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flamememeago · 1 year

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A collection of Monkee images that sure make a post.

#wow !! another Monkee funny dump !! so original !!#aint I a scamp #a redraw some meh drawings and a couple of bad jokes.#I like a lot of these but I cant make myself post em separately #the monkees #mike nesmith #micheal nesmith #micky dolenz #peter tork #davy jones #soup stuff #my art

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puppyeared · 1 year

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Doodles from stream

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emeyuko · 1 year

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Okay but the fist fight scene is Yosuke finally trying to stop putting Yu in a pedestal, he knows that admiration/devotion/slighty jealousy he has for him is not healthy at all, "crap he must throw away", he made it clear before asking him to get knocked, he appreciates him, part of him even loves him, but he thinks he deserves a good punch to get some sense into him. When Yu says "let's punch each other, so we can be equals" it's totally a way of showing how this two's relathionship feels less one-sided and more like partners.

That's why i do believe the anime did such a good job with this scene, specially that It was after the whole almost killing Namatame thing, Yosuke owns him an apalogy and both of them needs to make this better, feel better about themselves and each other, and It fucking worked, despite Yosuke was capable of making Yu feel better aside of himself afterwards, and that's what makes their relathionship so interesting, they're not perfect, but for sure they're two flawed people that can overcome anything if they propose it, remember, they're two fucking 16 years old.

And hot take, but persona 4 should have been written like persona 3, their persona evolution should have been outside of their social links, bc in that way their characters could have been more flashed out, i was dissapointed the fist fight didn't happened in the same time it happened in the anime, bc making It in his social link, not only some people may miss it, but It also felt a little weird, making the characters's actions or behaviour seem out of place in the main story depending of which part of the sl are you, such a significative changes in the characters shouldn't stay in an optional "hang out" option and i stay by this opinion

#otp: my heat inside #souyo #yosuke hanamura #eme rambling again #i love this two so much #but persona 4 is kinda flawed in it's own #not a bad game just flawed #i was joking around the other day #that this fandom should make a p4 portable fangame #to give p4 what p3p is so great #whitout being the same ofc #they're two different games #and now i wish i could learn programming #LMAO

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bmpmp3 · 5 months

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why does everything i get really into always end up being so god damn niche. by the year 2035 i am going to be blogging exclusively about the interpersonal relationships between the pillbugs and snails hiding underneath the bricks lining the flowerbeds in my parent's garden.

#im falling hard into the virvox guys rn sowwy. i like em a lot hee hee. i didnt realize just how small the fanbase for em was tho #actually i didnt realize how small the company that makes them were either. i got so used to the yamahas and cryptons of the vsynth world #that i forgot that like honestly. a lot of the voicebank makers and some of the software makers themselves #theyre like companies of like maybe 5 employees with like no funding LOL not a bad thing but i forgor #but yeah i was looking up to see if there was like. a fanon reason why people shipped takehiro and ryusei? not judging because i get it #i like took one look at the virvox guys and immediately slotted them as a very strange boyband (a catboy and a middle aged dragon man....)#and also took a second look at takehiro and ryusei and assumed they were childhood friends. i saw the doujin flash before my eyes #but also looking into it it seems the fanbase is also like. 20 people. and like 3 of them ship that #and at least one person ships whiteCUL and ryusei? why not LOL when it comes to vsynths sometimes a ship can be spearheaded by like #one very prolific artist HGDJKDFSHDJK which actually reminds me. honestly i dont really have many vsynth ships #i guess i dont really partake in a lot of shipping stuff deeply but i like romance!! you know i like love stories. you know this #i mean i keep calling the eclipsed sounds characters the celestial polycule for a reason tho. im not joking around about this #this is serious to me. they are stars and moons and suns and together they hang out and kiss. in the sky. this is serious to me #also i do like solaria x eleanor forte actually. its a bit random but i understand it. i understand it #and of course the aformentioned takehiro x ryusei. and also the whole virvox polycule. get that old man in here too #(what do they call people like me. a multishipper? i do that a lot. you know this from my otome game fanart LOL)#OH and i dont remember either of their names rn but i like that the cevio bank anju inami voiced has like a big fat crush on like #that girl with the brown hair. i like that theyre like. besties (turning into something more wink wonk)#thinks with all my brain. i think thats it. i dont know why theres so little. i think its because i think of them as like #audio sample libraries first and foremost and i forget about their characters and relationships LOL #but im not against the idea of making some audio sample libraries kiss...... not at all #picks up a guitar sampler and a sound effect cd. presses them together.#hee hee. they kiss

