#dudes got the fucking zoomies

[cellgatinbo]

helppp i saw this clip and it's fucking killing meeeeeeejskdlnjlkflgsfjl

[whumpy-wyrms]

giving all your ocs the alien ikea plushie. shrinking two of them a little bit for basil and sasha

anton loves it so much he says thank u

[betawooper]

[ID: Written passages featuring Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk from the webnovel, Omniscient Reader. The pronouns for Joonghyuk have been changed to she/her. Transcript:

There was one thing: it wasn’t a lie to call myself a fan. I liked Joonghyuk when she did well in TWSA, hated her for being a dumbass, grumbled when she came upon a serious threat, and cheered her on when she executed an ingenius a plan. She had an amazing development arc and interesting characterization. That’s why I stuck with her, through her struggles with her traumas and identity crisis, for over three-thousand chapters.

Oh, shit... she didn’t realize she was a woman this early on, right? I would have to remember that.

Second Transcript:

I am worthless.

“Worthless? What did I come here for if you were worth nothing?”

My sword tore at her hands. Pale flesh ripped. Crimson flowed. I went in again. And again.

“Explain! How are you worthless? How? Because you died like a fool in this dungeon? Because you cried over the body of your dead little sister? Because you let the Prophet stab you in the back? Because you grew enraged when your child died? Because you looked at yourself in the mirror and no longer found a man standing within it no matter how hard you tried?”

I kept spouting detail after painstaking detail of this stupid woman’s life, all while recalling my own.

“You fought against demon kings and powerful returnees! You fought against the damn reincarnators! You stood before the constellations themselves!”

What did I do? I remembered senior officers in the army yelling at me. My bosses exploiting me. I wasn’t saving the world. I was heating up cup noodles in the shitty microwave at my apartment simply trying to survive.

The only respite I felt in my life was when I found a new notification on my phone: TWSA had updated. How pathetic was that?

If anyone was worthless, it was...

It was...

End ID.]

transfem joonghyuk, do you all See My Vision

[blueish-bird]

Chainsaw Man 142 making me go bonkers I had to run around the house to calm down

[moodycarcass]

Callies fully dry after her bath and she has the Leon Kenedy bangs

[zombholic]

I needddd more modern Abby relationship au

[your wish is my command, kinda like twisted it up so like … 😔🙌🏽]

MODERN AU — abby anderson

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• she would definitely really be into gaming when she has free time, a couple of posters and figurines of her favorite video game characters.

• abby met you in high school but yall never spoke because of two completely different social status’, abby was the captain on her ice hockey team and you only hung out with 3 people, you were social but just never liked anyone.

• you would definitely visit the ice skating rink while there was practice whenever it was scorching hot day, it was always cool there.

• abby would notice you from time to time but mind you she was straight in high school, she thought it was normal to imagine making out with girls.

• abby thought it was completely normal staring at you in your tight shorts that were so close to being dress coded was normal, nothing else … right?

• college rolled around and you both attended the same university, she was focused on getting her degree in civil engineering ( @atomicami ) while you were there more for the college experience always switching majors because you’re very indecisive.

• you would constantly see that girl at every party you went to, she was definitely very popular while you stayed keeping to yourself and your 3 friends.

• at one party you got a little too rowdy since it was a halloween party and the music was just feeling too good not to feel cocky for once (escapism was def playing.)

• you had your drink in one hand dancing around, finally feeling yourself for once until your turned around too quickly causing you to crash into that blonde who was built like a fucking brick wall you drink falling on the both of you.

“What the fuck!” She shouted through the loud music booming throughout the house “I’m so sorry! let me help you!” You grabbed her hand and lead her to the bathroom where the music faded in the background when the door shut.

You grabbed the hand towel that was hanging by the mirror and quickly started pat her dry “I’m so sorry dude, i’ll buy you a new costume.” She couldn’t keep her eyes off of you for some reason.

“No, it’s fine. Hey didn’t we go to high school together?” She sparked up a conversation, you nodded to her response “Yeah, it’s like I saw you all the time but we never talked.” You giggled while she had a small smile creeping on her face.

• after that day she asked for you number and you guys talked to each other 24/7 she basically became your best friend.

• you two would hangout at her apartment all the time playing Minecraft together, you would give her Minecraft flowers while she was there tryna survive.

• the relationship between you two was always so flirty and touchy, you hated when anyone would touch you or even show you affection but when it was Abby you swore you melted every time.

