#did i miss anything

[lilacjunimo]

all day I’ve just been spiraling over the fact that the Marauder is gone and Crosshair missed the shot and Omega thinks Crosshair made the shot and Hunter doesn’t know Omega was taken and Wrecker saving Gonky from the explosion and Wrecker doesn’t know what happened in general after the explosion and we didn’t see Echo at all and Batcher was shot at and CX-2 said domicile and the way CX-2 questioned Shep sounded exactly like Tech to me and Phee almost met CX-2 and we still don’t know who CX-2 is and Omega is going back to Tantiss willingly and Emerie is now helping with project necromancer in place of Nala Se and Emerie was disposed of by Nala Se (?) and Cid once again is trash and Cad Bane in general and the baby clones finally made their return to our screens and that swing kick Hunter did and Wrecker never got his two ice cones and lula and tech’s goggles are safe and-

[st4rfckerz]

Cmon Nai, give us a detailed description on what you think Anakin’s dick looks like

maybe 5-6.5 inches soft/7.5-9 inches hard, thick to where if you wrapped your fingers around it your fingertips would almosttt touch, a vein follows along his shaft and kinda forks into two veins near the tip, keeps himself trimmed sometimes but it's common for him to forget, bulbous tip around #c97878 but turns #ab6262 when he's hard, shaft would be maybe #c08282???

[strawberryscorp]

heres some hp next gen headcanons that i found in my drafts!!

scorpius loves rewatching childrens shows. albus acts like he hates it, but he gets super into the plot lines.

lily luna can just talk and talk and talk for ages. shes the definition of a lalalala girl

albus gets lots of freckles in the summer

astoria braided flowers into dracos hair before scorpius was born

albus draws on his arms all the time

[heraldofcrow]

Every day I wake up, check tumblr, and witness the many different types of fandoms on my dash.

They include:

World Ship War III

Mean Girls But With Grown Adults

They Jus’ Vibin’

Cat Fans

Cat Fans (except the cat is a fictional mass murderer <;3)

Half This Fandom is On a Discord Server

Marine Biologists

Witchcore Aesthetic Goth Vampcore Cottage Moodboard Flowergarden Fairycore Whimsigoth Anti-Colonialism Activists

Smol Fandom is so Tiny and Hopeful

Old School Nerds

Gay Gay Homosexual Gay

Everything Is Yuri If You’re Not a Coward

We Really Fucking Like Birds

Mini Figure Bros

Council of Tolkien

Council of Martin

Council of IRL History

Vampires vs Werewolves

The Thirsty People

That Cannibal is Hot

Cannibalism is Hot

Dracula

That Pukicho Creature

Neil Gaiman’s Funhouse Extravaganza

We Like Creatures In a Not-Normal Way

Weird Obscure Surreal Video Games

Everything Leads Back to Silent Hill

What the Fuck Kinda Manga is This

Baldur Is Gay For the Third Time

Neon Genesis Evangelion

Guilt-Trip Political Commentators

Terrified Political Commentators

Sincere Political Commentators

80s Goth Music Fans

We Have Been Having the Same Arguments For 27.5 Years

Slavs

[agni-ashes]

poor skizz

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[mafesti]

Just trust me,

Pairing(s): Kyle "Gaz" Garrick x GN! Reader Summary: In life, I love you dearly. In death, I'll still love you till the very end. Word Count: 6636 (bwoah-) Warning(s): Angst (but it sucks probably) A/N: I was a bit down and felt like 💩 so I decided to write this and take you all down with me.

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"You'll be fine." He said, his glassy eyes betraying the words that were coming out of his mouth.

He was trying to stay strong, but he was deeply worried for you. He couldn't let you leave him like this, not yet. You two had such a close bond and he wanted to share more with you, to know you more, to hope and experience a future with you.

You noticed that you were carried - or rather cradled in the arms of someone, and the sound his footsteps digging into the mud below made you knew he was running with all his might.

