#dumpsterfire edits

[dathomirdumpsterfire]

if it will keep you from setting them off while people are trying to celebrate. ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

... but of course. ᕙ⁠(͡⁠°⁠‿⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠ᕗ

[copper-skulls]

tfw your roommate has a Big Scary Spiky Dog

[tortoisesshells]

[swagging-back-to]

really, in this day in age if you refuse to release your movie for streaming youre actual shit and it tells me that your movie is ALSO shit.

[richie-shitlips]

New notes post cause i have stuff i need to get done

10 notes and I'll make a new way of tagging so you know who's fronting.

20 notes and I'll update my intro post.

30 notes and I'll learn how to use/set up pluralkit.

40 notes and I'll actually work on the Gutenberg! script.

50 notes and I'll read a chapter of the book I've been procrastinating on for some reason.

60 notes and I'll work on eating more.

70 notes and I'll work on In Trousers.

Five note limit for everyone! If you break it I'm upping the goals. Thanks!

- Kevin ☕️✝️

Tagging mutuals under the cut I guess. Note limit counts for you too, guys.

@loganschwarzy @chompisatheatrekid @just-watching-dont-worry @kairithemang0 @tiredgoodomensfan @iheartcborle @lincoln-rosario @kev-pricey @rosethetulip @boysbeware2 @teddybearspankoffyourski @zeros-dumpsterfire @whizzerwinss @isopodonanescalator @perseus-was-sadly-taken

Edit: Crossed off is done, blue is to-do.

- 🪓🪴

[night-fa1r]

Adamandi x Jhariah is soooo silly. (It was my first Adamandi edit idea so this is a remake 😓)

@thdebtcollector @zeros-dumpsterfire I thought you two would like this :3 (SORRY FOR THE TAG)

[doukeshi-kun]

Uggh I 1000% agree about Grammarly, it’s a dumpsterfire. The premium suggestions where it’s just removing the word? Like?? If I didn’t want the word there, it wouldn’t be there?? But chapter 4 of Trash Sugar Magic was so cute, I was giggling so much! My heart is so warm and fluffy after reading it! I’m gonna be rereading it all week!! I can’t wait to read more, I’m so invested!! Wishing you all the best and have a wonderful week! Best of luck with your assignments! 💛

OMG i really hate it when they suggest to remove words like BRO they always tell me to remove 'own', 'really', 'actually' bcs it is considered redundancy. like shut up😭 i have set my style to creative writing and informal but still- it's so flawed and it's hard to proofread and edit when you don't have a beta reader :') i don't buy premium and never plan to because i trust my wording more ☠️

and thank you for reading the latest chapter! i planned to make the whole laundrette scene as something short but boom— 7.0k. sorry for the late tho bcs i actually rewrote the whole chapter. kinda wanna give some cute moment before we traumatise both y/n and nikolai teehee

have a wonderful week as well! 🩶🩶🩶

[amethyst-aster]

Picrew!

Picrew chain!!!

@blooper-malte-2 @blooper-malte @pepperoni-the-jesterpuppet @littlepawzbigheart @liege-fenrod @zeros-dumpsterfire @curious-coven-crow @da-silliest-snek @sliceocheese @skyethesapphicwolfwizard @copper-dragon-in-disguise @talesofsorrowandofruin @light-bringer28 @toragay-writing @tomas-the-slime @monsterfucker-research-wizard @f4y3w00d5

And anyone else who wants to join!!

[queertwilight]

TikTok has some good takes, great takes even, but you can tell when someone hasn’t read the absolute dumpsterfire that is the twilight saga when they try to argue over something that SMeyer unfortunately has told us too much about

Like some girl was arguing oh we don’t know how old Ribosome will be when she matures! Uh we kinda do SMeyer said around 7 she’ll look 17. It’s in the book and the guide… or lol they can’t kiss with tongue. Like they do it’s in eclipse(?) or breaking dawn pre-wedding. Even steph was like a sprinkle of spice (as spicy as mormons can get anyways). Or someone was arguing edward’s salvia should have turned Bella when she swallows it? Like -! Or Jacob x Rhinoceros was CUTE with romantic edits and all like! Someone was romanticizing Rosalie, Emily, Leah, and Esme’s traumatic experiences saying it built them to become strong women like?? No babes shut it.