• whenever you two went anywhere together that had a lot of people she kept her arm wrapped around your waist securely, didn’t want your little ass running off.

• one day at her apartment it was in the middle of the night and you guys had the zoomies, running around the apartment and play fighting.

“Your punches feel like pebbles being thrown at me.” Abby teased before grabbing your wrists with one hand and twisting them behind your back.

“Abby that fucking hurts you slut!” You and Abby always have been rough with each other ever since you became friends, don’t know why though?

“Slut? Did you call me a slut you weirdo.” She hollered as she threw you over her shoulder and slapped your ass so hard you almost cried but the wetness in your panties said something else. “You slap too fucking hard can you don’t you fucking buffalo built bitch.” You returned the favor and slapped her ass back.

Abby sat you down on the kitchen counter as she stood between your legs “You’re so annoying.” She teased with a stupid cocky grin that you wanted to kiss slap off her face, you rolled your eyes at her.

“What’re you doing for Valentine’s day?” You tilted your head looking up at her through your lashes, god every time you looked at her like that her stomach twisted in so many ways. “Why? tryna ask me out?” You pushed her shoulder playfully you tried to hide the little smile that was forming on your face.

“You’re gross no, I wanted to know so we can make each other baskets.” You and Abby had started this cute tradition with each other whenever a special holiday came around rather it be halloween, birthday or valentines day or even if one of you guys were feeling yall would make comfort baskets for each other.

“I wish we could hang that day but I gotta date.” You felt your whole body tense up, sitting up straight you swallowed thickly “With who? you’re like supposed to tell me everything.” You farrowed your brows, crossing your arms over your chest.

• she went on a fucking date with nora, your felt your heart ache so painfully when you saw her insta story with her and nora kissing with the caption “prettiest first date 💟”

• lets say you started avoiding her like the plague, you basically went no contact with her, didn’t block her you just muted her on everything.

• abby was genuinely so heartbroken that her best friend was avoiding her, every since valentines day she just couldn’t seem to ever see you again. even on days where she would usually see you in your spot you weren’t there, like you vanished off the face of the earth.

• god she blowed up your phone like crazy it physically pained you to avoid her but you refused to be the best friend who has feelings while shes in a relationship, you couldn’t do that to her.

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authors note — god forbid i make a happy fucking story 😔🙌🏽

[skyscrapergods]

"They can gallop and jump as long as they do it in an unpopulated area"

*starts thinking about how cute it'd be for Twilight to get stupid excited for a minute and excitedly prance in place. it'd scare the absolute shit out of ponyville cause suddenly the goddess who hasn't moved in so long folks kinda forgot her underbelly wasn't the sky just got really active then just chilled again.

"what the fuck was that??" "Twilight got active, i was worried something might be wrong somewhere and she was about to leave to deal with it, but no- "goddess zoomies??" "dude no-" "goddess zoomies!"

Just wait til you meet flurry heart! goddess OF zoomies!

[dawnleaf37]

@spiderwebd regretevator

Regretevator (Game) is similar to The Normal Elevator from older days of roblox, being that you enter an elevator and it will arrive on a myriad of different floors to explore, minigames to complete, or just . Funny Thing

The Regretevator (the actual Elevator) is an interdimensional form of travel that is used by various entities to get around. It is confirmed to be able to go Anywhere. and seems to be able to transcend time and space which is always fun

The game features 70+ floors currently, and has a certain style of humor to it, but what really makes it are the NPCs, interactable characters, some of which can enter the elevator and some of which cannot. Im going to recap the ones who will enter very quickly, so sorry for the imagespam here:

Mannequin_Mark

A mannequin(which is a species produced by a factory) named mark. Woodcarver as a job, has a coworker named Jim. Hates concrete. Southern accent. Divorced from Wallter.

Wallter

Used to be a human, drank cement, is now concrete. Generally nice dude. Thinks concrete is better than wood. Tall as fuck. Divorced from Mark.

