#ehat are you a cop

[the-zvezdas-system]

[dirt-str1der]

I will forever be pissed that they gave kiryu an actual love story (the first and only time they actually gave him a proper love story instead of just confessing his love very quickly before the girl succumbs to her injuries) and then retconned his love interest out of the other games like WHY WPUDL YOU DO THAT.

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

If we take the van....I am totally getting nudes of you two in it.

[timeisacephalopod]

(Content warning for eating disorder mention)

The most fucked up thing I've learned about recently, when I really sat down to think of it, is how fat people with eating disorders are treated. When a person is very thin and has the behaviors we associate with anorexia we would know that telling them they're too fat for treatment is just. Fucking evil, it's an evil thing to do to someone, but that's exactly what people with "atypical" anorexia face if they seek treatment and the atypical part in my understanding is just being larger than the BMI "regular" anorexia has to qualify for having the disorder.

Like instead of using the same fucking term we decided fat people with eating disorders were built wrong somehow and thus need a Special Term™️ rather than defining eating disorders around the behaviors associated with them, not the body type of those who suffer from them. Just thinking about the way even thinner people who aren't thin enough trying to get treatment and being told they're too healthy or too fat for it makes my blood boil with rage when we would never treat someone who's eating disorder shows up strongly on their frame this way because we'd immediately recognize how disgusting that is.

[malpracticinghomosexual]

i cannot tell you how much i love your mulder&scully piece ……….. i would love to possibly hear your intentions theres just so many details i see that i love . i love that scullys eyes are closed. i love the literal target on her . ugh just amazing !!!! also i was curious about ehat parts of the show inspired this …. if you feel like answering!

this is the best ask i’ve ever received omgg thank u so so much !!

i think ultimately it’s about how much they trust each other, scully’s eyes are closed bc she’s let her guard down enough to leave herself vulnerable. i think for me the bow represents that love and trust between them (literally Tension). i also think like quite a few ppl in the tags have suggested that this could easily be swapped (or tht they take turns shooting each other which made me giggle and also like Yeah).

for someone like mulder who is almost constantly proven right in his paranoia and haunted by the loss of those he loved/trusted it’s no easy thing to act on those feelings But they’re there and he’s holding it in his hands.

idk how well it’s translated but scully is fully in on it, she’s aimed the arrow at her heart and is helping draw the bow it’s up to mulder to let go. the bow is just a way to convey the elephant in the room (being in love) but instead of an elephant it’s a bow and arrow for aesthetic purposes lol

i also like for Ultimate Angst and tragedy vibes to think that they are perpetually stuck like this in a limbo of sorts always on the precipice of releasing the tension on the bow

the angel/cupid motif is probably overkill but i wanted to make it implicit that is was romantic and i think they both see each other as a figure larger than life, their mutual admiration was the foundation for their entire relationship going forward

as for what parts of the show inspired this my cop out answer is basically all of it But i’m rewatching from the beginning i’m just starting season 2 and just the knowledge of what’s to come and how much they care about and respect each other just in season one got to me.

i’d love to hear ur interpretation on it ! as well as anyone else who has any thoughts too !!

tldr they give me brainworms :///

[needsmorewlw]

Same dylan anon here WHAT???? TRAVIS DOES EHAT???? WHEN?????

I was far happier before I learnt about this scene so I'ma pop it under the cut and read at your own discretion because I can imagine it would be triggering/very upsetting for some.

If you make Travis hate Laura by shooting him in the cell. In the showdown with Chris, after Ryan shoots Chris, Travis stabs human Laura repeatedly, killing her and then, for whatever reason, also moves to kill Ryan as well.

REALLY gross scene. Don't know why supermassive games thought that was a good idea. Like sure. Show that Travis is secretly just as unhinged as the rest of his family but they could have left it at Laura, not the "cop takes his time scaring a black boy before he kills him"

You can fight him off and kill him but if Travis gets the gun, he stands there for a bit pointing the gun at Ryan, who has his hands up, and he waits for a bit. The look on his face doesn't suggest he's considering not shooting him, it suggests he's taking his time. Adjusting his aim, it's this tense silent scene, then Travis like...smirks and shoots him in the face.