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emkini · 7 months

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Gonna send an email to my typography professor politely but firmly saying 'hey, treating your struggling students like they're doing poorly on purpose will distress them and perpetuate both their difficulties in the class and your low opinion of them' because frankly the disparity between her treatment of struggling and thriving students, completely regardless of how hard they try, borders on offensive

#I showed her a total of SIX poster mockups I put together today #and when she told me the reasons they were bad I joked #as a lead-in to a question #that I wasn't good at reading instructions #and she fucking. jumped on me for making excuses #I've heard from MULTIPLE other students that she does shit like this AND that she badmouths students behind their backs #like I'm sorry but you're pulling some kinda inexcusable shit ma'am #nevermind em

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freakwiththeknifecollection · 1 day

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Years of reading and writing disapproving parent fic have come back to haunt me, as I'M now the one committing faux pas in front of my partner's uptight parents 🫠✌️

#my boyfriend's parents like me but they don't like swearing or dark humor or sarcasm and MAN is it very difficult for me #his mom is more ok with stuff than his dad is but oof.#I fucked up this evening making a joke in front of his dad my autistic ass assumed was okay because my boyfriend never #told me it wouldn't be and wow it was actually really bad!#and it led to a very embarrassing discussion with my boyfriend later and it just makes me feel like an idiot sometimes because #my autistic brain doesn't pick up on these things and it makes me feel stupid and look terrible and I hate it here sometimes #I'm constantlyyyy trying to walk on eggshells around them being careful of everything I say and holding my tongue and I STILL fuck up #em rambles #vent post #let this be a reminder next time I think I don't struggle with social cues lmao #I sure fucking do #not only am I just autistic and don't know things socially a lot of the time unless you tell me #so I would have no way of knowing that my boyfriend's sense of humor I'm used to is NOT okay in front of his parents without being told that #but my parents are like super chill and have my exact same sense of humor same with my siblings we all make the same kinds of jokes with #each other. so that's normal for me that's what I know #I don't blame my boyfriend for this situation I'm just frustrated that it happened and it's something I had to learn the hard way #when apparently that's something I should've known inherently

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chromedaddyofficial · 5 months

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now why did sebastian call skid row’s songs gay? is he gay? 🤨

#the quote’s from 2011 and he’s like omg i don’t wanna only play old skid row songs that’s boring and gay #and i get he’s using gay as a synonym for bad (which is y’know lightly homophobic)#but if i can make a baz gay joke out of it i wil tbh he’d be more interesting if he were gay or bi #like how gaylors lose interest in taylor swift songs when she says they’re about men?#anyways #rachel laughing with someone cause they used the f-slur in 2009 him and baz were having a homophobia-off #actually in the same interview baz says something about i don’t wanna be 56 and still resting on youth gone wild #BABE YOU’RE 56 NOW LOOK AT YOU #i guess good for him that he has a new album out but he criticizes the skids for not doing new stuff #even tho three songs from gang’s all here were on their most recent set list #and gang’s actually has some good songs unlike kicking and screaming/give em hell/child within the man

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vastiitas · 2 months

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bullrider's verse arm loss is a result of sepsis – bacterial infection received in after having a severe arm fracture post bull ride. He gets checked by medical technicians, but neglects going to the hospital as follow-up due to having walked off broke bones before and mind hazey from the adrenaline + post ride drinking and smoking. Infection symptoms sets in 12 hours later, waking up drenched with fever. Between attempting to waving it off as getting sick, and the time it takes for him to find somebody + the transit to get to a medical treatment center, the rate of saving the arm has fallen considerably.

