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tasteracha · 6 months

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strawberry cake

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warnings: afab!reader, reader x jisung, consensual somnophilia, smut - MINORS DNI.

synopsis: jisung fucks you in your sleep idk there's no other plot here

i’m wet and you’re not home to help me

i’m going to bed

don’t wake me up when you get back

(i’m wearing the shorts)

11:09 pm

these are the texts jisung was met with when he finally got a chance to look at his phone. it was almost midnight, his muscles hurt beyond compare and his eyelids felt like lead when he tried to blink, but the simple message that you had sent him made his entire body sing in excitement.

it wasn’t often that you allowed him this - you liked to be awake to watch his features morph in ecstasy when he first sank into you, wanted to witness the way his eyes rolled back into his head when he came. today was a different case though; you genuinely were tired, and you knew that even if you tried to stay awake for him that you would fall asleep halfway through, and wouldn’t that be a kick to jisung’s self esteem?

so you created this system of sorts. a pair of sleep shorts that you bought that was in a color you never usually wore, just so there was no chance of confusion. a signal that jisung was allowed to do whatever he wanted to you, whether or not you were awake - when you first brought it up to him he was apprehensive, but neither one of you could ignore the way his cock jumped in his boxers at the idea.

just like it was now, as he was rushing through packing his bag so he could make it home to you. he makes it home in what must be a record breaking time, nearly sweating in excitement the entire way. if he got any judgemental looks from the way he bumped into people as he sped by, he didn’t notice, too focused on his goal to give them a sparing thought.

your body was a lump under the comforter when he finally approached you, blankets pulled around you like a cocoon so only your face was still visible. he almost felt bad at the thought of having to remove you from the warmth, but his neediness won over it.

he takes his clothes off hastily, shivering when the cold air hit his feverish skin, but he paid it no mind - there was one thing running through his thoughts right now and it was making his dick harden at an alarming rate.

he kneels on the side of the bed, peeling back the comforter just to make sure the shorts were still on - they were, of course they were. you wouldn’t tease him like that, but even when you were asleep your consent was important. he wouldn’t do anything to betray your trust.

you weren’t a light sleeper, which worked to his benefit. the cold air didn’t cause you to stir at all even though you were clad in a old bralette and skimpy shorts. he could see the outline of your nipples hardening through the fabric of your bralette, though, and he couldn’t resist from reaching towards them to rub at them with his thumbs. if awake, you would have shivered and whined, sensitivity ruling over your impulses, but now you don’t react at all. it was like you were a doll, and if your chest wasn’t rising and falling with your breaths he might believe that you were.

if his cock wasn’t hard before, it certainly was now.

he couldn’t resist from stopping to look at you, a rare thing that you don’t usually allow him to do when you were awake. his eyes roamed from the curve of your nose to the dark circles under your eyes to the plush bow of your lips, features completely relaxed. you’re beautiful. his hand moves up to your face, cupping it gently and moving it towards him so he could press a gentle kiss to your forehead. even though you didn’t feel it, he wanted you to know that he loves you.

god, he loves you so much.

you let out a soft snuff of breath when he grazes his hands over your hips and he freezes, watching your features carefully until he was sure that they remained soft with sleep. while he wouldn’t mind you being awake, that wasn’t part of the plan. you had said not to wake you up, and he was nothing if not obedient.

he pulls your shorts down to reveal your bare pussy, panties left off and a wet patch glistening on the crotch of your shorts. had you touched yourself before going to bed, thinking of him? did you come, moaning his name and wishing it was on his dick? or did you edge yourself, priming your body for him, making it ready?

either way, the evidence of your arousal was enough to make him snap as he crawls over you, a dangerously possessive look on his face as he finally takes his cock in his hand. he runs the tip of it through your folds, collecting your slick on him, and the feeling of it makes him let out a groan. he lowers his head to your neck as he pushes in, the slide easy from how lax your body was. He let out a shaky breath as he pushed fully into your tight heat as he moves his lips to your pulse point. the slow, rhythmic rush of blood follows through to his hips as he thrusts in small motions, holding himself back from taking you the way he so desperately wanted to.

he took your limp hands in his, intertwining your fingers together before pressing them to the mattress above your head. holding you down, even though you weren’t awake to move regardless. he backs up a bit as he picks up his rhythm, focusing on the tiny furrow of your brow and the way your mouth twisted up in pleasure.

