#dsmp edward

[off-the-rails-raccoon]

What pet/kid would squeak if you squeeze them?

First and foremost: definitely Shroud, like its undeniable, but you would also be mauled afterwards to its debatable if it's really worth it.

Micheal would as well but he's probably gonna go tell on you and sic Tubbo on you.

Yogurt, because of course.

Friend I think would but I'm a little less certain for Mareep.

And finally, I feel like Edward (who is technically more of a roommate than kid/pet but he needs to be included in more) would make some weird noise that you can't translate into words but it would be similar enough to classify as a squeak.

[bash-my-brains-in]

Chat I’ve just realized that I never seen a 100% straight Slimecicle character.

Like not even maybe straight, with a cis man dating a cis woman. The closest I can think of that Slime has ever gotten was with Peter from jrwi apotheosis, since Rumi was a character that, while technically unlabeled, used all pronouns meaning they could theoretically be a woman. But because of that thought process Peter would also be gay because Rumi was also kinda a man as well. So even if we’re generous, Peter would still be bi/pan, so not straight.

And like maybe qsmp because Mariana’s/character used she/him pronouns, but that isn’t really ‘canon’ so to speak, plus same issue as Peter. Also, the only women at the island for a long time was an aroace woman, and when more woman finally came they were uninterested in men because they didn’t want to date or because they just straight up weren’t into men. That made it so any relationships that happened had to be gay by default. Plus there was the whole bunny suit thing, and with Slime constantly flirting with Cellbit during purgatory, and Philza a bit too, and the fact that he never once flirted with a woman the entire time he was in purgatory/the island, safe to say q!Slime is off the possible straight checklist.

“But what about characters like Charlie’s backrooms videos?!” I hear the naysayers question, “Or Genloss Slimecicle? What about the characters that didn’t interact with anybody or formed no romantic relationships at all?” they cry out. Well dear reader, I have the perfect argument to an inquiry like this! An argument so airtight, that they’ll have no choice but to admit defeat!

They could be straight I guess, but like, using that same logic, they could also be the biggest boy kissers on the block, so like unless Charlie comes out and says without a doubt that they’re 100% straight, we’ll just have to assume they’re unlabeled…so my point still stands either way…

Even characters that don’t get much attention in the fandom overall, (and they really should) like Xiv aren’t because they fall under the Rumi category, gender identity makes it so they can’t be ‘properly’ straight no matter who they date. Hell, even his npcs are gay as fuck, like just look at Edward Twilight from The Suckening.

Overall, Charlie, we know you said your straight but if you wanna make an announcement we won’t judge you../j

No but seriously shoutout to Charlie for being able to depict multiple lgbtq+ characters so well and treat their sexualities and gender identities as another thing about them and with proper respect, especially considering he doesn’t identify with any of them.

[zoppzoop]

day 17 to 23 of drawing jrwi characters daily till riptide is back

"I'm not one to have people killed, but if I was going to, I have a first pick." edward twilight is like a stress toy to me ngl

ko-fi || commissions

[justcallme-ange]

If I had a nickel for every time I liked a story who’s titular main character is dressed in a bright, easily recognizable color with a big also recognizable character who acts as their level head… I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it’s happened twice.

I was going through my manga and was like wait…

[nekole-doodles]

I made a Fullmetal Alchemist DSMP AU and I always giggle when I think about how I had Tommy take Ed's place but Tommy is actually taller than average while Ed is shorter than average. If the original FMA and FMA! DSMP met, Ed would totally be seething about how the guy that has his role is over 6 feet while he's stuck being made fun of for being short

[lara-cairncross]

characters that are forever trans to ME SPECIFICALLY:

- edward elric (ftm)

- hiccup (ftm)

- erza scarlet (mtf) (i know im screaming into the void with this one i do not care)

- shadow (ftm/ftnb)

- dsmp!tommy (mtf)

- 2003 michelangelo (mtf/genderfluid)

- ekko (ftm)

- hunter (any direction)

- spidergwen (mtf)

- dipper (any direction)

- mk (ftm)

- harry potter (mtf)

- pidge (ftm/ftnb)

- saiki k (any direction) (like this is kinda canon so idk if it counts but yea)

[crimeboys]

you can tell edward scissorhands was something special bc i didnt even think to make a dsmp au out of it

[milder-manners]

whats the weirdest thing cc!dteam has experienced so far in the dsmp world? have they found any flying trees or something?

