#doting husbands

[calaisreno]

Coming in December:

"Doting Husbands" by Calais Reno

Sequel to Wooing Sherlock Holmes

John and Sherlock have been married for a year, living in a small Sussex village, and Sherlock is hoping to resume crime-solving, now as a hobby. Meanwhile, he will pursue a new hobby: writing a story. If only something would happen! Things don't turn out as murdery as Sherlock might like, but he does end up with a mystery to solve.

Excerpt:

As in most English villages inhabited primarily by people over the age of sixty, there is not much excitement here in Little Hopton. (That is not the real name of the village where we live. Because it is small, and the few people who live here might not enjoy being part of my story, I am fictionalising the name.)

For some time I have been hoping for a murder. John likes to remind me that saying this out loud in front of people who are not him is a bit not good. He knows that I don’t want someone to be murdered. I only mean that people will die anyway, and if someone should die mysteriously, it would please me to investigate their death. 

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[poetry-protest-pornography]

It's really too bad that Korn is so far up his dad's ass, because Tonkla would be the perfect Mafia wife. Korn is not built for murder, and Tonkla and the ghost of his murdered cat are very good at it.

Korn, get your shit together and wife that man (and kill your shitty dad).

[artxisxinxmyxsoul]

Aziraphale better start practicing that apology dance, he’s gonna be doing it for a while.

Don’t worry, Crowley definitely forgives him, he just needs to feel his feelings for a little bit❤️‍🩹

[suosgirl]

your honor, I love him ♡

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WIND BREAKER: Special Comic (Bonus from BD & DVD Vol.1) English Translation

[xxgoblin-dumplingxx]

I feel like doting wife would introduce Bruce to cheap Swiss miss hot chocolate and he would become (secretly) obsessed. It becomes his go-to little treat.

I feel like the opposite happens

"I don't really like hot chocolate but thank you-"

"You'll like this," Bruce assured you, brushing a kiss against your temple as Alfred set down a cup of hot chocolate for you. You'd come home soaked to the skin and teeth chattering.

If this were a cartoon, you would have been blue and dripping icicles..

Bruce, evidently wasn't the only one concerned. How Alfred had found the time to add the extra flourishes, Bruce would never know but. He appreciated it. And he could tell that you did too, even if you didn't have any particular urge to drink it.

You took a sip tentatively. And he could practically see you thaw out. It was satisfying. You melted literally and figuratively. "This is good. Did they come out with a new flavor or-"

"Madam," Alfred sniffed, suppressing a smile with difficulty, "There has never been hot chocolate mix in this house and I refuse to allow it. That's from scratch."

"Amazing."

"Thank you," Alfred said, cheeks coloring just slightly. "I live to please."

[givemeuniversalcrossovers]

Luigi taking care of a Yoshi egg and Bowser walks past seeing him holding an egg cradling it like his own baby clearly warming it with his own body heat and it makes Bowser slightly feral. Accidentally turns on the baby brain. Absolutely needs to go make a nest and put his nest mate in there and have a healthy brood right now this very second. Higher thinking pft gone, only snuggle in nest and egg.

[moongothic]

Seen a few people too many discuss the concept of Dragodile Baby 2 and my hot take is that there's no way in hell Crocodile would ever detransition just to go through nine months of horrible dysphoria again, let alone go through pregnancy ever again (or allow Ivankov to even touch him, what if they died and weren't able to trans Croc's gender again afterwards? Hell naw, ain't worth the risk)

But this leaves an opportunity for a Funnier Option:

Dragon wants another baby? Sure, but it's his turn to carry it >:)

[teacups-and-saucers]

what if:

season 4. cuba. it opens with a bed, tangled sheets. will grunting and turning around in bed. camera moves in and over the bed to reveal two heads on the pillows. then, in a husky voice,

"Scorning the daylight again, Darling?"

hannibal ! eyes barely open ! staring lovingly at will ! then:

"Last time you called me that, we had to look for a new tailor."

and hannibal just laughs. and nuzzles into will's neck. and will sighs. because hannibal exasperates him BUT HE LIKES IT. CAN'T PRETEND HE DOESN'T ANYMORE. then hannibal goes:

"I take it you prefer no guests for breakfast?"

then will goes:

"We have enough."

[wordstome]

ok this isn’t gonna go into the amnesia husband soap fic (probably) but all I can think about is the doctors giving him instructions on how to help you recover muscle strength after being bedridden for like a month and he waits for like. three days before he’s like you know hen…I’ve got a great idea for how you can get some exercise in without over taxing your muscles and it’s just sex. he’s just fucking you. the doctors can get bent—as your husband, he knows what’s best for you, after all ❤️

[calaisreno]

Doting Husbands

Chapter One: Exposition

Sherlock takes on a new hobby: writing a story. If only something would happen! Takes place a year after the ending of Wooing Sherlock Holmes. He and John have been married for a year, still retired, living in Sussex.

Note: If you haven’t read Wooing Sherlock Holmes, this contains some references to the events of that story, so you might want to read that first.