PartyNoob

Often shortened to Poob. Loves parties if you couldn't tell. Can kill you if you slap them like 10 times. You can slap them. theres something so so so so fucking wrong with them holy fucking shit oh my god. oh my god oh my g Keep this asshole in Mind. Keep them in mind ple;as

Pest

Actual name is PartyGuest. Builds robots. Steals money from you. Speaks Japanese. Yes they are a bug beetle to be specific. Asshole

Lampert

Found in the 3008 level yes theres a 3008 level yes i love it. Germophobic, clean everything. Zoomies he is zoomies. Despises Infected, but knew him as Kasper

Infected

Diseased when he bought a freemodel with a virus in it. Perpetually trapped as a scene kid. Had a cat. No longer has a cat. Used to be named Kasper, infection made him forget

Unpleasant

It;s the fucking unpleasent gradient meme. does jackshit. some people headcanon that it ate infecteds cat and i think thats the funniest shit

Split

Species called a fruitaur or something, banana-snail-horse-dog-girl. Hosts a wipeout-like show named Splitsville. Lesbian. canonically has feelings for bive

Bive

Completely made of hair. Conspiracy theorist. this is just touch tone telephone. canonically has feelings for Split. may seem crazy but she Knows things

Reddy

It;s freddy from fnaf but for Red Ball Diner, go look up gregoriah regretevator and tell me how gender he looks

DrRETRO

Animal Jam emote. framed for many crimes. Also knows things. Shoots lasers out of her eyes that will either kill you or heal you. meows

Gnarpy

that fucking cat everyones nuts about. Alien. Abducted Spud! and did shit to them. proud xe/they swag. was redesigned cause the creator was an ass :/

Spud!

yes the exclamation point is part of the name. was a camp councilor, got abducted by gnarpy and experimented on, is this now. that line is his mouth btw. if you click it 200 times it will explode. please be nice to them :(

Pilby

Clown fired from job after to bad of stage fright. They are just a sad thing tbh

Prototype

lovely little robot, if a bit glitchy and unfinished. VERY nicey ! a researcher, learns info on everythings for their database! my friend made this one :3!

FleshCousin

(invasive)Species of shapeshifters. Repeats words back at you in jumbled wordsalad. they dont seem malicious i dont think . my favorite. ever. the best

Jermbo

a cat

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There's more NPCs but i just covered the basic ones(new one being added soon made by my friend as well :3333333333)

BASICISH LORE SHIT:

this is MR

it is an effigy for a spirit and when it enters the elevator it has a chance to cut the lights and burn any NPC in the elevator. EXCEPT FOR FUCKING POOB. the spirit that inhabits MR is also the same one that protects poob. and if you look close at the game youll see POOB SI FUCKING EVERYWHEREi have to stop here before i go fucking insane but the basic premise is these two are tied and i dont know why or what how whatthe fuckkkk theres a whole lot more like theres a damn religion surrounding it and symbolism of the axolotl sun which means something but fuck FUCK!!!!

[tav-marcio-leles]

BG3 RAMBLES #1

Starts with Gale epilogue commentary and quickly divulges into how feral of a man he is below the cut

I absolutely love how Gale becomes a teacher like he's implied he's always dreamed of. But let me just go off about what happens if you choose to marry him but not to live in Waterdeep.

He's a smooth talker as always, but his word choice implies he's been having the time of his life, like a social dog set loose in a dog park/doggy daycare kind of time of his life.

I haven't seen all the dialogue options yet, but I love how excited he is to loot books during adventures. Imagine going dungeon crawling, getting a kick from finding ancient tomes to trashy novels. Actually, me too my dude. He mentions that he has collected enough literature to fill a dozen libraries? Hello?! The Tav 100% got him a Bag of Holding at some point, maybe even as a wedding gift.

I know every playthrough with Gale is different, but everything I've gathered about him amplified by my own gameplay just makes him the ultimate orange cat of a man. I swear this man gets zoomies, but its never obvious until you're standing there, eyes wide open and jaw dropped, because he did something completely feral that you did not forsee.

When he said, "I always wondered what it would feel like to be nervous", I initially thought, "Oh, Gale, beanie baby man. You have been nervous though??? Everyone has at some point?". But then I think about all the things he has said and done and just wonder... "Okay, maybe he was completely dead serious about that".

Like for example, immediately after he says he's nervous and asks for advice on what to say to Mystra, of course Marcio tells him to not give away anything. We need more information right? That and Marcio wants to cuss her out, but he knows that might get Gale in trouble, but he also doesn't want Gale to apologize to Mystra, and he doesn't want Gale to become a god, so yah know.

Not two seconds in after being terrified of this lady, he finds out about the crown's abilities and says the equivalent of, "ha ha, you're afraid of me >:)" to the goddess who is like 5 inches away from his face. EXCUSE ME? SIR? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? GALE?!?! GALE!!!

