#emails don’t do anything

[mossywizard]

Hi I would like my body to actually cry instead of being numb this sucks

Gunna talk about mess in the tags you don’t gotta read it I just aaaa

Kitty for sanity

[stuckinapril]

I’m finally biting the bullet and contacting a therapist today after being ambivalent ab it for so long… this hellsite has its many disadvantages but one thing I can say is it has truly helped me be less scared of pursuing therapy. Silver lining etc etc

[numum]

Any Eda, Raine, or Reada in that beautiful sketchbook of yours? And sorry about the bots stressing you out.

not in my traditional sketchbook, but i do have this raeda piece i never got around to finishing 🥺 plus an owl beast doodle

[morganbritton132]

The best part of having a corporate job is getting CC’ed on emails that have so little to do with you that you start questioning if you actually know what your job is

[steveharrington]

even the people most outspoken about workers rights clearly view workers in certain professions as less deserving of a work life balance. yes it’s frustrating that business hours are 9-5 and you typically have to take time off to go to the dentist or doctor or bank, but employees at those places deserve to go home at 5 too! it’s one thing to advocate for daytime and nighttime shift teams but as someone who works in a fast paced customer service administrative role with a LOT of people trying to get through to us, i constantly hear “well i emailed after 5 but i guess you guys were closed by then 🙄” like yes. we have to go home. we can’t work 24/7, even if it would be more convenient for you if we did. and you wouldn’t expect that of every profession so you shouldn’t expect it of ours. i have friends who are always encouraging work life balance but then when they need to visit the dmv or the bank or whatever and it’s open 9-5 they get visibly annoyed like….its still People who work at those places. yes people who do jobs that are urgent and important to your life, but people all the same. i swear like the same people who (rightfully) won’t work a minute past 5 PM would happily agree to have employees in certain professions working around the clock if they deem it the kind of service that they feel entitled to have constant 24/7 access to

[ezdotjpg]

crazy how the last year and a half of job hunting has absolutely ground my self confidence to dust,,,,,do I even know anything?? do I have any skills?? am I a human person??? ughhgughgughhhhh

[stergeon]

say it

Byleth makes Edelgard say swear words.

(~350 words; too stupid to post on ao3)

“‘Shit.’”

“Grotesque.”

“Give it a try.”

“… Shit.”

“Very good. ‘Ass.’”

“That one is easier. I’ve said it before.”

“Then why don’t you say it now?”

“I… er…”

“If it’s so easy, then do it.”

“… Ass.”

“Excellent.”

“Don’t mock me.”

“How about this one? ‘Cunt.’”

“Wh—I actually, um, don’t know what that means.”

“You don’t know ‘cunt’?”

“I don’t know what to tell you, Byleth, it’s simply not in my lexicon.”

“It means va—”

“All right, I understand. The gesture was absolutely unnecessary. I’m astounded at how many words there seem to be for the same thing.”

“If you think that’s bad, you won’t believe how many there are for pe—”

“Well, this has been a fun exercise and hopefully a source of great amusement to you, but I think I’m finished.”

“Wait, wait.”

“No.”

“One more, one more.”

“Mm, no. I don’t think so.”

“Please?”

“… You know it’s not fair of you to give me those eyes.”

“Is that a yes?”

“All right. All right. One more.”

“Yesssss. ‘Fuck.’”

“Byleth!”

“What?! You said one more, and that’s the one to say.”

“I’m—I am not—”

“Please?”

“You can’t pull the same maneuver twice in a minute and expect to succeed. That’s poor strategy.”

“Is it working?”

“… Regrettably, it is.”

“Then it seems like a good strategy to me. Just say it. ‘Fuck.’ It’s easy.”

“It most certainly is not!”

“Try it. Say ‘fuck.’”

“… Fuck.”

“Oh, that’s rich. That’s very good.”

“Are you quite satisfied?”

“Nearly. Now use it in a sentence.”

“Byleth.”

“I’ll give you one. It’ll be easy.”

“I did not—and do not—agree to this!”

“Just repeat after me.”

“No!”

“Say, ‘Byleth, I want you to fuck me.’”

“… Oh.”

“Go on, El. You can do it.”

“… Byleth, I…”

“Keep going.”

“Byleth, I-I want you to… f-fuck me.”

“Good girl. Wasn’t so hard, was it?”

“Less than I—ah—thought it would be.”

“Mm. Well, you’ve certainly earned a reward, haven’t you?”

“Yes, my teacher. Fuck…”

“Aren’t you a fast learner? I’m impressed.”

“If you don’t shut up and kiss me right now, I’m going to start swearing in earnest.”

“Don’t threaten me with a good time, Your Majesty.”

[starredforlife]

hey btw I don’t like the vote blue no matter who crowd if you’re new here 👍🏻 so if you’re the type of person that starts shaking and crying and sending long pleading lectures about how it’s our only choice and oh my god trump and oh my god project 2025 literally leave I don’t want to hear it. get ok with me complaining and criticizing your dumbass imperialist warmongering party or unfollow

[stardust-sunset]

how come whenever my aunt comes over and i dare look at my phone she demands to see what im looking at like im not even her fucking kid lmao what does it matter to her

[fridayiminlovemp3]

i’m so addicted to entering contests it’s like gambling for broke people i love it so much

[countercharmda]

Gamers the new charger is not working

[cherrysnax]

so like what should we do. should we boycott tumblr, suicide bait staff? what can we do for them to restore all of these blogs??

[deklo]

still trying to set up my health insurance why is everything so HARDDD

[knifearo]

trying to think of wording for a little banner to put on my posts. you know the type. big sparkly letters animated banner that says “this post was made by _” or “_ don’t interact” except it says smth like “this post was made about my personal experience and if you reblog with some bullshit i’m finding your house and killing you with hammers”. something like that. again i’m still workshopping

[dashingwishes]

I have an interview tomorrow for some reason I don’t feel like going at all like my energy is so drained.

[jediexile]

I asked my doctor to sign for a temporary disability parking placard for the winter, and her response was “you need to do more activity, not doing activity is the worst thing you can do” like what the actual fuck