Your vision was rather blurry, but you remembered the events of you being rescued from them.

But it was too late.

You were critically injured by the time he breached the metal door. The wounds that they inflicted on you was still fresh in your mind, and you could still feel every sting of it, even if you could barely make out anything else in the world apart from the voice transporting you.

His voice was strongly familiar and comforting at the same time.

"Just hold on a little bit longer," he pleaded. "I promise we can get to the beach together with the rest of the task force, I promise I'll buy that stupid roach plushie you wanted, I promise I'll let you buy anything you want - So please... please don't leave me yet."

You wanted to speak to the voice, to him, to let him know that it's alright and that you were somewhat still breathing, but the only thing you could do was let out a pained groan.

The person looked relieved when you were alive, even more so when he noticed you trying your hardest to speak to him. "Shhh, it's okay," the voice whispered quietly next to you, holding you close. "I'm here with you.. Just stay awake, yeah?"

Ah, you remember know, that voice - The way it was so soft and familiar, like the touch of a reassuring hand on the back.

You knew it all too well.

It was Gaz, or what you would usually call him, Kyle. He had been your closest companion through all the intense and crazy moments, and now, he was here to help you go through this one.

As much as you wanted to stay with him, to talk to him, to feel him, to delay the bitter end, you knew your time was almost up. Death had called upon you, and it was indeed an unavoidable fate, and you didn't like it one bit.

Why couldn't it wait,

Through teary eyes, you managed to mutter the needed words out: "Just stop…" Your voice was shaky and weak, but you knew Gaz could hear you clearly. "Would you…?"

His heart sank as he realized what you meant by that. You wanted to stop here and face your demise. He didn't want to let you go so quickly, not yet.

"No, no, no," He begged, desperate for you to stay alive. "I promise things will be okay, we can get through this. Just hold on a little bit longer, please."

Just a little bit more?

You were so weak - physically and emotionally - and you felt yourself slowly slipping away little by little.

"I don't think I can hold on," you murmured, your voice so soft and hoarse from all the pain and tears. "I'm so sorry…"

"Please, just stay with me for a little while longer. I need you right now." He begged again, and he would do it a thousand times if it meant you being alive in the end.

You were losing your grip, you were failing to hang on. And you couldn't help but feel guilty for failing to hold on and stay.

"Please, please, please-" Gaz was distraught, falling to his knees in the mud but not caring in the slightest. His arms wrapped closely around you, hands intertwined with yours as he holds you like you were the most precious thing to him.

Even when death was coming to pick you up, all you wanted was to see him. His gentle touch against your skin was a final source of comfort and reassurance. The last thing you wanted to see was him, just one last time…

Ah, of course I can't.

With the final bits of strength that were left in you, your hand went up to his cheek, and your eyes fluttered with love towards him. These last moments were filled with so much emotion, with so much hope and desire.

"Promise me, something…" Your voice was no more than a whisper, but the need for him to know this was strong.

"If I die, stay alive," and you meant it with every fiber of your being. "Eat properly, get enough sleep, act like nothing ever happened, act like I never existed." You didn't want him to ruin his life just because of you.

"Live a happy life without me." That last bit was hard to say, but you had to make sure he knew this. "You'll find someone better than me, I know it. Just know I'll always love you for eternity. Stay alive for me, okay?"

"I will," Gaz replied in a determined voice, his eyes staring right into yours, his expression a little heartbroken while being so strong at the same time. He didn't want to lose you at all, but he couldn't deny the inevitability of what was going to happen.

"I'll eat well, sleep enough, act like nothing happened. But I'll never act like you never existed." It was a bitter truth, one you could both see and feel. "You're the one person I love. And I'll live on for the both of us."

A small chuckle left your lips, a bitter yet amused one. The smile on your face still being amused at his determination, even in the time of death. Everything felt increasingly quiet and your vision began filling with that familiar void of darkness.