[californiablog2]

RAPENTHEM TILL YHEY DIE ILL FUCKING KILL TJEM OR RSPE THEM TILL THEY FUCKING DIE TELL TJEM EHAT IM SAYING ABOUT THEM TON AND GO RSPE THEM TILL THEY FUCKING DIE OR GO FUCKING KKLL TJRM

TRLL TH3M THEY WONT DO SHIT TELL THEM ILL FUCKING KILL YOU THEM CALL THE POL8CE AFTER EXPLAIN THIS TO THEM

IM NOT SCARED ILL FUCKING KILL THEM OR RSPE THEM TO FUCKING DEATH LILE THEYRE PERVERTS ILL RAPE YOU TILL YOU FUCKING DIE OR EVEN FUCKING KILL YOU TELL THE PIECE OF SHIT SPANISH SPEAKERS IM GOING TO RSPE YOU TILL YOU FUCKING DIE OR KOLL YOU I DONT CARE IF YOU TALK IN SPANISH ANOUT COJWR IM GOING TO RAPE YOU IN ENGLISH OR FUCKING KILL YOU

TELL THEM IM GOING TO RSPE YOU TILL YOU FICKING DIE IF YOU GET NEAR ME OR IN GOING TILL YOU BIOL3NTLY OR BLODDY OR STAB YOU TILL YOU FUCKING DIE OR BLUEDOEN YOU TO FUCKING DESTH OR RAPE YOU TO FUCKING DESTH WITH A FUCKING OBJESCT TELL THE SPANISH SPEAKERS IM GOING TO RAPE YOU TO FUCKING DEATHBOR IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU OR IM GOING TO RSPE YOURE FAMILY OR FREINDS TO FUCKKNG DEATH OR COJER THEM OR FUCKING KILL THEM TE THEM IM GOING TO RAPE YOU IN ENGLISH TILL YOU FUCKING DIE OR FUCKING KILL YOU IN ENGLISH THEN CALL THE COPS TELL THEM ILL FUCKING KILL YOU OR KILL YOURE FR3INDS OR KILL YOURE FAMILY OTHET PEOPLR IN TOWM ARE GOING TO RSPE THEM TILL THEY FUCKING DIE OR WANT TO KILL THEM TOK I SWESR YOURE ALL GOING TK SEE WHEN PEOPLE ARE FUCKING RSPING TJEM EVRY DAY TILL THEY FUCKI G DIE WHILE UOU ALL TALK ABOJT COJER OR WHN PEOPLE ARE KULLING THEM

[2-wuv]

CHaRaCTR BINGO 4 FIRST 3 CHaRaCTRS 2 POP IN UR HEaD (OR MORE OR LESS. UP 2 U) l l3>

HAIIII HI HI BESTIE HAI :3c

ok first is Pain Threshold:

again trying to keep to My thouhts on canon characters not oue sysmates but soemtimes. the System Bias™ is difficult to . ignore FHDJSKDKFFJ ESPECIALLY W PT! FJDJSKFJF

so like. I! Love Her. So Much. I care abt her somuch she's so niceys here and we'd be in hell without her around but also. I would run up behind her and slap her in the baxk of the head and run away I would beat the shit out of her I would kill her if givent je chance I would activate PvP SOOOO HARDDDD ON HER. but that's bc we're in the same group [Physique] so it's liek sibling violence hereGJDKDKFKGJG

CANON PT THOUGH IS SOOOOOOOO. SCREAMS!!!!!!! VIBRATES!!! GIRL THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUUUUU. <3. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK FOR EXAMPLE:

[also ft. composure whom is also not normal btw! 👍]

She's just sooooo. Idk. I care abt her both source & in-sys. she's Importance. I'm normal. I would not hesitate to kill her and she would not hesitate to kill me WE'RE BESTIES <3 FHDJSJFKFKFFK