Tagging: @peanitbear @mydogwatson @chinike @lisbeth-kk @ninasnakie @lhrinchelsea @sentimentalfuturist @totallysilvergirl. @keirgreeneyes @grace-in-the-wilderness @inevitably-johnlocked

[arsenicflame]

teacher student edizzy au but theyre literally already married, its just Izzy as a history teacher or something and Ed as a forever student (they can afford this because of a youth of crime & family discounts) studying something different every few years. he never pursues something all the way to PHD, just has a ton of different degrees. but every time they have some freak psychosexual teacher/student roleplay about it. like, Ed's studying for a chemistry degree, why is he taking a history class? (to fuck the professor)

[chuluoyi]

Does Gojo successfully get Y/N pregnant in that one fic where their son walks in on them?👀👀 If so, what's his reaction?

HMMM👀 actually i don’t plan him to have more kids buuuut for the sake of headcanon—

the love of his life is carrying his second child? he’ll be over the moon! he'll smother you with kisses and just gets soft🥺

"i love you," he said in the softest whisper on your marital bed, and you could've sworn his eyes got a little glassy though he wouldn't admit it. "much, much more than you can ever imagine."

your first pregnancy was quite rough, with you being sick quite often. knowing that, this time gojo will pamper you even more and provide you with the best of everything. while he's away quite often when duty calls, he teaches your son to help you, but also always reminds him to immediately call him should you be having a rough time again because everything else be damned—he'll come back asap if you need him.

despite the obvious excitement, he is also worried about various things; you giving birth (the last time being quite traumatic for him), his second child inheriting his limitless again, how he is going to give his kids the best childhood while juggling his horrid job... the list goes on.

but with you by his side, he knows that everything will be alright.

[alicentflorent]

I can’t stop thinking about the fact that Alicent had two more pregnancies inflicted upon her and gave birth to another two sons (aka potential threats in the line of succession) after she already feared for the lives of her existing children and viserys had already got fed up playing dad to his children with Alicent. No wonder her fear and paranoia continued to grow the more children she had the more she had to lose.

[xxgoblin-dumplingxx]

More on doting husband Bruce? they're my serotonin 🥺

"You hate shopping," Bruce mused. More amused than angry at the bags you set down. What you bought today would hardly make a dent in your "allowance" that he kept putting in your account- given that you'd stopped taking a salary, stating that you didn't need it but the legal aid office did.

You shrug, "I do like supporting local businesses- and we've got staff birthdays coming so I was gonna have Dick help me make gift baskets."

"A capital idea," Alfred said, nodding his approval.

"It's very cute," Bruce agreed, "So what all did you buy?"

"Some fun soaps. And travel cups. Candles, some boxes of candy... Odds and ends mostly. I wasn't really sure what people would want so I tried to cover all the bases. The Baskets are still in my car."

"I think it's charming," Alfred assured you. "The ladies will be thrilled and the gentlemen will be if not thrilled, appreciative."

"How is soap fun?" Bruce asked, poking through bags.

"It's fun scents. And they make it there. It's goatmilk and oatmeal. They make the tumbler cups too."

"Note to self," Bruce said out loud, locating a soap and smelling it. "Next time we go on vacation avoid the mainstreet and-"

"Just to bougie part. I do love a good boutique. Especially if they make something on site."

[cookinguptales]

there was a lot to love in 5.03, but I don't think anything killed me quite like Guillermo and The Guide tucking Nadja into Guillermo's scarf so she wouldn't get cold. ;A;

[warpedpuppeteer]

Silly snupin au where it's post war and they both survive and get together but Sev is just super committed into being a househusband now. Like he's COMMITTED you get me?

Cooking, cleaning, fighting with other housewives/househusbands during a sale. And Remus going like "Are you sure" and Sev just snaps at him like "Yes. I'm done with kids and teaching and potions". Remus is a bit doubtful at first but he sees how committed Sev is in making this work and he's like "okay 👍🏽". He does like coming home to see Sev in a ridiculous frilly apron (that has like a bloody knife on it or something idk) making dinner and fighting with the ingredients (being good at potions does not a good cook make).

MAYBE HE PACKS CUTE BENTO BOXES FOR REMUS TOO. And Remus (who works at the ministry for werewolf rights) always has his jealous co-workers praising his bentos and tells him he's so lucky but when he's like "thanks, my husband Sev made it! :D" they're like "who did what now" and is convinced Rem is pulling their leg.

Then one day, Remus forgets his lunch, he gets a howler from Sev going off like YOU UNGRATEFUL LOUT HOW DARE YOU DISREGARD ALL MY HARD WORK OF WAKING UP AT AN UNGODLY HOUR JUST TO PACK YOU LUNCH SO THAT YOU DON'T COLLAPSE OF HUNGER BY FORGETTING IT! YOU SIMPLY HAD TO PUT IT IN YOUR BAG!!

And that's when everyone realizes that wow Remus was in fact, telling the truth. He has a scary war hero husband at home packing him cute lunches everyday.

When Rem goes home with a few stalks of flowers as an apology he finds Sev by the fireplace sullenly knitting a throw blanket for their couch. It's a bit wonky here and there but it has character.

And Remus realizes how incredibly idiotically in love he is with his husband 🥹