It was time, both you and Gaz knew this.

"I love you, Kyle." Those were the last words you said to him, and he knew that was your way of ensuring he knew how much he meant to you. As your voice gave out and your vision went black, you felt the soft embrace of death finally claim you as its own.

He hugged you tighter, desperately wanting to hold on to the final moments you had left together. His embrace was like a last attempt to make you stay a little longer. Every little bit he could get mattered to him at this point, but he was powerless against the forces of fate.

"I love you too," Gaz whispered back softly, his voice filled with so much emotion and regret. He felt your hand grow weak and your body went limp against his own, and he was suddenly overcome with grief. He couldn't stand the thought of losing you like this, but he couldn't deny the imminent reality.

His shoulders started to shake lightly as tears streamed down his cheeks like a waterfall. His face was buried in your shoulder as he cried without end, the feeling of guilt never leaving his aching heart.

"I'm sorry... I'm so sorry.." He whispered one last time.

See what I did there? A bit bittersweet ending innit? Though I don't really like it, so I might change something. I'm still deciding whether I should make Gaz's POV or not.

[heguanshan]

Drunk momo:

Clingy AF

Sexy AF 🫦

Likes to be carried and hugged

Emotional disaster

Cute crybaby

Constantly talks about He tian 24/7

Ask ‘where is He tian’ after every word.

Talks about why he ‘Hate’ He tian but ends up making out with him.

[spamgyu]

in the last 24 hours....

i have revealed my local acc and burner acc

found out a handful of us have nearly been killed with seventeen as our background music

spiraled (what's new)

barely survived the cheol announcement

got himbo coded mingyu shoot

eric xu weibo live

dino in pfw

knetz finding out cheol is korean

seungkwan going on live to call it christian louBOOtin

[askingrayla-leone]

Big night this night:

- Dean Pelton inherits Jeff's old secret admirer that one came from nowhere

- (Shirley initates) THE greendale wedding of Winger and Britta

- Troy's only fans life revealed?

[alicornze7]

-EMERGENCY INTERRUPTION POST/hj-

idc if it’s 4 days late have this April Fools special!!

this took longer than it should but it’s more of a treat for myself so win-win

I don't actually have an official persona so have this lil’ guy I made in 6th grade instead (he's gonna represent me until I design my actual sona)

Close-ups :

this drawing single-handedly destroyed my workflow

-we will return to our regular posting schedule shortly-

[rosekushina]

Everything GREAT about RWBY Volume 7 that Volume 8 Completely Ruined (A Retrospect / Salty Opinion) 