SECOND UP IS CONCEPTUALIZATION:

ok so source Concept like. I do not enjoy him much. Like. Like. Xe gives off Pretentious Artist Vibes. aHfjFjdjdjsjwjd which I guess tracks!!!!! from its in-game description: "Conceptualization has a special role it wants you to play in this world – not the role of cop, but of Art Cop." THAT'S SO SILLY!!!!! ZE'S silley. Like I cannot take their ass seriously I'm sorryFJCKSKFKFJD

But besides that she's not A Major Asshole just. Ju.gh.ead levels of Weird Pretentiousness source-wise! BFNXNXCNGJ

system-wise tho it's like. Well I *have* to respect you or you'll erase me! [HYPERBOLE] FJJDFKDKDKF

also has one of our fave lines in the game:

like what fhe fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!! one of the dialogues ever tjanks!!

in conclusion I'm rotating hym in my brain thankyou 4 coming 2 my ted talk

AND FINALLY!!!! HALF LIGHT!!!:

IM NORMAL ABOUT THIS KID [LIE] POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!! HTAT'S MY ADDOPTED SIBLING WAOW!!!!!!

ok sO!!!! this fuckigm. THING. this goddamn CREATURE of a skill. ok. ok! ok!!!!!!!!!! sys bias is Extremely hard 2 ignore w it! because we saw it and were immediately like THAT THANG IS A WHOLEASS KID and thhe fandom barely agrees???!!!!!! UNDERSTANDABLE PEOPLE CAN HAVE DIFFERENT INTERPRETATIONS BUTEVERYONE IS WRONG ABY THIS ONE THIS TIME SORRY! [JOKE!!!!! DO NOT KILL ME] so that's my unpopular opinion there!

ok where do i Start. uhhhh. this kid. thIS KID!!!!!! OH MY GOD the embodiment of fight or flight and trauma responses. ok. OK!!!!! SOMEONE GIVE THIS LIL GUY LOVE AND ATTENTION STAT WHAT THE FUCK! EHAT THE FUCK DUDE!!! it's incredibly violent and SCARED and waht the fuck who hurt youuu!!!!!!!!! oh my god dude!!!!!!

has done nothing wrong ever. "It actively encourages Harry to kill" ok and! maybe it's right. <3. have u ever thought of That. like. Half Light is Harry's inner child and Half Light most certainly deserves a gun!!!!!! LET THAT KID KILL thank u HFJFKDSKDKDJCJCJD

As much as I love and care for this bastard however I would not like to meet canon half light irl. Because. It would take one look at me and very very much attempt to actually kill me. and I would not like to die anytime soon! JFKCKCCKFKFKFK

and ik I crossed off "I like the fanon better for this one" but when we say that Assume we mean "I like whatever version of them exists in our system better than rhe canon version" it is especially true for half light LMAO

SO! i support children's rights AND wrongs [read: Half Light should be allowed to kill WHENEVER it wants. for whatever reason.] However I am not exempt from the Cain Instinct I'd absolutely defenestrate it if given the chance JFNDMDNFNFFNSJRJ

-Electrochem

[wrender]

I hate twitter so much

[chimnation]

Okay I wasn't gonna say this but I haven't seen a post like this.

White and non black poc NEED to stop speaking over black people. Stop taking their tweets, tumblr, and instagram posts and changing the words to fit your ideals, or to make yourself seem better (or literally copy and pasting their posts?). Stop accepting praise for speaking out against racism. You don't get an award for not being racist.

Give black people the platform they deserve, share/rt their posts and their words. Educate yourself (don't badger black people to explain simple concepts to YOU), call out your family and friends. White people especially need to stop speaking over black people

[musecharm-writes]

Curiosity Killed the Cat Burglar (Tony Stark X Reader)

ANONYMOUS: You write for marvel? Awesome! Ive always wondered ehat would happen if someone tried to reverse engineer one of Tony's suits just for curiosity instead of evil or money... could you write something where Tony finds reader doing something like that? Thanks!!

Summary: You’ve been training yourself for months for this mission (not even counting the time you’d spent learning all the skills you would need in order to even make it a possibility), and now you’re finally here, so close to what you’ve been waiting for for so long…it almost feels too easy.

