#dumbasses <3

[chanrizard]

...angry bird hyung

[wind-rider]

happy pride

[sunroofangel]

bridgette: You know, duncan gives courtney flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too. geoff: Okay. *Later* geoff: *gives courtney flowers* courtney: ??? geoff: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

[im-still-watching-anime]

sasuke: my feelings about naruto? they’re incredibly too complex for you to understand. the juxtaposition of my rage, envy, and admiration can’t be conveyed through words alone

naruto: oh! my feelings about sasuke? i LIKE like him :)

[tqtc-art]

dude (romantic)

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

I was with her until she said she's after his money

[lexa-griffins]

I'm feeling normal about that toxic FWB ask 🥵 I love a bratty and condescending Lexa trying to force herself on Clarke's knot. They're so mean to each other and I love it

I just love lexa being an annoying power bottom sometimes. It's nice to see her all growling and looking at her all danger eyes.

Lexa cant even fathom how as an alpha Clarke would knot a willing omega, the fact Clarke needs love and feelings for it is unbelievable.

And for Clarke the fact Lexa wants to be knotted by someone who she doesnt love just tells her she isnt the type of omega she wants to fall for.

They might both have a condescending kink cause the meaner they are to each other the hornier they get 😏 one time Lexa definitely got a little to close to getting Clarke's knot inside and Clarke grabbed her neck a little too hard, chocking Lexa slightly which may or may not have made Lexa cum shsjskdo

[roserocksrapidly]

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[tekitothemagpie]

[the-phantom-peach]

Four Swords/Adventures is a game about friendship and teamwork…

and patience and communication and self control and

[triona-tribblescore]

Its like miraculous ladybug with how bad his vision is- (Died over the layout good luck trying to read it in order im sorry- TwT <3)

[afterartist]

IVE DONE IT!! (not exactly sure what it is in this situation but it sure is done)

Rumble n Frenzy would bully screamer any chance they get

Soundwave on the other hand needs payed vacation because that man has to put up with so much crap

[inferioritycmplx]

✏️ 👀

Send in ✏️ and I’ll use this (improved) incorrect quote generator featuring both our muses!

Toko, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me. Leon: Yeah, Toko will straight up cry in public. Don't try them. Toko: Exactly, I will straight up- Toko: Toko, tearing up: Leon, why would you say that?!

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Leon: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face. Toko: Toko: I like you.

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Leon: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable on this team. Toko: Sounds fake but ok.

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Leon: Is the pink panther a lion? Toko: Say that again but slower. Leon: I don’t get it. Toko: He’s a PANTHER. Leon: Is that a type of lion? Toko: No, it’s a fucking panther. Leon: *googles panther* They aren’t pink? Toko: AND LIONS ARE?!

[rainbow-sunshine-unicorn]

I’m obsessed with Kate and Anthony just having their arms interlinked while playing charades

Because there is literally no need for it, they’re already sitting right beside each other, shoulder to shoulder, and they’re playing charades, which is not something that requires them to move in coordination??? And, you can see the empty space on the couch beside Kate, so there’s plenty of space

But does any of that really matter to Viscount and Viscountess Velcro? Not even a little bit!

They will be interlinking their arms through a game of charades, because simply sitting next to each other is not enough, they must have, at least, four points of contact between themselves at all times

[crazy-lazy-elder-sims]

To the people that say they hate Gale Dekarios of waterdeep Because he isn't over his ex and he keeps bringing her up, being hung up on his lines comparing you to her and saying ur superior, always mentioning her

Ex. "I love you, much more than myself, more even than mystra, "

Putting aside all the toxic relationship talk and the grooming debate, are you guys aware of what he is actually saying? when he says you put mystra to shame and you make him forget her? What does he actually mean? The magnitude of his words?

MYSTRA IS MORE THAN HIS EX SHE IS HIS GOD !

Yes He is literally telling you "when im with you i forget the god i worship" every time he talks about mystra its not just an ex to him its his god ....

Like are you guys aware of the magnitude of that?

The fact that if you do the weave magic sex insane wizard scene its literally in front of his god that has asked for complete devotion from him yet he is so fucking bold to do that "right in the palm of mystra" FULLY KNOWING THAT?

Man idk about yall but to me gale is the boldest craziest bitch of them all like its not even that hidden with his story line, his insane measures he took to try to prove himself , the multiple remarks and comments , him telling you in front of everyone that he wants to have sex with you right out of battle, not hesitating to threaten to incinerate Astarion with a smile on his face to protect you, him not hesitating to give his all with no fear in love and demanding the same type of love and devotion (this is all said in a positive light btw) but to top this all off he is also indirectly telling you he has abandoned his god for you .... The god that gave him his magic.... AND despite all that he is still the gentle loving kind wise strategic guy we know and love so ...

Come on now how can you call this guy half of the shit the haters say about him he is so complex and real full of contradictions and just written SO well

Sigh can you tell he is my fav blorbo lmao

Here have some pics with his romance quotes to remind you how devoted he is to you

[chaoticgayomens]

there are 3 types of people after the good omens season three announcement:

-makes cute fluffy content because WHAT DO YOU MEAN, EVERYTHING IS FINE, I AM THE GIRL (gender neutral) WHO LIVES IN DELUSION

-makes such incredibly angsty content you have to put your phone/computer/whatever down and stare at the wall for a few hours

-they’re not talking ;)