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it's 4.40 am and i want indomie kari with bacon
#smt tmi#but i have to get out of my bed#and risk waking toothless#i alr got out of bed twice#to pee#pro tip for indomie#things to add#a teaspoon or a lil bit over half a spoon of butter#egg is a must#plus point if yoh can keep the yolk intact#and half cooked#so it's runny#then add a splash of low fat milk#i like to add spring onions#or broccoli#GOD I WANT BROCCOLI#i'm hungry#i'm gonna gnaw on my pillow#bye
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As someone who had to weld in high school, I can attest to the importance of safety goggles. ;) Poor Egg Boi. >_< It's still funny though. ;) XD
*Also, aww to Sir Pentious sticking his tongue out as he works! It's just like Fizz when he's happy or in the zone when performing. ^_^<3<3<3<3
#sir pentious#sir pentious hazbin hotel#hazbin sir pentious#hazbin hotel sir pentious#egg bois#egg bois hazbin hotel#hazbin egg bois#hazbin hotel egg bois#screenshots#hazbin hotel#vivziepop#the show must go on#<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3#XD#funny#safety first#Sir Pentious sticking out is tongue is sooo cute!#^_^#fave character#that poor Egg Boi#comparison
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bingqiu is like. they think one of them needs to be the wife in the relationship. but then both of them independently decide that they're the wife.
#sqq: well obviously binghe is the husband so i must be the wife#binghe: [has been fantasizing about being sqq's housewife since he was 15] wh#svsss#i love them. their stupid gender nonsense captivates me.#i need to trans binghe's gender so badly#and i need it to crack sqq's egg in the process
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Avoidance Avoidance
IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG/I FORGET HOW/THEY WILL BE ANGRY/I CAUSED THIS MYSELF/IT'S GOING TO HURT/AND I WILL KNOW/IT IS MY OWN FAULT/IT'S GOING TO HURT/IT'S GOING TO HURT/IT'S GOING TO HURT
I CAN'T FACE IT
#and then you do face it and its like oh#that wasnt so bad#the snakes in your stomach are eating each other#they will not stop if you ignore them#they will only stop if you feed them mice and birds and eggs#but first you must look at the knotted mess and say yes its my fault#but it wont get better unless i touch it#and put some hand sanitizer at the edges of each mouth#that causes snakes to regurgitate its really helpful#shire draws#vent#vent art#you can reblog it tho dw
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the accolade ( the...the cat-olade...)
#mine#original#i cannot even begin to explain the anguish. the torment. this drawing has brought me#and i STILL dont like it. i simply cant work on it any longer i cant i cant. i must be rid of it#eating drywall as we speak#you want to know how many weeks ive worked on this. THREE. ALMOST.#you want to know how long my other cat drawings take me ?? 3 days absolute MAX#anyway. begon foul creature etc#i havent left extremely long tags for a long while hello everyone good lord there are many of you#we are going stratford this weekend very exciting#its going to be a little chilly and i want to take my new coat with me but issue its not chilly right now so i cant wear it onto the train#i do not think. i can. stuff it into my suitcase i dont think that will happen#i am sure i will figure it out#also. no longer vegan . eggs have won me over. egg egg egg.#im having to restrain myself SO hard from buying more wool i want a shawl i want a shawl#i want more cute DRESSES why are nice comfy dresses 10000£#i look on vinted and its like dresses for popping your pussy in like not. the vibe im going for thank u#anyway. im going to eat crackers now
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By Georgina Jones - CC BY-SA 4.0
#shuttlecock egg cowrie#false cowrie#sea snail#snail#gastropod#mollusk#mollusc#sometimes when i'm looking for an animal to post i simply must say “what”#monday poll
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hiiii im back with more of the tc model!!! at 3am this is normal
he's technically been done for days ive just been nitpicking away at little things a bit (i may still do so, it never ends)
he's around 22k tris :) i wanted to keep him around 20k mainly because i had this persistent thought during modeling of how epic some kind of tc-centric survival-story game would be. not gonna happen but it's cool to think about
if you perhaps want the .blend file to mess around with posing him yourself i could send it through dms maybe?? only if that would be alright
either way here are some more images of him :)
here he is kneeling down to deliver pets to something out of the frame. look at that joyous expression he deserves some happiness i think
i dont know what possessed me to make this
who's this strange injured fella wandering the wastes of a hostile cybertron with dramatic magenta backlighting...??
OH MY GOD WHAAAT !!! THUNDERCRACKER IS ALIVE !!! HE LIVES !!! THIS IS GENUINELY ONE OF THE MOST COOLEST THINGS EVER AAHH HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT WHAATTT !!! THE GIF MADE ME LAUGH HARD, SPARKLE ON ! IT'S FRIDAY !
