#drunk santa

[whereifindsanity]

Ouch!

[cringywhitedragon]

A follow-up to this post but here’s a cursed MSPaint Fezandipiti in MEIKO’s Christmas module with an exploding bottle/Molotov Cocktail (Aka Drunk Santa)

[justahillbillyfromouterspace]

just open it and read it ! . Test tomorrow morning  . ya I wrote it 

[pademelonluck]

what i found when i typed hilarious in the GIFS

[guanomole]

I don't know if it's funny or sad but we found our local Santa Claus drunk and fallen in a bush just now.

I don't know how no one had noticed him there for half an hour but we called the ambulance to come get him.

Hope he recovers enough to come next Christmas to see the new little ones.

[pinkflipphonez]

here’s my rusame secret santa gift for amerus king @ironicorange!

I hope I did the funny christmas sweater concept justice (ivan totally knitted them both) and it was a huge honor to draw something for you! thank you for representing the amerus/rusame community as amazingly as you do, much love! xo

[vanillayoteart]

Santa's Helper(?)

Something for Loki from my weekly streams! I'm not sure how much he is helping by eating all the cookies and downing all the eggnog in the house.

[buck4yabang]

[randombrowngirl]

Secret Santa was a success

[sleepytownzzz]

santa barbara abby, my beloved

[4gifs]

Drunk Santa balloon

[heguanshan]

Drunk momo:

Clingy AF

Sexy AF 🫦

Likes to be carried and hugged

Emotional disaster

Cute crybaby

Constantly talks about He tian 24/7

Ask ‘where is He tian’ after every word.

Talks about why he ‘Hate’ He tian but ends up making out with him.

[pauls1967moustache]

fic: when you kiss my lips, I'll get a thrill through my fingertips

For the kink meme prompt: First US visit - John is busy with Cyn, George is busy with his sister, which leaves Paul and Ringo to entertain themselves…

@beatleskinkmeme secret santa gift for cherished friend @heybulldogs ❤️❤️❤️

(read on ao3)

[wander-over-the-words]

Live for the notion that Benny is always wearing something with a chequered pattern on it like

it’s especially hot out one day so he ditches the blazer. comes down from his suite in a short sleeved button up but oh look it has black and white checkers.

christmas comes around and his christmas jumper? black and white checkers. is it christmassy? fuck you

goes for a dip in the pool. swim trunks? black and white checkers

needs to blow his nose. handkerchief? black and white checkers

one of his boys is getting married or something and they beg him not to wear the goddamn chequered suit so he just “ugh fine” and turns up in a normal black suit and then when someone makes a quip like “funny to see you not wearing checkers haha” Benny looks them in the eye, props his foot up on the nearest piece of furniture and rolls up his trouser leg and oh yeah socks have black and white checkers

gonna be wearing a chequered tie at his own wedding. that's non-negotiable, baby.

the only item of clothing he weirdly never wears checkers on is his undies which are always those boxers with love hearts that you see when dudes get pantsed in cartoons

[kscribbs]

Sometimes you roll out of bed "look[ing] like Nick Nolte after Mardi Gras”, as our Lord and Saviour Oliver Putnam once said. And that's okay.

[bits-of-wit]