Or how about when Raphael wants to make that deal, giving Raphael the crown and all that. Me thinking, "Oh, I wonder what Gale is thinking. Giving the crown to Raphael would sentence Gale to death, so—" and then Gale immediately going into attack dog mode yelling over Marcio's shoulder that Raphael is a bitch who shouldn't be given anything.

Oh! And don't forget! Lorroakan insulting Gale as being Mystra's lapdog, only for Gale to smile and calmly brag he's about to kick Mystra's ass and maybe take her domain. Gale. Sweet, sweet Gale. What the fuck are you doing?

Thank you, Gale. I never need to wonder what your opinion is.

His AI also feral (for me at least):

He's constantly climbing on top of things.

He's the only one who has managed to fall off of something and take fall damage. No idea how though. He was off screen. I just heard a scream and then saw he took 4 damage.

When he's blinded, he immediately takes out his staff like he's about to hit someone with it. No, not to feel around so he can move safely. He holds it like a baseball bat and aggressively wobbles it around ready to strike. SIR! PLEASE!

He can't spot a trap to save his life and always walks into the bombs.

Can't pass any of his history checks with a 17 in intelligence, but his boyfriend with a 9 can.

I'm sure there is more, but I only got 3 hours of sleep and wrote this after an paper for ethics. I'm losing my mind.

[honestlywhyamibackhere]

I've finally watched the finale episodes and I just wanna bullet point about it because I actually enjoyed it (though I'm aware many did not)

The Guide finally snapping and telling the others how she feels!!! like yes girl get it!! I wish they would actually be nicer to her though :(

Nandor finally finding about Guillermo and being upset about it I have been WAITING for this and it did not disappoint

The rest of the gang sticking up for Guillermo and helping him escape<33

NADJA'S DISGUISE and her little "hey bitch" I LOVE HER SM I'M NEVER GETTING OVER THIS SCENE

Nadja and Guillermo are besties u can't change my mind

Colin, Lazlo, and the Guide all visiting Guillermo to say goodbye :( they all love him so much

What was Lazlo gonna tell Guillermo before he got distracted hmmmm???

The Guide bringing those fucked up little animal experiment dudes so they could say goodbye

Nandor looking through photo albums with Guillermo's mum

HOMOEROTIC STEAK SCENE WITH sort of HANDHOLDING

No one thinking that all Guillermo had to do to fully transform was to drink human blood

Guillermo's zoomies after he first drinks blood

Guillermo realising that what he ACTUALLY wanted was just to be part of the gang but not until it's too late (he's so real for that)

Nandor being so in tune with Guillermo's feelings and proving he actually knows him better than Guillermo knows himself

The camera crew zooming in on Nandor's hands while he did up Guillermo's cape?? Hello???

Aka Nandor is stupid unless Guillermo is involved, in which case he is slightly less stupid

GUILLERMO'S BEARD AFTER HE GETS TURNED HUMAN AGAIN GRRRR WOOF WOOF WOOF (sorry)

Lazlo offering to help Guillermo with Derek's body :D

LAZLO'S CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT THIS SEASON HOLY SHIT

Topher cameo and Derek finally going to have a group of friends so he won't be lonely ;(

Nandor and Guillermo having the healthiest relationship they've ever had (just look at all of that communication WOOO)

Things I wish had happened/want to see next season:

More mention/talking about Lazlo bringing up baby Colin and how much that meant to Lazlo

More Lazlo and Colin friendship

More Nadja and Guillermo bestie moments

The Guide! Being! Treated! Right!

Guillermo being properly treated as one of the gang

I hope Guillermo figures out what he actually wants in life and to love himself more as he is (not feeling like he needs to change/be different to be accepted or worthy)

For Nandor and Guillermo to figure out whatever the fuck they've got going on between them

Hardcore sex (I'm not picky about who it's between.. the Guide and Nadja?? Nandor and Guillermo? Colin and the Nadja doll? Lazlo and Nadja? Orgy with all of them? Count me in)

IF Guillermo wants to be turned then I hope Nandor is the one that does it this time

For hypnotism to stop working on Sean but he's chill with them being vamps so no one notices until he makes an offhand comment