you were clenching around him without restraint, like your body was unconsciously trying to keep him inside of you. he let go of one of your hands, wrapping his fingers around both of your wrists to keep them in place as his free hand wandered down your body to your clit. he rubbed at it experimentally, gasping when your hips jerked up to meet his automatically. he started a slow rhythm with his fingers as he continued fucking into you. your breaths was coming out in short huffs, lips parting again and again with every one, your body responding to the stimulation in a way your mind likely wasn’t. he wonders what you were dreaming about, if you were; he hopes that it’s about him.

without warning, your body shakes through a helpless orgasm but you remain asleep, eyes fluttering behind your lids. jisung barely has time to spare a thought of how that was even possible before he was hurtling towards his own, the rhythmic clenching of your cunt milking everything out of him until he was barely able to hold himself up over you. he collapses next to you, pressing kiss after kiss to whatever part of your body he could reach, whispering praises to you in between that fell on deaf ears.

when he could stand without his legs feeling like jelly he cleans you up, gently wiping at your dripping hole with a warm washcloth, fixated on the way you clenched on nothing when he passed over your swollen clit. he throws the rag to the side, climbing back over you so he could settle himself at your side and when he looked at you -

your eyes were open.

“how long have you been awake?” jisung asks, blinking at you.

“since you started panting into my neck,” you giggle, reaching for him so you could pull him into your side. “you seemed to like me being asleep though, so i pretended.”

“god, it was so hot,” he says, looking up at you with shiny eyes, embarrassingly fond of you. “what did i do to deserve you?”

“well,” you take his wrist, guiding his hand down towards your stomach. “i can think of a few things you can do now.”

#stray kids smut #skz smut #stray kids imagines #han jisung smut #han jisung x reader #han jisung imagines #jisung smut #han jisung #stray kids fic

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shotmrmiller · 5 months

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09 Wife with a pathetic!Simon instead.

She appears and his tac knife is quickly at her throat, but once she shows him the dog tags around her neck, along with personal info like how he was an apprentice butcher before he signed up for the military, he puts the blade away.

She's too soft, too dainty. Even if she wanted to try something, he'd snap her neck in an instant.

Then she runs a thumb across the bare, puckered skin of his lower rib cage as she recounts some details of how he got the scar there but all of it falls on deaf ears.

Her touch on his old wound feels like she's scraping his nerves raw- and it has him rock hard in seconds.

Simon can't help but think about how she isn't disgusted by his marred flesh. How her eyes rove over him with an emotion he can't place, as do her hands.

He's so painfully erect that he feels like if he shifts, the sensation of the fabric of his sleeping bottoms rubbing against his sensitive head can make him come.

Simon feels lightheaded as his vision begins to spin— breaths coming in harsh pants.

She's underneath him still, eyes wide as she gazes up at him, and he can't remember the last time he had someone in his bed without paying for it.

He swallows thickly and moves to get off of her when she bends her leg, touching his groin— her knee pushing up into his tightened ball sack, and he feels something inside of him snap.

All he can hear is the deafening noise of his rapid heartbeat. He can't see anything and he's not sure if it's because the ecstasy coursing through his body has robbed him of his sight, or if he's squeezing his eyes shut.

Simon's body is trembling with the aftershocks of his climax. His lungs burn from the lack of oxygen, and his mind is fuzzy with pleasure. As he comes back down from his high, he slowly opens his eyes— only to see her.

With a stunned expression on her face, she stared up at him in disbelief, her mouth wide open. There's a clear liquid splattered over her rosy cheeks dripping down to the side of her face.

Simon pats his forehead, only to feel it a little warmer than normal, but completely dry.

Oh.

He uses the back of his hand to wipe his mouth.

"Sorry."

#simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x f reader #call of duty #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #simon riley x you #pathetic!simon #cod mw2 #cod mwii

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dia-souls · 7 months

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Diabolik Lovers Dark and Horrific Facts (Based on HDB and MB Games and CDs) part1/part2

(⚠️ Violence, humiliation, torture, rape,... ⚠️)

Shu tied Yui's hands and feet with chains and tore her clothes with a knife in front of Ayato, stripping her completely naked. ( Versus I Vol.1 Drama CD )

Shu cut Yui's naked body with a knife to make it easier to bleed and suck her blood, threatened to stab her to death if she resisted. ( Versus I Vol.1 Drama CD)