You’ve been training yourself for months for this mission (not even counting the time you’d spent learning all the skills you would need in order to even make it a possibility), and now you’re finally here, so close to what you’ve been waiting for for so long… it almost feels too easy.

You’d spent weeks perfecting the software that let you into the Stark Industries mainframe so you could access the blueprints of the ventilation system. You’d taken great lengths to memorise the layout; you could recreate the map flawlessly if called upon to do so. You’d made a backup plan for absolutely anything and everything that could possibly go wrong.

And now that it’s working, it just doesn’t feel right.

As you slip into the elevator, pressing the button that will take you to the floor housing Stark’s workshop with a gloved hand, you have the distinct sensation of being watched. You send an uneasy glance around the elevator and are unable to detect any cameras, but you’re well aware that means nothing; there could be thermal scanners, pressure pads, or even something as simple as hidden cameras in the walls or ceiling. Stark is as sneaky as he is clever, and you’re the last one to underestimate him.

He is your hero, after all.

--

The elevator doesn’t make a sound as it reaches the workshop floor, nor as the doors open with a smooth glide, and it’s equal parts unnerving and impressive. You don’t waste time studying the elevator, though; you leave the elevator car, creeping down the hall until you come to a wall of glass.

All that’s between you and your goal now are a keypad and a shatterproof glass door.

You pull the hacking device you custom built and programmed from your belt and attach it to the keypad. Numbers scroll across the screen until, finally, the security code is displayed in blinking green.

You grin in satisfaction and press the appropriate numbers. The door opens.

You’re in.

You stalk into the darkened shop, padding across the floor without making a sound. You reach up and pull down a pair of homebrew infrared goggles.

Let’s see. If I was a super-genius, where would I keep a high-tech, flying suit of armour?

You see some display cases on the other end of the room -- you’re unsurprised to see that Stark preserves his old suits, considering how attached he seems to be to them -- and are preparing to search for the mechanism that will open the cases, but it’s not necessary; there’s a half-assembled suit laid out on one of the work benches, as though its owner left in the middle of performing repairs on it.

Jackpot! You hadn’t dared hope you would get this lucky; the newest model of the Iron Man suit, just laying there in the open, completely unguarded? This is better than anything you could’ve dreamed of!

You approach the workbench, stepping over and around other half-complete projects that Stark has left scattered around. There are what you assume to be deactivated automated assistants, too, arm-like structures with claw shaped grasping appendages on the ends.

Under different circumstances, you would love to stick around and see what this place looks like when it’s up and running at full capacity. You bet it’s amazing.

You shake those thoughts from your head. Focus on the task at hand, you remind yourself. Your window is incredibly small.

You carefully open the faceplate of the helmet and search for a data upload terminal. Once you’ve found it, you pull your scanner from your belt and attach it to the terminal, activating it. Your heart flutters giddily. You’re so close.

And then, a voice says, “Right, I think I’ve let this go a little too far. JARVIS, lights.”

The lights slowly start to come up. You hastily remove your goggles and turn to find none other than Tony Stark standing at the far end of the room.

He smiles and waves shortly. “Hi. I’d introduce myself, but,” he swirls his finger in a circle, “seeing as we’re here, I’m pretty sure it’s not necessary.”

You’re completely dumbfounded. You have no idea what to do, what to say -- how do you explain yourself?

You came up with a plan for every scenario, except for the one where you got caught.

“Uh,” you begin, “I… I don’t… I mean, I’m not-- It’s not--”

“You, on the other hand, have some serious explaining to do. You could start with who you are, for example, and why you’re in my house, and how in the hell you managed to build a bunch of shit that neutralised my security measures.” He points an accusatory finger at you. “You hacked me. Nobody does that, nobody has ever done that. How did you do that?”

You open and close your mouth, at a total loss for words. “W-Well, um, I… I just did?” It’s a terrible explanation and you know it. You kind of want to dissolve into the floor; this was not how this was supposed to go, not at all.