[unnerving-presence]

i realize a lot of people tend to over-characterize wesker and completely disregard some of his main personality traits. (long post that’s not rlly organized read at ur own risk lol)

i’ll often see videos/edits about him and a lot of people will say something along the lines of

“he’d instantly kill me” (read this on a thirst post LMAO)

“he’d threaten to kill me if i ever spoke to him”

“wesker would kill all of us if he found out we were simping for him”

and that always really confused me? knowing wesker’s character i feel like people would know he doesn’t kill people unless he really has to. there are few moments where he does kill and they’re mainly because he has to/has real reason behind it.

in reality, he likely wouldn’t kill you instantly, especially if you simply weren’t a threat. who cares if you simp for him? he sure doesn’t. even if you were a threat, he’d send out other people to take care of you first and if he had a confrontation with you he surely wouldn’t take you seriously (i highly doubt y’all mfs know how to fight i’m sorry 😭)

you wanna know why wesker fought chris in the first place? he thought it was amusing and didn’t even take it seriously. the whole time he just messed around, clearly not trying to kill him. he literally tells chris he has 7 minutes to fuck with him like he’s got a strict schedule. dude was not taking any of that seriously. he took a phone call because chris and sheva were so irrelevant to him. they were considered ‘threats’ but clearly not enough to him for him to really care. he has enough confidence in his own abilities to know he could take care of something if they really posed a threat to him.

it’s actually surprising how people make out wesker to be this ruthless angry killer who doesn’t put up with anything when in reality he’s just a goofy little comic book villain who has the zoomies half the time.

we have visual proof of a wesker simp trying to fuck him (excella) and him simply using them before killing them. keep in mind he put up with her for 5~ whole years.

moral of the story, no he wouldn’t threaten you or actually kill you the moment you spoke a word to him. that’s seriously out of character for him and i’m not sure why after seeing him in so many games that people will automatically assume that he’d do that. he’s capable of fighting but clearly prefers to use his charm.

[anti-endo-haven]

I GOT A NEW BIKE YESTERDAY SHINING!!!

i've been waiting to get a bike for sooooo long and dude dude dude i so wanna ride it to work today but guess what

I DONT HAVE A BIKE LIGHT BECAUSE WALMART FUCKING RAN OUT 😭😭😭 AND I WORK LATE TONIGHT AND DON'T FEEL LIKE. GETTING RUN OVER

(also bit of a vent past this part)

speaking of which i was biking home from walmart with like, oh my god 3 pounds on my back i was carrying two cartons, and i got to this really dangerous part in my route where there wasnt anywhere i could ride but directly on the road right? and i was riding AGAINST THE WIND right-

two cars pass, and im like ok i go now. i cross the street and theres a third one i didnt see and i came so so close to hitting it and aosidjsjhd. FEAR!!! im not very observant in general (shstem shit and adhd) so it's very scary for me . so like on the one hand i REALLY wanna make that 3 mile trip to work on my bike on the other. um.

(vent over)

but yeah i dont wanna like leave it ar work bc someone might steal it and i feel like if i ask to keep it in thw back they might tell me no ??? and then yknow i'd be out of a bike for a bit because i'd have to get a ride to get it back and. it would just be better to wait til i get a light BUT GOD I WANT TO SO BADDDDD I HAVE THE ZOOMIES

-🪽🪻

Congratulations on the new bike!

Make sure to get a bike light when you’re able and to dress with bright and reflective colours if you do bike at night. A reflective vest is also good to have.

If you’re worried that someone might take it while you’re working, keep it safe and make sure to ask if it’s okay if you do bike to work and back home. Get a good bike lock so it’s secure, even if it might not be the best. It’s always better to be safe than sorry.

I hope that you can also bike more in your free time!

Bikes are fun to have :3

[panie-wanie-dean-bean]

HmM!! 😤 These Dom Nick hcs are lighting a fire under me!!! (ง'̀u'́)ง i wanna pamper him SO badly in whatever AU! Im not sure whose the weakest, maybe hybrid nick bc he's lonely or soft but my MCs gonna take the whole day to spoil him rotten, if he so much as tries to lift a finger she's kissing him and lowering it back down. Itll be a random day of the week, no birthday no holiday, just a full breakfast spread, then the most expensive home spa day evah! (While ignoring his questions of 'why?' Why not huh??)