They’d all say DreamXD, by far. The next internal answer would be c!Dream and c!Techno, but they’d only admit that to each other.

To not be rude, Sapnap would say it’s Edward the enderman/roommate. George would say Philza Minecraft being nice to him. For Dream, it’s c!Techno’s chat!

[blipple-is-confused]

do you have a full character list for paradoxcicle? I'm trying to create a personal list of all of charlie's characters but I can't really find a good one anywhere and I figured you'd have a pretty comprehensive list (no pressure just wondering)

Fair of all the people to ask I'm probably most likely to have a list for this lmao (and I do >:])

JRWI Riptide: Gillion, Goobleck JRWI prime force/defenders: Ms Gilbert, William JRWI mythborne: Romeo Juliet JRWI apotheosis: Peter, Exandroth JRWI blood in the bayou: Rachel Rand JRWI Suckening: Edward twilight (plus the NPCs) JRWI the final episode: dark brian JRWI Wonderlust: Troy Lougferd Old unlisted JRWI campaign: Br'aad DSMP: Slime Tales from the SMP the maze: Mr Cicle OSMP: Slimecicle QSMP: El Backflipo, gegg We made the hardest Minecraft difficulty Slimecicle video: god Charlie Minecraft 100 days apocalypse slmccl video: Exterminator Classrooms slmccl video: Robert BG3 slimecicle video: Xiv Generation loss: C Tom Simons we went back to school video: chad Bussy Sorry boys game show video: The Host (and also every other sorry boys video character) Wolfquest streams: Slarf Corn video: Cornelius Cornwall Ranboo subathon dnd thing: Bruce trayne Jaiden subathon dnd thing: mark Thompson Chuckle dungeon: Keith, Mr Perfect Chuckle sandwich: chuck ectocicle Tommyinnit Minecraft mod series: Wimothy (wither video), big duck (poison gas video), slusan (pirates video)

^ these are all the guys featured in Paradoxcicle, I didn't feature characters from the one shot JRWI campaigns because I haven't listened to them yet (although Strangle McCock did appear briefly because he's iconic). After that there's the King from his elden ring streams, the sphinx from the third chuckle dungeon and then some various other ones that I'm not sure if you'd count as characters or not:

Duolingo owl kidnapping, lethal company worm, being in character playing dredge and silent hill and still wakes the deep, getting trapped in his computer at the edge of kinitopet

Hope this helps :3

[mcytblrconfessions]

My friend that was into the dsmp back then used to say to people that I named myself after technoblade's enderman pet, Edward, and I got so tried of it I full on changed my name (I went by Edward for 7 years prior to that). I told them that it was because I wanted a more ethnically accurate name for me but really it was the enderman.

[thegreenfiles]

aight, I want to work on my WIPs today but I’m having trouble deciding which one to start with. So! Which one should I work on?

Propaganda under cut

Don’t Call Me A Hero

Super hero au fic for DSMP, Techno-centric with a heavy focus on the favor system, attempting to live a normal life after being yanked out of villainy and forcibly rehabilitated, all while investigating the disappearance of a hybrid that leads to the discovery of something much worse. Also takes a look at Sam and Techno’s dynamic because I think that’s an underutilized relationship that isn’t examined enough.

The Grave Sting

Zombie apocalypse au fic for Hermitcraft. It’s a heist to steal the cure for zombification from the Perimeter and Mumbo is in the process of turning into a zombie. Featuring the soup group plus Scar and Grian with background watcher lore. 4/6 chapters posted with about half of chapter five written.

The Price You Pay for Arrogance

A post canon Hermit! Niki one shot where Niki has crashed on the Hermitcraft server and has to slowly heal with the help of the other hermits before she can even think about fixing the space ship that got her there. Featuring Gem and Pearl talking Niki through the trauma of leaving a dying server, Bdubs and Niki bonding over horses and just a nice bit of fluff.