I would love to get my hands on the blender files and play around with him omg ! Feel free to DM me with them ! I would mayhaps like to try my hand at animating him at some point BAHAHA IM NOT OVER HOW AWESOME THIS IS AHA HIS CLOAKED VERSION IM SO OBSESSED WITH HIS EVERYTHING !! THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS IS SO DAMN COOL
#science cont fanart#ask#thundercracker#transformers#HES SO CUTESY MYSTERIOUS#3D ARTISTS ARE TRULY THE MOST POWERFUL BEASTS ON THE PLANET#BILLIONS MUST LOOK IMMEDIATELY#ITS BEEN SUCH A JOY TO WATCH HIM GRADUALLY COME TO LIFE I feel like I just watched a chicken hatch from an egg
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i also just want to point out the qsmp members' commitment to like never letting the inactive members die. like dantdm logged on twice and is canonically dead and everyone continues to blame mysterious happenstance on him. spreen is canonically dead and yet people are still like namedropping him even tho the house façade he built has been demolished and also probably consumed by a mountain. they meme on kameto who's barely been on except that time he was a fed spy that was iconic as hell. they just immortalize their members and they're always so happy to see old faces come back and it lowkey makes me emotional lmfaoo like missa barely logged on for a while but goddamn nobody forgot his name bc philza can't go one day without mentioning him and mariana barely logs on but every time fit saw the homeless mariana in roier's city no matter what he'd stop dead and tell it "come home" and when slime came back to the server for elections after having logged off for the last like two months everyone was still excited to meet him bc the others had kept his memories on the server fresh and alive, maxo died canonically in the nuke and pierre pasted his face all over the server, luzu vanished for months and we never forgot him either thanks to the computers and foolish's wack ass family tree. like when purgatory teams were chosen and team red constantly joked about how it would be so over for the other teams once germán logged on despite the fact that germán had only ever logged on ONCE, the way they cheered when they snatched rubius in the split of green despite the fact that rubius hadn't logged on more than twice since march. they just keep the names alive all the time and it's like
it just makes me really happy to see. like it makes me really happy. like the admin team and the members alike are like 'no way in HELL are we letting your memory go' like damn once ur on isla quesadilla you really are stuck as an islander forever :D
#qsmp#shut up vic#block game brainrot#not gonna put this in the main body because 🤢 but also#filler tag filler tag ravioli ravioli you must hit read more to see this#the hatsune miku jokes to keep a member's memory alive during a long hiatus are also an example of this effect#anyway i really hope the server can continue and the issues are resolved#bc i'd really love to see pol back on the server like genuinely#there's more examples obviously and not all of them are ones i can remember#but just. i mean even the dead eggs whose admins aren't even on the team anymore#every month bad and dapper made a point to visit their graves and remember them (sometimes with company)#it's like holy shit fucking goddamn it hits me in the chest seriously#sorry for the massive unbroken paragraph that's how the thought looks in my head too so i opted not to break it up
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★ 108 // “Easter Eggs”
#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#steel ball run#sbr#johnny joestar#gyro zeppeli#diego brando#hot pants#offerings#tools used:#eggs...#crayons#Sharpie#googly eyes#Johnny Yolkstar... Gyro Zeggppeli... Dieggo Brando... Egg Pants...#ummm anyways HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY!!!#I'm trying to get something out for Easter a bit early since I won't be posting anything Easter related on the day of.#Oh nono no. There's a much more important holiday that falls on that day we must celebrate instead. See you on 110!
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Since Ichigo dies at about 15, and Hatake get their marks at like 14? what do her clan markings look like? 👀
OHHH OK THIS IS ACTUALLY A WHOLE THING, SO,
Ichigo got moon stripes !! It's also known as the story teller stripes, and is the traditional tattoos of the Hatake clan's religious leader and story keeper. Which Ichigo does end up in training to become!
There's actually a bit of drama with the fact that Yuki, the current clan shaman, is so old (she's in her 70's, which is basically like being in her 120's for a shinobi), and she's only now picking an apprentice in Ichigo.
Yuki did actually have an apprentice before, who was fully trained and set up to take up the position whenever Yuki died— but they were one of the 5 Hatake to die to illness the winter before the Hatake were summoned to iron court (which is the event that got the ball rolling on the Hatake joining Konoha a year or two later)
Yuki settled on Ichigo being her next apprentice relatively quickly after that, but wouldn't actually tell anyone about it for some more years— stubbornly staying quiet on the topic even when pressed with increasingly stressed and worried questions about it. Ichigo was only about 8 at the time, but Yuki set to training her just a little bit under the table
It was easy enough, when Ichigo was always happy to listen to her stories and gossip about past and present events. Ichigo kind of ended up soaking in a lot of things she'd be expected to learn in the role (religious rights / mythos of spirits and gods / traditions and why they do them / stories passed down through the family / etc.) naturally throughout the years.