The best bath bombs and scrubs, face masks, shampooing his hair gently, mani and pedi, some cold champagne and some ice to cool him down, since he'll be in the bath so long, but then definitely a deep tissue full body massage (and/or preening if he's hybrid nick) with his favorite show playing a marathon, with more snacks, before his favorite dinner of course.

lots of kisses and the tenderest 'I love you's' but he absolutely cannot do anything in return, i might even spoonfeed him everything from breakfast to dessert,

After the massage and the preening, its time to make him messy again 😔 gotta eat him out, suck him, and ride him gently til he cums idc how many times, before cleaning him up all over again

I want him to turn to jelly, I'll check off every self-care/sub bucketlist item he has, he's my MCs perfect little doll for the day. Will he squirm? beg? Melt into a puddle? My MC doesnt know but her goal is to turn a professional dom into a spoiled pillow princess like Jean who doesn't know wat 'unloved' even is (<- mc nor OP knows wat bdsm or professional sex work entails really, but got a spa day as a birthday gift once and couldve sworn they were princess diana)

(And pls know between the two of u who know bdsm im taking notes with focuS so thank u)

And there will be smugness once he finally falls asleep, my mc is the evillest and most domness boss! this is probably wat it means to be King of the doms maybe! Take that mr "professional!" Hope ur skin is smooth and ur hair/feathers are shinier than its ever been, i hope the dreams r pleasant with Imported Lavender infused pillows! Thats right, its expenSive! For NO reason. There are No take backs or exchanges either, only store credit buddy

>:3c Consider that a warning for the both of yous for givin my brain these zoomies!

🖤 nonny

We are shaking hands and making out sloppy style over pampering Nick right now, oh my god dude

Especially if it's hybrid Nick, like, he's so used to having to be strong and independent and being thrown out when he wasn't being dommy enough that this shit might just kill him. He's such an eepy boy too. My guy gets migraines whenever the weather changes so he's just used to pushing through that pain and tiredness you get after it leaves

But you? Pampering him? Not allowing him to move and making him take the rest he deserves? It's his dream come true, there's nothing fucking better than this for him. Now, he will try to fight you on it at first, but just cup his head in your hands and tell him how much you love him and want to take care of him and he'll slip right into his sub space

He doesn't like surprises, at all, even the good ones, so please tell him about all of this in advance. He plans out his weeks and if he finds out about a change in his schedule less than 48 hours in advance he's going to have a shutdown

God this whole thing is so good, I love pampering pieces like this. Your mind dude, I am kissing it directly on it's cute little wrinkles

[kronoose]

Offline live blog pt2

Wtf is happening to my Boi

Yes Devo!!

Get his ass !!!

The asshole was to stunned to speak

Wait but he's in the description for the next EP?????

Zoox is God's special boi

I guess I was kinda right about another Clint charecter loosing an arm

Yes zoox 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Yikes??? Imagine watching your dad(?) dying 3 times each time giving you deep advice

He's doing a Kirby

Yum cop god lol

I can't take this seriously every time they call it the biggest baby

Amber no

Ew more sun

Yay blink sharks!!!

Zoox no 😂🤣🤣

2 what about zooxs Amber???

Stab his ship stab his shipstab his ship stab his ship stab his ship stab his ship

Nooooooo *pouts*

Yes yes yes yes!!!!!

Yay murder thoughts

I chime in with a haven't you people ever heard of closing the god dammed door

Stomp his skull

Eat shit my dude

Oop he ded

Oh shit full circle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love this!!!!!!!

Do you think someone realized that Devo is the voice they heard

*davee diggs voice* Well what did miss

Wtf Amber

Amber!!!!

The fuck ma'am

Yass but noooooo

Umm dudes she jumped

Stay mad dude

That is so her I can't be upset

No fuck this no don't break up my found family again

Ol' uncle joshy would be so proud 🥲

EP 44

So zoox is Jesus?

I love him so much zoox my beloved

12ft damn son

It's like build-a-bear😈

Big Boi

Zoox got the zoomies big mood

Isn't there people on the biggest baby still

[winterpower98]

ASPE NE HO PENSATI AD ALTRI DI HEADCANONS

- since wukong is a rock (literally) not only he is a heavy sleeper, but he looks like he's dead too HAOAHHAHA

- when wukong gets scared, he jumps like when a cat sees a cucumber

- he gets zoomies and it's the end of the world.

- he fucking SUCKS at cooking, he has to watch those cooking tutorials on YouTube

- he knows technology a lot! He knows how to use it and he knows trends and such,

Macaque? Fucking boomer. He is the guy who needs 50 pair of glasses to see a meme and still not understand it.