How Dare You Speak of Grace

Detective Pikachu AU for the Junoverse of the Penumbra Podcast. An examination of Junos relationship with his mom and his brother after Benton’s untimely death as Juno unravels just what Ben was up to, befriends a talking Pokémon who sounds strangely similar to him, and maybe falls in love with a nosy and cologne drenched journalist.

Right Me When I’m Wrong

Murder mystery set in the world of Fullmetal Alchemist with a heavy focus on a couple of OCs, one of them being a veteran doctor from the Ishvalan war who has seen firsthand the horrors of what State Alchemists’ power looks like and wants nothing to do with it (they moved to that small mining town for a reason), so when former state alchemist, Edward Elric, comes knocking at their door, accusing them of commuting the crime of human transmutation, they’re bound to be a little angry. Elric reveals that Central has received reports of a serial killer who’s struck the town and seems to be using the bodies of their victims for sick experiments that could only be that act he understands all too well.

Secret Sixth Option

Wouldn’t you like to know weather boy?

[anarchy-and-piglins]

How do you think Techno would have reacted to a child Enderman hybrid Ranboo if he found him?

Probably wildly dependent on context. I'm assuming we're talking DSMP and not some kind of AU though even then it's going to depend on what 'era' of DSMP we're talking about here. Techno isn't the kind of person to harm random mobs (or kids) for no reason despite what the fandom sometimes portrays but I also don't know if he'd take Ranboo in. Maybe if he thinks Ranboo is a pet like Edward LMAO but if it's a full-on child I think Techno would just pawn him off on Phil or somebody else because he doesn't want to deal with it, as much as I love dadnoblade. Unless there's like, some kind of Reason (tm) he has to keep Ranboo and then gets attached-

[justcallme-ange]

Sorry but childhood rivals au and Edward tells XD how Dream is doing

Oh my god Nonnie!! You are a genius!! ( ˶°ㅁ°) !! <3 <3 <3 He totally would!! That's how Exdee is so in the know about his son's life (and crush). There's literally someone snitching on him!! Aww I'm imagining a telephone game where Dream can talk to his dad through Edward and Edward can communicate back what Exdee is saying QAQ [Exdee can 'see' other worlds through Endermen eyes (with permission), though he can't possess them.]

So going into Edward for a moment, since in this AU most mobs are sentient, Edward is actually Techno's potion master. So basically while Techno was wandering- he met Edward and the two became friends. His real name isn't Edward, that's the nickname Techno gave him, it was much easier to say and so it became his Overworld name. When Techno settled in the arctic during the DSMP Edward eventually followed and he's the one who brews a lot of the more powerful potions for Techno since the End dimension is where a lot of the recipes originate. Edward and Techno became friends due to Techno being one of the few who could actually speak Ender - and Techno would go on and on about his childhood friend who taught him the language. Edward was quite surprised when far into the future he meets said friend, who turns out to be the long lost End Prince.

[metfell]

"Some may believe that Edward paid for Technoblade's rent for the cabin while he's not there." some may believe that a source is needed for that, dsmp wiki.

[nekole-doodles]

For today's DMSP AU, Imma talk about my Fullmetal Alchemist DSMP AU, one of my many AU mash-ups! Here we go!

Obviously, this is heavily based on Fullmetal Alchemist(The original manga plot and the FMA: Brotherhood series btw) so here are some of the roles the characters have:

Tommy - Edward Elric: They both have similar personalities but one is tall while the other is made fun of for being short which is hilarious in my opinion :) Also, Tommy joined the military when he was 12-14 and he's currently 16.

Ranboo - Alphonse Elric: I had to think about this one a lot since Tommy and Ranboo wouldn't be blood brothers like in the original and Ranboo would not be a suit of armor. Ranboo is the adopted brother of Tommy and they're still really close. Ranboo's soul was transferred into a sort of large organic doll/chimera that was the experiment of Phil(who takes the place of Von Hohenheim, I'll get to him in a bit). It's basically a lot like C! Ranboo's body but it's incredible durable/has tough skin(as in bulletproof), can't digest food(the body will reject and Ranboo would end up having to spit it out), can't sleep, and can't feel anything(he can hear, see, and smell, but not taste, feel pain/feel anything physical). His original body is basically Ranboo in real life but younger. The body Ranboo's soul is in has a lot of complexities to it that will be explained for another time.