Stark looks incredulous. “You… just did. Huh. Okay. Well, I just thought I’d let you know I went along with this little charade because, if we’re being honest, I found the concept of someone smart enough to hack Stark Industries enticing. I figured I’d just wait and see where you were going with it. But, since you were just after the suit -- totally boring motivation, by the way, that’s been done like a thousand times by now, what is it, money or power? -- I’m gonna have to see you out now.” He pulls out a wafer-thin, see through card and taps on it. “Jay, let Happy know we have an interloper on sublevel--”

“Wait!” You cry out. “Wait, please don’t kick me out!”

He looks at you, quirking a brow. “And why should I not?”

You fidget awkwardly, feeling a little stupid in your thief getup. “I… I didn’t want the suit to sell it, or weaponise it, or whatever. I just wanted to see if I could… If I could make one better,” you admit, your face reddening.

Stark is silent for a moment, which you aren’t sure is a good thing. Then, he says, “Huh. Okay,” and the way he says ‘okay’ turns it into a four-syllable word. “So, you broke into my house, disabled all my security, and entered my private workshop without permission… because you were curious?”

You nod, a little embarrassed. “Yeah.”

“Curiosity killed the cat, you know,” he says, with a hint of a smile. “Not so sure about the cat burglar.”

“But satisfaction brought it back,” you retort.

“And you’re feeling satisfied with yourself, are you?”

You shrug, starting to relax as you settle into the rhythm of the banter. “I could be. Depends whether or not you’re planning to call the cops on me.”

The hint of smile turns into an outright grin. “And ruin this thing we’ve got goin’ on? Now, why in the world would I do that?”

You laugh. “...Does this mean I get to look at the suit after all?”

Stark makes a show of considering your request. “We can work up to it,” he says. “After you show me what you’re really capable of.”

--

You spend what must be hours down in the workshop -- Tony Stark’s workshop! -- shyly explaining how your devices work, and then you move upstairs to the living room and spread out schematics across the table, trying valiantly not to explode on the spot when the guy you’ve had a crush on since you were, like, ten tells you your craftsmanship and code are just about as good as anything he’s ever seen, which is really saying something.

You’re so focused on trying to seem like you don’t care that much about his approval that when he says, “So, hey, how about next week, we meet up somewhere for a little intellectual conversation over coffee?” you nearly miss it. (‘Nearly’ being the operative word, of course.)

“I… What?”

“Unless you don’t like coffee. We could do lunch,” he continues, and somehow, he almost seems as nervous as you were just a moment ago.

The idea of Tony Stark being nervous to ask you for coffee or lunch -- you, of all people -- is laughable, so much so that it sends all your nerves running for the hills.

“Yeah,” you say. “No, I mean, coffee’s fine. I love coffee.”

He nods. “Good. Good, I’ll see you then. Hopefully this time you won’t break into my house beforehand.”

You fluster immediately at that, stammering, and he waves it off.

“Kidding,” he says. “I let you get in, remember? You’re fun, you’re a good,” he waves his hand as if trying to summon the words from nowhere. “Conversationalist. You grok me.”

You nod.

He slaps his knees and clears his throat. “Welp,” he says, standing up, “it’s been fun, but as everyone in my life loves to remind me, I have a company to run, so as much as I would love to spend the rest of the day talking about fun stuff, I sorta can’t. Walk you to the door?”

“Sure.”

He sees you out, reminding you not to forget about your “little rendezvous next week, I’ll pick you up and take you someplace swanky, my treat.”

You don’t feel nervous about it at all. You just met your idol, and all you had to do was break into his house and try to steal the plans for his top-secret superhero suit.

You can’t wait to find out what he wants to talk about next week.

[darksouls2yuri]

Jersey Devil okkkk

Im already a minute in I gotta keep up

Smh Scully has a life outside of you Mulder

Shes so miffed lol also her outfit?? Cute

Mulder in the casino who will he call with the payphone

Ranger man is wack

“You know, 32 years.. I see a lot of weird stuff.” Bro you saw a werewolf who just transformed back smh

Its just grug. Grug lives in NJ

Or wait ni its scary were the rats man i hate him jerma scares me he lives in thw oods and haunts me hes gonna eat me i swear

Lmao

He just hits the wall

WhT did you think was gonna hapoen DOG

Dog eat cake. Dog like cake.