- since wukong as a kid was basically naked (other than him obviously covering his private parts) once he discovered clothes were a thing, he started wearing them. Why? Comfy.

- macaque isn't a morning person, so hearing wukong say good morning to actual rocks was making his urge to kill him even more.

- i couldn't stop thinking of the whole "alternative wukong but it's just his worst and deepest impulses"

So my head got wild and thought,

What if wukong has something similar to macaque shadow, but only HE can see it and hear? Because it's literally just his head.

imagine it like if wukong has the little angel and demon on his shoulder but it's just a version of himself, like a shadow who every once in a while annoys him.

And it gets worse, at first it just the little shadow saying dumb pranks, but it got worse as wukong mental health decreased, until in jttw wukong simply started following those ideas, but then changed path again into something better.

(and it took a LOT for him to change into something better.)

so, if macaque talks alone, it's his shadow, it's fine,

If wukong does it, he is simply talking to himself,

Like some people do when they start talking alone, (i basically made the "talking alone" into some weird shit AHHAHAHA feel free to use it it's fine dude)

Part 1

Wukong always had zoomies Very destructive zoomies

Also, about Wukong's not visible friend My guy go to a doctor

[inkedmyths]

S1 Ep 2: I'm not typing that title out jesus christ. Great start everybody

Y'all weren't kidding about the racism. If I have any Native American followers I owe you a dollar for even viewing this episode's title. Christ almighty

The editing on this just. The drama. The 2000's of it all

FLIP PHONES... and what game console is that I wasn't looking closely OH ITS A NINTENDO DS. GOD THAT BRINGS BACK MEMORIES

He's about to get eaten right

Theyre getting munched

I'm just going to call this the Eating Them Monster instead of. Well. Yeah.

Oh that 2005 quality. He looks so weird in a suit. Not with that hair honey

JESUS CHRIST ok nightmare good god that got me

Buddy ur girlfriend was just on FIRE I don't think you're okay

"Dude check out this BEAR"

I think this chick's brother got eaten

Hes like going "LOOK SAM SHE CALLED MY CAR COOL"

Every 23 years? That's... oddly specific. And it go zoomies

STOP HARRASSING OLD MEN ok like I know they have info but I just feel bad :(

"What did you see?" "Nothing. It moved too fast." Jesus Christ thats chilling

Wowza thats one hell of a scar

Man I just want to give a hug to these sad old men haunted by their pasts

Whats with the baby crying

These guys are soooo good at communicating with each other lmao.

OH IS HE NOT DEAD? ewww they r hanging ewwww getting crunched. So they might save him!! Or he might get crunched

WOOPS BEAR TRAP

Dean ur a moron. Dean. Dean ur so stupid. Can this lady slap him.

M&MS?? Oh my god

Hunter (of normal animals) guy is probably gonna get crunched yeah

Hooooly shit that tent got fucked UP

Ohhhh god stop saying stuff. I owe 3 dollars to the native community.

...4 dollars.

Ok I am laughing at the guy rolling his eyes at them

5 dollars

Join the family business, learn the family trade, go out and kill some monsters, make the world afraid!

Daddy issues central over here. And uhhh fridged girlfriend issues central

NO SHIT ITS NO GRIZZLY

ROY NO UR GONNA GET EATED oh he got fuckin yoinked by his face. Rip Roy

6 dollars

Almost more offensive that there seems to be some concept of the lore behind them and other cultures. But like only vaguely

WOO LETS SET THIS THING ABLAZE

Maybe I should call it the Eating Them Bigfoot

OOPS BODY they sure do like the "Blood dripping look up BODY"

Wuh oh where's Haley and Dean

Ok so it killed Roy out of spite huh

LMAO M&M TRAIL

Uhm I hear rumbling. I don't like that

Ok abandoned mineshaft? Is that what this is

Oops there they go falling down

Hi Dean u look like shit

Oh we found the brother? Yaaaay we found him

FREAKY BASTARD! BRING IT ON BABY! I TASTE GOOD hes just running at it and yelling

YOU WANT SOME WHITE MEAT BITCH

EWWW it looks like fucking Gollum

Yeaaaa good job Dean u did it

Dean ur stupid

Hey look people didn't die! Good for them

"Man I hate camping" lmao

Vroom vroom