Twilight has so many flaws and problematic material. Let’s focus on those. If you’re going to criticize it let’s criticize it don’t just get on the bandwagon on hating it for giggles. Some amazing creators on here talk about Native representation, SA/PTSD/narcissism/depression, folklore used, plot holes, Mormonism - be critical and petty. Not just petty.

(Please no hate. I genuinely do think some TikTok creators are great but 1) read critically and 2) read what you criticize before going off of what people say. 3) I’m open for opinions on this! Just let’s keep it respectful!)

[cryingyetcourageous]

[[Hey, is there a way to not see someone's posts? Like, beyond just blocking. If I follow someone, and that person reblogs from someone I have blocked, it seems like I still see the post despite the block, because the follow+reblog overrides that? Or am I doing something wrong? Or, knowing this dumpsterfire of a site, is it possibly a bug?

I refuse to name names and start drama, so please don't ask who I'm talking about, but it's really fucking annoying to see the art of someone who su*cide-baited one friend AND the memes of someone who tried to rally a hate mob against my other friend/said they deserve to be shot - both cases being because of ships - multiple times a day. ]]

EDIT: I, a known fool, forgot blacklisting exists. Thank you all <3

[userblorbo]

Describe 2022 in one word. Maybe Chaotic, DumpsterFire, or NoGoodMessOfAYear, but us over on UserBlorbo describe with one word: BLORBO. 

Cue the heavenly music, because today we’re announcing our new years event...

2022: YEAR OF THE BLORBO (Your favourite blorbos from this year!)

That’s right folks! After lots of support from our last event, this time around we ask you to create gifs, edits, or any visual creation appreciating your top blorbos from this year!

Doesn’t matter if they were from media that came out last month or 10 years ago, whatever and whoever, it again doesn’t matter. Anything you love and adore will do!

This event will run from December 26 to the end of January, and for the duration of this event we’ll be tracking #blorbosof22 ! We’ll also be posting our own series of posts with our top blorbos too, so keep an eye out for that.

Caption your posts with:

USERBLORBO’S BLORBOS OF 2022 

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And if you’re wondering, it’s never too late to apply to be on the blog! Head on over here if you’re interested.

As always, happy creating! We can’t wait to see your amazing creations :)

[hapigairu]

Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes - Prologue: Camp Quotes (incomplete for now)

So, uh… since there’s no datamine for Three Hopes so far and having to check my billions of screenshots to find something is really annoying, I’ll try to post the Japanese lines whenever I have time. It’s going to be a very disorganised mess, but I’ll do my best to avoid making your eyes bleed. And because I’m a fucking idiot and a bad, bad mooner, you’ll get Golden Dumpsterfire’s lines first. But… it doesn’t matter in the first chapter anyway, so...:

Dimitri (when introducing the Blue Lions):

Felix: フェリックスはフラルダリウス公の嫡子だ。口が悪いが、根は善人だよ。俺は保証する。 あいつは昔から腕の立つ者が好きだから、きっとお前のことも気に入るはずだ。

Sylvain: ゴーティエ辺境伯の嫡子であるシルヴァンはその……見てのとおり、女癖が悪くてな。 あんな態度だが、頭の回転は誰より速い。幼馴染の俺が言うのだから、確かだぞ。

Ingrid: イングリットはガラテア伯の息女なんだが下手な騎士よりも遥かに腕が立つんだ。 あの真面目さや勤勉さは子供の頃からで......シルヴァンなどはよく小言を言われていた。

Mercedes: 俺も、彼女とは入学して初めて知り合った。物腰の柔らかい、しっかりした女性だ。 帝国、王国と各地を転々としてきたらしい。だからな、ああも落ち着いているのは。

Dedue: ダスカー地方のことは知っているか？ドゥドゥーは、そこの生まれだ。 寡黙だが優しい、俺の自慢の......従者だ。まあ、実際に話してみればすぐにわかるさ。

Ashe: 王国南部に、ガスパールという城がある。彼はそこの城主であるロナート卿の養子だ。 あの実直な性格は、信頼に値すると思う。俺も......友人として親睦を深めたいものだ。