Tubbo - Winry: He's an automail mechanic, it suits him. He also won't hesitate to clonk Tommy's head with a wrench if Tommy gets careless with his automail. He's surprisingly strong(as in probably being able to pick Tommy up and throw him) and hates feeling powerless despite always being left powerless.

Phil - Von Hohenheim: Still immortal and still left his family. Tommy doesn't like Phil because he left them but Ranboo feels more neutral about Phil. Basically like in the original FMA. Phil's wife is, of course, Kristin(RIP). He also doesn't have wings. Idk what else to say for Phil, he's really similar to C! Phil and Von Hohenheim.

Wilbur(not related to cc! Wilbur) - Roy Mustang: It just fits so well in my brain. His title is the Dynamite Alchemist and yes, he is sane. He's a lot like L'manberg era Wilbur but much less naive since he's seen what war is. ALSO, his uniform is extremely similar to the L'manberg military uniform in C! DSMP(but without the hat), I just really like that idea :)))) He and Tommy have a similar relationship as Ed and Roy in FMA but if you added more friendship and fondness because I love Crimeboys in AUs and DSMP :]

Techno - Scar: I debated VERY HARD on this one between Techno taking the role of Scar or General Armstrong/Olivier Armstrong because both fit so well for me. In the end, I decided on Scar but with a different backstory. Techno is a piglin hybrid because I added hybrid races to this world. So far, there are Enderians(I'll talk about them more in another post) and Piglins but there might be more. Techno is an anarchist still and he's very strong and good in combat. I still haven't figured out how he'll gain the destructive alchemy ability but I know that at some point, he'll be able to do more reconstruction, even being able to change the physical appearance of a person(that'll be elaborated on later). Techno did not kill Tubbo's parents btw, so Tommy doesn't have as much anger towards him besides the fact he keeps trying to kill state alchemists and succeeding most of the time. When Tommy and Techno had to work together, they had some surprisingly nice joking moments but it still took a while for Tommy to be comfortable around him since, y'know, Techno tried killing him on several occasions. I think he'll still have the voices which will be a major part of his backstory that I'm still piecing together.

Okay, it's late and I'm tired so that's all you're getting right now.

[stickysweetwords]

Muse List

╰┈➤ Created 4/23/25

I'll edit and add links at a later date, apologies!

Main Muse / Face of The Blog

╭─ Canada / Matthew ⋅ Hetalia

ᝰ.ᐟ A Monster In Paris

╰› Lucille . Raoul

ᝰ.ᐟ All Saints Street

╰› Lynn . Neil . Ira . Luis . Lily . Nick . Evan . Marty

ᝰ.ᐟ Baldi's Basics

╰› Principal of the Thing

ᝰ.ᐟ Big Windup!