Finally, Ichigo turned 14 and lead her first hunt— the marker of a Hatake coming of age. Afterwards, it was Yuki's job to give her the stripes Yuki deemed to 'fit her best,' which is ofc when she gave her the moon stripes and officially announced her plans with a "teehee congrats <3"
It wasn't actually too much of a surprise to those who'd been paying attention to what had been going on, but still caught some off guard. Ichigo had been "training" for like, 6 whole years at that point, without even realizing it. So she was honestly pretty well into her education on the roll, and would probably only need a few more years afterwards to be deemed officially ready to take it on
But then ofc, she dies a year later. And Yuki dies in very quick succession. (Losing her third apprentice, and so old already, had done terrible things to her heart and spirit) And with both of them went a very large portion of the clans history.
Others in the clan, of course, still knew plenty. Yuki's teachings had not been for Ichigo alone, and many had sat by her side and listened to her stories as well. But no single person knew as much as they had or had been in the same position of authority to do things like honoring the spirits of their ancestors or assigning Hatake stripes to their young.
In their deaths, Haruka had to take up many of their duties, mostly by default via being the highest other figure of respect in that regard. But they lost a lot.
There's some sort of interesting point to be made that the Hatake's religious leader wears tattoos that symbolize a red moon. And that Kaguya-hime is among the gods they pay respects to.
I don't really have any real thoughts on it other than going "hmm." and writing that down to reference later, but like !! That's something
anyways Yuki herself is also pretty cute, I find myself enjoying her immensely, so take this art I drew for her the other day that I've been looking for an excuse to post:
#THANK U FOR UR ASK I LOVE TALKING AB MY SILLY LITTLE GUYS IT MAKES ME HAPPY THAT UR CURIOUS ENOUGH TO ASK#one day I will get far enough into writing one step three steps and then I will laugh maniacally as I write Ichigo going#“well Im not really supposed to do this but !!” as she tries to assign Kakashi his own Hatake stripes#and does a ritual she doesnt realize she's technically more qualified than most of her other clanmates to do#via painting them for kakashi#itll be fun !!! I have art planned for it too#give kakashi his own stripes !!!!#he deserves it !!!!#yuki herself is a bit of an easter egg for me I must admit.#bc shes actually a very old original oc of mine I just made into an old lady for this#she has a twin brother (dead here)#which I think plays nicely into this sort of “the Hatake's have a pair of lucky twins every generation” thing#that Ive had going on in the back of my head for a while#Yuki had a twin / Haruka had a twin (tbrm's mother) / Haru and Hiro#theres one for about every generation or every other one#I think it also reflects interestingly on their low birthrates and fertility issues#Bc even while they have that going on theres ALWAYS a pair of “lucky Hatake twins”#i think its fun#and then we get to sakumo / kakashi's generation and theres no more twins. damn. no wonder the hatake died they lost their lucky twins :(#naruto#naruto oc#hatake oc#hatake clan#hatake clan lore#wolves of the woods#hatake ichigo#hatake yuki#birds art#birds ocs#hatake
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We had so much fun so thank you and goodnight 🎶
#qsmp eggs#qsmp fanart#qsmp tallulah#qsmp chayanne#tallulah fanart#chayanne fanart#thank you to the egg admins for portraying the characters :D#it was fun!#all things must come to an end eventually
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Alex Brightman demon bleps. ^_^<3<3<3
#fizzarolli#fizzarolli helluva boss#helluva boss fizzarolli#helluva boss#vivziepop#hazbin sir pentious#hazbin hotel sir pentious#sir pentious#hazbin hotel#egg bois#hazbin hotel egg bois#bleps#they're both so cute#they must be protected at all cost!#^_^#<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3#:p#they're so cute#i love them so much#alex brightman
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im on ep140 (spoilers ahead) and there's the whole "talking to lucien as if he was molly to make him weaker. molly's inside there, somewhere" thing
and i feel like we're targeting very specific things about molly... a lot
#lucien must be SO confused because what could the guy that inhabited his body for only 2 YEARS possibly have done in that time?#WHAT did he DO? 🙏😭#creating a giant dick with scrambled eggs on top to hit the bbeg is something only jester would do#WITH THE BBEG'S DICK. and it WORKED.#PLEASE no spoilers in the tags#critical role#mighty nein#patopq#cr shitpost#mollymauk tealeaf#caleb widogast#jester lavorre#the mighty nein#critical role spoilers
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I can't help myself, they're delicious
#EGG#cult of the lamb#cotl fanart#little freak#little guy#cotl lamb#cult of the lamb fanart#original art#must eat the eggs#i love eggs#sacrifices must be made
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Can I have my kids back
#qsmp#qsmp fanart#qsmp eggs#qsmpfanart#current brainrot like i--#i was going to work on fitmc fanart and then the eggs are GONE FROM THEIR BEDS#WHERE ARE THE CHILDREN#i also didnt know if i shouldve included richas' prosthetic in the shadow so he remains one legged OTL#this is gonna make no sense to any of my friends who dont follow qsmp but the brainrot must out#q!leonarda#q!pomme#q!dapper#q!ramon#q!richarlyson#q!chayanne#q!tallulah
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