Mercedes and Annette:

Annette:　あ、傭兵さん！初めまして、だね。あたしはアネット。で、こっちが親友の……

Mercedes:　メルセデスよ。よろしくね～。もう他のみんなとはお話しした？

「まだだと答える」

Shez:　いえ、出立まではまだ時間があるし、これから話してみるつもりよ。

Mercedes:　じゃあ、みんなのことをよく知らないのは私たちと一緒ってことね～。

Annette:　実はあたしたちもこの間入学したばかりです、みんなの顔と名前は怪しいんだよね…...。

Knight of Seiros:

話はアロイスさんから聞かせてもらった。級長たちに加勢してくれて、感謝するよ。

生徒たちに何かあれば、心を痛めるだけでは済まなかった。重ね重ね、ありがとう。

前節も、学校から故郷に帰還した生徒が方向不明に......いや、君には関係ない話だった。

Knight of Seiros:

これまで何度も野外活動を行ってきたが......今回のようなことは一度もなかったのだ。

今年は皇女、王子、盟主の孫が揃っているため、護衛の数も平年の倍以上だった。

にもかかわらず、このような体たらく......。敵が一枚上手だったなどとは言えんよ。

まったく、レア様に何と申し開きをすればよいか......。困ったものだな。

Knight of Seiros:

君が３人に協力してくれて助かりました。

実は……級長たちは囮になって盗賊団の大部分を引きつけ、逃げてくれたのです。

おかげで他の者たちはかすり傷程度で守り切ることができました。

しかし、その結果、級長たち犠牲になっては大問題ですからね。

無事で本当に良かったです。

貴方の協力に感謝しています。

Soldier:

いやあ、特に何も起こらんから、旅行気分で行けって先輩には言われたんですけどね。

蓋を開けてみればこれですよ。まったく死ぬかと思いました。

もう必死で槍を振り回してたんですが……土官学校の女生徒に助けられちゃって。

最近の若い子は強いですねえ。機敏な動きで、見事なものでした。 (This one might be incomplete, I'm not sure)

Student:

怖かったよ！急に人がいっぱい襲ってきて......。

級長もどっかに行っちゃうし......残った貴族の人が指揮してくれたけど。

あれ？そういえば、君って誰？ま、まさか賊の生き残りじゃないよね！？

That's all I have for now (for the prologue, that is), so I'll edit this post once I know where the hell I put my other screenshots.

And since it's already a big mess, don't hesitate to tell me if you want me to post something in particular before I actually get to it!

[jankwritten]

rick doesn’t write nor is in charge of whatever goes on in readriordan they do their own thing over there. also mark wrote the book, which is why characters seem ooc - rick still had input in terms of outlining, plot, editing etc but mark basically wrote it. mark has talked about how much control rick gave him so I can’t see Rick being nitpicky about the details. He doesn’t even seem nitpicky in the books he writes solo. now i understand that obviously not everyone knows that and i personally don’t really like mark’s writing style, but they’re a queer poc who put a lot work into writing a story for kids about love, acceptance and overcoming trauma, something they very personally relate to. i’m not saying it can’t be critiqued at all because of this but some of you aren’t even really critiquing it you’re just genuinely being harsh and mean and refuse to even see past the words on the page to see the message and the impact this’ll have on kids, especially queer ones. but no it’s completely irredeemable and a dumpster fire all because clearly people prefer rick’s writing style to mark’s. I just…..ugh. so so disappointing.

well, actually, my genuine problem with it is the way that it was written. the pacing of it, I mean, the way that the story flows just feels wrong, poorly thought out, and poorly executed.

I'm not saying that people can't enjoy the book. And I understand that it's not written for people my age. But from the standpoint of a writer, the book is genuinely just not as good.

Mark writing the book and pouring all their love and devotion into it doesn't change the fact that it feels like it falls flat from an actual writing standpoint. It feels like it was a surface level first draft, the rough outline for what the story was going to be. It's the barest of bones, full of continuity errors and references that feel jarring coming from the characters they come from, moments that feel like they're trying to mimic the original PJO series and instead fall flat and just feel like a mockery.