You can disagree with me if you like, but everything below is 100% canon :)

~~~

V7: Maiden Powers recognize Penny as a “real girl” even though she’s a robot and has the aura of a man (her father) - an incredible subversion of the Pinocchio trope that validates Penny and sets up her journey as a Maiden

V8: Penny is turned human against her will and DIES (again), the powers transfer to someone else - copy/paste of Pinocchio

V7: Salem is moments away and fast approaching, so the heroes have literal SECONDS to come up with a plan before she invades Atlas. Salem arrives at the end of the season, ready to strike

V8: Salem WAITS in her whale and doesn’t attack right away, completely retconning the urgency and stakes at the end of Volume 7

V7: Ruby, Blake(?), and Nora want to help Mantle the whole Volume. Team RWBY is angry Ironwood is leaving Mantle behind and want to do something about it - have no plan but are willing to try anyway (very noble but naive)

V8: Ruby abandons Mantle in episode 1 and steals Ironwood’s idea for Amity, Blake and Nora go with her. Yang helps out in Mantle for one episode before abandoning it (everyone abandons Mantle, Salem doesn’t even attack Mantle)

V7: The Staff can only be used for one purpose at a time and if someone else uses it, the previous creation will disappear, foreshadowing that Atlas will inevitably fall and Salem will get the Relic. Ironwood establishes the Staff is keeping Amity up and that the Gravity Dust is a cover-up story for the public

V8: Gravity Dust is apparently holding up Atlas anyway so they have time to use the Staff and evacuate people before it crashes. Team RWBY PURPOSEFULLY destroy a whole continent and takes the Relic out of the Vault for no reason (they do Salem's job for her)

V7: Ironwood wants to save all of Atlas’s citizens, Mantle citizens already evacuated, TWO RELICS = saving Remnant (keeping them away from Salem), and a Maiden. Wants to save who he can in the VERY short time he can, knows that in war there are consequences and you cannot save everyone. They cannot beat Salem so why risk his entire city/two Relics in a battle he knows he cannot win? (Salem is immortal). A HERO/war veteran who recognizes the cost of war

V8: Ironwood kills his own citizens for no reason, threatens to bomb his own city for no reason AFTER Salem is already defeated, and only cares about the “plot of land” that Atlas is on, the upper class, and technology. Turned into a one-dimensional antagonist because he disagrees with the protagonists 

V7: Ironwood sacrifices his own arm to successfully stop a bad guy in the greatest act of heroism the show has ever seen (“Hero” plays in the background)

V8: Ironwood "losing limbs represents him losing his humanity" and how he “has sacrificed everyone else”. Now has a Semblance that he cannot control that can potentially control his mind against his will (never brought up and can be attributed to mental health)

V7: Ruby VS Ironwood - different ideologies on how to save people, but neither of them are wrong. Will they come together and stop their common enemy (Salem), or give-in to fear and become divided? No right or wrong answer - complicated, morally grey, trolley-problem

V8: Ruby denounces Ironwood to the world as she preaches about being united, Ironwood is the big-bad of the season and dies a villain while Salem is right there (common enemy). Team RWBY’s way of thinking was right all along even though they only came up with a plan after Salem was defeated and ended up evacuating anyway, the same thing Ironwood wanted to do from the beginning. Do not acknowledge the parallels between them and how team RWBY did more harm than good - Ren tries to bring this up but is later forced to apologize and treated as wrong even though he was spitting straight facts

V7: Ruby lies to Ironwood and gets called out for it, arrested and loses Ironwood’s trust (immediate consequences of her actions). Ruby did the same thing Ozpin did (lie with good intentions), which they got mad at him for but now she is put in his shoes - start of some great character development for Ruby!

V8: Ruby’s lie is never brought up again and there are no long-term consequences for her actions. She gets away scott-free and never admits to her mistakes. Ruby never realizes that she did the same thing Ozpin did and shows no empathy toward him, makes OZPIN apologize to them while Emerald (a bad guy) sits on the steps and watches that happen

V7: Ruby is put in the same position as Ironwood - who can you save in the short amount of time you have ? Has to learn what it truly means to be a leader in a time of war

V8: Ruby sits and drinks tea for half the Volume wondering what to do and then destroys an entire continent on purpose and loses two Relics in the span of two days - does not acknowledge that Ironowod had a point

V7: Salem cannot be beaten, how will they fight her and her Whale?

V8: Oscar blows her and the Whale up half-way through the Volume after Salem does absolutely nothing the whole season. Ozpin now has a magical bomb in his staff he could have used any time

V7: There is NO WAY to save everyone

V8: The Staff has the power to do literally anything so let's create portals to get everyone out

V7: Vacuo is the next target

V8: Team RWBY dump the entire population of Atlas and Mantle into Vacuo, causing a refugee crisis with the knowledge that Salem is heading there next (Emerald knows this and is on their side now, she would have told them)

V7: Ironwood instantly trusts team RWBY with his entire plan, gives them back the Relic, gives them their huntsman licenses. Meanwhile the girls do not trust their allies (good-guys) and lie to them and go behind their backs and betray their trust - a good message on trust the girls will eventually have to learn

V8: Trust Emerald and tell her everything about their plan, trust Hazel with the password to the Lamp. “Trust is a risk” now after they didn’t trust a GOOD GUY for an entire Volume (hypocrites)

V7: Qrow is indirectly responsible for Clover’s death but takes it out on Ironwood in his anger, wants to fight Ironwood and probably kill him in rage. Probably lets himself be arrested so he can get closer to Ironwood

V8: Qrow gets over his grudge and never confronts Ironwood (we all wanted this to happen right?) after sitting out in prison the whole Volume. Doesn't seem to care that his nieces are out there facing Salem as he's in jail

V7: One question left in the Lamp, but they cannot summon Jynn unless they actually have a question this time (via. Volume 6)

V8: Oscar shows Jynn to Hazel and Emerald, and she lets them go without asking a question

V7: Weiss’ mother tells her not to forget about her brother

V8: Weiss sticks a sword in her brother’s face and only thanks him after he proves himself useful 

V7: Fall of Beacon 2.0 promised

V8: Battle of Atlas lasts one episode while the girls drink tea and watch it happen, none of the main characters (or villains for that matter) take part in the battle (it is pushed to the background)

V7: Salem vs Ozpin epic fight/reunion approaching

V8: Salem and Ozpin say two sentences to each other and do not discuss their pasts and/or fight (Oscar is the one who fights Salem)

V7: Amity is NOT finished so they cannot get a message out

V8: Amity IS finished it just needs more dust to launch

V7: Oscar is separated from the group at the end of V7, will the heroes get to him before Salem does??

V8: The heroes instantly find Oscar in the first few minutes of Volume 8, but then Salem gets him anyway (what was the point)

V7: Every single bad-guy ALIVE in the show is present at the end of the Volume

V8: Mercury and Tyrian leave half-way through the Volume after doing nothing, Ironwood is now the main villain even though Salem is right there. Ruby never comes face-to-face with Salem.