Why is scully so pretyyyyyy her clothes are great

OOP

Dana has said Fox is cute bro time

Rob. Scott’s dad.

(Whispering): divorced.

I had hiccupps now theyre gone come back

Mulder is so trusting what if Roger’s friend just vibe checked you in the alley what are you gonna do thats so bad Dana come get ur bro hes so dumb

Ah yes. The drawing. From the jacket he found. The tall man like thing with long hair and the funky pose.

Omg Fox you’re too nice lol

“Hey, they got HBO?” he’s gonna watch shaka zulu or wait was that stars idk shit when did shaka zulu air

Mulder you’re so wholesome 👀👀👀👀👀 its them. The tall man like thing with long hair and the funky pose. Dumpster diving time

(Soft grunting) (sniffing)

He can outrun a horse. Yet he can’t fucking catch up to a wildman.

“Enjoying the beautifyl night life in atlantic city”

I think danno said he’d dumpster dived in atlacnic coty once idk

Elmer fudd

“THE DRUNK TANK???”

I have a date. Can you cancel?

Scully just do it its bro time.

Hell yeah bigfoot lore

Scully we’re not at the top of the foodchain we just fuck shit up

Rulers of the world lmao

Carnivorous Neanderthal thats just waylon our resident football player he fake punched me in the face while i wore a Santa hat and bathrobe

Scott’s dad is boring Scully get up and leave hey im hingry??? Snacc time

Societal norm of having kids being pushed on her >:(((( Scott’s dad needs to leave

“Well, it had all the plumbing”

Scully LEAVE GO GO GO YOUR BRO NEEDS YOU you gotta go also?? OMG BIGFOOT TITTIES IM RIGHT PATTERSON GIMLIN ISSSS BIGFOOT PORN LMAO

Pepto bismol commercials scare me

Skellyman >;)

That coroner looks rly familiar?? Who is he

Why would primates have a natural fear of heights. Chimps like Heights i thought. I have a wholeass VHS tape of Gibbons having fun on a jungle gym

Ponytail man is wacc

COPS

(pigeons cooing)

Why is ponytail man just lazily rummaging lol

Bro ehat if that wss her pad what if you picked up a pad thats so gross bro eugh

Cowboy hatt

“Maybe she spends her day shopping” “maybe we’re just beasts with big brains”

Mulder has no sense of self preservation

His tie is funky

She scamperin

PARKOUR

PARKOUR ×2

(Metallic clanking)

Mulder its dark in there :( bring a flashlight

(Fan squeaking)

OH MY PIZZA

Mulder look out oh no oh god oh fuck

Scraggly

(Quiet, grunty rasping)

ZENDAYA

Scully in her action heels

“You should have seen her. She was beautiful.” Mulder you’re so wack

BUTT

BUTT BUTT BUTT

Mulder’s exasperated face

They all run like Anakin on his way to listen to Sheevy talk abt plagues

Mulder mad.png

“Same reason you kill a rabid animal.” Harsh okay wtf

Neanderthal babies

I’m putting my settings on kill I hate Rob

FRAN, keeper of requisition forms

Bro tiiiime

Road trip to the Smithsonian

FERAL CHILDREN

[bokubooo]

Just jumping on to thee haikyuu timeskip discussion (sorry couldn't help myself) HAVE YOU NOTICED HOW THE ENTIRETY OF NEKOMA JUST SCREAMS RICH???? And like how the adlers trio can be equally chaotic (idk atleast in my head) PLS IMAGINE HOSHIUMI JUMPING AROUND, KAGS TRYING HIS BEST TO JUST SOMEHOW UNDERSTAND HIM AND USHIWAKA JUST CLUELESS I-- ok I rambled enough

YES!! LEVS A MODEL?? KENMA IS A FAMOUS STREAMER?? I FORGOT EHAT KUROO IS TBH I JUST KNOW HES IN THE BUSINESS INDUSTRY I THINK IDK BUT YEAH??

also YEAH, those 3 scream chaos to in the sense none of them know wtf is happening 😭 I wonder how many times kage has tried to say smth inspirational and Hoshigumi went "OoO" but it flew right over Ushijima's head and he's just like "??"

