#doooooo itttt

[clumsycapitolunicorn]

They need to stop with the teasing of those masriel deleted scene pics and just post the deleted scene.

[ssreeder]

Yk I might start writing one shots just for the fuck of it.

Not literally

Take the one shots literally tho.

(I just realized this ask might be intended to be disgusting & now I don’t know how to respond but I stand by what I said… so yeah)

[manybrokenquills]

Is it weird to have a crisis as your best friend (who you care for deeper then just in a friend type of way) is sleeping beside you??

Like they actively have their hand around my waist and their face in my chest and I am crying???

God, I love them.

[girlcockmartyn]

YEAH HE IS GRABBABLE. theyre called love HANDLES so what are they for if not for grabbing and squeezing gododdddfhfhf

YES YES YES YES YOU GET ITTTT YOU DOOOOOO

[tastybluesprite]

Ok where the hell did my master list go

It’s literally gone and I’m gonna cry

Tumblr what did you doooooo

(Only one master list for my Haikyuu fic list is available for some reason ahhh where the heck is itttt)

[terraether]

2 years of Taylor in that Willow mv dress 2 years of what a shame she’s FUCKED IN THE HEAD, they said 2 years of gleeeeeaming twiiiiiinkling 2 years of tis the DAMN season 2 years of DRAWING HEARTS IN THE BYLINE ALWAYS TAKING UP TOO MUCH SPACE OR TIME YOU ASSUME IM FINE BUT WHAT WOULD YOU DOOOOOO IF I, IIIIII BREAK FREE AND LEAVE US IN RUUUINS? TOOK THIS DAGGER IN ME AND REMOVED IT?! GAINED THE WEIGHT OF YOU THEN LOOOSE IT, BELIEVE ME I COULD DOOOO ITTTT 2 years of i wasnt lettin’ up until the day he *died* 2 years of dOrOtHeeeeA ah ah, 2 years of coney island (feat. The National) 2 years of and the old widow goes to the stone everyday but i don’t i just sit here and wait grieving for the living oh, goddamn, my pain fits in the palm of your freezing hand 2 years of cowboy like me’s 1st verse refrain 2nd verse refrain chorus +you’re a cowboy like me+ chorus again BRIDGE 3rd verse refrain AND outro, my beloved <3 2 years of long story short I survived the global pandemic, the isolation, the boredom, the silence 2 years of the tragic beauty of marjorie 2 years of alt tswift 2 years of the SECOND taylor swift bon iver duet 2 years of top-5-tswift-songs-of-all-time and the sapphic queen right where you left me 2 years of the snaps from the same little breaks in your soul

[allthewritereasons]

write me the first sentence of a fic and I'll write the next five

[thisisa-knife]

Send me a headcanon for our muses and I’ll write a drabble

[descensoparcialdeliris]

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[smugliar]

“What are you looking at?”

The question gets a smile from the man. A cheap grin that dips of confidence, and a tongue lined with silver as he rolls around the drink in his hand. Ice taps the bottom in an off rhythm as the contents swirl. Ace is sure he turn to face the black haired beauty, posture relaxed, inviting.

“ Oh only you, baby. You just look spectacular. ‘Couldn’t help but take a look at your get up.”

[creepy-bi-day]

Ahhhhh dont gib your affection to me I don't deserve itttt!- jay

Yes you doooooo

[therealindigoajnanyx]

Alright guys if you wanna support my tiktok work now is the TIME to download the app cause they’re removing it from app stores on Sunday till we get rid of the orange idiot or something else happens. 18+ is dragparacosm and everyone is the realindigoajnanyx.

Seriously my channel needs the love and just do it to piss of the orange. DOOOOOO ITTTT.

[petri808]

90-------100!!!!!! Doooooo itttt 😏

Lmao!

90) if you were an animal, which one would you be? 🤔 wolf or owl

91) if a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be? Liko lehua, a delicate flower but they grow in harsh climates 🙃

92) a store you hate? Tie between Home Depot & Walmart lol

93) how many cups of coffee can you drink in a day? None, I don’t drink coffee lol but could drink multiple cups of tea and still go to sleep 😊

94) would you rather be able to fly or read minds? Read minds 😏

95) do you like to wear camo? I don’t like or dislike it lol, just not really my aesthetic

96) winter or summer? Winter!! I hate heat lol

97) how long can you hold your breath for? Idk 😂 not very long, a little over a minute maybe

98) least favorite person? Irl my dad and aunt cause they are disgustingly selfish. It’s a long story to unpack lol

99) someone you look up to? Judge Judy, Amy Allen, Stephen King, and an aunt that helped raise me when her sister (my mom) left us. She’s this short, tough woman, who doesn’t put up with crap yet is the nicest person you’ll ever meet till you royally piss her off.