~~~

Volume 7 was (still is?) my favorite Volume. It wasn't perfect, it had flaws, but for what it's worth it gave us an INCREDIBLE set-up for what should have been the best Volume ever (Volume 8). I was beyond excited when Volume 8 came out - we were going to see legendary fights! Ruby was going to get some much-needed character development. But instead, the show completely fumbled the ball HARD, ignored everything amazing it had established the previous Volume, and completely buffered every theme, fight, character, and story-line it had going for it. :( As a fan, and as a Screenwriting Major, this is just disappointing. I'm more sad than I am angry, and this leads me to believe that everything I loved about Volume 7 was created by accident.

[mysterygrl20]

what a jam packed saturday april 6:

💜 INTERNATIONAL ACE DAY

🥵 the sign - lost in the jungle stage footage

🫧 playboyy - goodbye party footage

🇲🇽 mosbank - fan meet in Mexico

💸 starkid's cinderella kickstarter drops

and many BLs and GLs to watch

[jdotsodomite]

post kinnporsche watch to do list:

- buy more slutty man jewelry

- speed up top surgery for more tits out shirts

- write vegaspete fic

[ferrari-desmosedici-wwe-fc]

Chaos, FIA clowning so hard once again, rain, everybody drifting, canceled laps, reinstated laps, grass that starts burning alone

Welcome to Chinese GP 2024!

[dragoninatrenchcoat]

1. Elon Musk buys Twitter

2. People start scattering to search for other platforms

3. Tumblr, like a dormant crab, shakes off its crust and welcomes new members

4. Tumblr hesitantly tries making money and succeeds

5. Satisfied, Tumblr tries introducing features requested by users

6. Tumblr introduces the poll feature

7. Users immediately discard all ongoing Twitter-based poll tournaments and without missing a beat begin a tumblr sexyman tournament

8. Cecil WTNV defeats an anime boy in the sexyman tournament

9. Tumblr olds celebrate Cecil WTNV and new users either get interested or just want to get in on the joke

10. WTNV sees an immediate and measurable uptick in downloads both from new and returning listeners