BUT YES FEEL FREE TO KEEP RAMBLING IM SO IN LOVE WITH THE TIMESKIP EVEN THO I HAVENT READ IT YET

I can't stop thinking about how happy + sad it makes me especially seeing our favorite boys split up sm :(( noya traveling the world while asahi is a fashion designer (I believe at least-), daichi is a cop and suga is a teacher, ITS JUST OUCHIE SEEING THEM SPLIT UP BUT ALSO "OMG LOOK AT MY BOYS GO SUCCEEDING SO WELL OMG" :(( I can't decide if I want to cry happy or sad tears over it it's just- hngggh it hurts but in a good way?? it's sad our favorite teams are split up but like I'm so proud because of who they're growing to become AND NOW IM RAMBLING SORRY-

[auni67]

This picture can or cannot say a lot...... Did he spit on him and then raise his hands up? (Seen that before) Did he hit him and then raise his hands up? ( Seen that too)! OR HE JUST DIDN'T MOVE WHEN YOU TOLD HIM AND TO KEEP FROM HITTING HIM OR SHOOTING, HE SPRAYED? ORRRRRRRRRR YOU JUST AN ASSHOLE COP (AND COMPANY) JUST DIDN'T LIKE WHAT WAS SAID OR DOING AND YOU JUST SAID *F... IT, I AINT TALKING TO YOU NO MORE ANNNNNNNND......... EHAT YA'LL THINK? https://www.instagram.com/p/CA2yIrwDGLqkhUk_BC5xyL2Lb1toCc3iNgdo540/?igshid=phkbxb93271v

[definition-of-awkward]

a couple years later someone will see the engagement ring on my hand for the first time and freak out like "omg you're engaged! you guys are getting married?????? holy smokes!"

and I will smile, nod sagely, and respond with "bold of you to assume we haven't been married for years"

[vengergreentag]

Comedy: Oprey

By VeNgeR GrEenTag Gay shit... I said few times "Gay" to my father... in those bunch times... Nothing came out Sorry faggots Gays Go in hell I was non religious... non spirtual kid... I had fun... now adults rob my life... And Now I need to start praying to the invisible bullshit... Being alone out there is diffucult? Hey delluded fucks go kill yourself Vote for me That's what you need to do... just go and vote for me Girls need signs board Shit like: - "I am a bitch...and I do not fuck with everybody" - "You can fuck me for free..." - "Life sucks... so do I" People slways talk about political correctness... just don't piss the wrong... crowd... people. .. And what next? Fuck me until I am still a bitch... I do not like people taking my set... doing shit... which I do.... Stop doing it... I AM NOT TOLERANT YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING FUCKER Robin Willians didn't you learn a lesson you fucker... didn't you? When you focus on yourself... nothing stable comes out of it. What's fascinating about ass? Twerking? Shaking ass? Come on... from there poop comes out..., "говна". Praying most times goes as far as "Let's suck dicks" today. Out there are people who think comedy is tough... that's life... for bunch of 'em is great... comedy... for the other half... Oh fuck me... I am going home tonight I am here because I feel it like home... Validation Laugh Great shit men Just great shit There are cases on which people beat up others but ehat we need to focus today is on life choices.. suicide is pro choice. My mom sucks at job and in life? Oh god... GUESS WHAT THIS IS CHOICE Believers go the fuck up men... jyst go the fuck up men... stop believing in made men bullshit... Just stop No good has ever came out What's wrong with you folks? Stop putting positive shit in the bucket about God... and now praying while modern medecine is at it's best form? What's that game? I neeed a brain? No enough grey matter? HOW ABOUT GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH MIRACLES... SELFISH GOALS AND SELFISH MIRACLES God always does moracles... because you need them... and he is like "your father"... My father is dead, drunk... soldier... a cop... so does God? Whoa irony is everywhere... I am thinking about fucking a stutter woman... How awesome is that?