The topics that the story wanted to address felt like they were shoehorned in - the whole plot was weird and contrived, the fact that Hades was the one who orchestrated the whole thing, the book itself already doesn't make sense just based on that alone.

And the way that the story went about discussing Nico and Will's trauma, I don't know. It felt like every other second Nico and Will were switching rapidly between being confident and flirtatious to individually nervous wrecks, their thoughts didn't feel entirely grounded, the action sequences felt jerky and uncoordinated, I couldn't ever get into the character's head. I couldn't ever really see it through their eyes, if that makes sense, because things were being TOLD to us the whole time, not SHOWN to us. It's one of the first things you're told when you start writing: show, don't tell.

I will say that you're right. Some of us are just being outright mean to the book, which is our right, just like it's your right have not found anything objectionable during your readthrough. And that's totally fine! We're all entitled to our own opinions, that's the joy of being online. Those of us who are roasting the book, calling it a dumpsterfire or saying it resembles a 2013 era Wattpad fic, we're all being dramatic and mean because that's just how fandom is. That's how fandom has always been. We criticize the new media because it will never be as good as the origal, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.

You're right that this book also means a lot in terms of queer rep. It's fucking insanely cool that Riordan and Oshiro got to write such a blatantly queer story about overcoming mental health troubles and navigating a relationship when you're young and traumatized! And they published it through Disney! That's a fucking massive win for representation in media, it's a crazy cool thing to have added to such a popular, well known universe like PJO! I myself figured out I was queer through reading PJO and feeling a connection to Nico specifically, so, yeah, seeing a stand-alone story about him and his boyfriend is actually really really cool to me.

That does not mean that I have to kiss it's boots and act like it's gods gift to gay kids, because it isn't. In the end, it's still a just book. it's still fallible. It is allowed to have it's faults, and I'm allowed to say what I want to about it, just like you are.

peace and love, friend. I hope you have a wonderful evening.

[chocolatespyro]

Fuck it. I'm posting this shitpost dumpsterfire and nobody can stop me.

Can you tell what episode I REALLY didn't like.

Also I'm genuinely shocked that there were no dink-doink springy jokes made when the episode came out but ig nobody watched that Saberspark review FHUSDFUDH unless it's all on twitter because i don't go there and never plan to

Btw the Bot pin joke and this whole doodlepage was made before the whole Bot plushie reveal so that's why it's the Bot pin instead but. Yeah it aged a little too well

And yes that horribly formatted comic is a direct reference to a Spongebob episode thanks

EDIT: Oh my god the video link broke gimme like 10 minutes to fix it HUHFDUH

EDiT 2: Ok nvm it just took like 5 years to load for me I guess it's fine??

[bts-trash-blog]

I’m getting drunk tonight and I realized last time I said I was updating BOU and I HAVE LIED TO YOU

But in all honestly I was reading it back and it was honest rushed dumpsterfire trash hence why I didn’t post it. Some of the shit in it was just plan bad. Like trying to write a smut with three people is so fucking complicated as it is ADD FUCKING OMEGAVERS BULLSHIT it makes it even more frustrating because at some points in the first draft it did not sound all very consensual even though I KNEW it was. So yeah had to rewrite it

bUT I DO HAVE A HIDDEN MOMENTS CHAPTER EDITED would you be okay with that? It’s not the car scene-but it is Yoongi and the MC in his office after her asked her out on the date! It’s short compared to my chapters but very cute. I have a couple other from early chapters but they’re choppy!

Let me know sweets🥰

[bitchofdarkness]

Hey there!

I don't think I ever had one of these on this blog before. So, some might already know that I got side blogs for Teen Wolf and Vikings, but this one is my main blog and kind of a dumpsterfire when it comes to fandoms and other posts I reblog.

Recently I got into gif making for other shows than Vikings and you can find those under #bitchofdarkness gifs or in short #bod gifs or you can switch the "gifs" to "edits" if you want to look those up.

If you see me reblogging a show you also enjoy and want to chat about it, just hit my dms! I'm usually not the kind of person to initiate conversation, but I do reply without feeling bothered if someone else approaches me. So don't be shy, I'm just as awkward as everyone else xD