Shu threatened Yui that if she tried to escape, he would trample all the wounded points on her body or even crucify her. ( Versus I Vol.1 Drama CD)

After Reiji lost his mind and killed Yui for having Cordelia's heart, he tried to kill his own father but failed and was killed by Karlheinz. ( MB Brute.End )

After Reiji found out Yuma's identity as Edgar, he tried to kill Yuma in front of Shu to torture him. ( MB Ecstasy.08 )

Reiji leaned Yui's body against the wall of the bathroom and pulled her hair with all his might. ( MB Maniac.02 )

When Ayato lost his mental health, he killed all his brothers to show his power and have Yui only for himself. ( HDB Manservant.End )

Ayato sucked Yui because of having Cordelia's heart until Yui was unable to walk, and then stabbed her to death with a knife. ( HDB Brute.End )

When Ayato got angry, he tied a chain around Yui's neck and pulled it tight, making it difficult for Yui to breathe. ( More,Blood Vol.01 Drama CD )

Kanato killed all of his brothers except for Yui by summoning his Fire power but killed her in a different way and turned her corpse into a wax doll. ( HDB Brute.End )

When Kanato wanted to keep an eye on Yui, he called Teddy by different name, and Yui was suprise to saw him walking. Kanato then said that he is Daddie, not Teddy, and that he is an familiar, not a doll. It shows that he was one of the people that Kanato killed before and now his soul is under Kanato's command. ( MB Dark.09 )

Kanato burned Yui's body in the torture chamber and collected her ashes and put them in a doll, claiming that it was only because he loved Yui and wanted to be with her forever. ( MB Brute.End )

Laito used an unknown device to torture Yui, which was revealed in the manga to be a device for sexual torture. ( HDB Dark.02 )

Laito let Ayato suck Yui's blood and then punished her for Ayato sucking her blood. ( HDB Ecstasy.09 )

In front of Subaru, Laito put a collar around Yui's neck and tightened it so tightly that it was difficult for Yui to breathe. ( Versus I Vol.2 Drama CD)

Laito rips off Yui's clothes so that Subaru can view her body and Yui is embarrassed and humiliated. ( Versus I Vol.2 Drama CD )

Subaru bit Yui very hard and while she was tired of Laito's punishment and was even struggling to breathe, he grabbed her hair and pulled. ( Versus I Vol.2 Drama CD )

While Yui's hands and feet were tied with chains, both Subaru and Laito began to suck her blood and torture her. ( Versus I Vol.2 Drama CD )

Ruki held Yui by the neck from the top of a tower and threatened her with death. ( More,Blood Vol.03 Drama CD )

Ruki threatens to kill Yui if she doesn't beg for his fangs. ( More,Blood Vol.03 Drama CD )

When a cat was injured and Yui was happily taking care of it, Ruki killed the cat. ( MB Maniac.08 )

When Kou stripped Yui to suck her blood, he dug his nails into Yui's wounds to deepen her wounds. ( More,Blood Vol.02 Drama CD )

When Kou cut Yui's body with a knife to suck her blood, he accidentally damaged Yui's heart and killed her. ( MB Brute.End )

Kou forced Yui to wear a dog collar and took her to the park, humiliating her in front of people. ( MB Ecstasy.03 )

Yuma kidnapped Yui and took her to a place where he tore off all her clothes to suck her blood. ( More,Blood Vol.05 Drama CD )

After Yui cried, Yuma taped her mouth shut and threatened to kill her with a knife if she resisted. ( More,Blood Vol.05 Drama CD )

After Yuma lost his mental health, he punched Yui, a girl much smaller and weaker than him, causing her to go into a coma. ( MB Brute.End )

When Azusa was upset about Yui running away, he stabbed and punched Yui repeatedly to express his love for her. ( MB Brute.End )

Azusa wanted Yui only for himself. Therefore, he quarantined her in a room. ( MB Manservant.End )

Azusa kidnapped Yui and stabbed her against her will to suck her blood, seeing it as a way of expressing his love. ( More,Blood Vol.04 )

#diabolik lovers #dialovers #yui komori #komori yui #shu sakamaki #reiji sakamaki #ayato sakamaki #kanato sakamaki #laito sakamaki #subaru sakamaki #ruki mukami #kou mukami #yuma mukami #azusa mukami #diabolik lovers analyze #diabolik lovers fandom #yui x diaboys #diaboys x yui

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paithology · 3 months

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𝙎𝙏𝙄𝘾𝙆𝙔 𝙁𝙄𝙉𝙂𝙀𝙍𝙎! ☆ ݁ ⋆

- You have an overwhelming crush on your stepbrother, Geto.