╰› Ren Mihashi

ᝰ.ᐟ Black Butler

╰› Ciel . Alois . Finnian . Grell . Pluto

ᝰ.ᐟ Bleach

╰› Ichigo . Shinji

ᝰ.ᐟ Blue Lock

╰› Ego . Bachira . Niko . Nagi

ᝰ.ᐟ Boyfriend To Death

╰› Ren Hana

ᝰ.ᐟ Bungou Stray Dogs

╰› Fukuzawa . Junichiro . Kenji . Dazai . Akutagawa . Francis

╰› Poe . Steinbeck . Hawthorne . Fyodor . Nikolai . Bram

╰› Sigma . Tachihara

ᝰ.ᐟ Chainsaw Man

╰› Denji

ᝰ.ᐟ Cirque du Freak

╰› Darren . Steve . Evra

ᝰ.ᐟ Cold Front

╰› Winnie Bosko

ᝰ.ᐟ Cookie Run

╰› Devil . Custard III . Adventurer . Black Sapphire . Peach Blossom

╰› Crème Brûlée . Burnt Cheese . Cream Unicorn . Almond . Rye

╰› Sparkling . Herb . Vampire . Elder Faerie . Pure Vanilla

╰› Dark Cacao . Golden Cheese . Shadow Milk . Xylitol Nova

╰› Whipped Cream

ᝰ.ᐟ Creepypasta

╰› Jeff . Toby . Dr.Smiley . Bloody Painter . Lost Silver . Liu

ᝰ.ᐟ Cult of The Lamb

╰› Narinder

ᝰ.ᐟ DanDaDan

╰› Momo . Okarun

ᝰ.ᐟ Danganronpa

╰› K1-B0 . Kazuichi . Makoto . Nagito . Rantaro . Matsuda

╰› Kokichi . Shinguji

ᝰ.ᐟ Dead Plate

╰› Vincent Charbonneau

ᝰ.ᐟ Demon Slayer

╰› Inosuke . Giyu . Rengoku . Enmu . Iguro

ᝰ.ᐟ Detroit Become Human

╰› Connor (RK800) . Nines (RK900) . Ralph (WR600)

ᝰ.ᐟ Devil May Cry

╰› Nero (DMC5)

ᝰ.ᐟ Devil's Line

╰› Yuuki Anzai

ᝰ.ᐟ Diamond no Ace

╰› Okumura . Sawamura . Haruichi

ᝰ.ᐟ Dr.Stone

╰› Senku . Gen . Kinro . Chrome

ᝰ.ᐟ Dramatical Murder

╰› Aoba . Noiz

ᝰ.ᐟ DSMP / OSMP / QSMP

╰› Tommy . Dream / DREAMXD . Wilbur / Ghostbur / Revivebur

╰› Tubbo . Ranboo . Philza . Fundy . Karl . Sapnap . Quackity

╰› George / GeorgeHD

ᝰ.ᐟ Eddsworld

╰› Tom . Tord. Vamp!Matt

ᝰ.ᐟ Elevator Hitch

╰› Protag . Coworker . Fake Coworker . Normal Guy

ᝰ.ᐟ EveryManHybrid

╰› HABIT . Observer

ᝰ.ᐟ Five Night's At Freddy's

╰› Michael Afton

ᝰ.ᐟ Forsaken

╰› Chance . c00lkidd . John Doe . Elliot . Two Time

ᝰ.ᐟ Full Metal Alchemist

╰› Edward . Riza

ᝰ.ᐟ Genshin Impact

╰› Alhaitham . Itto . Baizhu . Barbara . Chongyun . Diluc

╰› Freminet . Gorou . Kaeya . Lyney . Neuvillette . Razor

╰› Aether . Venti . Wanderer / Scaramouche . Xiao . Zhongli

ᝰ.ᐟ Hellaverse

╰› Angel Dust . Alastor . Vox

ᝰ.ᐟ Hetalia includes Nyo and 2p

╰› Alfred . Arthur . Francis . Ludwig . Heracles . Lovino . Feliciano

╰› Kiku . Toris . Holland . New Zealand (Noah) . Feliks . Ivan

╰› Berwald . Basch

ᝰ.ᐟ Homestuck

╰› Dave . Davesprite . Dirk . Doc Scratch . Kanaya . Kankri

╰› Karkat . Kurloz . Hal . Meulin . Mituna . Nepeta . Rufioh

╰› Sollux . Tavros

ᝰ.ᐟ Honkai: Star Rail

╰› Argenti . Aventurine . Blade . Boothill . Dr.Ratio . Gepard . Luocha

╰› Sunday . Trailblazer (Male) . Welt . Arlan . Misha

ᝰ.ᐟ HunterxHunter

╰› Illumi . Gon

ᝰ.ᐟ Hypnosis Mic

╰› Iruma . Ramuda . Dice . Hifumi . Sasara . Jyushi

ᝰ.ᐟ IdentityV

╰› Mike . Robbie . Frederick . Aesop . Andrew . Alva . Naib

╰› Ithaqua . Orpheus . Edgar . Emil . Joseph . Victor . Norton

ᝰ.ᐟ JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

╰› Jonathan . Kakyoin . Koichi . Mista . Fugo . Narancia . Bruno

╰› Caesar . Melone . Tizzano . Squalo . Diego

ᝰ.ᐟ Jujutsu Kaisen

╰› Itadori . Gojo . Yuta . Geto / Kenjaku

ᝰ.ᐟ Kuroko no Basket

╰› Kuroko

ᝰ.ᐟ Legend of Zelda

╰› Link (Minish Cap) . Link (Ocarina of Time)