100) a store you love? Used bookstores oooh like omg Book Off from Japan with all the used manga. Last time I was in one my kid had to drag me out 🤣

Thank you for the ask! 🥰

[hegglespeggles]

How to write an essay you could not care less about in 10 steps

Hello. I have an essay to write.

I am also, (unfortunately) the kind of lazy, apathetic burnout who will only do my FUCKING work if I get really worked up. Usually that ends up meaning all of my papers are spite-fuelled tirades but my profs seem to like them so fine. I hope you find this particular raging tirade useful.

Today, I would like to educate the 4 of you that will actually see this on a fine art I have perfected over the years. Writing a paper, about which, you do not give a single, solitary, crumb of a fuck about. This is (you may have guessed) and excellent way for me to procrastinate doing a paper that *I* do not give a single solitary crumb of a fuck about. For best results, I recommend doing this NIGHT-BEFORE-PANIC like, a week in advance so you can fix all the NONSENSE that your more reasonable brain will undoubtedly find. But if it’s the night before and you are shit outta luck, this will get ‘er done. And with practice, you can even pull good grades outta these bitches.

 Dissociating? I gotchu. Woke up the day of the deadline to feel like absolute utter garbage? Search no more friends.  

  FAILING GRADES ARE BETTER THAN ZEROS JUST FUCKIN DOOOOOO ITTTT

1.    Go get the prompt.

I fucking mean it. Even if you are like 1000% sure you know what the prompt is asking, go to the FUCKING assignment, and copy that shit into your word document. Got the assignment on paper? TYPE THAT SHIT UP MOTHERFUCKER.

(Do you see what I fucking have to deal with)

Boom?

BOOM.

Congratulations, you now have a document, and whats more, there are WORDS in it!! You aren’t starting from scratch anymore kiddo. Fringe benefit, you always know EXACTLY what the assignment wants because its fucking Staring You Down. Not saying you have to do exactly as it says, mama didn’t raise no BITCH and I aint scared of fuckin CALLING PROFS OUT but if you wanna break the rules you gotta know what they are first

(Disclaimer: I have also been kicked out of class on numerous occasions for fighting with the prof and had full classes where the lecture WAS me arguing so maybe take my opinions of conformity with a grain of salt.)

2.    Math THE FIRST

I know, this is an essay and not a fucking calculus test. But some of this shit is USEFUL OKAY

Take the paper in question. How long does it have to be? Mine is 5 pages. A page is generally accepted to be 250 words (double spaced because we FUCKING LOVE OURSELVES) so 5 x 250 = 1250 wds. That’s the goal. That’s the pinnacle. That’s your new holy grail.

Time to split this bitch up

  3.    Yarrrrrr, CONTENT

And finally, we get to the part that is the reason why you are being an absolute bitch baby about this essay (maybe. I might be projecting. Your life is your life and im sure youre doing your best.) I Hate this part, but now with our magic number we don’t need to pull 5 pages out of the ether.

This part really requires you to know your vibe. Is this something that you have a lot of little opinions (read: evidence) about or like, only 2 or 3 big bois? Look deep into your soul and figure out which is the easiest for you to shit out, a rant or a list. a  great way to do this is to WRITE ANYTHING YOU GOT OUT

Here you can see I’ve put all of the thoughts I have about the question into a list, slapped some standard “opening” and “closing” shit around it so I can FUCKING FIND IT AGAIN and given it a good hard look. Whats the common thread in all of my opinions? That the prompt is fucking stupid and makes no sense is asking 2 different questions. Congratulations: you found your thesis. This essay, like many of my essays, bears the thesis “this is a weird question to be asking” (which falls under my broader category of “bitches aint shit” essays.)

Congratulations you have the bare bones of your skeleton.

  4.    MATH THE SECOND

 The magic number returns. All hail our glorious leader. 1250 right?

So heres how I break this down. Break off a small chunk at the beginning. For this essay im gonna split off the 250. Split that baby in half. Congratulations, now you have a word count on your opening and closing. Personally, I know I like a lil extra space at the end to get all ranty, so Imma split this puppy up 100 for my opening and 150 for the closing. WARNING: You will think that you will be able to write enough in your opening and closing to take up lots of space. You will feel the urge to give them both the same amount of words that you give your points. This is misguided and foolish. Not only will you 1) not be able to do it but 2) even if you did, that’s like getting a sandwich which is all bread. No one wants that. Don’t be that dude. Fight the urge.

 RIGHT SO. We’re still left on the other 1000 words.