Pairings: Stepbrother!geto x Perverted fem!reader

Content warnings: : Smut, Stepcest, Age gap, Overstimulation, Fingering, Size Kink,

Stepbrother!Geto Whose subtle eye contact makes your knees tremble and your thighs clench together.

Stepbro!Geto, who was always acting completely oblivious to the looks you gave him, Nonetheless, every time you see him, you fantasize about him fucking your guts out.

Your favorite time of night was 9:25, when he was getting ready to leave for one of the extra night courses he had picked up. It means you'll finally be home alone.

At 10:09, you find yourself under the covers, one hand groping your tit as you reach another hand down to rub your clit. Thinking about Stepbro!Geto and his big, girthy, veiny cock ramming into your pussy with all he has tits bouncing from the intensity of his thrust

Your body trembles with pleasure as your fingers work on your clit whining and moaning, dreaming about taking his cock in and out of your tight cunt.

Thinking of Stepbro!Geto fucking you senseless as you claw at his back because his cock is just too big for you, but god, how badly do you want him to just go faster and wipe your precious tears away. his cock twitching with every thrust.

You push your fingers in, imagining your sopping cunt sucking him in farther with each thrust, feeling the veins of his cock against your wet folds, begging him to go deeper.

You’ve deluded yourself into believing that you’re only prepping yourself for his overwhelming cock.

You didn’t need much convincing, though; you were already too out of it. Your clit sticky and all puffy from cumming, just begging to be touched by him.

fantasizing about your walls clenching tightly around his throbbing cock. Feeling nothing but his tip messily stroking your walls.

The idea of being full of him aroused you more than anything. You add another finger with a choked sob, feeling the stretch. Your face twisted with ecstasy, your tits gleamed with sweat, and your eyes half-lidded.

You pull your fingers out, precum clinging to your fingers, before dipping your fingers back into your cunt with a whimper.

You just finished what seemed like your fourth orgasm, lubricating with the juices that leave your soaping pussy, allowing you to push your fingers farther and your eyes glossy with the tears as you desperately fucked yourself. Mouth agape lost in nothing but raw euphoria.

Work of: Paige, do not copy.

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trivia-yandere · 9 months

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trivia-yandere halloween masterlist

welcome to a spooky corny masterlist. some fics posted will also be a part of the alternate universe masterlist, as well, that fits the "spooky" aspect.

warning: will contain smut, non-con/rape, dub-con, violence, etc - warnings will be set in each fic uploaded. please read the warnings before continuing

2024 - to be announced...

divine intervention - (taehyung) - you'll do anything to have your own baby one day - even to go against your morals and allow a wiccan to help you. completed 10.01

tale of two sinners - (jungkook) -

red pill- (hoseok/namjoon) while partying, you decide to take a mysterious pill called "hell on earth" that's said to take you to a whole different dimension; one of pure ecstasy, lust and pleasure. completed 10.07

autumn of terror - (seokjin) the small town of oakville is being taken over by a serial killer who goes by "the ripper" you, an out of town detective, team up with head detective of oakville, kim seokjin, to take down the ripper. completed 10.04

survival - (jimin) you apply to a dating-show in hopes of winning enough money so you and your sister can live comfortably. completed 10.09

phantasm - (hoseok)

sentient - (namjoon)

smoke & mirrors - (yoongi)

2023

two sentence horror story (jin) - it's been nearly five years since you last saw seokjin completed [will be released 10/01}

fertile (taehyung) during an annual camping trip with your parents, you venture off deep into the woods and find a man chained to a tree. completed {will be released 10/06}

moral dilemma (hoseok) - your morality is tested at a monthly family dinner that gets interrupted by two masked men. completed {will be released 10/08}

test your morality (jungkook) - jungkook's morality is tested when he's woken from his unconscious state to find you - his best friend - bound before him. completed {will be released 10/09}

metamorphosis (jungkook) - in which you encounter someone in the middle of the night seemingly hurt. much to your luck, you were wrong. completed {will be released 10/13) PART 2

word is bond (jimin) - in order to save your kingdom from perishing, you agree to give your body to the demon king. completed {will be released 10/17}

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mrs-incognito1 · 2 years

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1:09 AM - Sex with Ghost.