╰› Link (Twilight Princess) . Link (Skyward Sword)

╰› Link (Breath of The Wild) . Link (Tears of The Kingdom)

ᝰ.ᐟ Madness Combat / Project Nexus

╰› 2bdamned . Deimos / Dedmos . Sanford . Hank . Auditor

╰› Dr.Christoff / Jeb . Dr.Hofnarr / Tricky . Dr.Skinner . Phobos

╰› ATP . MAG

ᝰ.ᐟ Mashle

╰› Lance . Finn . Abel

ᝰ.ᐟ Metal Family

╰› Glam . Dee

ᝰ.ᐟ Miraculous Ladybug

╰› Adrien / Chat Noir / Claw Noir / Chat Blanc . Alya / Rena . Plagg

╰› Luka / Viperion . Rose . Juleka Nino / Carapace . Marc

╰› Félix / Argos . Dean Gate

ᝰ.ᐟ Moriarty the Patriot

╰› Sherlock . Louis

ᝰ.ᐟ Mouthwashing i would but i don't wanna touch jimmy

╰› Daisuke . Curly . Swansea . Anya

ᝰ.ᐟ My Hero Academia

╰› Nezu . Present Mic . Snipe . Aoyama . Iida . Uraraka . Kirishima

╰› Sero . Todoroki . Bakugo . Momo . Kuroiro . Tetsutetsu

╰› Monoma . Shinso . Tamaki . Shigaraki . Twice / Jin . Setsuno

ᝰ.ᐟ Nanbaka

╰› Jyugo . Nico . Trois . Yozakura . Sugoroku . Samon Gokuu . Upa

╰› V / Vi . Tanabata

ᝰ.ᐟ NU: Carnival

╰› Eiden . Aster . Yakumo . Edmond . Garu . Blade

ᝰ.ᐟ One Piece

╰› Sanji . Zoro . Mihawk . Franky . Shachi

ᝰ.ᐟ Ouran Highschool Host Club

╰› Tamaki . Honey

ᝰ.ᐟ Pandora Hearts

╰› Oz

ᝰ.ᐟ Princess Tutu

╰› Fakir . Myto

ᝰ.ᐟ PROMARE

╰› Galo Thymos

ᝰ.ᐟ Saiki K.

╰› Saiki . Kaido . Hairo

ᝰ.ᐟ School Bus Graveyard

╰› Aiden . Logan

ᝰ.ᐟ Servamp

╰› Mahiru Shirota

ᝰ.ᐟ Seven Deadly Sins

╰› Gowther . King

ᝰ.ᐟ Sk8 the Infinity

╰› Langa . Kojiro

ᝰ.ᐟ Supernatural

╰› Dean . Sam . Castiel

ᝰ.ᐟ The Chamber of Five

╰› Hayden Kennedy

ᝰ.ᐟ The Demonata

╰› Grubbs Grady

ᝰ.ᐟ The Vampire Dies in No Time

╰› Ronaldo . Draluc . Adam

ᝰ.ᐟ The World Ends With You

╰› Beat . Joshua

ᝰ.ᐟ Tokyo Ghoul

╰› Kaneki Ken . Juuzou . Nishiki

ᝰ.ᐟ Trigun

╰› Vash . Meryl . Milly . Legato

ᝰ.ᐟ Trinity Blood

╰› Abel Nightroad

ᝰ.ᐟ Undertale / Deltarune

╰› W.D Gaster . Grillby . Mettaton

ᝰ.ᐟ Vanitas no Carte

╰› Noé . Dante

ᝰ.ᐟ Vocaloid

╰› Len . Gakupo . Kaito . Oliver . Fukase . VY2 Roro

ᝰ.ᐟ Zom-B

╰› Becky Smith (Bec)