#hc: head up in the clouds;;#hc: bullrider #i read this entire post in chubbyemu voice ahfkrb #bulls casually crushin ppl w 2k lb of weight #cole takes it in stride tbh tho he sees the bulls being ridden and he feels the pull of wanting to get on top of it so damn bad #he likes to humor himself that this will make keeping to the rule of keeping only 1 hand on the bull or bronc easier #(even though the free-hand is meant to be your source of control sldkjfs)#arm loss and forced retirement occurs at 36 #ppl try to joke lightly w him that bullridings a young ppl's sport n god himself told him to retire #tho he personally's always just thought he'd die competing in the sport :skull:#in the theoretical f1 verse that only spacy knows abt - his arm is simply torn off in a high speed collision–#he is 100% smoking a cigarette as he's being driven to the hospital while soaked in delirium n sweat #he uses a lotta dogs to help him ranch when he retires;#the bucking bulls he tries to train are very sweet boys and he's a lil flustered by it tbh and lowkey this hurts me bc there is a contrast #to be made between his ma n himself here but also the depth of their respective sports reflecting off their charas #he hasn't experienced any outright rudeness abt it but i also do think he's just-#also met a handful of kiddo fans who aren't old enough to really control themselves #burst into tears the first time they saw em without his arm #(that said there are also those who also take it in stride!!!)#i do worry that he may or may not have been asked to leave a joint by a helicopter mother saying his lack of arm is scaring the children-

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fangomango · 1 year

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😮‍💨 alas against all of my attempts to nkt fit into the Texas stereotype

It's was all futile for I am a simple Texan who eats breakfast tacos all the time and drinks sweet tea every god damn day

#i am not joking i do drink sweet tea almost every day #that cant be good for you....#i mean i didnt pop out the womb and drink sweet tea but maybe for the past 3 years...probably less ive had sweet tea almost every day #...only with dinner though...#its a dinner drink...and an after school drink #and a lounging around drink...#ok basically a not breakfast drink #breakfast tacos though 🤤 ncfndnsndn i will marry them #like i normally get bacon and eggs but my favorite is carne asada with grilled onions and cilantro #fjfnfnfn YESSSS #like 2 days ago we had tacos for dinner with some really good tortillas (homeade is superior but we had no time to make em) and likencnf #jgnfndfk #i miss those tacos #we put homeade hot sauce(we had homeade salsa but it went bad :( ) and Pico de Gallo #some avocado too along side some local salsa #and CILANTRO OH MY GOD I LOVE CILANTO #i would eat it like a salad #im rambling #go take my breakfast taco order its good #its very basic but great #and go make homeade salsa #texas

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sundial-bee-scribbles · 1 year

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Fukase crunchy

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(also draw Oliver 👍🏻9

#ask #gore tw #blood tw #tw cannibalism #SORRY ugh this looks bad but i wanted to make a joke. also i wouldve drawn fukase w/ regular red blood but it just looks wronggg ugh so. yu #I PROMISE I'LL ACTUALLY DRAW SMTHN LEGIT AHKJHSKJH thank you to everyone else too who left suggestions ill get to em #but i gotta shitpost first its my nature. sorry to everyone who recently followed i make a lot of dark jokes like this so. fair warning #im not gonna get into human (well idk if its really 'human' in his case) flesh texture/descriptions rn b/c nobody wants to hear that trust #but ill just say some parts crunchy MAYBE (ex. fingers) but overall? not really unless you go out of your way to like. dry+salt+fry it #ollie the star anon

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castametric · 4 months

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emt humor accounts on instagram be like “haha isn’t it funny to commit acts of gross negligence”. I hope you all lose your licenses.