Warnings - unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it), slight praise kink, penetration, female reader.

I take requests :)

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“Shh.” Ghost gently coaxes, his top lip teasingly grazing Y/N’s ear lobe before pressing sweet pecks into the soft flesh of her neck, smirking slightly as she gasps softly. His tattooed arm pins both of her wrists above her head, his nails grazing her skin ever so slightly and his chiselled torso, now slightly slick with bittersweet sweat presses into her chest.

A salty bead of sweat runs down Y/N’s jawline and onto her collarbone as desperate, breathy whines fall from her mouth, her wrists struggling from above her head. “Shh.” Ghost reminds her, harsher, rougher, his left hand travelling bedside her to squeeze her hip, as if to scold her. Ghost pulls away from her slightly to meet her gaze, pupils blown out from lust and his hips jolting slightly with pleasure each time their pubic bones meet.

“Come on, baby,” he says, lips meeting hers in a lazy kiss, “Where’s that spot you like so much, hm?” He questions, teasing, nipping at her jaw softly. His tattooed arm unpins her wrists as he pulls her legs to lock around his hips. “Ghost. Please.” Y/N begs quietly, whispering into his ear as she wraps her arms around his shoulders, pulling him closer, as if attempting to become one.

Ghost grunts at the new angle, relishing in the feeling of her sopping cunt hugging his cock, the sounds of her whimpering spurring him on as his thrusts begin to quicken. “Mmm, you close, baby?” He asks, eyes boring into hers as he skilfully maintains his momentum.

Y/N’s eyes roll back into her skull as she manages nothing but a feeble nod in response to his question, the overwhelming pleasure in her core now clouding her vision. She desperately bucks her hips up to meet his thrusts, her nails scraping down his back leaving blush red scratches on his skin.

Ghost presses his torso further into her body as he chases his own orgasm, his cheeks turning a sinful shade of pink from the physical exertion. Y/N tightens her legs around his hips as her orgasm washes over her, eyes screwing shut in ecstasy as a soft tear rolls down her cheek.

Ghost is quick to press his palm to her mouth, censoring the erotic whimpers and moans that leave her mouth. The feeling of her cunt contracting around his dick encourages his own orgasm as he spurts strings of thick cum into her pussy, hips stuttering unapologetically as he does so.“Good girl.” He hushes quietly into her ear, leaving a small kiss on her temple.

#simon ghost riley x reader #modern warfare #simon riley x reader #ghost x reader #ghost smut #ghost x female reader #simon riley #simon riley cod #simon riley x you #simon riley x y/n #cod hcs #cod mw2 fic #cod mw2 smut #cod mw2 ghost

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idlerin · 1 year

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LOVE SICK

a suna rintarou social media au

pairing. suna rintarou x f!reader

synopsis. cupid! calling cupid! as the resident matchmaker slash hopeless romantic of tokyo university, you are the person people look for to get love advice or to set them up with the love of their lives. when suna rintarou comes to you asking for the opposite, to help fend people away from trying to get with him, to the extremes of even asking to fake date you, you couldn't refuse! mostly because you did owe him since he was on the receiving end of a bunch of your clients’ unsuccessful love efforts (hey, you do warn them your matchmaking only has a 62.3% success rate).

tags. social media au, college au, fake dating, matchmaker, romance, crack, humor, fluff!

warnings. time stamps are irrelevant !!, foul language (aka cursing), drinking/alcohol

status. on-going (02/15/24 —)

— playlist.

teasers

[name]’s reading list | suna’s playlist | [name]’s in trouble !

profiles

ppl who think love sucks + [name] | inarizaki dogs

episodes !

chapter names may be subjected to change as the fic goes along.

( ❥ ) — has narrative parts

ACT I

01. romance 101 w [l/n] [name] !

02. aren’t you like, cupid

03. absolutely insane

04. sweetest girlfriend

05. it’s all cliché and full of obvious red flags ( ❥ )

06. passion is a passing thing

07. keep your eyes on me ( ❥ )

08. i’m just a girl

09. im a matchmaker not a mathematician

10. ur like an exothermic reaction

ACT II

11. a witch! she's a witch!