If you have an idea that like, is bigger than the others, go ahead and give that puppy more of the word count than the others, fractions are your friend here and you wanna think about how much of your final product each of these babies will be. If you, like me, are an utter buffoon with no clue what youre doing, open your calculator up. Divide the remaining word count by the number of points you have. Congratulations. Youre doing the essaying.

If this is enough to get you started, GREAT! See you at step seven. BEFORE YOU GO I would like to give you this tip

5.    CITE YOUR INFORMATION AS YOU ADD IT IN.

It doesn’t need to be a full citation, just literally a footnote with something that will help you remember where its from and for the love of god WHAT PAGE IT IS ON. The you of 3 hours from now will thank you.

  6.    Filling in the skeleton

 I don’t know about you, but I cant exactly riff off of a single sentence. Like, I know what the VIBE of my point is, but like, I cant pull it out of a hat. The name of the game here is whittling down your arguments into thinner and thinner chunks that are easier and easier to bullshit. This is how you avoid that “burning building found in flames during Brooklyn fire” bullshit that memes. You don’t wanna meme. You wanna pass. So, figure out what the things you are gonna say and in each bit, keep track of how many words you are gonna write. EITHER

a)      You put how many words you think you can write on any point beside the point as you go and just keep developing points and shuffling word counts around until it matches the total for that section

or

b)     You evenly breakup the word count between all the points and keep breaking them down until you look at a subject and a word count and go “yeah that’s doable. I can do that.”

I prefer the second so LEGGO.

Ta-Da!

7.    Write ‘er up

Ahhh glad to see we’re all back together again. Try-hards who can ACTUALLY bullshit papers, glad to see you’ve rejoined us! This is the part where you take all that shit you’ve broken up into nice little chunks and you turn it into something worth reading. You can do it. I believe in you. Try and keep your citations in place.

I like to do this as a question answer thingy, like an exam, so halfway through writing mine is gonna look like this

 The handy part about the numbers is that it gives you a frame of reference for how your bullshit is going. Realized you had a lot more to say here than you thought? Dope! Less bullshit somewhere else, take it out of a weaker point. This point didn’t give as much as you thought it would? Split the difference elsewhere! This way you have checkpoints and you can see how your essay is going

And then you can go ahead and delete your skeleton work. Its time. Its served you well. For extra drama, whisper menacing nothings to it as you send it into the darkness. Personal favourites include “no one will mourn you,” “your fate belongs to me,” and “so this is what you have come to”

  8.    Citations

Theres like a million ways out there to find out how to do your citations and its gonna depend on what kind of a paper you are writing. I use Chicago most of the time, including here. My advice? Use a site like, bib.me or something to do your bibliography, and then plaster that in the bottom of your document. Use that as the building blocks to do your footnotes. Let Purdue Owl be your guide. Purdue Owl Style Guide Is A Mighty Friend Indeed.

 Also your welcome for that, “putting the page numbers in as you put the info in” shit. That took me alarmingly long to figure out. It’s a wonder theyre giving me a degree.

  9.    Proofread that shit, ya bougie bitch.

If you wanna be time effective, getting a friend to proofread while you do your citations is a great way to go. If you have a few days, put your paper away and come back to it. If you are out of friends and time then https://www.paperrater.com/ is your last hope.

  10.       Slap a title page on that shit and GET IT SUBMITTED

 No joke, I have been using the same template for a coverpage all through highschool and my undergrad. There is only one title page and every time I write an essay I take the title page from the last paper I wrote. There is no beginning. Only title page. Title? Topic of paper: point of paper. For example, If I had to title this screed I’d call it Essay Writing: An exploration of mediocrity. slap the date and your name and the course and instructor on there and BAM. YA DONE.

 Anyway submit that shit an go to bed youre done goodnight

EPILOGUE

I’ve gotten this essay back, and when I wrote it, I was barely a human being. Barely capable of human speech let alone a coherent argument. I would forget the end of the sentence by the time I typed out the beginning. But I still for a 70%! is it the best mark I’ve ever gotten? no! but it is a hell of a lot better than the 0% I would have gotten if i hadnt done this. I get it. And i hope this helps. 

[ferricadooza]

Louis’ rasp in itttt

🎵everything i need i get from youuuuu, and giving back is all i wanna doooooo🎵

AND THEN WHEN HARRY AND LOUIS' VOICES BLEND FOR THE BRIDGE AND I CAN'T BREATHE

[wrathofthestag]

Sobs Eternally...

@jack-manpain-zimmermann   Look what I have done!  I mean, that would just be the MEANEST, SADDEST AU one could write (apart from that one), right? Still, part of me is like, “Do it.  DOOOOOO ITTTT.”   It would also be so lovely and bittersweet.