#already in a bad mood today but fuckkkkkkkk if this doesn’t piss me the hell off #way to make anyone who comes across your shitty memes distrust ems workers #there’s so many jokes you can make that aren’t just shh I mistreat patients because I’m lazy and cynical #grow up #get a different job if you can’t handle patient care #emt stuff #emt #sorry for the rant but this just makes me so mad

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anothermonikan · 1 month

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Today's one W: playing viddy games with friends actually cleared my processes a bit and it was revealed to me what was bothering me so badly. So I then decided that what was bothering me was actually really silly and decided I shouldn't be bothered by it anymore because there's nothing I can do about it. Yay <3

#I get so abnormal about the. Robotcomputerthing sometimes #Because most the time it's just like yay :D I am silly computer! Funny little robot thingy >:3 #And then sometimes I get so fucked up over not actually having that. Body. I guess. Like what do you mean I don't have. Wires and shit :((#I want em. I will not be getting that. Augh. Me when my identity actually affects how I feel as something that exists #And isn't just a funny thing I can say. What. Un-fucking-beleivable #</3 it's like that with all facets of how I identify #What do you mean me being an aroace objectum actually majorly affects how I view the world compared to most people around me.#And it's not just a silly thing I can make silly jokes about. Ashdbdhshs #Uhhh #Hm #Robotkin #? I'm not sure I identify with that I was in the trenches of kin discourse a while back and now I feel bad. About Id'ing with any kin thing #Because it's not that serious I guess. And it's supposed to be serious all da timeee #And well. I guess it is there all the time but I'm still just me yknow. How I always am #Idk. Sjshdhdb #Android.txt

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starlooove · 1 year

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Ur white kids wouldn’t be so easy to radicalize if y’all spoke about race and being actively anti racist in ur homes btw

#I feel no sympathy for the mom who wrote in to that article 💀#when y’all just don’t talk about race #ur kids that have power in a white supremacist society are very likely to get indoctrinated like that’s just how it works #it’s why I don’t feel bad for white women who’s sons turn out to be misogynistic after never speaking about feminism in the home #u don’t JUST lead by example it is ur duty to teach those are ur KIDS #like obviously sometimes shit happens but most of the time u have a very active role in guiding ur kid into who they’re gonna be #and if you don’t take the time to dismantle these things that are being pushed at ur kid from every outside source #I cannot feel bad when they eventually turn against you #let’s be so fr #this is why I don’t have much sympathy for the whole alt right pipeline convo #at this point in time it is so easy to combat that with consistent conversation and moderation #WHICH IS ANOTHER THING #I get kids should have privacy and all but call me an old head y’all are giving em too much #u are the PARENT u don’t have to watch ur kid 24/7 but there’s no way ur kid is able to make racist jokes #or watch Nazis on yt without ur knowledge #let’s pick up the pace please like damn

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todayisafridaynight · 7 months

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Which piece of art did you make that you're the most proud of?

ermmmm idk, im proud of a lot of things i make tbh LOL

#snap chats #not to jeopardize my plans by jynxing it but ive been workin on an animatic for the past couple months #and by Working On It i mean ill glance at the files i have for it and realize im too busy to touch it anymore fjALKJEALKRG #i make animatics sometimes but i never post em since theyre just of jokes only id find funny jELKJ #but my spring break's coming so if i finish that during that week then i guess that'll be somethin im proud of #last time i made a long animatic. all the frames corrupted 💀SO WITH LUCK AND JOY nothing bad happens to this one #i mentioned wanting to do it months back but if people forgot ermmmm guess it'll just be a surprise :) if i finish it #aside from that tho things i have made .. like Again i dont have one piece in particular im proud of #i like a lot of stuff i make Obviously so i cant really pin down one specific thing #im proud of all the comics ive made over the years ig- my comics are my favorite pieces #i dont think im too Artistically Minded for pieces with symbolism and subtlety so comics are my favorite way to Express Myself or whatever #plus a lot of them are goofy and i like goofy so teehee