#dudenobody

[jellofisho]

TW:gore and sobbing

doodle from 12am last night 🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾

[odylvr]

will graham is so perfect

every time will gets screentime i hop around like a stupid little court jester filled with joyous whimsy he makes me so happy. i'm so obsessed with his loserboy ways. he is my favourite dudenobody. he's so well written it actually blows my mind he's the only boyfailure that exists to me

[imp-thing]

He’s so guyfail

[lowouu]

Social Death

[1way2mars]

the one and only, irvine kinneas.

[sparkycinnamon]

the ultimate boyloser

[yenyenyen19]

boyloser. guyfailure. dudenobody

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[yandere-daydreams]

Dudenobody. Boyfailure. Guycringe. Idk but you're literally so right, Toji is legit such a specimen and I need to keep him and study him like an insect. He torments me /pos.

i tried out a few options and i think the only true equivalent of girlfail for grown men is sopping wet, but that might just be for toji. in my mind's eye he is leaving his children home unattended to harass his favorite bartender at the grimy neighborhood dive which sees half a dozen customers at a time on a busy night. maybe he sees you flirting with a customer who actually tips (bc god knows you'd be wasting your time with him) and decides the only way to win your heart is to corner you in the back and have a little fun. motherfucker leaves you with a round of customers pissed they had to wait forty minutes for their cheap booze, his number scrawled in sharpie across the small of your back, and a mess to clean up. he just kinda sucks like that.

[super-who-locked-me-in-here]

I called Dr. Frederick Chilton incompetent and my sister (who watched all of season 2 and 3 but only the season finale of season 1, and who is not part of the fandom) and I had the following conversation:

Sister: "Don't slander my bestie. How dare you. He is the epitome of girlboss pussyslay."

Me: "boyloser guyfailure dudenobody"

Sister: "SHUT UP I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE FOOT I AM GOING TO KISS HIM ON HIS NON-EXISTENT LIPS"

Me: "You only like him bc you didn't have to experience S1 Frederick"

Sister: "Irrelevant. I love him."

[leclerrari]

checo is genuinely the embodiment of a boyloser + a guyfailure + a dudenobody it’s quite amazing

[soyhasmcaamp]

I find it horrible that there are no quizes that tell me if I'm a boyloser, guyfailure, or dudenobody. And if there are please tell me bc I need to know (or just look at my page and tell me idk idc)

[milimeters-morales]

dudenobody guyfailure Peter who can’t have any material too thick on his hands and feet and girlboss sweetangle Miles who will wear the chunkiest and most expensive kirby-sonic crossover sneakers while running up several buildings to escape his science homework (Liv) without getting a drop of blood or mud on them

[rowanivar]

Rowan Ivar, Saturnalia

'girlboss? no. boyloser. guyfailure. dudenobody.'

[trashbins-stuff]

So i know ive technically done it before but this ones different ok

[deductivisms]

boyloser. guyfailure. dudenobody.

[larmegliamori]

Roger Rabbit was thee Blueprint™ of boyfailures. Of dudenobodies. Even mendisaster I could say