#dr Jimmy

[heretherebedork]

I do love the additional little bits we gets from the behind the scenes. Because hands matter.

Bonus: All the doctor moments in the BTS

[chinzhilla-edits]

jimmy jitaraphol ; icons

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[littleforeignaffairs]

Do you think when Jimmy's reading a script he's just like "no no no no"

[placetneplacet]

Dr. Jimmy back with Backaof, another win!

[gennianydots]

Absolutely no one: …

Me, under my breath: “bucket hat dads, bucket hat dads, bucket hat dads, bucket hat dads, bucket ha-”

[hannahhook7744]

Dr Jiminy part 3;

Summary; in which Jiminy Cricket has a show like Dr Phil that also does parentity testing. Trigger warning; child abuse, guns, death threats, and a broken marriage. Swearing. Part 1 can be found here and part 2 can be found here. Requested by @idontliketomatoesleavemealone and @cleverqueenchild . Hope you enjoy.

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Dr Jiminy: Hello, all my crickets. Today we have two very special guests. Mulan.....and SHANG!

*Mulan and Shang enter from behind the curtains and take a seat on the couch*

Dr Jiminy *shakes their hands* How ya doing Shang? Mulan. Lovely to see you again. Now it's come to my understanding that you want to do a DNA test on your youngest, Lonnie?

Shang: That's right.

Mulan *nods*

Dr Jiminy: May I ask why that is? You both seem rather calm about this considering most people only come for DNA tests when the topic of cheating is involved.

Mulan: Oh no, we're not here because he thinks I cheated.

Shang: Which, for the record, I don't believe.

Dr Jiminy: oh?

Mulan: Yeah, we're actually here because we want to shut down the rumors and weirdness around people not believing that Shang is Lonnie's father.

Dr Jiminy: O-oh. *mutters* Well, that's a new one. *speaks up* Well, I have the results right here in this envelope. Are you ready?

Shang *grumbles* as ready as I'll ever be.

Mulan: More ready than I have ever been for anything else in my entire life.

*picture of Lonnie in her pjs in the kitchen, smiling pops up*

Dr Jiminy *opens the envelope * In the case of 16 year old, Li Lan-Lei (Lonnie), Shang.... you.. ARE THE FATHER!

Shang: I KNEW IT!

Crowd: OOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!

Mulan: WE TOLD YOU SO!

Crowd *looks sheepish*

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Dr Jiminy: Lady Tremaine, is it true that when you found out your grandson, Anthony, was dating Harriet, you called him a moron and her a hussy?

Lady Tremaine: It is and I would do it AGAIN!

*crowd gasps*

Harriet* runs out from behind stage* SAY THAT TO MY FACE, YOU BITCH!

Dr Jiminy: Uh oh. SECURITY!

Harriet *lunges*

Anthony *back stage, mortified and covering Dizzy's eyes* Note to self, never invite grandmother to Holiday gatherings.

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Dr Jiminy: Now, Queen Aurora. King Philip. What do you have to say against the accusations that have been leveled against you by your daughter?

Philip, defensive: Okay, so we weren't the most attentive parents but we aren't neglective!

Aurora, quiet: Neglective is a rather strong word for it.

Dr Jiminy: Then what would you call *checks notes* only seeing your daughter during holidays and big royal events?

Philip *dryly* Being a busy royal.

Crowd *starts booing*

Philip *stands up* WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME? I'M RIGHT!

Aurora: She was with family!

Dr Jiminy *looking disappointed* that doesn't make you any less neglective for not playing a bigger part in her life. She's your only child.

Crowd *booing louder and start throwing things*

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Dr Jiminy: Mr Clayton. Is it true that you shot at your son six times last month?

William Clayton: He's being a baby! It was only 3!I wouldn't waste that much amo on him in a month.

Clay *yelling from behind stage* You shot at me six times in one day once!

William: BECAUSE YOU WERE BEING ANNOYING! EVEN YOUR YOUNGER BROTHERS AREN'T THAT ANNOYING!

William's sister, Lady Waltham, busts out from behind the curtains: YOU WHAT?! I'LL KILL YOU!

William: oh shit *bolts*

Lady Waltham *chases him*GET BACK HERE AND TAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT LIKE A MAN!

Dr Jiminy: Oh dear.

Cash Clayton, 10: Should we stop her? Could we even stop her?

Clay, 18: GO AUNT MANDY! GO! KICK HIS ASS!

Wilson 'Will' Clayton, 12: I'll take that as a no...

[seniouesbabes]

Lily Maymac 🌸🍒💋🌸 Learning about my skin via VISIA ANALYSIS 🧐

[will-graham-coded]

[wszczebrzyszynie]

played scp containment breach with a friend and felt extremely nostalgic. translating these was hell sorry if theyre hard to understand. grian should be just one class but who cares im not fixing that

[gomosmorodina]

craziest crossover breaking bad x treasure island (1988)

[freakartack]

IN ADDITION to my warioware birthday group shot, i have FINALLY made cover art for all of my almost-a-year-old warioware character playlists. And in honor of warioware day i am officially releasing them into the wild. Enjoy these carefully curated slices of everyone's brains, and sorry in advance.

(There is 1 more cover/playlist that i could not fit on this post due to the image limit, so there is a fun surprise in there for you to find...)

[thenadnerb02]

The existence of the WarioWare games within the greater Mario universe is so fascinating to me because it means Wario is constantly going back and forth between two different friend groups, one of which seemingly doesn’t know the other exists at all.

I guess I have to admire his dedication to keeping his work and downtime activities completely separate from each other.

[green199213]

a few wariowares i drew about a year ago.

[dr-robert-chase-apologist]

[grozavt1horech1e]

Love them

[hilsonamore]

House the moment he spotted his next victim, aka a depressed, flustered, drunk, cute-ass young doctor that managed to get his sorry ass into jail