oh nonono’ audio stuck in his head#a man should read a book and even then that should be fucking controlled#im reading Freud right now and its torture. tbf it does happen to be sexuality theories#girl its fucking gross#academia is cooked cause in what world do i get creds for reading the most wack books in the history of ever?#I’ve read 11 books and half of them were boring#this Freud included and its repulsive to read and not even true.#why is it 2024 and im still being taught untrue info just cause old man from old times wrote it#i could clear freud. he literally was a cokehead#in the end he’s a man like the rest of them and if you show him TikTok his brain cells will be cooked#so who won?
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everyone say thank u to my roommate for going to visit her parents this weekend so I can jack it loud and nasty 🙏
#i love her but there are some benefits to having the flat to myself.... love getting to wander around in just my boxers + a tshirt too#things i could do while she was still here if i wasnt a pussy 🙄#jk itd just make her uncomfortable and im too respectful for that#having a lowkey crush on her is an endless comedy to me bc we would be so woefully incompatible romantically#and also sexually.. historically ive only ever stone topped bc ive never been comfortable enough w anyone to let them fuck me#despite very much Not being stone or exclusively a top. and i think shes some form of sex repulsed anyway so like. sits there dead silence#and also shes so in love with her other friends and i showed up late to that party.... ive been feeling kinda guilty lately bc ik-#she misses them a lot and wishes we'd be able to stay roommates w them too. and im a pretty poor replacement for them tbh#and i love spending time with her but whenever i do i feel kinda painfully aware im not them like i could never fill that space#and asking to hang out more with her always feels like im taking away from time she could be talking to them. or even being alone ik she-#likes her own company and i get that a lot too so its chill but ahh.. man#i dont mean this in a bitter or jealous way at all like theyre all such sweet ppl i couldnt ever hold it against them#theyre kind of a 3 headed cerberus type situation and im like. the stray puppy they found on the side of the road#theres nothing they can do differently i was just born to be alienated from other ppl forever until i die. and someday i hope ill-#finally get used to it and accept i wont ever feel like im enough for anyone else or feel like anything else is enough for me#old wounds healed over 5082 times that still hurt to touch but i cant help pressing my fingers into them anyway bc its a familiar pain etc#anyway lost where i was going with this its just been on my mind again recently. i hate to be pitied i hate to feel like im only included-#bc they didnt want me to feel left out i hate feeling like a shoddy secondhand stand-in and its been a lot of that lately#also been a little annoyed bc sometimes it feels like shes trying to micromanage my social life and girl. we're not close enough for that#im sure its well intentioned but im not part of what they have going on i cant compete in that ring so dont try to push me into it..#ahhh. its all ok tho one of the guys is coming to visit next month which will be rly fun but ill try to give them some space too#its good at least im doing this processing now bc group situations can be spike traps of triggers for me sometimes#regardless of how good friends i am w ppl and ive already had a wobble a few weeks ago w how i cope and i dont want it to become a#fully fledged regular issue again bc its so hard to crawl back out of that pit. anyway losing coherence here im gonna stop rambling#and go make myself an early dinner and then back to drawing........#sorry for long tags if ur reading this blows u a kiss but go find a better use of ur time girl!!#.diaries
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what happens after an already shitty day:
goes to eat anti-allergen after finally getting home. waits for a second because of a sneeze. pops in pill and water. sneezes unexpectedly when it goes down. inhales the thing with the water because of the sneeze. births a huge blot clot down there because of the sneeze. chokes on tablet and water because of inhaling it because of sneeze. falls to knees. cannot get help because everyone is in the AC room and no one can hear me. recovers on my own after vision almost blacks out. stands up like nothing happened despite the watering eyes and shaking hands. ends up swallowing pill while recovering.
#why is this my life#zuri rambles#went through all 20 years of my life during those moments#also starting rethinking my existence when i got up because wtf just happened there#living in a third world countey is like hell pre-release: earth edition#very long story happened. summary is car tire rxploded while driving. it was midnight and no mechanic had the decency to help us#so 3 women me included. 2 little girls. 1 13 year old boy and my brother were stranded on the side of a road with men staring us with-#-dirty looks while driving by#in the end a random guy helped us change the tire#bro was an angel sent by god i tell you#he legit disappeared when we turned around#i was standing right there i didnt even see him stand up from kneeling down by the tire#anyway#near death experience with the pill#also mind you the city is so unsafe u dont know if a man on the street might sexually assault you or mug you or steal your car or hurt you-#-physically for bo reason#so seeing 3 different police motorcycles drive by while watching us being stranded in the dark was disappointing#welp
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somebody shoot me with a gun until I am dead before I write the first chapter of that pirate thing for like. Genuinely the eighth or ninth time.
#i have versions i like the vibes of#i have versions i like the pacing of#i have versions i like the writing of#i have not a single one that manages to hit even 2 out of those 3 criteria#Like. I think part of the issue is the setting is dreamy its soft and floaty and things arnt Right#but the first thing that happens is a guy loudly boasting about how much hes going to enjoy sexually assaulting his deuteragonist#hes lying. but Toi'uhla doesn't know that. The people ze is choosing to sacrifice zerself for dont know that.#the child whos experiencing the fear of death for the first time doesn't know hes bluffing either.#and the entire time theyre on a boat thats floating in empty nothing in a universe that has no stars left.#So much of making a tangible Threat like that hit is slowing for a moment and describing the ugly details of like#existing. as a physical person in a physical world. This horrible thing is happening and while it does the wind is messing up your hair#That sort of thing.#But there is no wind. there is no water. or rain. Toi'uhla's sense of smell is almost non existent. so ze cant think about the body oder#of that many people in that close of quarters.#And all while this is happening. i have to set up that these are two alien species with distinct cultures and Very different perspectives#on what is happening. Lordakai Senior is the one who lead the raid that killed Toi'uhla's sire and zer siblings.#But ze only knows the name Lordakai. bc for Zer it is completely reasonable to assume that the two Lordakai's are the same guy#Koita are long lived. Toi'uhla has never had reason to learn how to tell how old they are#Lordakai jr is absolutely riding on his dads name. but he doesn't know his dad was a privateer#So like. Theres a lot of shit happening in a weird setting#With two characters that need to Mesh while both putting up complete fronts.#and it needs to set up the stakes and themes for the rest of the damn story.#qnd its just a lot man. I love this project. i love these characters. but there's so many moving pieces bc theres had to be to make enough#Stuff to fill out the long spaces where they're just. on a pirate ship. being bored.#im probably over thinking this#blehgh
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oh.
#this yuri on ice news…..#i really can’t#little closeted 16 year old me lived because she saw that#like this HURTS me#that series was THE thing that made me okay with my sexuality#that made me feel like i could live a happy and loved life#like this is ABSURD to me#i dont even know what to say#the things yoi did for just general acceptance and representation#the amount of queer kids who found themselves through it#the amount of people who came out to me who I came out to because we talked about yoi like god#this is like kind of actually nonironically devastating to me#cause yeah it’s just a piece of fiction but like cmon man thats THE fiction got me to love myself#this is crazy#i need to go buy that little piece of 16 year old me that still exists some ice cream#that girl deserves it after waiting what like 8? years just for this#man im like about to cry over this this is dumb#ughh that childhood stuff really does stick with ya huh#anyway sending love to all the other people whose childhood hearts are getting broken over this#im an adult and im normal and great at taking bad news
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