#eggpost

[harmincreasion]

We're back

[eggull]

hey you! are you still using a wimpy, boring, plain spreadsheet to keep track of your LDCC progress? is inputting your notable drops a chore because you don't have a pretty, organized space to log them?

well, you can try using my long drop coliseum challenge spreadsheet template! access it here and make a copy for yourself to fill out and enjoy! all you have to do is go to file -> make a copy.

this spreadsheet features a pleasant brown color scheme, an auto-updating percentage of your progress, ready-to-use columns to organize your notable drops, and a sidebar up top to write notes!

the A, D, G, and J columns are set up to display images of your drops, and next to them you can write their names and your amount. to insert an image of your drop, double-click the cell where you wish to put the image, click between the two quotation marks, and paste the image url! image urls of flight rising items can be found by going to the item's game database page and right-clicking the image.

so what are you waiting for! i love long drop challenges, even if i tend to skip around. i find that having a good-looking spreadsheet helps make it more fun, and i want to share my setup with anyone else who's interested in this coliseum challenge!

[egg-buddy]

Modnation racers had like, insane amounts of customisation features that I haven't really seen in other games since.

[robokyenthusiast]

ok ive been combing thru the various homestuck tags since reading the upd8 and i have seen no one really talk about rose. which, given everything else is kind of fair. like look karkat and vriska being the most competent people in the room. june egg cracking.

but im so so so interested in what rose has going on. she's a seer of light. she saw everything that was going to play out. it was going to go right for the revolution. she wasn't going to have to receive consequences for her shitty actions (yeah yeah jade is culpable in some way too, but we're focusing on rose here).

and vriska, another light player, steals it from her. she takes the information rose saw and literally does not give a fuck, and yet again makes her own luck out of everyone elses.

and the way this breaks rose

ohhh my god. i genuinely don't think rose has had anything contradict her seer vision the entire 20ish years of candy. which would explain why she's losing her shit so much.

this is why i think light as an aspect has way a bit more to do with luck than information. rose was seeing what would be her luckiest timeline to escape consequence. she knew kanaya would have to forgive her because she saw it, so it'll be so.

and all of what she knows is now broken.

imagine you're able to know everything that will happen before it happens, and there's only one person who could possibly change it, but she's been gone so long you don't even register her as someone who could disrupt what you see. and for rose this has all come crashing down immediately, at one of the most tumultuous parts of her life post-game.

she doesn't see the future anymore. maybe she never did. one of the main things rose finds comfort in, at least in candy, is that she's in control of her situation. she knows whats happening at near all times. and vriska gives her a true reality check by taking her luck.

so she breaks, has a panic attack. kanaya hasn't forgiven her (presumably), she's not in a bullet induced coma or dead. her mental break isnt coming from just having to face her consequences, its coming from a complete upset of everything she thought she knew

[snickerduu]

would you like an egg 🥚?

yes pls

[let-me-be-an-egg-toast]

GYM LEADER OF LUMINA - RANDI MOY (FAIRY) COMPLETE

@my-mom-named-me-duck

[commieclimbercatboy]

Going to a protest? Covering your face? Take it as an opportunity to cross dress! If you're going anonymous no one will know it's you in that outfit, plus no one will suspect it's you in that outfit, so it even increases anonymity!

[tozettastone]

How expensive ARE eggs in the USA right now? Like what is the... meaning of eggs?

People keep eggposting but I have no frame of reference between what they expect vs what the price is. $7 USD is like $11, so that's quite expensive for a dozen eggs, but it doesn't seem, like, that severely wild, especially if you live in a dense city.

US American mutuals, what's the value difference here? Explain the egg woe in terms of real value rather than "but that's so much money!" because... IDK what money buys in the USA. What's the value of an egg? Like, why are you all¹ eggposting about it? Why are eggs so prized?

¹ hyperbole

[izzyfishie]

your honor i erm egged the gang

[coralkitsune]

The urge to be a soft and fluffy yet deceptively buff foxgirl who duels people with the condition that if she loses, she stays the night and is their housemaid for the day, but if she wins she gets to dress them in a maid dress and the loser becomes her maid for the day. She wins every single time and tilts their chin up with the tip of her blade and tells them how cute they'd look in a dress, and they have the perfect bow that would really match the color of their eyes so well and-

[systemdeez]

I'm not trans but if I woke up one day and I just had a vagina and boobs then I wouldn't even be mad I'd just be like "yeah okay I guess this is my life now."

[qqchurch]

One could say that his love for VTubers was excessive. Because he was born a man, he could never become the ideal VTuber he envisioned, so he dedicated himself to watching streams and clipping content as if it were his lifelong duty.

completely normal thought process, nothing to see here everyone

[shitty-proendo-blackout-posts]

Could we get some eggblackoutpoetry up in this bitch?!? If no, welp, guess this is it guys,,,,

One (1) egg 🥚

we can do a bit of egg posting :D

[robokyenthusiast]

what if super hell was actually the boys universe all along

[let-me-be-an-egg-toast]

MY HANDS ARE FINALLY DONE

GYM LEADER OF HIDRO - BRAVA (WATER) COMPLETE

sorry for the inverted signature brava's side hair/bang was supposed to be on the left skull emoji

[d3vil3d3ggs]

come get y'alls slop

kawaii jack kennedy vs rotting jack kennedy death battle .results will shock you