12. my dearest,

13. lol didn’t think u were mine

14. who cares if he’s a bit psychotic (he’s hot)

15. the grumpy x sunshine trope

16. shitty romance books

17. will they won’t they

18. season of hearts

19. touch some grass

20. and the world stills

ACT III

21. being with you is ecstasy

22. will they/won’t they

23. you hate me? so enemies to lovers?

24. dead, shattered, devastated

tba !

taglist is OPEN !

to be added to the taglist you can just send in an ask or comment :)

notes. hi so this was like supposed to be posted on valentines but i got impatient and hey its still the month of love so whatever ehe will not start till i finish nonsense since i need to learn how to do stuff one at a time! but yeah super excited to make this bc i love fake dating and i love suna rintarou hohoho thank you guys sm for 400 followers i love you all <3

icons used as pfps are not mine but the content of this smau is. please do not repost this on any other platform. © idlerin 2023

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lilyrizzy · 8 months

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max & daniel's relationship, told through 13 years of max's google searches. thank you to @catofthecanals289 and @lajnias for reading through this for me!!! also on ao3

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& 2023

“Max,” Daniel calls to him from the bedroom, just as he is rinsing the shampoo from his hair. Not wanting shampoo in his eyes or his mouth, Max keeps them all firmly shut.

“Baby?” Daniel says again, louder.

The warm water is a gentle relief running over his sweat sticky skin, nowhere near the scalding temperatures Daniel sets their shower to at home. It’s why Max had insisted that they clean off separately, the Austin heat far too much for Max to endure boiling water too, despite Daniel’s pouting and dramatic insistence that Max couldn’t just ‘fuck and flee.”

“Yes,” he calls when all the suds are safely sliding past his shoulders, but he didn’t need to shout. When he opens his eyes he sees Daniel leaning against the doorway with a smirk, still wearing his unbuttoned satin shirt, cowboy hat and nothing else. His wedding ring sits heavy on his finger, and Max thumbs over the matching one on his own hand.

Max’s come is a shiny presence he can still see smeared between Daniel’s thighs.

The sight of him makes Max’s dick twitch. Daniel notices and his grin only widens.

“Baby,” he says again, too sweet. “Baby, why is your most recent Google search is it weird that my husband saying yeehaw makes me come?”

And just like that, Max suddenly longs for a hot shower, an excuse for why his cheeks start to burn red.

“Why are you snooping through my phone?” He demands, forcing himself not to turn away casually and instead keep rubbing the hotel’s own body wash under his armpits.

“I wasn’t snooping,” Daniel says easily, “I was looking to get us some ribs delivered, my phone died at the track, remember?”

Max makes a noncommittal noise because vaguely he does remember Daniel saying he needed to put it on charge. That was before Max started pawing at him the moment the hotel door shut behind them though, and then it had been forgotten by both of them.

There’s just the noise of the extractor fan whirring for a moment, but Daniel doesn’t move. When Max sneaks a glance at him, he’s still leaning against the door frame looking amused.

“Sooo.” He drawls out the word in the stupid Texas accent that Max wishes he didn’t find so strangely sexy. “Are we going to talk about this, little lady, or-“

“Nope,” Max says firmly, turning off the shower.

Daniel nods. It makes the lights of the bathroom catch on his chain and Max- Max really wants to fuck him again.

“What about the one below it?” He asks, “Daniel Ricciardo Austin 2023 photos?”

“Nope,” Max says again, stepping out of the shower and reaching for his towel. He’s smiling now too, because he knows that beneath Daniel’s teasing that one will have made him happy to see.

“Okay,” Daniel says, then he unlocks Max’s phone. “What about how to ask my husband to-“

“Daniel,” Max interrupts, taking the phone from his hand and putting it into the empty sink. “Do you want to read more of my internet history, or do you want to get back on the bed and play good cowboy, bad cowboy again?”

Daniel grins, takes the cowboy hat from his head and puts it onto Max’s. When his arms wind around Max, the silky fabric of his shirt presses cool against Max’s shower-warm skin, his nipples.

“Well, when you put it like that,” Daniel says, leaning in to put his mouth on the skin just beneath Max’s ear. “Yeehaw, baby.”

Max laughs and pinches Daniel’s ass, at the same time as his dick twitches again. Backing him out of the bathroom, towards the bed, his phone is forgotten in the bathroom.

Google never had all the answers when it came to them, anyway.

#im so shitty at making headers but I'm lazy so shhh don't judge it too hard lol #fic #max/daniel

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